Thursday, August 20, 2026

Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles: Ready, Steady Go! (The Early Years, 2011) Part III

 

Louis and Harry, February 21, 2011

Zayn and Liam, November 2011











Part II, closing paragraph:

Stay tuned. There will be lots more going on in subsequent months as Louis and Harry continue to go full speed ahead throughout 2011, joyfully sharing their dreams while continuing to build castles that would withstand the test of time. In stark contrast, TPTB begin to manufacture their alternative version of events, grounded on a foundation of lies and deceptions. One Direction supporters begin to notice the disconnect as the Larrie fandom grows.


As January transitioned into February, Louis and Harry were about to experience the combined joy and excitement of building a home and life together, while pursuing their future careers in the music industry.  For two people still in their teens, the innocence and optimism of youth went a long way to help strengthen their resilience, endurance, and desire for authenticity. As well as their belief that anything was possible.

“Why are we not enough?”



Man Crush, Best Mate Magazine, Feb 2011


Teen Now Interview May 17, 2011


Combined with their growing friendship and love for the three other young men who shared the same professional ambitions and pride in their identities, the united front of OT5 was palpable, clever and, more often than not, intractable. Once the cameras rolled, it was impossible to guess what new clue might expose what was really going on behind the scenes. What new interview would penetrate the smoke and mirrors facade presented to the public. This ongoing threat potential was particularly ominous to TPTB, given the receptive and growing Larrie and Ziam fandoms who refused to be gaslit or have their voices silenced. 

Gradually, both fandoms began to be known for their investigative skills, intelligence, and open-mindedness toward the LGBTQ+ community, and were growing daily by 2011. Most importantly, unlike previous boy band fandoms, these supporters were now armed with digital platforms (especially Tumblr) to conduct their own fact-checking and information-sharing operations.  Tools that allowed them to create and spread independently formulated narratives. Accounts based on the massive amounts of evidence primarily provided by the actual group that was being closeted in real time. 

Remember when Harry recently covered, "Everybody's Wants to Rule the World", and he came to the lines, "There's a room where the light won't find you (The Closet).  Holding hands while the walls come tumbling ____," He purposely doesn't sing the word, "down" for a reason. Which means that this lyrical omission emphasizes "tumbling". Could Harry have been hinting that what Tumblr users tried to do back in One Direction days may be a deliverable that could still be achieved; an unfulfilled commitment. Don't forget, Harry also pleadingly sings the line, "Help me to decide." Truly, given this fork in the road moment that Harry and Louis are experiencing at this point in their careers, a better song could not have been selected. 

[The phrase "when the walls come tumbling down" means a sudden, total collapse of a structure, system, barrier, or way of life.]

March 12, 2026



HMV book signing, "One Direction: Forever Young", Manchester, March 7, 2011 -
A fan gifted Harry this t-shirt during a fan interaction


In fact, Harry recently reminded the public that this segment of the One Direction fandom, known for forming a united front of solidarity and resistance to TPTB, were still very much in existence during his Night 2 Wembley Stadium residency on June 13, 2026. That’s right. Ten years later, even when the night changes, Harry was hoping fans out there, including those once insurgent Tumblr folks, were still listening.


BOXPARK Wembley LED screen, Together, Together Tour, N2, June 13, 2026
L I A M 


And for the predictable (but embarrassing by this point), reflexive naysayers, yes Harry was fully aware what was being displayed on the stadium’s LED screens because his own on-stage strings section played “Night Changes” during the coordinated video tributes and visuals. With, of course, plausible deniability on Harry’s side to avoid contractual breaches and to maintain his safety against the retributions of TPTB.

Wembley LED screen BOXPARK Wembley policy, June 13, 2026



BOXPARK Wembley LED screen, Together, Together Tour, N2, June 13, 2026
Z A Y N 


BOXPARK Wembley LED screen, Together, Together Tour, N2, June 13, 2026
L O U I S


June 13, 2026 N2 BOXPARK Wembley





A Louis doll


Yes, we are all straight. Promise.


What Narnia is about to present is the profile of a corrupt industry that had originally planned on exploiting five young men who were proudly queer (Their name was One Direction, people. Hello!), and dreaming of a career in music. As in the past, The Closet would be the primary enforcement mechanism, along with deceiving what TPTB arrogantly perceived as submissive and unschooled tweens to sell their abusive and more often than not, blunder-filled media narratives and manipulations. But, in the face of a very loud couple, and a more reserved, but still subversive, Liam and Zayn (embodied by Liam's "We are the quiet ones" tattoo which he debuted on August 30, 2015), Cowell, Modest Management, Sony, et al. began to realize. as early as 2011, they had to regroup and implement more drastic measures to execute their business plan.

