Monday, March 9, 2020

2020 Winter/Spring Musings - The 2019 Padalecki Pickle and Liam Payne Please, But Hold the Mayo Pt 2 of 5




Following the Austin, TX "arrest", when Jensen and Jared appeared at their next convention together which would be held in Jacksonville, FL on November 22-24, they also seemed prepared. 



https://aborddelimpala.tumblr.com/post/189454911043/classic-j2-at-spnjax-2019-video-kreespa-bonus
 
So, a humorous take on the whole arrest incident, having some laughs.  Some fans saw it as a "proactive" way to approach the whole unsavory "drunken, let's-get-ready-to-rumble" saloon arrest. These were just a few opinions expressed by anon fans.


"It's obviously a private matter and he needed to address the elephant in the room & lessen the tension and awkwardness for the fandom."

"I agree.  Well done, Jared.  He broke the tension and conveys that he's doing well-he's not a drunken, depressed mess.   He's dealing with the situation and wants to keep the con on a light note."

"Jared is good at bringing light and levity into situations and this is a good example." 


In a move not necessarily related, a big Instagram rant was posted by Cliffy, the handler, i.e. "bodyguard" on Dec. 2.  Get a load of this little tantrum, followed by finger shaking by both Jensen and his beard, Danneel Harris:


https://justjensenanddean.tumblr.com/post/189440287372/bodyguard13
 


Just one note about this mega-sized rant of Kosterman's.  The timing of it caught some fans by surprise, but it did not stop the speculation on whose knuckles this threesome were each smacking with the ruler.  Some fans pointed fingers at the believers, that their speculations on Spn Gossip about the Ackles' "new house" location caused the scolding.  Some fans pointed at a few social media accounts who frequently tagged the parties on twitter or were very angry towards the "wives" on tumblr.  It's really not clear though, is it?  Because of course, all three parties' comments were vague enough about who specifically they were talking to.  That would've been intentional, wouldn't it? So that more squabbling between fans can take place.  Would be interesting and not surprising if some of the "hateful" accounts had been purposely planted so that they would provide a viable cause for being an intended target of the rant.  (These anti-wives or anti-Jared/Jensen social media accounts have existed before and share a common, curious trait - they frequently tag the foursome: Jensen, his beard Danneel, Jared and his beard Genevieve. And tagging these four has been viewed as a real "no-no" in the fandom for as long as I have observed.)   Food for thought, the idea that they are planted online, on purpose.

The next update came with Jared's hearing which occurred on Friday, December 13.  




The 16:22 ASSESSMENT SEALED listed on 10/27/2019 in the State of Texas says that Mr. Padalecki and his legal representation deemed him as either having a mental illness or an intellectual disability.



Texas Code of Criminal Procedure Art. 16.22 Art. 16:22. Early identification of defendant suspected of having mental illness or intellectual disability


(a)(1) Not later than 12 hours after the sheriff or municipal jailer having custody of a defendant for an offense punishable as a Class B misdemeanor or any higher category of offense receives credible information that may establish reasonable cause to believe that the defendant has a mental illness or is a person with an intellectual disability, the sheriff or municipal jailer shall provide written or electronic notice to the magistrate.
 


Interesting twist of the truth, I mean events, isn't it?  "Not later than 12 hours".  Interesting; so his lawyer claimed either Jared had a mental illness or an intellectual disability.  Within 12 hours.  This would seem to be a pretty serious and sad claim. Of course, the groundwork would have already been laid for the "mental illness" claim in previous years, starting especially in 2015. But intellectual disability?  A National Forensics League debate champ?  Chess player?   Presidential Scholars Program candidate his senior year in high school?   He was going to be an engineering major at the University of Austin?  Please.  So the mental illness claim would seem to be it; which would be a sobering admission.   And yet, here were Jared and Jensen, a couple of weeks later after the "lapse of poor judgement", and long after the 12-hour requirement filing...



- joking around. Sort of like Jensen hot tubb'ing in Dubai after Jared had fled back to the States in 2015?  Like Jensen going out on a "date night" with Collins the meard, while Jared was supposed to be convalescing back at the hotel in 2014?  Joking around with a throwback mugshot T-shirt while "real" assault charges await on the books? Do you see the similarities there?  

