Sunday, March 28, 2021

Jake Gyllenhaal: A Passover Tale of 2012 and A Sign of What Was to Come

 And in the category of,

 

Narnia would like to take a trip back to 2012 and speculate about a tweet and twit pic that we've held onto for a number of years.  The fact that the tweet and the account both disappeared at some point, leads us to surmise whether this was one of those "Why did I tweet that?" moments.  Orrrr, was it perhaps something else entirely?  Let's take a closer look.

As some might remember, 2012 was a pivotal year in Jake Gyllenhaal's transformation from a West Coaster to, at least publicly, becoming a resident of the Big Apple. Supposedly, he lived in a NYC apartment in some trendy neighborhood, yet the tweet, as well as the photo, markedly conflicted with the bachelor narrative being sold,

 

 

Or, was the poster jokingly hinting at something else?

If recollection serves correctly, the tweet was not up long and included a twit pic of a large two-story home:


During this time in 2012, there were reasons to believe Jake and Austin had a place on Long Island, NY.  Certainly this type and size of house with a large yard looked like a strong possibility and so a few of us speculated at the time that perhaps the tweet was for real and could have been Jake's house on Long Island.

Now, if one were to go back and look at comment threads on two popular Jake G blogs called Waiting for Toothy 2 (WFT2)  and Gyllenbabble back around the date of April 8, 2012, there were indeed several postings about this tweet.  Followed, of course, by a quick dismissal on WFT2 and also a comment about the tweeter (David_Austin_G) being a "jokester" who was known to fake tweet about celebrities.  In other words, as is so typical when following closeted celebrities there always seems to be someone at the ready with a plausible excuse for a curious occurrence.

Still, just to make things a tad bit more interesting, documentary filmmaker and longtime Jake Gyllenhaal friend, David Modigliani, (co-founder of Flow Studios), also had a professional twitter account that tweeted that same year (2012) in December.  



Hmm. Sounds quite similar in style and phrasing to that Seder tweet just months before, doesn't it?  So could that have been David tweeting from both of those accounts?  And, it is interesting that not only did the Passover tweet disappear, but the @David_Austin_G account no longer exists either.  Maybe the name "David" was based on David Modigliani's first name.  And, "Austin" perhaps was for Austin, TX (where Flow Studios is based)? Who knows? Wouldn't be the first time an embolden friend of Jake's posted something on social media in a winky wink sort of way that subsequently was deleted because the post/pic hit a bit too close to home.

 

Busy Philipps and Hugo Birthday Cake

 


Even if this speculation leads nowhere productive,  there is NONEtheless, a solid reason to still question the Seder tweet. "Why," you might ask?  Well, because of the timeline surrounding the tweet.

• March 26, 2012 - Jake is photo'd in a set called "lunch at Urth Caffe" in Los Angeles, with who?  Who is that in the blue puffy jacket?  It's David Macaroni "Modigliani".

 


 












 

 

How about that?  Jake was hanging with his good friend, David M., right around the time of Passover in 2012.

 

Now, veering off the timeline path for just a moment, here's a nice nugg-ito!!  Look at what Jake was driving for this outing --> Austin's truck!!

 

(As covered in Day 20 "Borrowin' the Big Wheels" of our Masterpost: Thirty Days of Toothy Tile, Grey Goose and the Baby Tiles)

Well, well, well, now!    How about that?

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I know, I know.   😉   *speculation moment*  

[So was Austin along with the hubs and David for lunch in Los Angeles, but just not included in the photos????  Did Jake have to take over the wheel so Austin wasn't seen getting into the back of the double cab truck?  Or was this another time when Jake was trusted with the keys to the pick up?  LOL!  Seriously, just kind of wondering why Jake was driving Austin's truck?  Perhaps there was a mulch pick-up to be made on the way home.  Or a Sam's Club stop for cases of peanut butter and pull-ups?  😉]  

Alright, enough.  Now, back to the timeline.


• April 5 - Jake is photo'd with Big Sis Maggie in NYC

• April 6 - Jake is placed at the NYC subway. With his customary NYC ballcap to let us know that he was becoming an official NYC-ite.

 


•  Also on April 6, to lend credence to the subway sighting, Jake was spotted having lunch with pal and fellow WME client John Krazinski (he signed with WME in 2011) and Emily Blunt.



• Soul Cycle.  Spottings on the street.  There was a Page Six story about Jake showing up for a party and making an early exit.  Another lunch sighting at a place called Minerva.




