Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Rah Rah Break: Let's Hear It For J•A•C•O•B • G•Y•L•L•E•N•H•A•A•L !




Saluuute! So says Peter Lawford and June Allyson in that stupendous gif above.  Aren't they spectacular?  And so is Jake and I don't want to forget this as I can get caught up in the circus that often comes with the closet.  Going to grab the megaphone and pump the fist - let's go.  Let's have some fun and appreciation for Mr. Jacob.  2-4-6-8!

J - J is for jesting
     Jake has seemed to always have a good-natured, self-
    deprecating sense of humor.  I'm sure there are funnier moments
    but this is amusing to watch Jake try to beat Jeff Bauman to the
    punch with personality and physical descriptions of himself.

    
A - A is for abroad.  Abroad as in....frequently.


C - C is for considerate.  When it comes to Austin, we at Narnia and Oh My Godot heard the stories of Jake liking to please his guy, Austin and it is never any more evident than in the places they travel together - places which are near bodies of water because Austin loves the water.  Big Sur, Tortuga Bay, Hawaii and no doubt the south of France.  Jake has also known how much Austin loves birds, hence the several shirts he has worn which are adorned with a bird(s).  Here he is with what looks to be a flock of seagulls, I mean geese! on his shirt. What did Austin say his power animal was?   The seagull.
Who is Austin known as, in Ted Casablanca's Blind Item?  Grey Goose.  Bird, bird, win, win.  ;-)




O - O is for outgoing.  Who doesn't love an extrovert?  Loud, friendly, funny, rarely at a loss for words, loves to entertain and make folks laugh.  They're the folks who keep a party going.  Jake loves to entertain.  He can even entertain himself. Gotta love it!



B - B is for barefooted!!  Who doesn't love barefoot Jake?  ;-)



Ready for the second half? (We're skipping the "Benjamin" part for gigabyte purposes!)  Let's go!



G - G is for gentle.  Whosoever is gentle with a dog, should be gentle in their heart.  And we're going to ignore the ferret stunt and give Jake the benefit of the doubt on this one.


                                                                                         Jake and Atticus in 2004

Jake and Boo Radley in 2007

Y - Y is for yeller-prone.  Is yeller-prone an adjective?  If it isn't, it should be! And it is in our post because this is Jake.  He does tend to be a bit on the feisty, pitch-a-fit side and we love that about him.  Why?  Because"it's part of his charm." And it makes him human, just like the rest of us.


L - L is for lethal.  Let's go to the other side of the pendalum (because that hat and scarf combo was a rather questionable choice, buddy.  ;-)  We all know how lethal Jake can be.  And when he's on the red carpet, he knows it, too.


At TIFF 2018:




L - L is for likable.  Before his personal life changed so much, one of the things that caught my eye about Jake was how friendly he seemed.  Even with the paps.  He waved.  He chatted.  He smiled.  I don't think these kinds of friendly qualities normally change about a person.  We just don't see this side of Jake much anymore in pictures.  But back in the day, he came across as very people-friendly and that's a great thing.



E - E is for enough.  As in - most importantly, for his partner Austin, he is enough.  And whether he knows it or not, for this author as well - he is enough.  He is fine and dandy the way he is.


N - N is for natty.  Barring green and navy blue-collar, punch-the-clock pants, Jake has exhibited a fondness for the cashmere and sherpa and he sure knows how to flash the black leather shoes.  We admire that part of Jake who has shown his desire to look nice. Did he ever look any snazzier when he had this fresh haircut in the oatmeal cashmere sweater?  A++, Jake!


                                                                          Jake, oatmeal cashmere and trip to the barber in 2011


H - H is for healthful.  Jake has long been known to be conscious of what he eats (when Austin isn't steering him towards the taco truck side of life).  He's gone through his kale stage and known for his penchant for Whole Foods and farmers markets.  Jake treats himself, but he also likes to feel good, as evidenced by trying to eat right and work out when he can.  


