Thursday, December 24, 2020

The Sweater Boys Save 2020 Christmas - Merry Christmas to Us


 

Narnia Dispatches brings some of our fave people of the mic, silver screen, flat screen and natural grass to get you in the mood for a holiday evening spent with a nice movie, maybe some hot chocolate, popcorn, seasonal music, or perhaps a phone call to someone far away and let them know you're thinking of them.  How about some cozy sweaters???

Like Mr. Harry Styles in a very festive red sweater,



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And let's just get this one done and over with, our regular bump in the road aka Blake Shelton, who crop dusts noncompliance onto Narnia posts.  So, here is Blake; with no sweater to be found, but we have snow and a muffler.  So, there you go.  😐


 lol, no, Blake looks quite hot there, doesn't he?? We're sure that Adam appreciates it!  😉

Speaking of whom, here's his guy Adam Levine,


And we can't have a theme post without couple Kevin McHale and Austin P. McKenzie!  Kevin always knows how to strike a pose, here he is in a bright yellow sweater,


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and bonus Kevin with Austin in his knit top,


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

And well, you know that Liam Payne is going to rock a sweater.  We just are not worthy of Mr. Payne!


and so if we've got Liam, then that means his man Zayn is following.  Here is Sweater Zayn!


 


 

 

 

 

 

 

Jensen Ackles seems to learn towards the thick and chunky sweater; check this terra cotta number out.  Very sharp, Jensen!


And there's no question, that Jared is going to follow.  This is a screencap from the show, but it is such a nice sweater, Narnia can't resist.





 

 

 

 

 

Where does one begin with Jake?  Jake Gyllenhaal is the kingpin of Sweater-dom!  The question is which one...


Niiiiice!!  And is Austin going to pull a Blake on us?  He's juuuust about as bad as Blake.   Eureka!! Check this one out, who would've thought?  Here's Jake's better half, Austin, in an actual chunky sweater.  I think my eyes deceive me.  This is from Sundance in 2014, with a fan.


 


 

 

 

 

 

 

Without meaning to separate Louis Tomlinson from Harry, in my haste to sit Blake Shelton in the corner for always being the non-conformist, I neglected to get Louis in next to his partner, Harry!  Here is Sweater Louis, matching his guy, red for red.  We would expect no less.  They are an ideal couple, after all.


 

And how about #87, Travis Kelce, this year's Kansas City Chiefs nominee for the Walter Payton Man of the Year for 2020!  This guy knows how to stop traffic.







And donde esta Nialler?  Niall Horan in a fine coffee, cashmere looking sweater.


And while we don't see Patrick Mahomes too often (like, hardly!) in sweaters, this quilted-type jacket just about qualified as one.  It remains one of his best looks.



And Adam Lambert is here with a vintage sweater look,


And so, we're just going to leave this here, following Adam.  A bit of Mr. Kristopher Allen - looks like a perfect shawl-collar match to me!

😉



Josh Duhamel is going to round up this year's holiday pictorial, and Narnia had to dig back through his archives to find this one.  Josh seems to favor T shirts an awful lot.  ;-)  But he's got the cozy  going on here,



 

And that will end our sweater tour of our OTP's and honorary members.  Gets one in the mood for a cup of hot tea and perhaps a cookie or biscuit, doesn't it?

Narnia wishes to extend to our readers a huge thank you for visiting us and happiest of holiday greetings.  




pic sources:  Just Jared, Parade, depositphotos, YouTube, whifflegif,

                    Pudforallseasons, stockx.com, traditionaljewishgifts,

                    Provenwinners, grandmagazine, twitter, Glamour,

                    esquire

our playlist:  What a Glorious Night - Sidewalk Prophets

                     The Light of the Stable - Selah

                     One Candle - Peter, Paul and Mary

                     Cherry, Cherry Christmas - Neil Diamond

                     Buon Natale - Nat King Cole

                     Away in a Manger - American Boys Choir

                     Stille Nacht - Manheim Steamroller


 

Saturday, December 19, 2020

Milestone Moment: Happy 40th Birthday to Jake Gyllenhaal

The Day has Arrived!


