Flexing, Bending and Stretching

via GIPHY 

As Jake is being "wildly rumored" to be taking the role of Mysterio in the next Spiderman movie, there's no doubt that he and his people are using social media to nurse the rumor, by portraying him as being a man in training.

This is allegedly a recent photo of Jake bulked up and lumbering across the crosswalks of New York City late last month:

"daddy cakes"  *smirk*

And the obligatory gym picture where Jake is superimposed, I mean inserted - I mean pyramiding over the shoulders of his fellow advertising work out buds:

But it's a couple of other roles which Jake has recently been announced for which are a bit more interesting than playing a reptile-ish enemy of Spiderman.  Roles (whether he does them or not) which would be a bit more......fluid.

Worth noting is that Leonard Bernstein was a homosexual (or bisexual) making this the second LGBTQ role Jake has taken since Jack Twist in ‘Brokeback Mountain’. That’s pretty significant. I’m wondering if they will touch this. Anyway, can’t wait! #JakeGyllenhaal #LeonardBernstein

— John Sant (@JohnSant87) May 1, 2018

 

That one kind of caught our eye, right?  Now, there's this disclosure about his character in the upcoming Untitled Dan Gilroy Project™:

#JakeGyllenhaal will play one of the main characters, "Morf Vandewalt", in #VelvetBuzzsaw. That name has been confirmed via PB.
The name was also mentioned in an audition tape that was leaked by @brian_tee.

He'll play an bisexual art critic.
That is all we know so far. pic.twitter.com/6ORXXwliaf

— Velvet Buzzsaw Movie (Fans) (@VelvetBuzzsaw_) June 5, 2018

 

Well, now.

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30 Days and 16 Years: A Pin Up History of Jake Gyllenhaal and Austin Nichols - Day 25

March 22, 2006


The couple who works out together, stays together.  Competes healthily.  Shares quality time together.  Maintains accountability.  Can be brought closer together by sharing a goal.  Deepens their emotional bond.  Boosts their self confidence and "communication" with their bodies which can lead to increased desire, which leads to.....

 

Hey, hey, hey, this is the family hour here! We're just talking some clean and wholesome, old fashioned calisthenics and stretching, with some track and chin-ups thrown in.

On the heels of previous bike riding, walking, and more bike riding outings together, this time Jake and Austin put on their track shorts and tried their hand at some cardio bonding.


"Oooompf"

 

 "That old schoolyard injury comes back and grabs me every time. I better not push it."  

 

"Heyyyy....wanna chase me around the track, Austin?"  *wiggles eyebrows*

  

"No, wait a minute, Austin,  I said do you want to chase me!"

  


They certainly did like the physical aspects of life back in their day, didn't they?

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