A - A is for adult.  We don't get to talk to Jake.  Or witness him away from the camera.  But you can't enthusiastically and financially plan for a large family without earnestly wanting one.  And no one can prepare for adulthood like having children.  No doubt Jake has found this out (along with Austin) and he is no longer the 20-something young man that he was.  He's earned the crinkle lines.



A - A is for adventurous.  He has tackled the arctic wilderness in Iceland, learned how to box, worked with sheep and camels, learned how to handle a gun, learned how to surf, stood in front of thousands of people on Broadway and sang, taken the plunge at the altar and biggest of all - tackled parenthood.  THAT's an adventurous young man.  What a life, Jake.  You should be proud of yourself.


                                                                                 Jake and Annaleigh in SITPWG


L - L is for lionhearted.  Jake has put himself out there.  He withstood some box office failures, he has taken risks, he stood up for his relationship with Austin and took the plunge, he no doubt is trying to provide and care for his family.  And when he believes in his movies, there is no one who works harder to promote them, no matter the outcome at the box office.















                                                                                 Jake in his Chicago Bulls cap




















No doubt Jake has many more wonderful qualities; these are just the ones I see or feel pretty certain about.  It's important to let these guys know that even though it seems we're frequently taking the Expo marker to the white board on them, we understand that they are not always the one calling the shots or aware of what words are being put into their mouths.   

It's always nice to appreciate and remember why and how we arrived at Narnia Dispatches in the first place.


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our playlist:  2-4-6-8 - The Jackson 5
                     '65 Love Affair - Paul Davis
                     Overcomer - Mandisa
                    

Sunday, September 23, 2018

Sunday Musings: Make Up, Face Masks and Living in Your Discomfort Zone





Good morning, everyone!  September morn...as Neil Diamond would say, eh?  lol.  We just had a northerly front blow through and temps dropped about twenty degrees so this is a nice break.  What else is breaking?  Who said anything about breaking?  Nah, we have just a couple of news items to go over.  Let's get going.



Well, this interview appeared on Twitter via You Tube and so it's current and we're told took place during the Toronto International Film Festival last weekend.  While there was the usual shoehorning of the sister and generic word "family", there were some interesting quotes and phrases which seemed to crop up several times.  Again, The Sisters Brothers is based on an historical novel which takes place in Oregon and California, yet for some reason, filming took place in Spain, Romania and a country you don't see mentioned in the press nearly as often - France.  Yes, France.  


Jake says at different points in the interview:

"Oftentimes, people say things to me like 'you don't seem American' and I take that as a compliment"

"searching and searching and going out in the world"

"feeling like a foreigner"

"be a part of the world"

"I love the opportunity that making films in other parts of the world gives you." 

Reminds this long time Jake follower of the time when Jake was a judge at Berlinale and was obsessed with the number 5.  In particular, he was asking for giveaways/items in quantities of five.  As in five Baby Tiles who would all want a souvenir from Papa?  As some may be familiar with this trait of Jaker's, he can be a tad on the obsessive side and reckless.  After all, how do you think we have been able to accumulate so many clues pointing towards the existence of the legendary Baby Tile(s)??

Here's the You Tube video where the interviewer asks him why he had been obsessed with the number 5:



And so now, if you've been paying attention, Jake seems to have been in a grand mood for several years, dropping plenty of bread crumbs along the way that he is not in the United States much anymore.

Notice too that this morning, now comes another French publication where Jake has granted an interview that will busy his timeline today because he mentions "Marvel" and "Tom Holland".  Add this interview to the GQ France issue which gave more chatter and several new pictures of Jake in afghan sweaters which has occupied his social media search for weeks.  The lucky French!  One might think Jake has gotten more comfortable and familiar with this area of the world.



Uh yes, it is very much becoming so, for some of us, buddy.  LOL!

