The Reports of This Break Up May Not Be So Exxagerated - Is Austin Nichols a Free Man?

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Well, well, well, well.   This time, the "break up" lightning bolt JUST may be for real.  

In quite the choreographed mini timeline of planned events, we the "clueless" public have been made aware that the beard recently traveled to Hawaii for the 4th of July.  Included in the vacationing party was her new merkin, I mean her co-star from a movie she just completed filming (Valley Girl), and a goonhead, I mean a young man by the name of Logan Paul.  Who could not see this coming?

While Austin strutted and enjoyed his wardrobe from The Iron Orchard (a film he had somewhat recently completed), his beard was carrying out the grand break-up master plan.  The pinnacle point came yesterday with this "leak".

This account @justamajorfan buzzed around to various gossip accounts, trying to "coax" a formal announcement from one of them:

@JustJared can u please confirm whether or not Chloe Bennett and Austin Nichols broke up? It looks like shes dating her co star Logan Paul. pic.twitter.com/RdzGnFLjiQ

— Justamajorfan (@justamajor) July 5, 2017

 


Oops!!!  Aw, now who took that picture and was promptly hacked?

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Looks like the cat is out of the bag now, Chlo!  

So, looks like @justamajorfan's prompting and prodding produced the needed results and today, came the "official" word from Just Jared.  And if that didn't do it, then these uncomfortable pictures should show that this Nichols/Bennet  mutually benefit'ing contract is likely a pile of ashes in the Gyllenichols hearth.  We're not giving this "individual" any further space, but it is revealing how awkward these pictures are.   

On to the Next Contract for Chlo Bennet

Meanwhile, while Narnia is not sure how long both Austin and Jake will float out at sea without a life raft, we can probably be assured it won't be for long.  But for this day, let there be dancing in the streets.  Austin, do you have any words for this new chapter in your life as you see the end as a dog prop? 

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Ah yes, I can understand, of course.  And how about the hubs?  Jakester, what are your feelings on no longer finding French bulldog hairs in yours & Austin's lovenest?

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Uh huh.....I get ya, I get ya.  

And uh......let's give the beard one last moment at the podium.  Ms. Bennet, have ye any parting words?

Oh!  LOLLL !!!   And what are Narnia's thoughts?  Well, we prefer to focus on these two men; after all, they ARE and will forever be the main reason why Narnia has come here.   

Our boys.

Hang in there, you little fighter Austin!!!   ;-)



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