What is about to emerge may not be pretty. Many of us lived through the cruelty once, and may not want to stomach the hardships and setbacks again. But as we seem to be on the precipice of something positive and genuinely narrative shifting, this overview is a reminder of why these guys have always been worth the time and efforts of a dedicated fanbase. Their talents have always been beyond question as are their charisma and generosity.  Combine those attributes with their bravery, ingenuity and fierce loyalty to each other and to their fans, and their story easily becomes one of triumph. 

Hopefully, by looking back again, a better explanatory model can be developed to clarify why the guys behaved in a certain way, sometimes perceived as reckless, and how what once might have been viewed as a coincidence, bad luck or simply the personal choices of Louis and Harry were, upon closer inspection, actually coercive events.  

On that note, let's return to what was happening in the early months of 2011.  Still riding the high of having found the love of their lives in each other (e.g., going on dates, sleepovers, eating cookie dough, enjoying their favorite meals), Harry turned seventeen on February 1 and, of course, a smitten and steadfast Louis was there to celebrate.

Louis’ birthday card to Harry on his 17th birthday - bottom left corner is a photo of Louis and Harry

    

Gotta love Louis’ choice in his Birthday Card Boyfriend photo


Then there's Harry posting more public courtship messages using Bruno Mars lyrics about wanting to be married and promising to always be there. A united front. Unconquerable. Louis was a big fan of Bruno, after all.

All the ways you need me
I need you the same

There since I was eighteen
And you're the reason why
If you stay until it's over
We'll keep growing up side by side



From the Bruno Mars song, "Marry You"


From the Bruno Mars song, "Count on Me"


Hanging out in Birmingham before One Direction's first Live Show on the X Factor Tour.


Louis and Harry in Birmingham February 19, 2011



                                
And, of course, there is always family extending support and acceptance.


January 28, 2011 love the added "lol"




No doubt, Louis is sitting right next to him when Harry hits, SEND.


Wanting to share the spotlight together, Dublin, N2



Every great love story is always based on trust.

Filmed in March

One Direction promo video for their Dare To Dream Book taken on Brighton pier in March and uploaded on August 31, 2011



Another moment from the Dare To Dream March footage.

Necessary hand grab by Harry to save his man
LOLLL! Liam and Zayn don't seem too interested


Flirtation and desire. When actual kissing in public is forbidden.

Do you tantalize and titillate



Launch of Pokemon's Black and White Game, March 3, 2011




The very next day,

WH Smith book signing, "Forever Young", Lakeside Shopping Centre, Essex, March 4, 2011





Two fans telling Louis and Harry that their bromance is better than theirs. Got to love the unimpressed, disgruntled toddler look on Harry's face. Like these people don't even deserve a response as Louis side eyes the speaker dismissively, with a "No, no" and shakes his head.

And some more flirting, on Louis' part. The two continuing to master chaotic, playful touching. No doubt because it's just plain fun, but also to make their intimate interactions more socially acceptable. Without even knowing it, the guys were effectively practicing a positive form of desensitization. Not sure what Niall is doing back there. LOL!


Pokemon Diaries, Part 1 March 15, 2011





















Running through the garden, Oh, where nothing bothered us


Thus far, the first quarter of 2011 had been a hopeful and joyous time for Louis and Harry. Working hard. Sharing their dreams. Learning about new possibilities. Building a home. But, as Oscar Wilde observed, "Some things are more precious because they don't last long", those blissfully happy and carefree days would soon disappear. Cracks would begin to appear slowly as reality started to seep in. Although fans were unaware of what was coming, Louis and Harry mostly continued to show their love in big ways and small. Sometimes micro expressions revealed the truth behind the curtain. Or a roll of the eye. But there was inevitably a pat on the bum or a protracted never-want-to-let-you-go hug that set things right again.


Metro Radio Arena, Newcastle - March 25, 2011 - X Factor Live Tour





March 25, 2011 Metro Radio Arena - Newcastle

If they knew what was coming there were no obvious signs. Behind the scenes, however, wheels were turning. No matter how in love, and how accepting many fans and media outlets were of their "bromance", or even those who believed there was something more, TPTB were not about to tolerate Louis and Harry spoiling their material ambitions. There was no room for experimentation, inclusion, or diversity in their world of greed and power. A debut single and an album were in the works. Books and merchandise were being issued. Interviews were being lined up. A music video planned.