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And who says couples can't groom together?  With some additional testimony that PR teams borrow from the same book, we have Jared Padalecki and his beard enjoying mask-time together. 
 
 
Hmmm, where have we seen this Maybelline Bonding before? Oh, yes...

Austin and his previous beard, Chlo Bennet.  Aaah, the memories, the memories.  More like, the emasculation of it all, huh?
 
Oh, and how about a two-fer?  There has also recently been this Padackles/Jaustin beams crossing moment.  Here's a flashback - Jake and his closet enabling make up man:  Donald Mowat.
 
 
 
 
 





Mowat has been beneficial to Jake helping to place him in a "state of filming" or "filming completion".  He also helps to geographically place him in Los Angeles, London, etc. in addition to (and this is the important one), owning an Instagram account where he can post all of this Jake whereabout information.

The Padackles foursome seem to have found their own make-up artist enabler by the name of Billy Mercer.  Mr. Mercer is the lead artist and co-owner of Austin, TX's "Lip Service Beauty Concierge".   Seems he is supposed to have turned the big 4-0 recently and a big party ensued. Of course, everyone there was visible, except for Jared.  That's right. Jared was supposed to be preoccupied attending a college football game.  I think we all know how that one goes....


https://positivexcellence.tumblr.com/post/178148004932/danneel-ig-story

Trying to explain where Jared was...


http://acklesforlife.tumblr.com/post/178169374056

Of course, a popular narrative has been that Jared cannot tolerate his hired beard whatsoever, causing him to actually stay away from this big 4-0 wing ding.  Fans should be careful where they are very obviously being led though, because when it comes to the tricky Hollywood closet, the divining rod rarely leads to the water hole so easily.   

All remains still to be seen, but with this crew, the words Proceed With CAUTION don't even seem strong enough, lol.


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For the Outlook Calendar or anyone in a traveling mode:  Austin Nichols is scheduled to be at the Walker Stalker convention in Atlanta GA the weekend of October 26, 27 and 28th.  Nice, accessible east coast location, isn't it?

Jake's movie "The Sisters Brothers" has been added to the line-up at the London Film Festival which runs from October 10 through the 21st.   And Big Sis Maggie has been added as a speaker to the same festival.  Hey, look at that....October 10 through the 21st over in London; why, seems that means the festival window is going to overlap Baby Tile Number One Son's birthday.   Should be an interesting time period with a lot of deflection and distraction, don't you think?  



And to wrap this short post up, let's send everyone off with one of the brightest smiles which exists - that which belongs to King Louis Tomlinson!  Here he is from an X Factor moment.  What a smile!



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                     The Weather Continues, The Hollywood Reporter
our playlist:  The Creationist - Kerli
                     I Love Your Smile - Shanice


Thursday, September 20, 2018

Spiderman's Far From Home Daily Update: For Jake Gyllenhaal Fans Only - Part 2


When Narnia posted the first Spiderman's Far From Home Daily Update, we jokingly cracked about perhaps needing to post a part two.  Well, here we are after Narnia's last update on August 24.

And it looks like we finally may have some closure.  

Even though as of August 15, Digital Spy said Jake was still "in talks", and in this article, they seem to be able to confirm every other character except Jake's:
 
                                   
And a fake "set" picture with look-a-like-from-behind:



Even a You Tube video about the alleged "set pic":



Well, gotta hand it to the pre-game hoopla.  Eventually we will see set photos.  Won't we? 



And there it is.

"Filming".

Never mind that Jake must get the weekends off as it looks like he will zip line over to New York City for a Q & A's, this one at the Angelika Film Center tomorrow evening, Sep. 21.  This just announced today.  Guess that means none of us OMG'ers could possibly attend!  ;-)


 

And never mind that Jake's been "strolling in Greece" with a new model-beard and then we highly suspect hanging with real-life husband Austin in Hawaii.  And popping in at the Toronto Film Festival.  AND attending farmers markets in New York City with his long-time beard, Greta Caruso and someone's pooch for hire.  *wink*

Photoshop strikes again [gotta watch those party tent poles and tote bags! They'll come out and bite you ;-)]. 


