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Monday, January 5, 2026

The Dismantling of a Kansas City Chiefs Dynasty: Jenga Gone Light Speed

 

 

"I will not whine or complain during the process. I won’t be a distraction, on or off the field."

 Patrick Mahomes - NFL Draft Letter April 2017

 

That sentence comes within the text of Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes' NFL draft letter as a graduate of Texas Tech, letting the NFL teams know that he could be trusted to be well-behaved.  That he wasn't going to make the news for the wrong reasons.  That he would do what was required.  What was expected.

To look back at his NFL draft letter is to see how much he meant what he said and how he continues to love playing the game of football.  His draft letter is a highly recommended read.  There is nothing in some of the quotes from his letter that don't continue to resonate today, which makes his performance in the last Super Bowl, number LIX, stand out all the more, in the worst, most unbelievable way.

Though Patrick was a rookie in the Chiefs organization in 2017, he didn't become their starting QB until the next season, 2018-19.  And in that first season, he took the league by storm and led the Chiefs all the way to the American Football League Championship game against the New England Patriots and their QB, Tom Brady.  Patrick and the Chiefs lost to the Patriots, but otherwise, he hasn't looked back since, chasing Tom's records at a startling pace all along the way.  

Fans on Twitter/X have dissected statistics ad nauseam between the two men, comparing and sparring, trying to elevate their favorite as king of the hill.  Tom Brady has 7 Super Bowl rings, Patrick has 3.  Patrick turned 30 this season.  He was closing in on Tom in several categories.

 


  

Then, there are their favorite, top receivers.  Brady had Rob "Gronk" Gronkowski, who is also now retired.  Patrick has Travis Kelce, now age 36.   Again, fans have compared Gronkowski and Travis for a number of years, especially since Travis began breaking NFL records and coming closer and closer to some of Gronk's. 

It is vital and crucial to New England fans that their fave duo, Brady and Gronkowski remain king of the mountain.  The best of all time.  The "goats", as it were.

As the 2024-25 season progressed with the Chiefs ending the season at 15-2 (with the last loss coming vs. the Denver Broncos while resting most of the starters, including Patrick and Travis), the discussion of a Chiefs "dynasty" grew at a fever pitch.   

Including the idea and possible realization of a three-peat, the winning of three (3) Super Bowls in a row; oh, the chances were oh-so-real.  No NFL team had ever won the Super Bowl three times in a row since the NFL merged with the old AFL.  Prior to that merger, the Green Bay Packers had done it.

Patrick was suddenly getting closer and closer to approaching the possibility of a three-peat.  He would also take one step closer to catching Brady's seven rings and build on his own legacy as possibly the best quarterback ever.

Should we also mention how Chiefs coach Andy Reid was himself climbing the record books?  Look at where he's sitting.

 For regular season wins:


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And for post season?  Look at that - oh, he's been climbing.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But as we all know, it didn't happen in the 2025 Super Bowl.  Just like in the thrown 2022 AFCG Game vs the Cincinnati Bengals, the Chiefs suddenly looked totally and unequivocally lost.

And if somehow the Chiefs had won and achieved this extremely rare feat of three (3) consecutive Super Bowl wins, no doubt there would have been gnashing of teeth and wailing with an intensity not seen before in the football world.  

Who comprises the "football world"?  Well, it includes the other remaining NFL teams, along with their hundreds and thousands, likely millions of fans across the United States and overseas.  It also includes the media - beat writers, pod-casters, influencers, hosts on numerous shows such as NFL Network, ESPN, etc.

The state of being "tired of the Chiefs winning" even had a name - "Chiefs Fatigue".

Not to worry, though.  All are safe.  All can rest assured. 

The three-peat would not happen.  

The possibility crumbled to pieces in an unbelievably ghastly display on Sunday, February 9. In front of millions of viewers, on the biggest stage.  

For allllllll to see.

Were you shocked by it all?

Narnia wasn't shocked.  We were greatly disappointed, but can't say there weren't signs that the outcome could be a loss. 

And now, in this 2025-26 season, proceedings seem to be setting up a continuation of this dismantling of the dynasty so many never wanted.  The Chiefs lost to the Houston Texans on Sunday, Dec. 7, just about killing all hope for another post-season drive.  The free fall continued and now with the regular season ended?  The Chiefs are sitting at home.