LOL!!!

You know ol' PG had to do it.  😉

Awww, Jake's flipped over another stone, just like his SO Austin.  Now Austin's not alone on that 40 Rock.  We do not know what Jake sees under his 40 Rock,
 







 

But, since neither Jake or Austin have been finding their images allegedly walking the sidewalks of New York City or Austin, TX or the beaches of Santa Monica, CA for awhile, it would be safe to say that they transitioned well from that Summer of Mammoth Springs, CA to someplace where their family can thrive as best they can.

So wherever he is, however he is celebrating today, we know who he is surrounded by and knowing that?  He's a blessed man.

Here's some favorite pictures of our guy and a few with his real life spouse because we like to and we can.



 












 

 















 

JAKE?  HAPPY



Pic sources: archery games denver, Details 2015 photoshoot, postermywall, OhMyGodot,

                    IHeartjake

our playlist:  Finally It's Christmas - Hanson

                    Santa's Got Something For You - Todd Herfindal

                    Merry Christmas, Baby - George Thorogood and the Destroyers

                    Christmas is Coming - Jason Gray


Monday, December 14, 2020

Louis Tomlinson Live From London: Nobody Can Drag Him Down

That's right, eight months since the Covid-19 lockdown in March, which abruptly cancelled his long-awaited upcoming world tour after playing only two dates, the unexpected news hit the Louis Tomlinson fandom like a lightning bolt. Louis was going to do a concert; a one-off live streamed show set for December 12, 2020 in an undisclosed London location.  True to Louis' generous heart, the profits would be split between the following five organizations/entities:  

FareShare, the UK’s largest charity fighting hunger and food waste that saves good food that can’t be sold in shops from going to waste and redistributes it through a network of 11,000 frontline groupings; Crew Nation, a charitable fund created to help support live music crews who were scheduled to be working on shows planned for 2020; Bluebell Wood Children's Hospice, a charity that supports children and young adults with life-shortening and life-threatening conditions, at their homes and at the hospice; and Stagehand, a charity that provides grants to out-of-work technicians and production staff throughout this crisis. Funds would also be donated to his touring crew, many of whom had been out of work for most of the year. 

 

                                   Louis wearing The National Health Service Bear

"My master plan, when I realized I was going to do a solo career, was always my first tour. It’s something I’ve been looking forward to for the best part of five years now. I got so close, I got a taste for it, and it’s affected me like everyone else, but I’m forever an optimist....I was absolutely gutted to have to postpone my world tour this year as I was really looking forward to seeing all the fans. Performing for a live crowd is the most important thing to me, this live stream is a step back into that world and is something I can’t wait to film. I want to put on a real show for the fans, with scale and production, creating something special to end 2020 on a positive upbeat note and raise money for charities that are especially close to my heart. I also want to give my touring crew work, and raise some vital money for them, as without my crew the show literally couldn’t go on.”          LouisTomlinson, United by Pop and The Telegraph

As expected, excitement was high within the fandom, but there was no way of knowing just how many tickets were being sold for the event until the announcement came late yesterday after Louis' stunning performance on Saturday. A performance that occurred with no promo:



 Boom!  

Oh, and let's not stop there. Louis' "Live from London" show raised...drum roll, please...over $3 million!!!

 

That's right. Nearly $3 million.  100% of the proceeds going to those charities near and dear to Louis' heart. Unbelievable.





 

 

 

 



 




 

And what did Louis have to say about all of this?

 

And...
 

No major label. No radio.  No promo.

And normally we here at Narnia avoid using such language, but we think Louis has earned an uncensored moment of joy for this extraordinary accomplishment.

 

 

Let's underscore that last statement. "Together with your support we're unstoppable."

That target below that Sony/Syco, and all the other accomplices who have tried to bury Louis' talents under with mind-numbing stunts, blacklisting his music from radio play, and delaying his ability, for five years, to do a worldwide tour and to release his first solo album, are looking pretty darn small today. Irrelevant, even.

