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Sunday, January 14, 2018

How I Spent My New Year's Holiday - Sincerely, the Padackles



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Between the 26th of December and the first day of January, the Foursome posted:

Genevieve Padalecki:  6 Instagram pics
Jared Padalecki:  reposted one Instagram pic
Danneel Harris-Ackles:  8 Instagram pics, 8 tweets (cross posts)
Jensen Ackles:  one Instagram pic 


Genevieve posted twice on Christmas Day and then referenced this video on the 27th, full of self-deprecation over her "failures" as a holiday "mom". A real "piece of work".


And then they were off!  Danneel from the 29th (after a photo of the three Ackles children on the 27th):


 

Not quite sure what Jensen is looking at there, are you?  Gives new-added meaning to the word "drop in", don't you think?  ;-)

Oh, hold on! Here comes Genevieve with the GPS'er and an "Awww" photo of Jared and Tom skating on the ice:


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And bam! Here comes another "D'awwwwww" shot to the fans' hearts with another twins pic on the 29th:




Then, Pow! with a throwback:



Nice slide-in from the side by Jensen on that one!  ;-)  See how they do that? [Tip:  watch for these tip-in's frequently on group pictures like this, for the guy to be in a bottom or top corner, "popping in" from the side. It's a sure hint of photo manipulation]

Not to be outdone with the dueling kiddo shots, here came Genevieve with her "family" pic dated the 29th:





Lots of skates, skis, snow; it was a Padalecki Hallmark Winterfest holiday.  And Jared did his usual thing of being seen:




 
While Jensen laid low and was seen in that New Year's Eve "throwback", pop-in from the side pic, guess who really may have been minding the remaining members of the Padackles family while Jared took his boys out for some snow action?



New Year's came and went. And like as happens with a lot of us post-holiday, it was then Jensen's turn to leave the Colorado roost and go to work. The time had come for the Ackles family brewery to open officially for business.




Amongst all the Instagrams, tweets and interviews, this one was pretty revealing with its State of the Ackles address:



"The brewery is owned by the Ackles along with co-owner Gino, who is Danneel's brother, hence the name "Family Business".  And just like [with] their three (3) children, the Ackles say they will raise it with all the care in the world."

and this quote from Jensen,

"During the week, obviously I'm still working quite a bit, so I'll be doing that.  On the weekends, I'm home and I hope to be out here as much as I can."

But as so often happens even in well-scripted moments, the real truth can reveal itself unexpectedly.

In the following "for the record" video, Jensen explains the official story behind the brewery and why he decided to move from Los Angeles to Austin, TX in 2014 [we'll just ignore the original explanation to the fandom which happened to focus on Jared being his next door neighbor]. The video barely starts when the miscue occurs.


 "I think this was always on my radar of places that I thought I'd always end up." 

And, then the sputtering begins.

"I was living out in California for quite a long time, got married, had a few kids."

*stammer, stammer...*

Huh, how did Jensen not remember he only had one child in Los Angeles? An immediate correction and self-edit ensues:

"Well, had my first child."






Wow!  Did I just see and hear what I thought I did?

Kind of an odd little "slip" of the tongue, wasn't it?  

So he had "a few kids" before he moved to Austin, TX due to the "kick in the pants"?  The only way to solve this obvious discrepancy is to take a closer look at the Kiddo Timeline for a moment:

Tom Padalecki - born March 2012
JJ Ackles - born May 2013
Shep Padalecki - born December 2013
Arrow and Zeppelin Ackles - born in the fall 2016
Odette Padalecki - born in the spring 2017




From "People Babies" section:


"Jared Padalecki always knew he wanted to raise a family in Austin.

"My dream as a child was literally to grow up and live in Austin, as silly as that sounds,” the actor, 32, tells PEOPLE exclusively.