But so many intriguing occurrences have already happened to set the Chiefs up for a tremendously surprising fall from the top.

• Coach Andy Reid and his normally quite capable staff of coaches have suddenly all gone belly up with ineffective and unimaginative play calling. 

• Rookie offensive lineman Josh Simmons, who had greatly impressed in training camp and was looking like a dream-come-true left tackle, suddenly had a "personal issue" and missed four (4) games due to said mysterious "personal issue".  

• Two years in a row, top-level wide receivers have gone down.

• Kicker Harrison Butker got off to a very rough start, missing a number of PAT's and short field goals, before eventually turning it around later in the season.

• Running back Isiah Pacheco's suspect "knee injury".  I say "suspect" because I was watching the game where his knee did collide with another player, but after spending some time on the sideline, he hopped down from the table and seemed to move around with no visible issue.  Isiah missed three (3) critical games that affected the team's running game and placed a heavy load on Kareem Hunt.

•  The weird winning touchdown run by Trevor Lawrence in the Chiefs vs. Jaguars game in October where it appeared that Chris Jones' feet were rooted in cement.

 


• How about the way Travis Kelce has really perfected the ability to bat the ball up into the air, thus greatly improving the odds of the 🏈 being intercepted?  This happened several times in the 2025 season, but this was when it happened vs. the Houston Texans earlier in December.
 

 👀👀  He had it.  In his hands.
 

It has been one thing after another.  Patrick lost his top wide receivers two years in a row.  In 2024, Xavier Worthy was knocked out right off the bat in Game 1, followed by Rashee Rice several games later, with an alleged knee injury that was "caused" by his own quarterback, Patrick.  Then in 2025, Rashee Rice missed the first six regular season games by serving his suspension due to a car crash that he had been a major part of.  Then, Xavier was lost for a couple of games after colliding with Travis Kelce.  What are the odds?
 
 
Patrick was "at fault" the first time, "taking out" his own wide receiver Rashee!  Then this past season, lo and behold, now it's Travis who "takes out" Xavier.  Both times, twitter/X goes on a spree with accounts blaming the two men for hurting the team with their actions.
 
Of all teammates - Patrick.  And then Travis.  Imagine that.  😒 
 
On to next critical position:  Offensive linemen.  Offensive linemen were pulled from active duty like plucked daisies until eventually Patrick was left scrambling repeatedly, trying to evade defensive tackles.
 
Eventually, it all caught up with him on Sunday, Dec. 14, vs. the L.A. Chargers when Patrick was tackled and his knee suffered dual ligament damage, requiring season-ending surgery. 
 
Narnia will watch how the injury / "injury" is handled since last season's suspect Travis "ankle injury", Josh Simmons' "personal issue",  Mecole Hardman's out-of-the-blue, alleged knee injury suffered during practice prior to a Chargers game, amongst other suspect ones, do not instill the greatest of confidence in fans being dealt the truth.
 
How does one of the most efficiently run, talented organizations suffer such a collapse?  Such a fall?  The amount of head scratching and voices of bewilderment amongst the local media was deafening this season.  Many didn't understand what they were witnessing week after week.  They searched for answers.  A different player, coach, or administrative leader was  blamed after every game.
 
Narnia believes it is unfortunate that the situation can't be looked at differently, i.e. how we've grown familiar with tactics of sabotage and manipulation when closeted entertainers/athletes are involved.   
 
We have recollections.
 
• of Steve Finan O'Connor frequently overheard in the background, serving as a watchdog while Liam Payne conducted his live stream videos for fans
 
• of an open stage trap door exposed while Harry Styles was performing during his Love on Tour on January 27, 2023, narrowly avoiding very serious injury
 

 
 
• of a revolving door incident at the Feb 5, 2023 Grammy Awards, which were under the executive production of Ben Winston (imagine that).  The major technical glitch occurred when the turntable rotating stage unexpectedly spun in reverse, which forced Harry and his dancers to quickly improvise.
 
• of Jared Padalecki being "stricken" with a "broken shoulder/broken arm" the Saturday morning of JibCon in 2014, thus being conveniently moved out of the way, I mean made unavailable so that the meard Misha Collins could be more prominently featured on-stage as well as off-stage with Jensen Ackles.
 
