Boy, it's that time of year, the waning month and few weeks left of winter and sometimes Old Man Winter doesn't want to let go! We don't want to forget to thank and appreciate our UPS/Fedex/US Mail and other small package deliverers. They're having to navigate treacherous sidewalks, steps and poorly cleared side streets to get us our packages, some of which are large and bulky or weigh a TON, (I'm looking at all the Chewy.com boxes of 50 lb. pet food and kitty litter!) These drivers do struggle and they are put on very tight, rigid schedules, with no set lunch hours, grabbing bites to eat, in parking lots. At the same time, I do have to chuckle as the driver in the video above crawls along the driveway on his way back to his truck, lol. Oh, and I just did notice that the recipient is catching the sliding box and they must be standing inside the garage door; you can see their hand sticking out at the last minute! 😂 📦
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Well, hop aboard the Make-Believe Train. Believe me, you don't want to leisurely stroll through this, best to be on a moving mode of transportation. LOL!
• Jake Gyllenhaal, 41, has a movie release, soon approaching, so you know what that means. It means the interview circuit and...
LOL! Aww. Let's rip the obligatory band-aid off and just get it over with because there is the usual kiddo and husband denial.
Even though he went to all the trouble of posing in red heart glasses and a red shirt and pretending to vacuum a red carpet, Jake says in the March issue of Esquire,
And something about how "All Too Well" has nothing to do with him, something about cyber bullying, even though his Big Sis Maggie G-Haal goes on Andy Cohen and in her baby voice, says "Ehhhhhh - I don't knowwwwww whyyyyyy"
Jake, 41, just gaslit the whole world.
Yup. Pretty much. In his own mind, Jake knows he's talking about his real significant other, his real, real family, but for public consumption, he spins around in circles like Patrick Mahomes in the second half of the American Conference Championship Game and acts like he is blathering about beard Jeanne Cadieu, whom he can't even take any time to be seen with, and skates by with Paul Bunyan stories about how he's been holed away in his godmother's country cottage during the pandemic, being all domesticated. This is a riot. 👀
Didn't Jake say "It's getting to be time" [to be a father]?? What's he waiting on? Why, that was last May. May 2021. "It's getting to be time." We're practically one entire year later. Jake's calendar seems to be set at a more biblical pace, doesn't it? Hmmm, wonder what in the heck happened?
Did something upset that apple cart? Or are we maybe just waiting for time to creep closer to the release of "Ambulance", the big Michael Bay flick that was advertised repeatedly during NFL games and the Olympics? Could be Jake is going to spring his big family news real casual-like, followed by him and Cadieu strolling down the sidewalks of NYC with several stunt tots in tow. Won't have to worry about a baby bump watch and totally bypass the "private" garden shed wedding. They'll already be hitched, had a few offspring during this pandemic and then he'll just go back into hiding.
😂 I mean, I think Narnia is the only one keeping track of that 💩 show of Jake and Mara's. So, we'll move along because there are some photos from his Esquire Fables interview that we wanted to add our own insight to. We'll include some of our favorites.
Who says Jake doesn't give an insiders' wink*wink in this latest Esquire shoot? Because I think this is his shout out to Baby Tile Number 1 Son. How's that, you ask? Well, because I think this is going to be Baby Tile #1's first set of wheels! This just could be the Gyllynichols Compound Garage and during the pandemic, Jake and Austin have been refurbishing this thing. And Jake, 41, below is steeling himself for those incoming insurance premiums. That's what this grimace is all about. 😉 😄 🚗
Another favorite was this one, which I think was an actual live look at Jake hollering to some squabbling Tiles in another room: "DON'T MAKE ME COME IN THERE!"
The Esquire 2022 photo shoot is a good one. If you'd like to check them all out, this is a link to the thumbnail page on I Heart Jake . A few of the photos' poses are reminiscent of some old shots of his and some seem new. The shoots don't seem to involve clothing that he looks uncomfortable or unnatural in and - wait, what? Oh, you mean Jake still can't have a photo shoot that doesn't have some self-serving purpose to it? Like this?