We have to presume that Jake's deard "Leo" apparently doesn't play well with others because he seems to have been left at "home" during this pap walk. Or perhaps he just didn't want to share the spotlight?



And now a Q & A in the Big Apple tomorrow at the strike of Five-O'clock World on a Friday afternoon.  

What happens after that is anyone's guess.  But IMDb says he's filming, so......

Meanwhile, Jake's social media team is warming up the hype with some of their own.

Lots of manipulation and PT Barnum going on.


 


 

 


 

Hmm.  The same account:


 

 


 

 

No matter what language, everyone is screaming for Jake set pictures,


 

 

 

 




So we'll go about our business now, keep calm and wait for whenever Jake and his team think it's fit for all to bear witness to a real set pic.   Part 3, anyone?  Stay tuned.


pic sources:  IMDb, IHJ, Poor William's Almanack, Digital Spy,
                     Good Reads, Know Your Meme
our playlist:  The Show Must Go On - Three Dog Night
                     The Waiting - Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
                     The Tears of a Clown - Smokey Robinson

Sunday, September 16, 2018

Sunday Musings: Something Old & Something Reinvented




Good morning, all!  Happy Sunday from Narnia Dispatches; how is everyone?  :-)

When last we left Jake Gyllenhaal in 50 Ways to Occupy Jake's Twitter Timeline , we were looking at the elongated way of stretching a story rumor and sort of tipping our cap towards such "talent".  ;-)  Well, Jake's social media team is also well familiar with how to reinvent a story and stuff a timeline.  

In May of last year, the announcement was made that Jake and Benedict Cumberbatch were going to star in a movie together; the flick would be called Rio


 

Call Me By Your Name director Luca Guadagnino was soon attached to the film.  As if one director mention wasn't enough, how about inserting, or is it shoehorning the well-respected director, Christopher Nolan?


 

"Spotted", but we had no pictures of this star-studded sighting.  Ahem. Next, let's add Michelle Williams to the mix:


 
At the same time, all of a sudden, the movie changed names to, Let It Fall Back.



In May of this year, things began to unravel. Rio/Let It Fall Back was to start filming earlier this summer, but Michelle was papped in New York City working on another film and Jake?  Well, Jake was supposedly working on the quickly announced Spiderman: Far From Home in London.  In July, it was pointed out (by a Jake blog "anonymous commenter") that Luca Guadagnino was no longer attached to the film, despite mentioning in a Nov 2017 video that he was anticipating and on board for future production.  



Then.

Just like The Great Pumpkin, I mean - Snoopy rising from the pumpkin patch, the movie Rio, I mean Let It Fall Back, I mean RIO.... rose from the Twitter Patch!


and it is Game On.  Again.

 
Same actors.  Aah, but a new director.  And an Old/New name again - Rio --> Let It Fall Back --> Rio.  And a new round of robot tweets to go along with the revived project.







Although details are hazy?  What does that mean?




We are moving into week two of this "latest news", repackaged to make it seem new again, helping to fill up and occupy Jake's media search. ;-)  See how that works?


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Making old things new again is a form of green waste recycling utilized by social media teams, each borrowing from one other and "re-using" tried and true tactics.  Take, for example, the GPS placement that Soul Cycle provides.  And, never doubt that we at Narnia are very familiar with this popular stunting venue because Jake Gyllenhaal is well-known to be all about the spin.

Given the rumors associated with the following list of celebrities, it would appear that Soul Cycle serves a purpose other than a "good workout".