The sling didn't last long during JibCon 2014

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
• of hockey player Patrick Kane being dealt a "rape accusation"
 
• of hockey player Jonathan Toews being dealt an "autoimmune" disease so that he could be sidelined (nursery duties??) from the game.
 
• of Peter Sarsgaard being shoehorned into a number of recent projects of Jake's to prove they have had no rift between them, dating all the way back to 2012 and a blind item.  Likely also to prove the brother-in-law is still in a happy marriage.  😉
 

 
 • need we mention Jussie Smollett's set-up?  Armie Hammer's?  Johnny Depp's?  Michael Jackson's sabotage?  

The "need" for TPTB (i.e. record companies, talent agencies, film studios, sports team owners and/or their league administrators) to control their players/artists in an entertainment industry rife with bigotry and homophobia is beyond the general public's awareness and comprehension.

- If you are unfamiliar with the closet and how it has worked in these two industries.

- If you are one who loves the magazine tabloids like People, US Weekly, National Enquirer, or online sites (which are actually more popular now) like Deaux Moi, Enty Lawyer, TMZ, Page Six, the Daily Mail, Data Lounge, Reddit, etc.  and believe that they are beacons of truth.

 

Then, you are also likely going to miss how: 

• the profits from gambling benefit the big sports leagues   

• the increased thirst for "ramped up algorithms" in social media by creating/manufacturing the latest sensation or "viral moment"

• the endorsement money from advertisers

and 

• the financial returns from streaming rights

can all contribute to playing a factor in some of the questionable decision-making by those in charge of 1) what airs on the screen or 2) is put on the fields of competition.  The next question is why? What's the purpose other than being motivated by financial gains?  

What do our recollections of sabotage and ill-treatment of many of our favorite subjects have to do with the Chiefs and their 2025 season?

As we wrap this segment up, let's briefly circle back around to our recollections of sabotage and the obvious shared common thread of who the incidents involve, mostly members of the LGBTQ community. 

It's also to know that the number of queer population in the entertainment industry is likely even more than Ted Casablanca used to say exists, which is roughly 50%.  Narnia believes it has to be higher than that today.

The minute Shifty (Taylor Swift) entered the picture with tight end Travis Kelce, it was a huge red flag that the closet was involved.  Her history speaks for itself.  

Never forget the article about her being a professional beard that was snuffed out online back in 2014.  It's taken years of high-profile "dating" to snuff out the loudness of the below image.


 

 

 

 

 

 

This is just a screenshot from International Business Times Australia via Sugarscape, from the article dated 02 12 14:


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We have witnessed how TPTB will go to extreme lengths to misrepresent the sexuality images of their clients, whatever they deem "necessary" to portray them as heterosexual, whether that means someone they're "dating", marrying and/or having a baby with.  Teams will stoop so low as to have false sexual assault/harassment charges, cheating scandals, or false sexual addictions (Armie Hammer); however they can ensure a straight image for the client.

Beginning with his 2018-19 season, Patrick Mahomes has had a plenitude of off-field distractions caused by his brother, his mother and beard, I mean "wife".  It has been one thing after another.  Then, TPTB figured that wasn't enough and began creating on-the-field antics like the Dec. 10, 2023 Buffalo Bills game where he play-acted to be "visibly upset" by the officiating and thus planted the seed for the "spoiled brat", "sore loser" label by NFL fans.


 

Cameras were sure to show all of the bellyaching.  This act was not credible; his past history showed it was not.  We were supposed to believe that Patrick had suddenly become a loose cannon?  smh

 

He was shown to be livid with teammates.  Has he corrected teammates before?  Of course.  Has he been visibly disappointed?  Sure.  Has he guided teammates away from possible-damaging behavior before an unsportsmanlike penalty was inflicted on the team?  Oh, you bet.  (See Tyreek Hill, lol.) 

But not this kind of grand standing.  This is not the Patrick Mahomes that has been a Chief since 2017.


 

And examples of Travis' wild behavior the past several years requires an entirely new post; we don't have that kind of space.  This post has gone on long enough already.  But his image has regressed to being an abusive, ticking time bomb. 

Interesting, isn't it?  Both Patrick and Travis suffering from plummeting regression at times.  Violent or disgruntled behavior.  Enough to distract from field performance.  A steady enough drip to drain away from popular, respected images.

Who would have had a problem with the on and off field chemistry of such a successful duo to want to sabotage it?  

Were these moments bothering TPTB?