• and then, the crowning placement.  The infamous Passover/Easter stroll by the Gyllenhaal/Peter Sarsgaard fam, looking all kinds of hinky complete with Jake walking backwards?  The bump also looking a bit off-kilter?  There's a reason there is a hand, a purse, and other paraphernalia all positioned in front of Maggie's stomach.

 

matriarch Naomi Foner, Maggie and daughter Ramona

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and another dandy:

supposedly Jake's back and ex-bro-in law Peter


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The hinkiness was off the charts, including this picture, yet again with Jake from behind:

 


 

• In contrast, Jake was spotted via Facebook at the Fog City Diner in San Francisco also on April 8 and then, on April 9, he's where? In Toronto, Ontario where he's going to be filming Enemy in May.  Looks like that could be ol' Denis in the denim shirt?

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And by Apr 11, Jake seemed to be firmly entrenched and frequently spotted in Toronto.

 


 

 

 

 

Now, it's only about a 1 1/2 hr commercial flight from NYC to Toronto.  But look at this retweet made on Thursday, April 5, of a message with lots of capping and telling everyone that Jake was going to be at her job in Canada that following Monday, April 9.  

 


 

So, we all were given the heads up and look how that played out.  There was Jake, "officially" out and about in Toronto at a business meal on?  April 9.  😄  Played out to perfection, that is sooooo Jake.

Now, looking back at the Seder tweet by David Macaroni "Modigliani" and how quickly everyone dismissed it on both WFT2 and Gyllybabble, there is an interesting comment once we went back through the time machine for this post. From Gyllybabble:

 


 "He suggests he's in LA".  

 

Oh?

 

And there lies the huge red flag.  Now, M&M's take on the Macaroni tweet and the picture used is that yes, he is joking.  In other words, the house is deserted, there's no one around because, why?  

"Jake Gyllenhaal's house before last nights Seder meal..."


And so it wasn't necessarily Jake's house per se, but just a large house (did he pick a huge-ass house on purpose because of Jake's growing fam??? lol) which was deserted and quiet looking, before a sizeable crowd arrived for the Seder meal?

And if, as blogger "Bobbyanna" stated that the account made it sound as though they were in L.A. and this was Macaroni...who was in Los Angeles on March 26 with Jake as seen in the Urth lunch photos from I Heart Jake, could the longtime friend have stayed in town and yes, came to Jake's house for the Seder on April 8.

The tweet disappears because why?  Was it because Jake was not supposed to be in Los Angeles; he was supposed to be in New York City?  This was a mini calamity which happened time after time over the several years that Jake was supposed to be a transplanted New Yorker.  We caught sightings of him repeatedly in Los Angeles when he wasn't supposed to be there, sightings which would be followed by PR's damage control.

We'll never know for sure, will we?  Interestingly enough, in September later that same year of 2012, a story appeared for USA Today, one which ticked many of Jake's narrative boxes. 


And if that's not enough to win you over, Gyllenhaal also is adept behind the stove and is a foodie, in the non-annoying sense. John Lesher, who produced End of Watch and became close friends with Gyllenhaal, says the actor "always knows where to get the best food and the best cup of coffee. He cooks -- I went to Seder dinner at his mom's place and he made all the food, which was spectacular. He made brisket and all kinds of stuff. He's very in touch with his Jewish side. He's always questioning everything. He's not neurotic. If he's going to do something, he's going to do it well." - USA Today September 2012

 

Hmmm.  In 2012?  If Jake lived in NYC, it's kind of curious why the meal wouldn't have been at his place, isn't it?  

Nonetheless, it is a wonderful sign of Jake observing his Jewish heritage from his mother's side, one which became more prominent when he participated in one of the 23 episodes of Shalom Sesame, a series which was focused on educating about Jewish culture and the daily lives of Israeli children.  

In 2011, Jake appeared in this cute segment on hiding his piece of afikomen for Passover.  To understand the tradition of hiding the afikomen at the Seder meal, there is an explanation in this article, Why Do We Hide the Afikomen?  Here's Jake in 2011.



Well done, Jake!!  And isn't that interesting that Jake began to do pieces like this, along with another segment he did with a muppet octopus, and doing a Disney movie, and reading children's books...

 

Almost as though he had his own family.  


Narnia extends Happy Passover greetings to all who observe!