Within this limited world view, only the imposition of heterosexuality was acceptable and not the kind of low-key storytelling that Hannah Walker represented. In fact, the contrived image that was being created for Harry Styles™, was so reprehensible. dehumanizing and disrespectful that it was hard not to believe that TPTB enjoyed every second of their ability to humiliate and brutalize. No doubt, hoping that eventually, Louis and Harry would break under the pressure.

We held darkness in withheld clouds

These guys were not going down without a fight though and Narnia's next post will begin to examine the good, the bad, and the ugly. Through it all, what made everything worth the while was the love that remained. The unbreakable bond being forged between all five men. The fandom that provided and continues to provide a platform for their truth. And the faith in the future that endures to this day.


Two days before Babygate


Playlist:    Sweet Creature – Harry Styles
                Sleepwalking (Demo) – Louis Tomlinson 
                Imposter – Louis Tomlinson
                Keep Driving – Harry Styles  


Sources: Top of the Pops Magazine, Tumblr, BOXPARK, Wembley, Twitter, X Factor, ITV,  Dare to Dream, Pokémon Black and White, Nintendo UK, WH Smith, Together, Together Tour, YouTube, 









Monday, August 17, 2026

Narnia's Usual "Bad Boys" Up to the Usual Same Old, Same Old - We Know the Drill at This Point

 



Okay well, it's Back to School time, kids! 😄  Back to the books, the alarm clock, and the whole routine.  For parents, it's those phone calls while you're at work once the kids get home, and settling sibling arguments.  

And this month, it seems for us at Narnia, back to nonsense!

A few of Narnia's fave pairs have families and have been trying to divert attention away from the fact they've been enjoying summer vacations.  

But mid-August means the end of that, and time to get back into those routines.  

Believe it or not, Jakers and Austin still have at least ONE in school (BabyT Congras), if not several more.  Their offspring are no longer at that preschool/elementary school stage anymore (well, unless SXSW2024 Sushi Lunch 2.0 is an indication of something different! 😱)  

It was predictable therefore to see Jake (or very probably, his image) "canoodling and packing on the PDA" (to borrow Just Jared's telltale wording!) with beard Jeanne Cadieu at the Olivia Dean concert, Madison Square Garden.  Thus, placing Jakers strategically in New York City, far, far, far away from his SO Austin, who had been in Ireland, but posted that he was soon headed "home".

We're not wasting Narnia space on yet another alleged "stepping out" by Jake and Morticia.  If you'd like to see a tweet of the hinky looking video, here you go, brought to everyone by ol' "@Goldenhaall".  The fact that the source is "Goldenhaall" is, right off the bat, Strike One against the count of validity.  ⚾

Narnia extends Happy Birthday greetings to Baby Tile Leadville and perhaps a "Welcome Home" to the Gyllynichols Fam if they have indeed pulled up stateside and piled into their Family Shuttle, headed to wherever it is they're setting up camp.  😂   Whether they're really in the States or still across the pond, summer vacation is over, kids!  😊📘📐🏫🚌 

Seems a shame to talk about Jake and Austin without any kind of photo.  So let's show an oldie but goodie.


 

🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌

And seems like ever since Jared Padalecki's meard Anson Gordon was mentioned in Narnia's post, "Sunday Musings:  It's a Summer of Travis Kelce and Stale Bread" on August 2, those two have knocked themselves out silly promoting a brand new, conjured-up project: a viewing party for "Supernatural" because apparently, Gordon has never seen that show.  LOL!  You can't make this stuff up.   


So it is looking like perhaps the unconditioned, static-y, just-took-the-beanie-off look is the new "beanie".  Gotta have Jared looking like a wild man now.  So he can be without the beanie, but the hair's gotta look Friday the 13th.  Don't worry, we're keeping up with you, TPTB. 😉 

And for those stans, I mean fans who want to go off about being "mean"; no, you look.  This can be Jared:

 

2021, for Walker promo

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here he was again with "his boy", Gordon (Jensen was probably super excited over that one! 😏),


Days before, Jared's twitter account was used by his people to make him look clueless with regard to Perez Hilton.  His people have set a long-time precedent of using his twitter account to establish and enforce narratives, incidents that Narnia has documented over the years.  His team loves to make him look clueless, insensitive, an ogre, and/or a victim.

Anyway, we're not going to show the "supportive" tweet which was followed by "I didn't know, I had no idea his history!", followed by the lengthy "tweet correction and apology", along with examples of fandom attacking and apologists.  It's the usual old hat, but mostly due to the sensitive subject matter, there just is no need to give them cyber space.  We've seen this rerun before.

To use Hilton's breakdown episode to 1) manipulate his fandom and 2) enforce the 2015 originated narrative of Jared's own alleged struggles, shows once again how sensitivity is not a visible quality of these pr teams.

