Wednesday, July 5, 2017

The Reports of This Break Up May Not Be So Exxagerated - Is Austin Nichols a Free Man?



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Well, well, well, well.   This time, the "break up" lightning bolt JUST may be for real.  




In quite the choreographed mini timeline of planned events, we the "clueless" public have been made aware that the beard recently traveled to Hawaii for the 4th of July.  Included in the vacationing party was her new merkin, I mean her co-star from a movie she just completed filming (Valley Girl), and a goonhead, I mean a young man by the name of Logan Paul.  Who could not see this coming?

While Austin strutted and enjoyed his wardrobe from The Iron Orchard (a film he had somewhat recently completed), his beard was carrying out the grand break-up master plan.  The pinnacle point came yesterday with this "leak".

This account @justamajorfan buzzed around to various gossip accounts, trying to "coax" a formal announcement from one of them:


 


Oops!!!  Aw, now who took that picture and was promptly hacked?

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Looks like the cat is out of the bag now, Chlo!  

So, looks like @justamajorfan's prompting and prodding produced the needed results and today, came the "official" word from Just Jared.  And if that didn't do it, then these uncomfortable pictures should show that this Nichols/Bennet  mutually benefit'ing contract is likely a pile of ashes in the Gyllenichols hearth.  We're not giving this "individual" any further space, but it is revealing how awkward these pictures are.   

On to the Next Contract for Chlo Bennet

Meanwhile, while Narnia is not sure how long both Austin and Jake will float out at sea without a life raft, we can probably be assured it won't be for long.  But for this day, let there be dancing in the streets.  Austin, do you have any words for this new chapter in your life as you see the end as a dog prop? 

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Ah yes, I can understand, of course.  And how about the hubs?  Jakester, what are your feelings on no longer finding French bulldog hairs in yours & Austin's lovenest?

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Uh huh.....I get ya, I get ya.  

And uh......let's give the beard one last moment at the podium.  Ms. Bennet, have ye any parting words?





Oh!  LOLLL !!!   And what are Narnia's thoughts?  Well, we prefer to focus on these two men; after all, they ARE and will forever be the main reason why Narnia has come here.   



































Our boys.

Hang in there, you little fighter Austin!!!   ;-)



pic sources:  Twitter, IHJ, Just Jared, Giphy, You Tube
our playlist:  It's Raining Again - SuperTramp
                     High Hopes - Frank Sinatra
                     Goodbye to You - Scandal
                     Celebration - Kool & the Gang
                     Dancing on the Ceiling - Lionel Ritchie
                     It's a Miracle - Barry Manilow

3 comments:

prairiegirl said...

DING DONG THE YOU KNOW WHAT IS YOU KNOW WHAT!!!!

I've been waiting all day to post that.

*Kevin McCallister dance*

prairiegirl said...

You know, I just look at all those photos of Jake and Austin which cover a pretty wide range of time, including SXSW March 2016, and I'm thinking how can any Jake fan ignore this? Supposedly, Jake has ALL these big fan accounts on Twitter, yet you know one big thing? They never, and I mean never, ever tweet a picture of Jake with Austin.

Never. Did I mention never? Jake has visibly proven (that means factually) that Austin has been in his life since 2002 clear up to near present (because of course, we don't have any pictures since SXSW 2016 although we do have that whole Michigan connection via Twitter. LOL!). They were co stars in a movie. They have proven that they still "keep in touch".

But do all of these fan accounts and/or blog sites ever acknowledge it? Ever mention it? Did any of them ever mention that was Austin at SXSW with Jake at the SUV?

Just please.

prairiegirl said...

Who?

lol. Meanwhile, I'm laughing at the majority of the comments on this E!online thread who don't know who Chlo or "Logan" are. Too funny. And then there's this thread on DataLounge which has some pretty interesting pictures of Mr. Paul.

Looks like Logan Paul needs a beard if he wants to make it in the movies

Very well could be another mutually benefiting contract for Chlo. I am wondering if the stylist is her gf? She's along for the trip so Chlo doesn't have to do the bearding thing all holiday weekend. Trade-off.