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is why Jason partners with Travis now at ACC

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 



 

2020 Super Bowl parade
 


2020 Super Bowl parade

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

2019 NCAA Championship, TX Tech vs Virginia

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Who doesn't enjoy seeing these guys enjoy each other's company?   😉  Weren't those fun, warm and happy images?  

But you know how TPTB are.  They're the no-fun bunch.  They love to smack the hands of these guys. 

And we're not sure what to think of this clip from Tyreek Hill's podcast and what he had to say in a "joking around" moment, filled with telltale snickering and tittering.  This was something else, possibly making the league sweat a bit with the winking and cackling.

 

                                                       It Needed To Be Said podcast

 

And so here we are.  The Chiefs had a bit too much success and fun going on.   Success that was beginning to seriously threaten the previous success of a couple of favored players gone before.  And just like the league wasn't going to let Michael Sam or Carl Nassib even get to sniff success, Patrick AND Travis have had everything thrown at them (and their teammates) to slow down the success and the breaking of records which threatened the legacy of Tom Brady and therefore his WR Rob Gronkowski as well:  

- phantom injuries

- car accidents

- "personal issues"

- a kicker's mysteriously lengthy slump

- some terrible officiating

- suddenly unimaginative play-calling

- repetitive penalties of neutral zone infractions/offsides by veteran Super Bowl-experienced players

- steroidal bearding activity

- the introduction of a meard for Travis, by the name of Ross Travis (a huge thank you to the Gaylors for even pointing out the existence of Ross Travis \sarc)

- birth of another stunt child for QB1

- political distractions by kicker Harrison Butker and members of the Hunt family

- and of course, probably the biggest and most noticeable of all ... the arrival of Taylor Swift.

 

Taylor Swift, aka Shifty, has been a huge factor.  With her arrival in 2023, the Chiefs catapulted to being the "IT" team and a deciding factor in streaming negotiations for the next two NFL seasons. 

And now the season is officially over for the Chiefs and the big question is, will Travis retire after this season or leave it open to return next year?   His post-game interview looked pretty somber and the eyes glistening.   

Let's hope that he's able to make that decision for himself without being forced out.  This post-game interview video on Sunday, Jan 4, isn't exactly a promising start.

 

                                                                 via Sam McDowell twitter
 

Plus, there's that matter of the number 13, supposedly Shifty's favorite number.  (Her birthday is December 13. She turned the age of 13 on a Friday the 13th.  Her engagement was announced 13 days after a first-time appearance on Travis and Jason's New Heights podcast.)  Her wedding is supposed to be on what date?  June 13.  😑

Etcetera, etcetera, and so on, and so forth.  

Well, guess what?  This is Travis Kelce's 13th season in football. Gee, wouldn't it be just awesome if he could retire after his 13th season so that he could get hitched?   


 

And what is this?  Gaslighting?  Is it a subtle warning to Patrick from someone through 96.5 FM that he could always be traded if he doesn't stay in line?  A reminder of his draft letter and his pledge to toe the line? 

Or is it quite a valid statement that once Travis is off the roster for good, that there isn't much going to hold Patrick committed to the Chiefs as well as the city, if winning is no longer happening?  Especially after the way Clark Hunt, Jr. had to sign off on how his star QB has been treated these last several years, while his organization reaped the benefits of all the publicity and three Super Bowl wins?  

If that's the case?  Good for Patrick.  No doubt he would remember that he does hold some clout when it comes to the immediate future of the organization.  It's his talent that changed everything, partnered with coach Andy Reid.

 

                                                                    96.5 The Fan FM radio
 

This flick has too many constantly changing plots and scenes.  Just think - this particular post mostly focused on happenings with the Chiefs organization when a large factor that plays into everything is Taylor Swift, and the post hasn't focused much on her.  That book hasn't closed yet though, so plenty of time to talk about that chapter at a later time.  

But there's one thing to remember.  Even though Travis will be retiring soon, whether it's within days, months, or after next season,  in case you haven't noticed, his won't be the last fauxmance to hit the sports world.  Let's look at a few more:

• New England Patriots WR Stefon Diggs + Cardi  B (Full Stop Mgmnt client)

• Buffalo Bills QB1 Josh Allen + Hailee Steinfeld (Full Stop Mgmnt client)

• NY Giants QB Russell Wilson + Ciara 

• LA Chargers QB1 Justin Herbert + Madison Beer (Full Stop Mgmnt client)

• NJ Devils center Jack Hughes + singer/dancer Tate McRae

• Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Paul Skenes + influencer Livvy Dunne 

 

Do you see how half of the beards are Full Stop Management clients?  Full Stop Management specializes in handling the images of closeted talent.

