About a week ago, when the beard was seen frying up the bacon with her white pinafore and Heidi braids before a skip-to-my-Lou through the hills of Switzerland, I guess that should have been my big warning sign there was July 4 holiday nonsense up ahead.
[Before we move along, could Narnia just point out to Genevieve how Louis "Tommo" Tomlinson does it? Complete with a flame, grease and pajama pants? Show her how it's done, Louis!]
Now, before the last word of dread could be uttered in the "Gen Posts Pic of Her and Jared" 6/30 thread of Spn_Goss, answer blanks were being filled in by helpful anons:
2017-06-30 09:18pm
da
Maybe they're both in Seattle for some family event of hers again.
2017-06-30 09:42pm
Yeah, I think that's definitely a possibility. If so, I expect some pictures/sightings like there were in Florida.
These conclusions came about because Jared was wearing what now appears to be his "social event" uniform, the light grey
Boy, I don't know, I see a brick wall. [Are we sure that wasn't in New York City? Let's ask Tooth! lol.] Oh no, it looks like this picture is labeled as "The Hall at Fauntleroy". Tuck that information away.
And somewhere along the line, we get Insta Stories with "Great Grandma Cortese" and Odette. Oh, and btw, July 1 is "Grandma Cortese's" birthday and boy, that sure works out. Perhaps, "GC and GCC" can watch the children while the adults are at the wedding... Can you see the puzzle pieces being assembled already?
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Here's a tweet
Today has been so amazing! I just met Jared Padalecki from Supernatural!!!❤️ pic.twitter.com/YWeKAiGJqv— Hayley (@hayley_potato19) July 2, 2017
How lucky are we that just prior to this pic tweet, @hayley_potato19 felt compelled to tweet about her location:
— Hayley (@hayley_potato19) July 1, 2017
And here's an alleged sighting, complete with location ON. Are we living right, or are we living right? ;-)
@jarpad hi I just passed ya going up union and ya saw me stare at you and I just wanted to say hey, love you, glad you're out walkin around.— Mariel Ward ツ (@MKdoubleYEW) July 2, 2017
He was also "seen" at a hotel:
— 13_SPN (@SPN_300) July 1, 2017
— B (@BTwizzle1981) July 1, 2017
There's that Seattle hospitality again: "here in Seattle". So supposedly, Jared was in Seattle with the beard. By this time, we still didn't know what they were doing in Seattle, or did we? Oh wait!
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Jared in Seattle 7/01
(Anonymous)
2017-07-01
03:03 pm (local)
It's
the son of the stepfather of the beard that is getting married. it was
yesterday 30th
So that pic is old because it ain't today at that venue. It was YESTERDAY. She held it back for 1 day
So that pic is old because it ain't today at that venue. It was YESTERDAY. She held it back for 1 day
And then the gavel was lowered:
Re:
Jared in Seattle 6/30
(Anonymous)
2017-07-01 03:08 pm (local)
Thanks for clarifying with the right date.
It was good to know that he was indeed there.
Hopefully the new plane!anon will be able to post when the plane goes back to Austin.
Oh, well that's a relief. The date was wrong. I don't know whatever happened to the original "plane! anon", but apparently that insider has been replaced by the FAA crystal ball'er now cleverly called the "new plane! anon". LOL! Now, on to more pictures:
Oh, looks like we have an outdoor capture this time, a la reminiscent of the Maggie/Peter outdoor wedding reception in March 2009. Thank heavens for "The Hall at Fauntleroy" location label.
And then the indoor....
Jared sure has a knack for inspiring that "grainy" filter, doesn't he? Good for him!
Uh oh, are we out of pictures, Mack? What now?
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sighting 07/01
(Anonymous)
2017-07-02 01:44 pm (local)
Sim sala bim. The plane is on the
move again. surprise surprise LMAO
Can some other anon also confirm it?
Can some other anon also confirm it?
RE:
Re: sighting 07/01
(Anonymous)
2017-07-02 03:34 pm (local)
Da
En route to ATX??
En route to ATX??
