BULLSHIT Tweet 1.0 - September 16, 2012
BULLSHIT Tweet 2.0 - November 10, 2014
BULLSHIT 3.0 - Dan Wootton Q&A with Louis Tomlinson, July 21, 2017
Louis Tomlinson: "I've never actually been asked about it directly.... [Rumors that he and Harry Styles are in a secret romantic relationship.] If you Google 'conspiracy' on iPhones, you're going to get a conspiracy. So, it's one of these things that people love to buy into, but in reality, obviously, there's no truth to it. Obviously."
BULLSHIT 4.0 (ChickenGate)
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| Chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham |
Meanwhile...
Louis' current Faith in the Future Tour is bathed in a stage-generated rainbow light show nightly.
𝅘𝅥𝅮 Surrounded by lights, surrounded by lights, surrounded by lights...𝅘𝅥𝅱
Not to mention the inclusive fan projects...
"She is Beauty," Zurich, October 23, 2023
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| Just Louis Tomlinson being Louis Tomlinson |
Remember, whenever something reeks of bullshit when it comes to Louis Tomlinson,
Simon Jones and his paymasters can't be far behind. With the UK leg of Louis' Tour coming up on November 8 in Dublin, Ireland and Harry predictably being suddenly, and publicly, portrayed as nowhere near the UK. (guess he got tired of Lime biking in circles with his bestie, James Corden), here comes the inevitable Harry HetFEST and "Anywhere but in the UK" headlines:
Drum roll, please,
The usual, 'taking their "romance" to a new level, things are "heating up", and he sees a "future" for them tabloid trope.
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| The U.S. Sun, November 1, 2023 |
Typical Azoff self-promotion of their business interests using Harry's name,
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| Backgrid, November 1, 2023 |
And, of course, Harry HetFEST redux,
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| Curated, November 5, 2023 |
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| Detail of Louis and Harry's complementary, couples' tattoos |
One significant example of Louis' clever messaging occurred earlier this year when what was marketed as his solo era "documentary", ALL OF THESE VOICES (AOTV), was conveniently rolled out worldwide in theaters on March 22, 2023, right before Louis began his Faith in the Future tour (more than likely to adversely impact ticket sales). Remember, when it comes to Louis Tomlinson, sabotage is always close at hand. The timing of the delayed rollout is notable in that back on October 6, 2022, the same day Harry postponed his show in Chicago due to "illness" and a Larrie "glitch" occurred on Twitter where Louis' account curiously Liked all of Harry Styles related tweets while Harry's account Liked all tweets with the word Louis in it, several AOTV announcements appeared from out of nowhere.
Twitter Glitch, 10/6/2022:
Love on Tour Chicago show postponed, 10/6/2022:
AOTV inexplicably "leaked" for the first time on 10/6/22, with cinema announcements of a December 2, 2022, release date. (Note: that the movie didn't actually come out until March 22, 2023). No surprise that many fans were suspicious and anxious about the real purpose of this project. Particularly given the emphasis on unprecedented behind-the-scenes footage of Louis' tour while Babygate is still alive and kicking.
Seite wurde nicht gefunden. – dasKinoprogramm.de A German Cinema Program but the site can no longer be found
https://cwtheaters.com/movie/ArsenalYards/LOUIS-TOMLINSON-ALL-OF-THOSE-VOICES - Website “under the weather”
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| Keep your enemies closer, August 22, 2018 |
Notice who is portrayed as "revisiting" and "exploring his past". And that 'past' importantly now includes "parenthood", i.e. including kissing his son on the mouth, frolicking on the beach, and
relatives explaining just how much Louis misses his "kid". Accompanied by backstage footage of that same child attending one of Louis' concerts.
The goal to isolate the nonbelievers, and work to chase away more of Louis' LGBTQ+ supporters. Not so much because fans suddenly believe that Louis is a father, but because of the bullying results from this kind of homophobic storytelling.
As we have learned, since 2010, however, Louis is not your typical closeted celebrity. Intentionally placing footage of his stunt "son" in AOTV (from his Los Angeles Night 1 concert on March 12, 2022), would never be enough to silence him or muffle his determination to communicate his truth.