Look at what these teams dreamed up: 

Two of the faux couples had a play date:  Josh Allen + Hailee met Paul Skenes + Livvy Dunne.

😱 

They sent Paul Skenes & Dunne to Buffalo, NY to watch Josh Allen's Bills play the Jets.  Not even the Pittsburgh Steelers so there was at least a Pittsburgh connection!  smh 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Okay, that last bit with the play date?  That's the last straw.  We are outta here on that note. 😬

If you've made it to this point, we at Narnia will join you in feeling utterly exhausted.  😉

All we can say is in the end, these players certainly deserve to be treated a lot better than in this inhumane manner.  Have Travis and Patrick received rewards along the way?  Absolutely.  Might Josh Allen be rewarded with a Super Bowl win?  It is looking quite possible.

They're humans though, not dolls to pose and order around however desired.  And they are unjustly being made an example of, not unlike a few other Narnia's faves who are all too familiar with the dealings of the closet.

 

 

pic sources:   The Players Tribune, SugarScape, Sam McDowell twitter/X, wikipedia,

                       96.5 FM, It Needed To Be Said podcast, CBS NFL, Chris Roush twitter,

                       WROC Ch 8, Brad Henson Productions, Fox NFL

                    

our playlist:  Wonderful - Everclear

                     Feeling a Moment - Feeder

                     Both Sides Now - Joni Mitchell

                        No More I Love You's - Annie Lennox

                     We Have Each Other - In Paradise

                     Catch My Fall - Billy Idol 

 

Sunday, October 22, 2023

The Summer Long Wound Down: The Illusions of Jake Gyllenhaal's Film Career and Laundry Practices

 


Summertime and the livin' is easy ♫♬....except when you're following secret boyfriends and husbands.....♪♫  la la la la  

Hope everyone enjoyed the last sip of that summertime refreshment over Labor Day weekend because it's about time to be thinking about cider!

My goodness. Seems like not so long ago, spring flowers were just being replaced by summer blooms. So, without going too deep into the weeds as we now enter the crisp mornings of early autumn, let's take a quick look back at some random online activity that will either afford us the opportunity to sound off, or to enjoy a few celebratory high fives. 

 

• Let's start out with a puzzlement.  Initially, this post discusses an original script, based off of a real-life event, where there are two actors who have a direct association to Jake Gyllenhaal - Paul Dano and America Ferrera.  

 


 


And yet this kind of mainstream role, either is never offered to Jake directly or he simply has no interest in the subject matter.  In fact, the only kinds of films Jake seems to routinely associate himself with all seem to have a repetitive similarity:

1) remakes that have already been done, 

2) military or cop films,

3) scripts with unhinged characters that call for vein-popping, unmodulated yelling, fist pounding mirror breaking, or desk-clearing outbursts, [the latter two being particularly prevalent], 

4) or stories where his own character either dies/suffers immensely, AND/OR has a wife/girlfriend who die or abandon him.  

 

The whole speculation of the why's and how's for this noticeable pattern in role-taking could fill a Pandora's box of speculations.

- Jake or his people, want to transform him into another Mark Wahlberg.

- Jake is subconsciously punishing himself for something because he repeatedly takes roles where he is hurt, killed, tortured (emotionally/psychologically), or robbed of life's happiness. 

- And how many times does Jake's characters have to lose a wife or girlfriend? What happens to his on-screen wife and daughter in Nocturnal Animals is horrendous, raped then killed.  Southpaw - wife is killed. One of the most frequently used images on social media from Nightcrawler is Jake's character video recording a dead female victim sitting on a couch.  Accidental Love - the female lead (played by Jessica Biel) has a nail in the head.   Love and Other Drugs - instead of focusing on the prescription drug industry as many thought the film was going to do, the female lead in the movie is stricken with multiple sclerosis.  Okja - the pig (female) is forcibly bred and abused.  Demolition - wife is killed in a car accident. Wildlife - presents an outrageously dysfunctional family life, where Jake's movie "wife" has an affair and eventually moves out. At the end of the story their son wants one last photograph of them as a family, which Carey Mulligan's character only begrudgingly provides.