RE:
Re: sighting 07/01
(Anonymous)
2017-07-02 03:38 pm (local)
Yes after a stop in Oakland
Re:
Re: sighting 07/01
(Anonymous)
2017-07-02 03:45 pm (local)
Seattle-Oakland-Austin
Re:
Re: sighting 07/01
(Anonymous)
2017-07-02 03:49 pm (local)
DA
Either picking up or dropping of the kids and/or Gen
Either picking up or dropping of the kids and/or Gen
Re:
Re: sighting 07/01
(Anonymous)
2017-07-02 03:51 pm (local)
Or dropping off some of Gen's family
members (like her mother etc.)
I don't know about you, but I'm sure relieved all the answers to any questions I may have had have been taken care of by social media, "ITK's®" and anon providers.
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*wink* Gotta have fun at the ol' ballpark sometimes, right? And so after all of the distracting sideshow, what happened?
A handful of harmless photos and GPS placements of Austin, TX, U.S.A. (we see you, Danneel, wearing that Austin GPS garlic necklace. Sorry, it doesn't protect you from Narnia Dispatches!) More bright and shiny, more hype, more look-over-here rabbit holes of hotel lobbies! and restaurants! and clothing samesies! and da plane! da plane!
All the while, these two men Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles were doing that Jake and Austin thing.
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The beards are supposed to be enough. Add on the wedding bands and a couple of kids. Surely, that should be enough.
So one has to ask (and it appears a few are, but maybe just don't want to see what is staring them in the face), why aren't these het badges enough? Why all of the sideshows? The "Lollie", the "OVA", and the "Nanny"? There's been enough PT Barnum going on in this fandom since last November to keep Orville Redenbacher popping in the microwave for the rest of 2017.
And maybe that's the first big clue - this Big Mess has been going on since around November. That would be when Mark Sheppard's Biggest, Seccondest Wedding of the Year took place and the time when Narnia sees the Ackles twins really having been born. Ever since, Jared, Jensen and their beards have been participating in a vaudeville act worthy of an opening show for the Rockettes. ;-)
These two guys have six children under the age of 5: Thomas is five, JJ is four, Shep is only three. Arrow and Zeppelin Ackles are under eight months. And Odette is about four and a half months. You've got three in diapers and on the bottle, with the twins getting close to being weaned off.
No wonder Management plants are working overtime trying to sell the narrative that Jared and Jensen have an aversion to being near their children. Hell, even the two men themselves tried to sell this act on a recent Convention stage. Maybe it's the way they feel sometimes. LOL!
We saw you, Jared & Jensen & Co. And we saw you Jake, Austin & the Noah's Ark. It was another holiday, another round of photo shop, #ThatsAWrap spoonfeeding, back of the head camera shots, clip art.....
Next time, a program playlist could be something to consider, complete with intermission. You know, for those first-time rodeo'ers, okay boys?
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our playlist: Falling for the First Time - Barenaked Ladies
Our Lips Are Sealed - The Go-Go's
Red Light - Linda Clifford
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Aaaaah, hear that? That's the sweet sound of nothing. That's the sweet sound of contracts breaking and summer hiatuses with a couple of Noah's Arks. And it's going to be the July sound of ol' PG, aka Lv2walk, aka goosestile, aka 1000 other aliases kicking back and maybe writing in her fanfic and just watching my Royals and staying in the AC!!
lol. This is suuuuh-weeeet.
Yesterday morning/afternoon was spent at some nurseries and trying to find some more flowers as the supply wanes and wither away. Trying to save a few and give them a few couple of months of life!!
Gonna try to get something up today, just a few thoughts. M&M and I are working on the next post that will not be to PR teams' liking. ;-D
I will tweet it out though to give a heads up, in case anyone's interested in this latest matter of business we've got. And I know that we have folks reading who are greatly interested in the Hollywood closet and it's just an observance of ours, but I know that it is definitely not going to endear me to a particular fandom, so there may be a mass exitus. But well, we have to do what we have to do sometimes. Our goal here at Narnia is to educate, not fluff pillows. ;-D
I'm going to be watching my little kitties all week starting today, so we'll see how time goes. Gonna be doing a lot more watering, LOL. Ugh, it's the bad thing about summer, you've got gardens and flowers that'll die without it. Dragging and unrolling hoses, rolling them back up....
LOVE the last song on the playlist, "Suddenly, Last Summer" by the Motels. Didn't really care for it when the thing was out years ago, but now I love it.
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