So when he relocated with his wife and Supernatural costar Genevieve Cortese Padalecki to a 10,600-sq.-ft. Texas lodge in 2012, the couple knew they needed to make it a kid-friendly home for their sons Shepherd, 15 months, and Thomas Colton, 3." - source "Inside Jared Padalecki's Kid-Friendly Home" 




The rumors about Jensen "moving" to Austin, TX began in 2014. And by September, it was confirmed that he had bought a new lake house there. However, the twins weren't going to be born for another two years.  Therefore, for Jensen to say he "had a few kids" while still living in LA, is a bit...






...head scratching; that is, until you look more carefully at the Kiddo Timeline and see that there actually were a "few kids" born before Jensen's move to Austin, TX in 2014. They just were not supposed to be all his children, according to the public narrative.  Again,



Tom (b. March 2012)

JJ (b. May 2013)

Shep (b. December 2013)


Yes, that means Jensen's move to Austin, TX in September 2014 did not occur until over a year after Shep's birth. Followed more than two years later by his second and third child (twins) being born on December 2, 2016. Hard to believe that Jensen would forget this daddy timeline, don't you think? Sure he corrected his public statement, but his initial memory was of having a few kids while he still lived in Los Angeles. Not one.

This, of course, would mean that just like with Jake and Austin, Jensen's slip up is just one more indication, in a long line of indications, that he and Jared are actually raising a family together - their family.  The only plausible explanation for those "few kids" that Jensen referred to on that video (besides the lame excuse of 'he just misspoke') would be he was remembering that JJ, Tom and Shep, were all born prior to 2014, when he was, in fact, still "living out in California." Likely with Jared who had that 10,000 square foot "lodge" in Austin, TX to hide behind. 

So, 2018 looks to be off to a rockin' bang of a start already!  Who could have foreseen such a gem in one of those FBB interviews?  Harry Styles, I think I hear the *swoosh* of an all-time best gif coming...





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Thursday, July 6, 2017

Convictionless in Seattle



About a week ago, when the beard was seen frying up the bacon with her white pinafore and Heidi braids before a skip-to-my-Lou through the hills of Switzerland, I guess that should have been my big warning sign there was July 4 holiday nonsense up ahead.


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[Before we move along, could Narnia just point out to Genevieve how Louis "Tommo" Tomlinson does it? Complete with a flame, grease and pajama pants? Show her how it's done, Louis!]



Now, before the last word of dread could be uttered in the "Gen Posts Pic of Her and Jared" 6/30 thread of Spn_Goss, answer blanks were being filled in by helpful anons:

2017-06-30 09:18pm
da
Maybe they're both in Seattle for some family event of hers again.

2017-06-30 09:42pm
Yeah, I think that's definitely a possibility.  If so, I expect some pictures/sightings like there were in Florida.


These conclusions came about because Jared was wearing what now appears to be his "social event" uniform, the light grey leisure suit summer dinner jacket.  And with these anon proclamations, the parade of pictures began.


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Boy, I don't know, I see a brick wall.  [Are we sure that wasn't in New York City?  Let's ask Tooth!  lol.]   Oh no, it looks like this picture is labeled as "The Hall at Fauntleroy".  Tuck that information away.

And somewhere along the line, we get Insta Stories with "Great Grandma Cortese" and Odette.  Oh, and btw, July 1 is "Grandma Cortese's" birthday and boy, that sure works out. Perhaps, "GC and GCC" can watch the children while the adults are at the wedding... Can you see the puzzle pieces being assembled already? 

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Here's a tweet


 

How lucky are we that just prior to this pic tweet, @hayley_potato19 felt compelled to tweet about her location:




And here's an alleged sighting, complete with location ON.  Are we living right, or are we living right? ;-)


 

He was also "seen" at a hotel:







There's that Seattle hospitality again:   "here in Seattle".  So supposedly, Jared was in Seattle with the beard.  By this time, we still didn't know what they were doing in Seattle, or did we?  Oh wait!


Re: Jared in Seattle 7/01

(Anonymous)

2017-07-01 03:03 pm (local)

It's the son of the stepfather of the beard that is getting married. it was yesterday 30th
So that pic is old because it ain't today at that venue. It was YESTERDAY. She held it back for 1 day
 



And then the gavel was lowered:




Re: Jared in Seattle 6/30

(Anonymous)

2017-07-01  03:08 pm (local)


ayrt

Thanks for clarifying with the right date.
It was good to know that he was indeed there.
Hopefully the new plane!anon will be able to post when the plane goes back to Austin
.