By this point in his career, Jake's patterns/preferences are difficult to deny.


Brokeback Mountain - Jake's character Jack Twist tragically dies while Ennis lives on

Everest - Jake's character dies, freezing to death on the mountain. 

Life - Jake's character is hinted at being dead, trapped in a pod with the villain alien, under the ocean water

The Sisters Brothers - Jake's character dies - shoots himself in the head

The Guilty - Jake's character is an LAPD cop, who at the end of the movie will plead guilty to manslaughter with the possibility of spending years in prison

Ambulance - Jake's character dies, shot by his own brother

Spiderman:  Far From Home - Jake's character, Mysterio, dies (but with a brief cameo which indicates he may not be dead after all * eye roll *)

Velvet Buzzsaw - Jake's character Mort Vandewalt dies a traumatic death

Okja - Jake's character Dr. Johnny Wilcox is a sinister villain who is responsible for the forced mating and abuse of the pig character, Okja.  It's not totally clear in the film, but it's possible Jake's character dies, or at the very least meets a violent attack.

 

Interesting, isn't it? Meanwhile, we wait for the premiere of Road House, another remake. This time of a 1989 film by the same name, originally starring Patrick Swayze. 


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Now, onto some new "relationships" or what Narnia likes to call "propinquity placements" that couldn't help but tickle our collective funny bones:

 

Tom Brady and Leo DiCaprio,

 


 

 


 



 

 

 

 

 

 

Probably, a "sighting" designed to help out Tom by associating him with Leo.  The two men are not even near one another here, yet the tweets about the yacht birthday party excursion in Sardinia centered around Brady and Leo D:

 

Red arrows courtesy of TMZ 😂😂



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Btw, Tom Brady and Leo D share a beard in common:  Gisele Bündchen.  

And now, Brady has been seen with Bradley Cooper's cast-off beard, Irina Shayak.  Remember that Shayak's eyebrow arching "dating" history also includes "Ye" (formerly known as Kanye West) as well as Cristiano Ronaldo.  Sooooooo... 😉  

 

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And how about this one?

Buffalo Bills quarterback, Josh Allen and Niall Horan's old former "flame", Hailee Steinfeld.  

Now, it could be that Josh Allen's team is just trying to raise his visibility and get him some Hollywood attention.  But one thing is for sure. The write-ups and quotes sound very familiar and reek of PR. 


and using Page Six????














And, of course, there's Just Jared.




 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Regarding the photos of the alleged couple 'making out', he explained that they (he and Steinfeld) noticed the photographers hiding out 'on a boat' to get the shots.

"I just, like, felt this gross feeling," Josh said about the photos.  "Insecurity.  No privacy.  Like, 'What is wrong with people?'" - Just Jared, August 3, 2023

 

Come on, Josh. Surely photographers are not a new thing. How did they just happen to find you on a boat???  😉

 

•And it appears that hardly anyone noticed that was Gene Hong chaperoning Jake with his beard, Jeanne Cadieu at the French Open on June 11.  

 

hmmm, that guy in front of Jake looks familiar...

 

 

 


 

 

 

 





Yep, that's Gene Hong in the lower lefthand corner.  What in the heck?  Oh, but wait. The timing of this pairing actually works out quite well.  Especially, since Gene and Jake's good friend, Adam Levine, and his group Maroon 5 were in the midst of touring. And where exactly was the group performing on the 13th?  Lisbon, Portugal!  Their previous date before that was Las Vegas on April 8.  That must have allowed some time for travel.  And we can't forget Austin would have been there too because... well, who was watching all the Baby Tiles while Papa was doing his duty? Yup, Narnia thinks there may have been some SoCal socializing going on over in France perhaps??  😉🕺🕺🎸🌊

Remember, just because Jake and Gene were in Paris together, does not necessarily mean that's where Jake and Austin have a place.  From their past history, we know these two men like to be near the water, so Adam could have cut even more time off of his flight if he was a bit further south, just sayin'...

If Narnia readers are not familiar with the longtime "friendship" between Adam Levine and Gene Hong, Narnia promises to explore this pairing at a later time. For now, let's just mention that we believe that The Voice's Shevine (Adam Levine + Blake Shelton) was never a real secret relationship, but instead a classic case of mearding to distract from Levine and Hong's real relationship. Oh, and in case the reader is not familiar with Levine's inner circle, Irving Azoff is very much a part of it.   💻

 

Well, look at that!