 



pic sources:  Grosinger, Spigelman & Grey, USA Today, Oh My

                     Godot, Daily Fail, tenor, IHeartJake, giphy

our playlist:  Don't Forget Where You Belong - One Direction

                     Home - Blake Shelton

                     Coming Home - Leon Bridges

                     Peace in Our Time - Eddie Money


 

 

Sunday, March 14, 2021

Daylight Savings: Narnia Falls Back For Just One Night


That is Narnia this morning as we adjust to "springing forward".  Love the extended daylight hours, but losing an hour of sleep? Pfshaw!!  Not one of our favorite things, no indeed.

If we can't fall back with the microwave and oven stove clocks, let's turn back the clock on our faves, how about that?  Talk about a wind-back, here's Jimmie Dodd reminding us what a roll call was all about. 

 


 

LOL.  Gotta love it.  So now you know going forward, what the Roll Call - Count Off Now! is all about.  😉  Let's defy Daylight Saving Time this morning and turn back our OTP and honorary members' clocks back.

OTP and Honorary Members Roll Call - Count off now!!

Louis and Harry      







 







Liam and Zayn



Blake and Adam  


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jake and Austin 2006 Date Night at the Lakers Game



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jared and Jensen

 
Double Bonus - Jared and Jensen  #DontEverForget


Kevin McHale and Austin P. McKenzie  


 
Honorary members Adam and a coquettish Kris

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Travis Kelce

Niall Horan


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Awww, that was a very nice one to wrap it up with - Mr. Niall.  Talk about winding it up!   Just a turn back of the clock; always nice to do, especially when done in defiance of springing forward!  

We look forward to seeing what may crop up for all of our faves this Spring and hopefully everyone has a good week!

 


pic sources:  tenor, pinterest, favim, weheartit,  giphy

our playlist:  Take the Time - Freddy Jones Band

                     If I Could Turn Back Time - Cher

                     Time after Time - Mark Williams & Tara Morice

 

Monday, March 8, 2021

Monday Musings: Louis Tomlinson Making a Power Move and Caution: Watch for Speeding Baby-Making Trains

 Don't you love to open with promising, good news?!

 









 

 

This was certainly an uplifting, mind-blowing throwing-it-out-there by none other than Mr. Louis Tomlinson.  There was the lead-in:


And then he lowered the boom!


 

Followed by the now-don't-go-totally-hog-wild-quite-yet:


Well, to be fair though, to take the idea to a social media platform like Twitter, the proposal has to be more than an idea.  But while Louis was also probably testing the waters, there cannot be a doubt that he's been working on this very idea during the noticeable quiet time since his online concert, a quiet time which has also coincided with Liam's quiet time, barring the sudden interest in soccer.  And Zayn's quiet time.  And Niall's quiet time, barring the ramped up golf promo.

What a perfect idea, right?  Music management.  As someone who has learned the ropes the excruciatingly hard way, what better and sharper person to take on this ambitious endeavor than one Louis Tomlinson?  Narnia believes this sounds like an A+ idea and congratulates Louis on the idea flotation and future lab work on said idea.  👏👏👏

And how about this?  A positive Just Jared post on this development - this is the content we like to see!  Narnia's approval rating is off the chart.  

 


 

• With Winston Marshall trending Saturday night, March 6, due to his apparent support of author Andy Ngo, who wrote a book about his belief in Antifa.

 














 

Wow.  And thus, with one tweet, ol' Winston cost the singing group he is a member of, Mumford & Sons, the support of many fans while garnering high-profile negative publicity.  We at Narnia also couldn't help remembering the whole 2011 Railroad Revival trip that Jake Gyllenhaal traveled on with the group and who could forget this moment?

 


Supposedly, or at least during the Revival Tour, Jake was said to be good buds with Winston.

Jake Gyllenhaal linked arms with Winston Marshall, of the band Mumford & Sons, during the Jazz and Heritage Festival in New Orleans on Friday.  The actor is apparently good friends with Winston, who plays the banjo for the Grammy-winning group - he recently was spotted hanging out with them on their Railroad Revival, which took Mumford & Sons from city to city on a special train. - "Jake Gyllenhaal Rocks Out With His Mumford & Sons Bud", Popsugar, May 02, 2011.

In reality, Winston Marshall as well as band member Ben Lovett were used as meards for Jake, to distract while the trip was being used to cover for Jake's whereabouts during the time period which involved the birthday of real life spouse, Austin Nichols.  The term meard is used for both men not because of an abundance of pictures, but because of the onslaught of publicity surrounding the pictures of Jake with the two men. An appropriate word to describe the variety vs. actual quantity of content would be - overkill.