Something allegedly serious has happened in all three instances, yet in each case, there is a laiz instead of details being privately limited, the injury/panic attack/bar brawl is highly documented via the media (People, TMZ), social media "fan witnesses", or co-star blog posts, i.e. Osric Chau.  In each instance, Jensen has been distanced/removed from Jared. And in each case, there is follow-up dramatic "bro-hugging".

And the way it stands now, Jared proceeded to move onward, seemingly recovered from the "drunken, combative" outburst and subsequent arrest.  Going to the Jacksonville con.  Filming.  Attending the Supernatural holiday party and singalong,



On Dec 14, he was allegedly attending another UFC event, perhaps to get some additional fighting tips.  ;-)   Here's Jared, tipped in, I mean supposedly in Nevada....



while Jensen was shown to be in Austin, TX at his certified at-the-ready alibi, Family Business Brewery.




and posting a "reminiscing" pic with the heavily-rewarded meard, Misha Collins, on the same date:



I think I hear Little River Band singing "Walking through the park and reminiscing" as I type.  Yes, we get it, fellas. Jared was far, far away in the state of Nevada.  Then, for New Year's, Wyoming and Montana.  

Beard Genevieve always with an excuse to explain an absence.  Pictures taken from behind.  Pictures where the kids can be easily tipped in.  Blurred backgrounds.  Blurred kids.  "Throwbacks".  "Bronchitis".  The backs of heads.

                                                    excuse #110,001


Even a visit to an old ghost town brings a plethora of wintry pictures.  Reminds me of that old Brady Bunch episode, minus the snow, of course.



 
Uh oh, perhaps a little too reminiscent and close to home, right, Jared?  *wink*




And meanwhile, Jensen was supposedly halfway across the U.S. at his family brewery and flipping sentimental scrapbook pages about the meard. And neither J was in Vancouver, B.C.  Or together in Los Angeles.  Or anywhere else with their kiddos, or so we were told via social media.

Funny thing, though.  Let's say Jared really was at that UFC event in Paradise, Nevada. Paradise is a suburb of Las Vegas.  And Las Vegas is a 4 hr drive from LA.  Or better yet (and more likely), only an hour's flight from L.A.  Or is the UFC event picture a fake and maybe it was really Jared, Jensen and the kids who were snow skiing in the Yellowstone park area and visiting the ghost town?  Before Jensen returned to LA to make an appearance at the Art of Elysium event on Saturday, Jan 4 with his beard in Los Angeles!  Great cover, Jensen.  *wink*  Oh, that wasn't all?  The Golden Globes, because of course - former Supernatural guest star and certified enabler Kathryn Newton has no hesitation to tweet this picture, which was supposedly taken at the awards:



An awful lot of west coast "traveling" with some Austin TX reminders intermingled,


Or let's bring friends like Supernatural Convention house-band Louden Swain to do a concert in Austin, so that Jensen and Jared can be placed there with HD photos like this one,




and this gem,




What do you mean, you want details like a clear view of their attire? We think you might be asking a bit too much of fans' cell phones.


















Exactly.....Or then, there's those uber private "meet and greets" and vague events.




You've seen them; the events with pics posted from accounts with infant-aged Twitter/Instagram birthdays, aka minimum history?  Gotta try and keep that ATX-is-home narrative fresh and active, after all, while.



Now, Narnia is not saying Jared/Jensen are never in ATX.  Just like it's silly to say that Jake is never in NYC.  But the "move" to NYC for Jake coincided with his switch to WME/IMG/Endeavor and the subsequent permanent disassociation from his real-life husband, Austin Nichols, who was given a beard based in Los Angeles (as was Chlo Bennet) and has been repeatedly GPS'd there or Austin, TX (his hometown).  

Is Austin, TX becoming the "Los Angeles" for Jared and Jensen?  Whereas  WME/Endeavor "moved" Jake to New York City in order to separate him from Austin, will Jensen be "moved" elsewhere as part of their campaign to tell believers that he and Jared are done-zo?  Well, let's just say that 2020 promises to be quite interesting with these two men, their brood, their cast of enabling thousands, plus assorted loose ends. 






