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| Jake Gyllenhaal's Team to his fans |
Well, it looks like our next stop on the Jake Gyllenhaal Road to Fatherhood has pulled up at this stop (via CNN Entertainment):
CNN Entertainment = should be credible. "is ready" - we're now in the present and this is an active state of being. Jake is ready now!
So, this is moving along after the media stop in March, when Jake was telling us, "it's getting to be time":
Things are moving along and Jake's team has us by the hand and is not only leading us across the finish line. They've taken the wheel of a Little Tyke car and offering to give us a ride! Forget the walking.
So Mara Buxbaum and her team had Jake making a stop at The Howard Stern Show where he professed his love for beard, I mean girlfriend Jeanne Cadieu:
And now after this interview with Stern, we can envision Jake being ready to ring shop and thinking about purchasing that five-bedroom house.
Narnia does have to chuckle a bit because Mara and Jake seem to have merely dusted off the press release PDF from 2017 which sent this headline to media outlets:
They simply dusted off that PDF and made a few cut/paste adjustments to names and dates. Of course, Narnia had blown holes in, I mean taken a look at that whole Calvin Klein ad nonsense in our post from October 7, 2017, entitled "Going Down the Rabbit Hole (Once Again) with Jake Gyllenhaal" and we find this stuck-in-time scenario rather interesting, down to the exact same day - not only the exact same day of the month, but also same time period of the year, of what? A week and a half before Baby Tile Number One Son's birthday, October 17. I know, you're shocked like we are!
An entire post could be written on all the "ready to be a father" campaigns and interview fodder from Jake and Mara's Team over the decades; we'll save that for a day in perhaps April, which is National Humor Month. 😂
The best thing about a lot of Buxbaum's "Cruella de Vil" publicity antics is when Jake's real life husband quietly posts one of his passive aggressive Pssst's. Like he did yesterday, October 5, the day of The Howard Stern Show quote rapid-fire:
A direct shout-out (who cares if he and the doggo were manip'd in?) to Jake, who was just recently seen in a widely publicized Prada campaign. This "Prada Marfa" that Austin used is a permanent sculptural art installation located about 26 miles from Marfa, TX, a favorite city of Austin's (as well as one of the stops for that infamous train tour of Mumford and Sons that Jake rode along on in 2011).
And who could ever forget Austin's classic finger poke at the chest of Tom Holland after all of the "ma husband" theatrics during Spidey promo? Let's re-visit that one because it was absolutely awesome. Although someone took it down from Austin's account and had an intern "re-write" it, Narnia proudly re-posts the original:
CLASSIC moment in Jaustin history. So, at times when pushed far enough, Austin has picked up Liam and Louis' baton and taken a lap with it.
Not that things will change because the road looks to be on a stern path. But we have to acknowledge and cheer on these rare moments when it comes to Jake and Austin.
• And another publicity team might also be re-visiting a tired, old narrative. This one is for Jared Padalecki and his manufactured "mentally fragile" public image. Just in the past couple of days, we see these tweets from Jared:
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| in reply to Netflix, who had tweeted about Gilmore Girls anniversary |
and more apologetic, sorrowful tweeting:
And as if that wasn't enough, his publicist and her team had to take it to Just Jared, Jr. (the kids' table, mind you, not the grown-up's table even though original watchers of Gilmore Girls are now adults much like Jared!).
"Jared Padalecki Says Sorry" - those lead-in words right there tell you the purpose of the story release. Jared's sorry. Jared feels bad. Poor Jared.
If Spn Gossip were still around today, no doubt "Made From Texas" would be wringing her hands, along with many others, worrying if Jared was about to have another "break-down" moment and fretting about how unfortunate it is that Jensen is far, far away from Jared and unable to offer chicken soup for his soul. In Spn Gossip's now torpedo'd absence, the interns on twitter can do the fretting for Team Spn Goss.
And like has happened many times before, fans will fret and days later, Jared and Jensen will soon be known to be golfing together at a course near you. LOL!
It's a bizarre strategy, to be sure. Perhaps Jared wouldn't need to worry so much about his forehead if he had a stylist who might be able to come up with a different haircut adjustment? Isn't that what stylists are for? Narnia thinks he looks pretty flat-out fantastic here:
And that twit pic is likely from this year of 2021. So stop fretting, Jared.
Too much fretting going on around here! I think we need Mr. Liam Payne to pull on his cape like he always does and offer some positive, vibrant vibes like he has that very special touch to do.
Aw, just having some fun with that one. 😉
Until the next post, Narnia bids you good evening!
pic sources: pinterest, Just Jared, CNN Entertainment, Entertainment Tonight
our playlist: Superman - R.E.M.
Supernova - Ray La Montagne
Sorry - Buckcherry
1 comment:
Haha I used Superman music, but Liam has on a Batman cape in that photo because he's such a huge fan of Batman. I don't know if that photo is a manip or real? I only found that one copy and it was from pinterest.
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