So now we add Winston Marshall to two other questionable choices Jake and his team have made of those he uses for mearding, cover purposes or working with, i.e. Lance Armstrong (who, along with Matthew McConaughey provided reason for Jake to be seen in Texas when in reality he was with again, real life spouse Austin) and Harvey Weinstein (who produced Jake's movie Southpaw). 

 

• And in the category of how fast life events can happen.

 



 

 

 

 

 

 

A brief timeline, if you will.

- September 1, 2020  Patrick Mahomes gets engaged to Brittany Matthews, at the same event and venue as the handing out of the Super Bowl Championship rings to the entire team.

- September 29, 2020  Mahomes and Matthews announce they're expecting, along with picture of an ultrasound which seems to be one of a fetus roughly at 3 months.  Many expectant parents don't make we're-having-a-baby announcements until the first trimester has passed, so the timing seemed believable, albeit unusual considering their lengthy courtship. The Mahomes pregnancy is proclaimed on Instagram as a "small detour".

- February 20, 2021  "Sterling Skye Mahomes" is supposed to have been born.  The state she was born in is not known. 

Apparently, no one in the Kansas City media, Chiefs fandom or national media have even wondered out loud about the seemingly early arrival of baby Mahomes.  According to E Online, the due date was February 24.  Which actually then moves everything up an entire month and so that points out the even more odd timing of the "small detour" baby announcement which came a month after the engagement.  Only if one is counting, of course.  😉

 









Right, right...so, February 24, apparently.  Is it no wonder that no one in the press ever knew the expected due date beforehand?

And barely a few weeks out of the gate and supposedly already "out on the town".

 

Barely two weeks later and snap! Back into old clothes and out of the house.  When a comment points out the miraculous snap-back, someone else is ready with the explanation on how easy it is to bounce back from the first birth, particularly if you're small, etc. etc.

And in a picture at allegedly 12 days old, this is the size of a newborn who was close to 7 lbs. at birth??

 

Meanwhile, all this time, known bestie of Patrick's, #87 Travis Kelce is sure to like every single baby update and in fact, instead of congratulating his teammate on the new offspring, is seen on twitter offering his best wishes to Matthews instead, whom he doesn't work with every day of the working season.  👀

 



And the topper to all of this is that a wedding year, I mean wedding date has been announced in another Instagram post:

#2022

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

What's another year, anyway, other than to wait for another possible Super Bowl appearance to take full advantage of.  😉 

 

• Oh, I know, Narnia is feeling a bit snarky today.  These parts are not for the weak or sensitive, no sirreee.  

But let's get on to a sign that we're inching closer to that paradise Narnia is holding out hope for.  Inching closer....and closer....

 


 Austin and Jared's twitter handles in the same tweet!!!

PG saved everyone from having to look at the bobblehead app because in reality, the tweet has Austin's head bobbing all over the place.  😄   As Grand Funk Railroad once sang, "I'm Getting Closer to My Home".  

Imagine.  Austin and Jared in the same frame without the barriers!  Could it happen?   Imagine.  It could be......utterly delightful.

 



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

• And how nice was it to see who's still got it?


 

 

Yes gentlemen, no doubt.  Was there ever any doubt?   Classic pose here.

 

 
There were many usual laughing J2 moments and it was nice to see their fans be able to enjoy seeing these two together.  Narnia will pass on all of the "miss you" and "separation" narratives, fellas. 😉 Nice try, though.  They're not as apart as they want fans to believe, but Narnia will play nice tonight!  It was great to see them together on screen again, albeit through Creation Entertainment.

 

Cutting this Musings short, just a few highlights of the past several days.  

OH!   Hold up! 

And Jake is still "filming" Ambulance.  According to IHJ, the latest round of pictures are from "on set in Los Angeles" on March 7.




 

 

 

 



 
Awwww, there he is!!


 



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jake really setting a new standard for the mask.  👌👌  Looks like Ambulance has the same unlimited filming budget that Don't Worry Darling had, filming for days and weeks!   Is that Jake perhaps checking in with the hubs on his phone to make sure the house was still standing?  LOL!

So, Austin in Austin, TX, working......and Jake shown to be "filming still" in Los Angeles.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah, okay, right, right.  And finally, on that note, Narnia bids goodnight and see you next time!

 


our pic sources:  bullmooseretirement, tenor, I HeartJake, word

                           press, eonline, giphy, gifer, popsugar, theoutlook

our playlist:  So Close - Diana Ross

                     Close to You - Bebe and Cece Winans

                     So Far Away - Dire Straits