                                                                      David & Victoria Beckham

                                                                                              Jennifer Garner

                                                                                 Reese Witherspoon

Vanessa Hudgens
Selena Gomez
Justin Bieber
Katie Holmes
Beyonce & JayZ
Minka Kelly
Oprah
Lea Michele
Anne Hathaway
Julianne Hough
Olivia Wilde
Busy Phillips and husband Marc Silverstein
Charlize Theron
Kaley Cuoco

And did I mention Jake?  LOL.  


Jake began to be "spotted" at Soul Cycle classes when WME/IMG/Endeavor began their campaign of planting Jake as having "moved" to New York City. It was a consistent, reliable and easy way of having him seen and GPS'd in the Big Apple.

Although Jake never incorporated an LGBT support fundraiser into his sightings. Leave that to the Ackles, complete with the Fam Be*r Business promo, and can't-miss rainbow avatar and rainbow socks on the beard. 




Hmm, we see.  Let's check that care-o-meter on these two...


LOLLLL!!  Darn that care-o-meter.  It crashed, didn't it?  They're just standing there and they don't care, folks.  They know that we know the irony of the whole fundraising appearance.  And they don't care.  It's a new age closet.  At least money was raised for a great cause and good for the youth who must have had a good time.  As for the rest?  Well, we've made our point clear on the rest. Let's move along to a better moment.

Here's Jensen with his and Jared's twins.  Courtesy of Jensen's beard's twitter:











A post shared by Danneel Ackles (@danneelackles512) on
 
I know, I know......LOL!  I'm a sucker for those Padackles twins. Also saw a bit of JJ in the video as well.

Where was Jared?  Well, supposedly he was at a Texas Longhorn home game, although this author is not sold completely.  Looks like the fellas had to put in some Austin time this weekend.  The shine of a heightened spotlight has been cutting into that exclusive Vancouver time, perhaps?  ;-)  Just a bit?  It is one of the visible differences from Harry/Louis and Jensen/Jared.  Their fandoms are such that their fans watch them like hawks and there are more of them than those who watch Jake/Austin.  Fandom size doesn't stop the stunting and separation, but Jake and Austin can get away with more quietness than the other four.

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A few tweet highlights:


 

Same, Liam, same.

And here is Liam sharply sporting the white T and some splendid checkered shorts.  



Someone on tumblr identified the pink shorts dude as Liam's "trainer" Lawrence Hannah.  



lol.

Here's another Narnia fave, Josh Duhamel.  He tweeted that he was finishing the final edit on his first directing project, Buddy Games


 




Josh looking fantistic-o, isn't he? 

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And finally, this is an eye opener.  Can you say loaded?



What is the book about?  We're just going to drop this here and let readers just think about it for a nano second.
 

The Lost Daughter, translated by Ann Goldstein, is a standalone novel that follows teacher and mother Leda whose children leave home to stay with her ex-husband for a time. She expects to be lonely but instead feels liberated by her children’s departure. She takes a vacation in a small seaside town in the south of Italy and encounters a family whose presence leads her to think about the difficult and unconventional choices she has made in her life as a mother and woman. “The apparently serene tale of a woman’s pleasant rediscovery of herself soon becomes the story of a ferocious confrontation with an unsettled past.” - Perhaps just a different country is used to try and throw us off lol

As her "husband" Peter said in this 2012 interchange with actor and long time friend Ebon Moss-Bachrach,

"You know, you always pick roles based off of, or you know, you get involved with things based off of, you know, what's gonna help you in your life and hopefully you learn something from everything you do." - High Falls Unscripted with Peter Sarsgaard and Ebon Moss-Bachrach on You Tube

Based off of what's going on in your life at the present time perhaps?  This whole movie concept and the fact that Maggie is supposed to pen the screenplay, I've not seen such a loaded baked potato.  Should be quite interesting, let's put it that way.

A shorty post today, that's all we've got for now.  Enjoy the day, Go Chiefs! and Go Royals!!


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                     Irish Mirror, photobucket
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                     Today I'm Okay - Mike Schmidt
                     Start of Something - Scott Simons