So, what did Louis do to inform fans that the inclusion of the father narrative was not his choice, but was, in fact, another way for mainstream media to be used to closet him further? Well, Mr. Perfectionist, who by the time of the VEEPS Global Screening on May 13, 2023, had participated in two separate edits and four World Premiere showings, just happened to not notice that the wrong date had been quite prominently displayed on screen for the Los Angeles (Inglewood) concert footage. Instead of the correct March 12 Saturday date, someone [*cough* Louis Tomlinson] made sure the wrong date was inserted. A date that was not even possible considering that Louis ended his American tour the next day on March 13 with a Night 2 in Los Angeles (Inglewood) Sunday performance. In fact, Louis did not even resume his tour again until ten days later on Wednesday, March 23 in Reykjavik, Iceland.
Just Mastermind Louis reminding everyone that the use of smoke and mirrors can go both ways.
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| Screen Capture from Louis Tomlinson's WALLS Music Video |
Splattered across the screenshot below is the unmistakably inaccurate date of March 16, 2022, which Louis chose to document as the date "his son" attended his Night 1, LA concert. His message was loud and clear: if a deceptively staged and documented narrative about "Freddie" seeing his "Dad" at his LA, Night 1 concert must be immortalized in film to portray Louis as being complicit in his own closet, then he will add obviously false information for all to see. After all, if the truth doesn't matter to The Powers That Be (TPTB), surely these same individuals will not care if more disinformation about this event is included, right? Thanks for the chaos, Louis!
Within this context of deception and lies, it becomes clear that "ChickenGate" is just one more example of Louis being the one made to fall on his proverbial sword and deny that he and Harry are together. While TPTB remain in the shadows as the "Larry conspiracy" (the belief that Louis and Harry are in a long-term committed relationship but are being closeted by Sony/Syco) is presented in the media as just a harebrained fantasy of a fringe element of Louis and Harry's fandom. This business plan just one more component set into motion to undermine Louis' career as TPTB continue to portray him as a homophobic bully. Of course, if one would just pause and take a breath, instead of taking sides, it's hard to believe that two people as inclusive and supportive as Louis and Harry would be obsessed with gay rumors at all.
Louis unmistakenly singing, "I love him," in Glasgow, Nov. 12, 2023
Another point that should arouse suspicions is that Louis is the only one of the two who has ever publicly "attacked" Larries, periodically being portrayed as a homophobic jerk, while Sony and the Azoff's cash cow, Harry Styles™, is allowed to remain above the fray. A free-spirited, fluid nymph who appeals to everyone. In other words, both images are being managed and manipulated to sell a narrative designed to separate the two, as well as squeeze as much money out of Harry's solo career as possible.
And finally, let's conclude by acknowledging some other very powerful messaging that occurred immediately following Louis' non sequitur Bullshit 4.0. (ChickenGate) interaction with a fan on October 31. (Remember, when a rumor doesn't go away, it's not a rumor.) And after thirteen years of bullshit conspiracies, childish theories, The Larry Organization, and gay denials, Elton's wisdom and experience regarding closeting in the music industry seems pretty darn insightful.
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| So have we, Harry. So have we. |
Moreover, when an openly gay ally, who is part of the entertainment industry, decides to chime in only one day after ChickenGate on November 1...well, the timing looks far less like a coincidence and much more like an intentional act.
In this very LOUD instance, the producer of My Policeman, Robbie Rogers posted an unseen pic on the film's one-year anniversary in which the lead characters, played by Harry Styles and David Dawson, are seen as their younger selves, embracing one another.
It's a scene that mirrors the last scene of the character's older selves in the movie, adding the caption, "Tom and Patrick lived happily ever after, btw."
Anyone who has seen My Policeman, knows that the younger versions of Tom and Patrick did not live happily ever after. At least, not in the sense that Mr. Rogers suggests. The actual final scene shows them as older men, forty years later; both broken by their closets, even though finally embracing at the end. Very much not a happily ever after, but more a reflection on wasted time.
In addition, Mr. Rogers does something quite clever if anyone was to doubt who that happily ever after is about. Notice, in the photo that he posts, that both Harry and David's characters are wearing blue and green. Tom's jacket is a darker shade of blue and a plausibly deniable gray/green. While David's shirt is a lighter shade.
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| Happily ever after, btw |
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