 

 




 

 




Just one more point before we move on. With so many assault lawsuits and headline-grabbing accusations flying around Hollywood these days, it might make sense for Jake to ensure Cadieu doesn't get any wild hairs and try to make some extra money.  That's right. Might Gene Hong be part Jake's witness protection program?  Who could blame him?

And before anyone gets their ire up about a victim-blaming insinuation, of course not all accusations are going to be false.  But there are too many sensational incidents associated with closeted celebrities, which have definitely gone nowhere in the courts.  

Who knows. Maybe after Jake and Gene Hong punched the time clock at the French Open, Austy was doing some of this to greet the fellas upon their return to the Gyllynichols Hacienda for a bite to eat afterwards!




 😁 Just having a bit of fun! 😉

 

• Another curiosity from this past summer was a Randi Mahomes "cameo" appearance from out of nowhere. 

 


 
Laying low throughout most of the entirety of last season here she is at a golf tournament.  But does she take a pic with her son Patrick, who was also playing in "The Match" as Travis' partner vs. Steph Curry and Clay Thompson?  No, instead she felt the urge to "join" in an interview that Travis was doing.  😬  

Travis is an "It" guy at the moment, but maybe there's another reason she felt comfortable elbowing her way into Travis' interview.  Think about it for a moment and our readers just might figure it out on their own. 


Let's now check-in with Jared and Jensen: 

• Let's start by observing why a past summer stunt "outing" was so unconvincing. As Supernatural fans are aware, "Bodyguard/Handler" Cliffie Kosterman usually hangs around Jared Padalecki.  Yet, all of a sudden, he was "road tripping" with Jensen Ackles.   😂😂 




 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Taking a ride around the block for this one, fellas??  Surely, it's worth wondering why Kosterman is still around when the show Supernatural has been over since 2020? 

Let's start by wondering what Kosterman makes for being a tick handler.  Remember, this is part of the reason why concert and movie tickets are so high.   Part of the cost can no doubt be traced back to paying for beards, meards, social media plants, and hang-alongs, in general, those like Cliff Kosterman, Anson Gordon, Jeanne Cadieu, and a "personal trainer" like Brad Gould aka Bread.  It costs money for their air fares, hotels, pap walks, meals, etc.  Part of the cost may come out of the closeted celebrity's earnings, but the agency may have to pay for comp tickets to UFC or photography fees.

And for fans still thinking Kosterman is a "bodyguard" or security?   Never forget this:


Door holder on the left, real bodyguard on the right



Mayo "Maya" Henry 2.0?

 


 

This Just Jared post had all kinds of shades of "Mayo" Henry:  "POV you went from being a deranged fan girl at age 15...to being Zayn's lead love interest in his MV and getting posted on his IG." The more things change, the more they stay the same. Sigh.

 

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Alright. Homestretch, folks. Let's wind up this overview with a couple of Just Jared lightning bolts, 🤣

 

• A former Jake beard alert:

Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied donezo - preceded by mentions of alleged infidelity on Benjamin's part... 🗲🗲




 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

Aaaaand, an Austin Nichols former beard alert:

 

smh - another "marriage" fail

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thirteen months later, looks like allllll that Italian, Lake Como (a familar stunt locale - aka Liam Payne) boating extravaganza has come to nought.  Just donze-o after those "leaning into happiness" headlines? We wonder if Kator Gems was an installment plan or just a one- day rental fee.  Bottom line is that any fan who is buying these "relationships" of Sophia's, just has not been paying attention.   So many rinse and repeat cycles of hook up and dumps, with her "ex" always being the bad guy or not worth her time and devotion.  She is always the victim of a cad's "cheating" or just plain "unlucky in love".  Come on, those guys can't all be cads.  No, the explanations are simply that another contract has ended.

Two years ago, August 15, 2021, Narnia's own Methodical Muser posted an excellent timeline of Ms. Bush's "dating" history, immediately calling the "engagement" a sham.

"Will the Truth Prevail When Timelines Collide?:  The Dating History of Sophia Bush" is a quite interesting read.