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Because in case you didn't know, Jake's meard, Tom Holland keeps sending shout-outs to his "hubs" through....you guessed it - his clothing, which we touched upon in our post From the Bleacher Seats: An Idea Box Running Low on Stock, and Flying the Hi-Profile Skies:
And the Wardrobe Department just keeps churning out all the "evidence" ...
Yes, someone is actually serious about this and going to a lot of effort. 😉
and hey, what are the odds of this one....
lol. If it's not Holland that Team Mara/Alla are using, it's planted accounts like this one below, acting like former co-star Heath Ledger is still alive and that he and Jake are an active, real-time OTP. This particular Instagram account is devoted to this idea, along with a few sprinkled photos of Heath with actress Michelle Williams because, just like the triangle of Jensen Ackles, beard Danneel Harris-Ackles and meard Misha Collins, TPTB want the hetero image, but they also want to bury the real-life male partner, and so a meard enters the group, to create a threesome. In these two cases, real-life partners Austin Nichols and Jared Padalecki respectively are publicly disrespected and ignored. In other words, according to TPTB, the real-life partners of their client don't exist any longer in their worlds.
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the intern calls them "non-random coincidences"
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Jake, these shout-outs are out of control, please restrain yourself.
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It has been fourteen (14) years since Heath passed away.
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It doesn't even make sense that a present-day Spidey or second-generation Brokeback fan wouldn't even take the time to research their fave and see that there are 1000x more reports, social media sightings, real photos (non-manips) of Jake with Austin, than the above "proofs". ❓❓ Think about it. If you are supposed to be a fan and believe your fave is having a romance or yearning for a love in the past, wouldn't you look in their past to see their prior history? To gain further evidence that you're onto something? I know, that makes too much sense, doesn't it? 😉🧠
What does make sense is to remember that what has been talked about by Narnia, particularly in this post from 2020 called "Winter/Spring 2020 Musings - Bringing Back Jake and Austin Pt 4 of 5", Jake and Heath are/were represented by the same publicist (as was Michelle Williams), Mara Buxbaum. And Jake's publicity team continues to use Heath's image repeatedly and obsessively, actually. I will not pretend to be educated on the use of a deceased celebrity's image rights, but one has to wonder if this would be going on today if Heath were alive. Would he consent to Jake using him as a meard? Would Heath say, "Hey Jake, no worries, go ahead. I don't mind at all." Would Heath dress in the same color clothes like Holland is doing to make it look like they're sharing clothes or sending shout-outs to each other? It's amazing what people will do after someone is gone from this earth, isn't it? As long as that person isn't around to say anything? Something to think about.
While Jake's team is carrying on as such, is Austin unconsciously messaging what the kiddos call him?
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[ Back in OhMyGodot days, some of us pondered what the Tiles would refer to both men, Jake and Austin. Are both of them called "Dad"? One person wondered if Jake was addressed as "Papa" and perhaps Austin was "Dad". It's just a nosy question that moi in particular, has wondered.]
Hey, at least I admit it. 😂
Look at the back of Jerry's tilted head as Kramer calls him "Mr. Nosy". 😂😂
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Huge thanks and congratulations on a fantastic show to Mr. Louis Tomlinson who was in my Metro Area of Kansas City the past couple of days for his concert at the vintage Uptown Theater. And here were a couple of lucky fans who met members of his band at the locally famous Kansas City Joe's, formerly known as Oklahoma Joe's (and I still think of them as Oklahoma Joe's). This is the original location as they have other locations in the area and appropriately enough, the building's street address is on Rainbow Boulevard. 🌈 I'm sure the guys enjoyed their BBQ - I mean, who wouldn't?
King Louis shining in the adoration of his people:
This guy is winning.