•  And for any watchers of the television show, Survivor, you are probably aware of the whole Dan Spilo #MeToo drama.  Did you know who Dan Spilo is?  This tweeter had the same question:

And someone had Jared's name at the ready.


Interesting that a Hollywood talent manager would even be cast on Survivor, isn't it?  That he would go on to be accused of sexually harassing and causing another contestant to feel uncomfortable, and not only be voted off, but go on to be investigated, trend on Twitter and cause a huge viral "cancellation".   And he just happens to be Jared's manager and has been his manager for years.  Yes, Narnia is side eyeing this story and will watch if it has any effect on Spilo and Jared's plans for the CW reboot Walker, Texas Ranger, which both men are among the executive producers of and looks like the show is a 'go'. 

























Isn't that something about the griseled similarities?? This meme hit Twitter along with the trending and well, Spilo never had so much attention in his entire career.  This story will be one of those "file away" items.  Just tuck it away in the file drawer.  




• And now, we break for Lighthearted Fare.  Did you see Niall Horan recite 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' in a wonderful and hilarious round of different accents?  This was pure gold.







At this point, it's well past Christmas, but check this out - he's reading 'Twas the Night Before Christmas and it's still funny.  Wonder how he learned some of those accents so quickly?  That's a true talent!


• Meanwhile, the original TPTB who haven't quite lost their entire grasp on One Direction, showed that they definitely still have possession of Liam Payne.  Let's take a closer look at Payno in the fourth quarter of 2019:



Yep, that's Liam alright.  He was Cuisinart'ed.

And this very public pulverization is not to make light of how Liam had been treated for some time. Indeed, a very personal decimation process had BEEN going on for the past couple of months of 2019, with maybe the exception of the Christmas holidays.  Pretty telling, don't you think?  One example being Liam's initial Hugo Boss campaign launch, which no doubt was intentionally misleading with its promotion of the actual clothing line:



That is until the true colors of the "fashion" campaign came into focus and Liam's clothes virtually all came off. Time. After. Time. After. Time.  

Odd, isn't it?  For a celebrity campaign. Hugo Boss is known for its skin-baring males modeling briefs,

Alex Lundqvist, Josh Button, Andre Hamann, Tobias Sorensen.

And then there are the celebrity models:  Chris Hemsworth, Ryan Reynolds and Jamie Dornan.

But Hemsworth, Reynolds and Dornan's have been fragrance ad campaigns, so they weren't shedding clothing.

With Liam, everything started out fairly innocently enough; then all hell broke loose and he was in his birthday suit leaning against a doorway and in bed with model Stella Maxwell.

Some may not recognize the name Stella Maxwell, unless you're a regular reader of Just Jared where Stella was frequently seen as one of the actress, Kristen Stewart's 31 Flavors of the Month back in 2017.  






In 2015, the Victoria's Secret model had a brief fling with Miley Cyrus.





Miley's dating history includes:

- Tyler Posey (MacKenzie Rosman, who was supposed to have had rumors with Tyler Hoechlin and Danielle Campbell, noted beard for Louis Tomlinson), 
- Nick Jonas (Selena Gomez, Gigi Hadid, Kendall Jenner, Kate Hudson & Lily Collins, hang. it. up.), 
- Justin Bieber (Selena Gomez, Miranda Kerr, Rita Ora, Kendall Jenner, case closed), 
- Benji Madden (Sophie Monk who has Ryan Seacrest and Jason Statham in her 'history', Kim Kardashian, Dita Von Teese (who has Peter Sarsgaard in her history???) and Cameron Diaz, to whom he's been "secretly married" to for the past four years, followed by a secret baby, born after no one even knew Diaz was "pregnant". 
- Jared Leto (Angelina Jolie, Cameron Diaz, Britney Spears, Scarlet Johansson, Jessica Simpson, Isabel "Isabel who?" Lucas)
- Patrick Schwarzenegger - well, he tried to play "are they or aren't they?" with Tay Swift, which is intriguing.


But yet supposedly, Liam and Maxwell were spotted "cozying up" in Berlin in May of last year, according to that rag of titillating truth, The Sun.  The increasingly familiar fuzzy, "best seat in the house" which happens to be by-the-window restaurant pic:



The speculative article is accented with narrative reminders, dating histories, and a jab at Liam, quoting Naomi Campbell "pals" that the model had grown "bored" with him and moved on. 

