Narnia Dispatches: Harry Styles: Los Angeles Lockdown

Friday, April 3, 2020

Harry Styles: Los Angeles Lockdown - Day 17

Hey Harry! Hope you see this message since we've been ~~hit over the head~~ informed here at Narnia Dispatches that you've been self-isolating these days. That is except for those times when your callous and clueless team isn't unhelpfully pushing you out there for pap photos three times in a row in the middle of a pandemic. And, if you're not in Los Angeles and Sony/Syco is just using smoke and mirrors to place you there, one message: Stop it! By the way, we know that the Columbia Records sweatshirt is on pre-order to give the impression that this is recent footage of an "organic" activity.

And for the record, it's common knowledge that photo manipulation can place clothing on anyone. We're also familiar with the trick of wearing a hat to hide the length and coloring of your hair to disguise the time frame in which that pic/video was taken. With the side benefit of having a client become a walking advertisement for someone's merchandise.

https://narniadispatches.blogspot.com/2020/03/pandemic-posturing-we-interrupt-this.html

Just a thought. Instead of chattering about wearing pajamas all day, writing, recording a bit, reading, exercising, going for a walk, FaceTiming with your mum and sister every morning, and eating bread (especially the crusts of baguettes) because you are kind of "stuck" in Los Angeles in your self-isolation pod since March 18 with "friends", why don't you try Googling Los Angeles (LAX) to Heathrow (LHR) flights. Honestly, it's amazing what you might find on the Internet these days! Oh, and there's some really good deals out there right now since that upcoming UK and European tour had to be rescheduled for next year, and you might be strapped for cash.

*Heavy Sigh* Geesh! One would think with all the vast global resources available to Sony/Syco that they might have told Harry about these newfangled machines called airplanes, or private jets. Or, maybe Harry could have chatted with his "good LA friend", James Corden and discovered some tips about how Niall Horan was able to seamlessly leave Los Angeles in mid-March, and return to London without a hitch.

Btw: No need to thank us, Louis. That is if you aren't one of those "friends" Harry's hunkered down with in LA right now. And, if you are, well forget we even mentioned it.