Oh, well that's a relief.  The date was wrong.  I don't know whatever happened to the original "plane! anon", but apparently that insider has been replaced by the FAA crystal ball'er now cleverly called the "new plane! anon".  LOL! Now, on to more pictures:

Oh, looks like we have an outdoor capture this time, a la reminiscent of the Maggie/Peter outdoor wedding reception in March 2009.  Thank heavens for "The Hall at Fauntleroy" location label.


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And then the indoor....


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Jared sure has a knack for inspiring that "grainy" filter, doesn't he?  Good for him!

 



Uh oh, are we out of pictures, Mack?  What now?



Re: sighting 07/01

(Anonymous)

2017-07-02  01:44 pm (local)  

Sim sala bim. The plane is on the move again. surprise surprise LMAO

Can some other anon also confirm it?
 






RE: Re: sighting 07/01

(Anonymous)

2017-07-02  03:34 pm (local)



Da
En route to ATX??

RE: Re: sighting 07/01
(Anonymous)
2017-07-02  03:38 pm (local) 

Yes after a stop in Oakland

Re: Re: sighting 07/01
(Anonymous)
2017-07-02  03:45 pm (local)  

Seattle-Oakland-Austin


Re: Re: sighting 07/01
(Anonymous)
2017-07-02  03:49 pm (local)  

DA
Either picking up or dropping of the kids and/or Gen


Re: Re: sighting 07/01
(Anonymous)
2017-07-02  03:51 pm (local)  

da         


Or dropping off some of Gen's family members (like her mother etc.)



I don't know about you, but I'm sure relieved all the answers to any questions I may have had have been taken care of by social media, "ITK's®" and anon providers.




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*wink*   Gotta have fun at the ol' ballpark sometimes, right?   And so after all of the distracting sideshow, what happened?

A handful of harmless photos and GPS placements of Austin, TX, U.S.A.  (we see you, Danneel, wearing that Austin GPS garlic necklace. Sorry, it doesn't protect you from Narnia Dispatches!)  More bright and shiny, more hype, more look-over-here rabbit holes of hotel lobbies! and restaurants! and clothing samesies! and da plane! da plane!

All the while, these two men Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles were doing that Jake and Austin thing.


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The beards are supposed to be enough. Add on the wedding bands and a couple of kids. Surely, that should be enough. 

So one has to ask (and it appears a few are, but maybe just don't want to see what is staring them in the face), why aren't these het badges enough?   Why all of the sideshows?  The "Lollie", the "OVA",  and the "Nanny"?  There's been enough PT Barnum going on in this fandom since last November to keep Orville Redenbacher popping in the microwave for the rest of 2017.  

And maybe that's the first big clue - this Big Mess has been going on since around November.  That would be when Mark Sheppard's Biggest, Seccondest Wedding of the Year took place and the time when Narnia sees the Ackles twins really having been born.   Ever since, Jared, Jensen and their beards have been participating in a vaudeville act worthy of an opening show for the Rockettes.  ;-)   

These two guys have six children under the age of 5:  Thomas is five, JJ is four, Shep is only three. Arrow and Zeppelin Ackles are under eight months.  And Odette is about four and a half months.  You've got three in diapers and on the bottle, with the twins getting close to being weaned off.  

No wonder Management plants are working overtime trying to sell the narrative that Jared and Jensen have an aversion to being near their children.  Hell, even the two men themselves tried to sell this act on a recent Convention stage.   Maybe it's the way they feel sometimes.  LOL!  
 
We saw you, Jared & Jensen & Co.  And we saw you Jake, Austin & the Noah's Ark.  It was another holiday, another round of photo shop, #ThatsAWrap spoonfeeding, back of the head camera shots, clip art.....

Next time, a program playlist could be something to consider, complete with intermission.  You know, for those first-time rodeo'ers, okay boys?

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