It seemed that any positive Liam move was met with, or outweighed by, a negative.  The 4th quarter for Liam began as a fall campfire, but all too quickly grew into a colonial kettle-sized grease fire.



-  June 4  Liam was featured on the cover of Men's Health  
               but the interview was riddled with basic timeline errors

               and more alleged quotes from him regarding 1D               

               being "toxic" to his well-being.

                
               
- July 4   Liam launched his Hugo Boss campaign, an exciting time 
               for him with his own clothing line during Berlin Fashion
               Week.

- July 10  Quickly followed by the release of a photo of Liam
                trending on Twitter, sitting nude in a director's chair,
                which quickly steered attention away from his  
                        personal achievement
               



         




- Sep 3,  Liam defends Justin Bieber on social media after he
              admitted to heavy drug use in a much talked-about 
              Instagram post.  

 
Of course, normally this would seem kind of noble of Liam, similar to his social media defense of the females he is frequently papped with and how well it was received by fans.  But what made this "defense" of the Biebs rather eyebrow-raising was because One Direction had a history with the pop singer, dating back to the time in 2015 when both parties had album releases on the same day. Back then Liam did some clapping back of his own, lol.



Yet, Liam was now suddenly quite vocal in his defense of Bieber's "character".  Or perhaps not so surprising when one finds out that both Liam and Biebs are signed with Universal Music Group: the latter with Def Jam Records and Liam with Republic Records in N. America and Capitol UK in the United Kingdom. All three record companies are under the umbrella of UMG.  Niall Horan is also with Capitol, so he too, is under Universal Music Group.  In fact, back in 2015, there was also another Biebs-related controversy because Niall was supposed to have "dated" Selena Gomez, thus also a "jab" at JB, who was also publicized to have "dated" her first.  Well, let's take a look at Selena's 'dating' history:

• Nick Jonas
• Taylor Lautner
• a producer named Zedd (Zedd has someone named Olivia Culpo in his brief history. And Culpo has Ryan Lochte, Nick Jonas, and Tim Tebow in her history. She's now dating another NFL player Carolina Panthers' running back Christian McCaffrey)





















• aaaaand.... The Weeknd.












 



Also in September, TPTB re-introduced Maya "Mayo" Henry into the fandom, this time as Liam's beard, just in time for leading promo to his album. Attached to his hip, she was there to be seen and try to make a name for herself.  Supposedly, their "relationship" had been kept under wraps for months, out of respect for previous cougar beard, "Cheryl" Cole.  *arches eyebrow*

Subsequently, a relentless onslaught of hatchet-whacking upon Liam's character ensued. 


















And the young man who just a couple of years ago said that One Direction was who they were and always would be?
 



- In October, Liam's album was announced to drop on December 6, despite his saying earlier than it wouldn't be released until 2020.  *raises eyebrow*  True, you had to look under rocks to find this announcement, but if you looked hard enough...



Luckily the 1D fandom is extraordinary at finding information.

-  Never mind that Liam was not going to tour his new album.  

- When Tumblr's Sexatoxbridge posted an outstanding write-up about TPTB's dinkering around with Mayo's age, 



Liam Payne's New Girlfriend

Liam's twitter account posted this reply:



Obviously, someone wasn't pleased, but Narnia doubts this person was Liam.  LOL!

- And nothing promotes Liam and a clothing line, like barely showing the said clothing again.  The picture below is edited; there have been plenty of these all over the internet, Narnia doesn't need to add to the CVS receipt.





Oh, let's also use TMZ to report on a farce of a "face-off" between Liam and some bar bouncers while out with the beard.  This was on November 11, leading up to the release of his album, LP1.  The story centered around Mayo's age and being stopped from entering the bar, a huge clue (along with TMZ's involvement) that it was a stunt to tarnish Liam prior to his album's debut.  Gotta love the bold red arrow and "PAYNE" by TMZ in their post, as though we're all Mr. Magoo's and can't see him right in front of our eyes.



