This year's Summer of Jake Tour 2020 is a bit different from the infamous "Summer of Jake and His BFF Austin Nichols" of 2018. In 2018, both men were being "seen", Jake across the pond with the cover of filming Spiderman: Far From Home. Austin was placed in Texas, Hawaii and L.A. with Chumley.
In 2020? Well, after a few appearances in the spring with his sourdough bread starter and solo bag of groceries at Erewhon Market, Jake has....well, he's disappeared.
*wink* And so possibly over a dinner table discussion amid the racket from their school bus load of kids, Jake's order to Austin was that his summer job apparently was going to be to simply "be seen". And "seen" Austin's been, with his alleged dog, heeler "Otis". "Otis" is supposed to be beard Chumley's dog, even though Chumley (aka Hassie Harrison) appears to be taking a break from Austin and is not along on the trip. LOL! This past week has been a mini mother load of Austin pictures, so good for us.
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This is a lovely video of Austin diving, take a look under the link:
August 15, (in a rare moment, "Otis's" eyes appearing to be open)
And another splendid video, we have Austin entering and exiting the water, with "Otis" looking on.
We love seeing Austin enjoying his natural habitat - the water!! He's a natural, isn't he? Providing some scenery and that dive was a dandy. Austin and water are like Salt and Pepper; they go together very well. Props to the Austin content!!
And meanwhile, on the pandering front, we have Tom "Home Wrecker II" Holland letting his social media account be used to...well, to pander.
First, there was this lame post using an old Ace convention 2019 pic:
And then, we're assuming because there is no water in the well of current pictorial "content" to draw from, Mara's social media team uses this same photo to pander again today from Jake's account:
This is supposed to be from Jake's phone and he's supposed to have Holland as "T. Bae" in his contacts.
At least there was a bit of legit humor with this one. LOL!
And so, the pandering provides fodder for the Holland stans and the plethora of contrived "Gyllenholland" twitter accounts to retweet the phony "contact print screen".
What about this type of coincidence? That this account below just happens to be a Destiel fan?
So while the real-life hubs is out-in-the-wild distracting all of us with his fine water talents and the meard is...well, playing the meard, where is the one for whom these two are covering for?
Indeed. In this case, it's who you don't see. He's off the clock. Way to take one for the team, Austin! 😉
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And just a quick, special note that tomorrow at 8 pm British Summer Time, online tickets will go on sale for Liam Payne's second LP Show, ACT 2! His first show was a splendid performance, so be sure not to miss this great opportunity to see him perform live. AND it will take place on his birthday, August 29.
Isn't that a beautiful promo presentation? I know I will be trying to get ahold of a ticket; will be at work, so it'll be tricky. I think 8 pm BST translates to 3pm Central time in the U.S., so wish me luck!
Cannot wait to see this one!
pic sources: tenor
our playlist: I Don't Care - Judy Garland
Leave Me Alone (Ruby Red Dress) - Helen Reddy
You've Got to Hide Your Love Away - Joe Cocker
2 comments:
Love getting the opportunity to see Austin, anyway. He looks fantastic, doesn't he?
Not giving the guys too hard of a time though. They're trying to enjoy the last days of summer before the school year starts and this is all a publicist's doing with the ludicrous "phone contact" nonsense.
I'm trying to figure out how I'm going to get online to buy Liam's tickets. 3 o'clock is getting close to my "bank teller window" going down for the day and it's always kind of hectic. But I guess I can just stay a little late and still do it online before I go. I'll see.
Everyone have a great week! Just having a bit of fun here. Judy Garland and her "I Don't Care" song was perfect. LOL!!
Great tongue-in-cheek coverage of Austin's "summering" with his canine companion in tow. Since Leo has disappeared, along with Jakers, Endeavor probably thought it was time to introduce another pooch into the mix. I mean Austin needs someone to do his stunting with for his Proof of Life Instagram travelogue. One point of advice though. If Austin wants to be able to use his new co-worker for future stunts, and considering a temperature of 101 to 102.5 degrees is a normal dog temperature, it's probably not a good idea to take Otis out in 106 degree weather. Heat stroke comes to mind. And then Endeavor will have to fork over more money for a Heeler doppelganger. The utter idiocy of this sideshow is truly comical.
Good for Liam. I love the way he always tries to get the fans engaged by asking them for their input on what to sing, etc. He loves what he does and it really shows.
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