Plus, his team has used Perez Hilton before to help sell a narrative or two in the past. 

Oh look, Perez wrote in the past about the "very bad car accident" which involved the meard, Anson Gordon, who had tried to insinuate that he had also been in that same "accident", but just couldn't fully commit. 😒  Narnia wrote all about this "very bad car accident" in May 2022, in our post "Monday Musings Pt 1:  Let's Hear It For the Boys Misha Collins, Jensen Ackles, and Jared Padalecki (By Default)".

2022

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Boy, does that give the flashbacks.  😰

And taking a quick glance at the online written activity regarding Jared's twitter account and the Perez Hilton incident, we see a red flag pattern that's become quite familiar to readers of Narnia:


 

"Poor" Jared.  

• Had to "apologize".  

• Had to "delete".  

• "Backlash"  

• "Explains Why

See those negative words in the subject lines?  Signs this was yet another stunt.

For those readers who are unaware, Jared is a former high school debater who once thought of becoming an engineer.  He has those kinds of smarts.  And so these repetitive bouts of "poor Jared" are what?  Month old, stale bread.  

Narnia knows he's fully capable of that Sara Lee fresh-from-the-store quality!   💪 🍞

 

🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊

 

Last week, Travis Kelce joined the ranks of contract-driven, similar performances.  

First of all, following his training camp post-practice presser, when he sent "Tayvis" fans tweet-squeeing over his use of the word "my wife".  😴

 


 



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Narnia would refer to this as Bearding 101.

Back in 2009, Jakers set off the car alarms when he used the phrase "my girlfriend" to refer to Reese Witherspoon at a press conference for his movie, "Brothers".   At that time, it was significant for Jake to do.

Jake Gyllenhaal called Reese his “girlfriend” at a press conference for Brothers. According to People Magazine, Jake said: “I’ve learned so much from the kids in my life, and somehow they just become the center of your life and the way you look at things. Obviously I exist in my girlfriend’s world and my sister’s world in a different way, but it’s opened my heart and I feel much more grown up and want to be grown up as a result of it.” - Grazia Australia via People via hollyscoop via OhNoTheyDidnt, Dec 05, 2009 


Of course, what's kind of amusing is that less than two weeks later would come word that Jakers and Witherspoon had "broken up".  

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And who can forget, in March 2017, when an airport stunt was performed, all so that Louis could be documented as saying "my girlfriend". By the way, everyone knows, the phrase is, "me girlfriend". Get it right, tabloids. I mean if you've been tasked with spreading PR narratives at least me accurate in the fabrication.

[American Airlines representative] Robinson said she observed Tomlinson placed himself between Larsen and Calder. Robinson said she observed Tomlinson place his right hand on Larsen's shoulder and stated 'please stop taking pictures of my girlfriend.'' - Daily Mail, March 10, 2017

 

Copy of a copy of a copy, right? 

 

 

And second of all, a wedding ring worn on the field at the Rams pre-season game?  For the cameras?  smh

 


 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
That's a first.  😄
 
 
📢📢📢📢📢📢📢
 
Goodness.  Patterns, patterns, patterns. 


Well, let's wrap this one up as it was all full of shenanigans, wasn't it?  

This was very nice to see.  Travis with DeJuan Bonds at the Purple Label Barber Shop (I massively apologize for not knowing the other gentleman! I'm mud. If someone wants to let Narnia know, please do so, in order that he can be credited.).  This Instagram story photo may've been taken on Saturday, August 8 of this year as it was posted that evening.

 



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On the 4th of this month, Austin posted an old photo of the family dog, I mean his dog Otis.  These are great. 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We're speechless!

 

And speaking of speechless, here was Louis in St Louis in June, looking and sounding terrific.


 

Louis has the charm, doesn't he?  He was proud of Team UK as he should be.  Team Narnia was pulling for them in the World Cup!

And ending with some Johnny Gage and Roy Desoto,

Caption this: 


LOL!  Look at them.

 

"You know, you're really too much." - Roy DeSoto










 

Okay, well that's all we've got.  This needs to go to press before it's not Monday anymore! What a disaster.   😅

 

Pic sources:  FETV,  tenor, giphy, WorldTomlinson twitter, IHeartJake, People.com,

                     Facebook, spnfangirl15, Alloy, screencaps51, Perez Hilton

our playlist:  Poor, Poor Pitiful Me - Linda Rondstadt

                     Bad Time - Grand Funk Railroad

                     Hurt Me Bad (In a Real Good Way) - Patty Loveless

                     Suddenly Last Summer - The Motels