On Dec. 6, Liam's album was released and Sony/Syco reached an all-time character low by setting up his album for controversy by having twitter accounts and stories primed at the starting-block ready with negative publicity about the lyrics to Both Ways.


















 


There's no better way to identify a stunt of sabotage proportions when there are tweets and stories trending with the rising of the sun, just as a first-time LP releases.  

For any of us who have followed Liam and know that leopards don't just drop their spots in mid-run, we recall the many moments where all of the above controversies directly clash with what we've seen and know about the real Liam Payne.  






























Liam Payne answers quick-fire questions at the British Vogue and Cartier Dinner | 5 June 2019

















liampayne: I don’t usually comment on politics but this one got me and is so important. This whole abortion law thing in America is a mess I mean your completely taking away the rights of women and the ownership of the bodies that belong to them. I have so much respect for women Watching someone go through pregnancy and how tough it can be at times and us as men never have to go through that so how can we even comment or decide what women should or shouldn’t go through, it is total BS that anyone is even given that power.

It’s bad enough that women have to go through cycles of periods that can be painful without making some of them have to go through with unwanted pregnancies that will literally change the course of the lives they lead at all ages. Here was me thinking it was supposed to be the land of the free it all looks very tied up from where I’m standing. Abortion up to a certain point should always be legal it’s only right that woman are given that choice to make for themselves
.
May 16, 2019



Then we have a defiant Liam going against the toxic storyline about his days in the band, by very explicitly congratulating the members of One Direction. Doesn't seem like he's in bad sorts with the guys, does it?

KISSFM Haunted House Party - 10/25/19








We also know about certain tattoos and when he got them. For instance, Liam got his “We are the quiet ones” statement in NYC during August 2015 before going to London for a charity event on August 10th.  Interestingly enough, Louis was made to confirm that he was going to be a “dad” on Good Morning America in NYC on August 4, 2015 with all of 1D obviously uncomfortable with the situation, but unable to say a word. In GQ, Liam later indicated that he got that particular tattoo because he was "pissed" that he was never allowed to say anything and that it was one of his more angsty tattoos.


Knowing how loyal and courageous he is, we have no doubt that he wanted to grab that microphone from Michael Strahan and shove it down his throat.






Then we have the very clever "Super Straight" messaging on the pinball machine in Liam's "Stack It Up" music video.




 Attaboy, Liam.



A fan trying to figure out what's going on being that narratives are not quite fitting the established toxic theme. What did you just say, Liam? 







 

Liam posing for French gay magazine, Tetu:


 

Therefore, given the false news written in the media concerning how he is supposed to feel and think do we listen to what he's saying (scripted) or what he's not allowed to say?


 

And those are just a few moments that have been visible online. Liam Payne is an extraordinary man who loves One Direction and loves the individual members of the band. Whatever is heard or seen take it with a grain of salt because like Louis who has a similar manipulated public image, with narratives being forced upon him, Liam is also still being held captive by Sony/Syco. On the surface we are being told that he has no relationship with Simon Cowell (Remember all those stories from 2016, placing the blame on Liam for not signing with Cowell?) Let's just say, those stories fit perfectly with all the other stunts Louis, Harry, and Niall to a lesser degree, have been selling since the hiatus began. The lies becoming so outrageous that Louis has now been recently made to say that Eleanor was his childhood sweetheart (LOL!) and that he's known her since he was 18. LOLLLLLLLLLLLL!  Sorry Sony/Syco everyone knows who Louis' sweetheart has been since 2010 and he has curly dark hair and dimples that would melt the hardest heart.






Stay tuned tomorrow for Pt 3 of 5!


collaboration:  Prairie Girl and Methodical Muser
pic sources:  giphy, Cuisine d'Aubery, tenor, healthline, IMdB,
                    wordpress, e news, gofugyourself
our playlist:  You're So Strong - Mental as Anything
                     Shining Light - Annie Lennox
                     Just Hold On - Steve Aoki and Louis Tomlinson


1 comment:

prairiegirl said...

Sorry about some of the spacing gaps. Blogger is not always too forgiving when it comes to editing (ie adding a picture or additing text). And it doesn't always let corrections take place.

But that's okay, never professed to be a professional at this! lol