Another year, more stunts, a mystery woman, a dash of Leo rising, and a looney, exhibitionist beard who can't act her way out of a paper sack have all come together to provide some entertainment and a whole lot of distractions over the last several days. Social media is on overdrive trying to upload "evidence" of a romance which is about as believable as any hatched in a Hollywood conference room. Thanks for confirming that one thing can be certain after over fourteen years together. In this 36th year of Jacob Benjamin Gyllenhaal's birth, Austin Nichols is still his main squeeze.
You may be pushing 40 Jake, but you sure know how to pick 'em. Regardless how hard you both try to prove otherwise, we know who is blowin' out those candles with you tonight. A.U.S.T. I. N. Your forever cuddlebug. Smile for the camera boys. Awwwwww.
