Tuesday, March 24, 2020

Tom Holland, You Missed a Few Words To Your Love, Jakey G



Ohhhh, missed a spot!!

lol.  Look at that guy popping up just long enough to point out a miss.

Kind of like this big ol' whiff of Tom Holland's in what's supposed to be a shoutout to his "hubs" Jakers.  And once again, he swings,


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and he misses.


 

Well, we see the words "my love Jake Gyllenhaal" ....

but not quite hearing them, Master Holland. 

Kind of like when both he and Jake couldn't pull off their romance together for the camera on the carpet at the premiere of Far From Home.  Remember that one?  Jake recited his lines first without any sign of Thomas.  And then Holland recited his lines and called for the hubs, but Jake was nowhere to be found.  We have the same interviewer, but....both men fell a few New York City bricks short of a brownstone chimney when it came to performing their act together for the interviewer.



Narnia is pretty sure Team Mara, er - the fellas will be seen working to improve on this, but we wanted to go ahead and ask for a clarification.

In the meantime, perhaps there was a trade off from which other fans can benefit *wink* :





aaaaand some of us can look forward to seeing Jake put together his push-up response while trying to keep his and Austin's kiddos out of the video.  Just don't be this dad, Jake! 



  


















LOL!!  Just think, at some point, if they haven't already, this has been or will be Jake and/or Austin.  At some point.

And that's pure gold just to think about.  😁




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5 comments:

prairiegirl said...

I think the teleprompter was actually doing the heavy lifting on that post of Holland's, what do you think?

;-)

Isn't this the way our OTP's people disguise their mearding and bearding? They take a tragic/catastrophic event and come up with ways they can shoehorn their narratives into them.

smh. But that's okay. It was too much fun to create this post on a whim and then envision Jake or Austin embarrassing their kids. I would give anything to hear a "Oh, Dad...." "Oh, Papa."

LOL!!!

Would be hilarious to see.


And nice to see Harrison get to be in a picture frame with Holland.

prairiegirl said...

Had to make a quick stop by the grocery store today and was thankful they weren't too busy. But it's ridiculous - there was one box of tissues left. And it was the Puffs with Lotion, which I didn't want. That was it! One lousy box of Kleenex.

They were wiped out of so many items. I wish people would chill out with buying everything out on the shelves.

prairiegirl said...

One nice thing, though! I was out taking a walk and I saw two men sitting in their lawn chairs in the driveway, visiting. They were properly social distancing and it was nice to see. I don't think you see this as much anymore. At least a lot of folks will be sitting or standing on their decks, maybe. Just don't see the lawn chairs out on the driveway move, lol. Hopefully there can be some kind of continued benefits to this terrible situation we're in.

Methodical Muser said...


Holland only likes to dip his toe in the water and then run screaming away from the shore. What a tool. Put up or shut up Tommy Boy. Or better yet just come out. Talk about queerbaiting.

prairiegirl said...

Put up or shut up Tommy Boy.

Pretty much. Meanwhile, he wouldn’t be seen with his likely real life bf, Harrison Osterfield for the longest time, but will do it now if it’s on The Brothers Trust Instagram.