Here he was leaving, leaning & waving from the bus. Bye, Louis!!! I hope you and the band slept through that dark drive across I-70 in Kansas. LOL!! I have made that trek a multiple amount of times and it is nothing to brag about, haha.
Huge, HUGE THANKS 🏆🏆🏆 to the fans who sacrifice some of their personal enjoyment and their arms while sharing feeds of Louis's show. I know I would never have been able to see one of his shows without them and it is a real gift to the fandom. To hear "Through the Dark" is a real treat as it's one of my favorite One Direction songs.
And it was an honor to have Louis here in our city, spreading his joy and charm. Safe travels to him and his crew as they continue on to Denver.
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Now, let's look at a pictorial timeline as we change topics, to one of Louis' former bandmates.
On February 12, Liam Payne allegedly performed for the Veeps' virtual showcase, "Here's To The Future". A program that he announced on January 8 for a broadcasting date of January 29, but conveniently had to reschedule to February 12 because...that's right, you guessed it, COVID. :
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Here's Liam allegedly in Costa Rica on a golfing "getaway" with beard Mayo "Maya" Henry for the Valentine's holiday, which would mean around Feb 14. So that would be just a couple of days later. Boy, that scruff grew fast!
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Liam "around" Valentine's Day which is Feb 14
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And this is allegedly Liam tweet pic'd with someone at the airport in Costa Rica, allegedly on Feb 20.
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There's also a video here, of which you cannot even tell that's either Liam OR Mayo. Come on.
Now, here is also Liam, being given a Twitter shoutout of "Nice to Meet Ya, what's yer name?" from a podcaster and host of ESPN in Chicago, by the name of Peggy Kusinski. She supposedly met Liam somewhere, we are not sure where at because she doesn't show a location on her Instagram post, in other words, doesn't say "where" in her Instagram post caption, nor does she say "where" in her tweet. NOR does she answer anyone's inquiry on either the Instagram post or tweet who ask her if the photo was taken in Costa Rica. All Peggy Kusinski will say is that next time, the round of golf is "on us" at the Medinah Country Club which is located in Medinah, IL, a northern suburb of Chicago. Dated February 18.
And why are Liam's bangs in the Kusinski pic, so incredibly short?
Incredibly short.
How does his hair bounce back and forth between how it looked on the golf course allegedly in Costa Rica and how it looks in the photo with Peggy Lusinski?
Check it out. They're jacking around with these photos and Liam's locations.
Transport to Liam suddenly in Glasgow now for a boxing match on February 21. And he became a Chia pet. 😉💓
It's fascinating, isn't it? I
daresay Ms. Lusinski didn't want to put it out there where the photo is
supposed to originate from. Purposely vague in that sense. The
question is why, if he's already been officially placed there. Hmm.
Maybe he wasn't with the beard after all. It's
a crime the way Liam's image is being used. Hopefully soon, this will
change.
But in the meantime, Liam was smiling with some folks and
taking photos at a boxing event in Glasgow, looking utterly FANTASTIC. 🔥 ✨
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Liam outshining the boxing ring!
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and this looks like a match!
Not only that, but looks like there was a familiar person traveling in his group, hopefully keeping an eye out for Liam's safety!
What an unexpected surprise! Again, great to see a smiling Liam. 😊
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And while we wanted to get to some NFL football/Chiefs chatter, let us not, for this particular post. LOL! Let's not book-end this post with two sets of Band-aid ripping. Instead, let's end it with some great photos of Liam and Louis. We want to get the new work week off with some gladdening!
Have a good week!
pic sources: giphy, gfycat, makeagif, tenor, Just Jared, buzzfeed, gifer, Telleryhodges
our playlist: For You - Liam Payne w Rita Ora
Midnight (Live at LP Show 1) - Liam Payne
Don't Let It Break Your Heart - Louis Tomlinson
Daddy Could Swear, I Declare - Gladys Knight and the Pips
Papa Loves Mambo - Perry Como