After all, it never hurts to revive the ol' memory chips once in a while!  😄

Note Oct 21, 2023:  to show how things can quickly change, in a soon-following post, we will see indeed how things have changed for Sophia Bush.  

 

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Let's close with a couple of quick miscellaneous notes/queries.

What's with fans posting photo shops?   This particular photo shop is by an alleged Chiefs fan, who claims she attended one of the Chiefs summer training camp practices and saw Narnia fave, Travis Kelce.   This photo looked innocent enough at first.

 


 












The fan had a simple question about whether Travis was wearing glasses in that photo?  It was a question designed to invite engagement from others.  

But when you look a bit closer, you realize that Travis's left leg is a totally different shade, and his right leg is a composite of two legs - with two different skin tones.




In addition, part of Travis's right shoe is missing, and it looks like he's practically stepping on top of someone, "walking" in front of him, to his right.  Because so many people use their phones to view images it's not surprising that photos are often not challenged. Also, with more frequent study, one's eye becomes more trained to spot the trickery.

Who knows why someone would do this, other than maybe just to mess with people or to gradually get viewers accustomed to fake imagery.  But this kind of social media team manipulation is typical of what one sees quite often when it comes to celebrity photos, particular if a certain "romantic" narrative is being constructed. Let's put it this way:  if someone possesses a photo shop skill set, there could be a job for you in the entertainment industry.

By this point, who cares if Travis is "wearing glasses" or not?  Although such a seemingly innocuous question does test the waters to see what kind of engagement/impressions a celebrity is getting. The kind of info important for other decisions in the future from the Kelce team, like whether or not to initiate a fake relationship with a certain high-profile entertainer...oh, like maybe a Taylor Swift. #JustSayin'


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Finally, a few odds and ends regarding the evolution of Jake Gyllenhaal's appearance - 


• Hard to believe this is Jake Gyllenhaal today in 2023 (scroll down for pic)?   But first, for comparison, here he was at the LA Conservation Luncheon back in 2009,














 

 

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2008,










and even casually backstage back in 2019, a crease-less T shirt,




 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Even when getting a haircut in 2011, he has a pristine sweater!

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Coats and jackets are a perfect fit!  Rarely a crease to be had.

 



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A gas pumping pap outing (say that 3x real fast!),

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So how could one not help but notice in June of this year 2023, when Jake just looked so different merely because his (linen?) shirt was wrinkled?!  It's funny the things that standout after being so used to years of photos and observing the style tendencies of someone.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We've been so used to Jake in his right-out-of-the-box pristine sneakers and smooth T-shirts and sweaters, it was weird to see rumpled clothing on him.  LOL!

 

 

Let's end this post with some One Direction:

 

• Back in late June, Louis Tomlinson was set to perform at Red Rocks Amphitheater outside of Denver, Colorado, when the weather took a horrific turn for the worse.  With so many of the fans inside the theater waiting for the show to start and not enough time to evacuate and seek shelter when a terrible hailstorm hit, many injuries occurred. Mother Nature can be quite frightening.  Not to mention the numerous broken windshields.  The images looked like a scene from a disaster film.

But as so often happens with the One Direction fandom, people helped one another, shared evacuation information, offered stranded people rides and other support, even looking for lost possessions and offering to help pay for gas. Indeed, One Direction is still one of the most resilient fandoms around. This particular fan said she had made it to safety when a concerned peer asked if she was okay.  And she still managed to find a light moment in the midst of the distress and Narnia loves that her Louis doll made it through the storm as well.

 


  

We hope that all of these fans are able to still see Louis in the near future at Red Rocks and under nothing but a star-lit sky. 🌟🌟🌟🌠


 

•  In conclusion, just another daily reminder that none of the One Direction men are free yet. Even Zayn Malik, who has consistently been made to look as if he makes his own decisions ever since he "left" the group in March 2015, is still under obvious restrictions:

 


Just spoon-feeding readers that this photo was courtesy of "Khai" has to be gaslighting at its very best.  The idea that any 2.5-year-old toddler knows how to operate a cell phone camera is simply not funny either. Not when the man in the photo is closeted and has no ability to correct the record.  Baba farmer, indeed. 

And then this nonsense from the ex-beard's camp in an interview in Net-A-Porter, via Just Jared:

 

 


 
 
While there have been signs of loosening, and some new professional freedoms, these kinds of nagging, eye rollers still let us know, not-so-fast.

 

  




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