 


 

And guess who is the proudest of them all? That's right. The man who has been by Louis' side for ten years.  The man who, no doubt, is most definitely one of the reasons Exec types want to sabotage Louis' career. That old "curse"; the homophobic Music Industry. (We see you Sony/Syco.) It's a copy of a copy of a copy, isn't it, Rob?

That's right, Louis made sure to wear a certain Logo enhanced sweatshirt as a shout out to that life partner. While also incorporating that grand 'sharing is caring' gesture into promo for his show as well.  Sony/Syco may have coerced innumerable Larry denials out of the boys since the Hiatus from Hell™ began in 2016, contractually, straitjacketing Louis with an outrageous baby stunt that still has not ended. Never mind a self-absorbed beard, aka dog-walker and obsessive bathroom selfie taker, who pops up every now and then to taunt the fandom and gaslight those gullible enough to believe her social media exploits are organic.

But Louis and Harry will not be silenced,




Harry wearing a Calvin Klein  sweatshirt in 2015

 

     Louis wearing the same Calvin Klein sweatshirt in 2020

Seems like a closet can serve two purposes, eh, Louis?

Oh, and how could anyone miss this acknowledgement. The moment Louis walked on stage this past Saturday, there was no doubt who was on his mind and in his heart. Why I do believe that is a big, fat Golden "H". (Just for fun we highlighted the word in Louis Blue to spotlight our point. Louis and Harry have taught us well.)


Side note:  Louis found a shirt not only with an "H" emblazoned across the chest, but with 5 stars (asterisks) on top, knowing the fandom would quickly recognize the Tumbler speak of using five asterisks as a hashtag to stand for End It.   *** **  

A long-time fandom "morse code" directed at Sony/Syco to end the Babygate stunt and set Louis free.

 


Oh, and here's one last gift presented to the fandom. For those who might have picked up on it, Harry did his own little shout out to let everyone know that he was there, supporting Louis. Harry Styles? That's right. Harry's voice speaks into a microphone at 44:40 (24:40 with the twenty-minute countdown removed) and in that signature deep, husky voice, says, "Hi."  Considering that Harry is well-known for introducing himself to others with the understated, self-effacing words, "Hi, I'm Harry," the gesture brought a smile to Narnia's face. 

 


An action that is subtle enough for plausible deniability and for people to talk themselves out of hearing it. Strategically, Harry chimes in during one of the very few times that the band and Louis banter back and forth, right after "Habit." With Sony desperately trying to place Harry anywhere but in London, it would be natural for audience members to speculate that either Louis or a band member was speaking instead. That's fine. That's how management has trained (conditioned) the Larry fandom. It's almost a Pavlovian response by now.  Gee, I wonder who "Habit" could be about?

♪♪You're the habit that I can't break
You're the feeling I can't put down
You're the shiver that I can't shake

You're the habit that I can't break
You're the high that I need right now
You're the habit that I can't break
 

But, for those who prefer to avoid group think, and rely on their own two ears, as well as the previously established behavioral patterns of our two protagonists, both Harry and Louis were speaking loud and clear on Saturday.  And, we are most definitely here for it. Congratulations, you two. Proud doesn't even begin to describe the respect and appreciation we have for each one of you. Can't wait until 2021. It's going to be a massive year. Cheers! Buon compleanno! Meilleurs Voeux! Or, wherever your travels may find you in the future. You both deserve the best, and so do we. Together we are indeed unstoppable.

 

 

The Donny Dome at Christmas - Maybe Harry can rent out that two floor facility for Louis' Birthday like he did back in December 2011




 

Doncaster Christmas


 

                                               Stone Brig Lane, Rothwell Leeds, UK

 

Have a wonderful holiday Season    🎄🎄🎄

pic sources:  Tumblr, Twitter, Louis Tomlinson Fashion Archive, Facebook, Doncaster FreePress