Couldn't you just hear it on Sunday after seeing this tweet from the following profusely visible beard?
— Genevieve Padalecki (@realGpad) July 23, 2017
I know I could hear it - the coordinating question to our Jeopardy players' post title:
Me - "Alex, I'll take Pump It Up for 300."
Alex Trebek - "Alright, here we go. These nursing apparatuses are used as protective shields by desperate parties in order to intimately associate said-party directly with the involved female mamma OR in "verbal proximity" of a female playing the role of wife and mother."
Me - "What are breast pumps for the Hollywood closeted male, Alex."
LOL!!!
And the Padalecki's would not be the first faux couple or closeted celebrity male to try Pump It Up for 300. Oh, no.
.@SundayBroadway's Jake Gyllenhaal gave Annaleigh Ashford breast pump funnels because that's what good co-stars do: https://t.co/Cra6zrNQPK pic.twitter.com/3dTy1jxxE3— broadway.com (@broadwaycom) February 15, 2017
"What’s the best part about starring opposite Jake Gyllenhaal in Sunday in the Park With George on Broadway? Sharing a bathroom with Jake Gyllenhaal. OK, fine, that may not be the best part, but for Annaleigh Ashford, it sure is a perk. The Tony winner stopped by Late Night to chat with Seth Meyers about her dressing room situation with her leading man, the ever-so-thoughtful gift of breast pump funnels he got her [edit]" - Broadway.com
via GIPHY
I think the Jeopardy board question pretty much covers the motive behind the "breast pump" sell.
Oh! Unless....
Unless it might also have a little something to do with the need or attempt to reinforce that rather important matter of biological parentage in an age of concealed surrogacy....right, Genevieve??
pic sources: twitter, broadway.com, jeopardylabs
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6 comments:
And I have to say as I look at that picture of Jared, how much he and that whole tweet remind me of Austin Nichols and all of the foolish, foolish pictures he posed in with and "for" his beard, Chlo Bennet. Exact same kind of Gumby and Pokey positioning.
These PR teams and the beards make utter fools of these guys sometimes. Embarrass them and all in the name of protecting that image they need to keep up.
I will never understand.
The week of SDCC proved to be very interesting, full of in-your-face beard(ing), the unwelcome return of the annoying Collins and a LOT of great pictures and moments from the Main Couple themselves, Jared and Jensen.
Someone on Spn Goss made a comment about well, but there weren't that many pictures of the beard with Jared. Even one was too many. What in the hell was the "wife" doing at the workplace in the first place? And no, a "panel" is not a valid reason. The "panel" was just an excuse to have her there.
It was plenty in your face. And I'm watching this sideshow with the beard and how it relates (or will relate) to Jensen. Now watching it more closely. I don't trust Mgmnt for a minute. There's too much nonsense going on in the social media front for this whole "Jared and Jensen have broken up" to be just some mild trolling.
But wow, what great pics by the guys from this last con. Really, really nice stuff.
Awwwwwww, there is just nothing better than a Whit Merrifield smile. He's my new avatar!! Love the east coast games because we're done early tonight. :-)
I forgot to mention this; this is hilarious.
Jake's business partner Mr. Gary Michael Walters has blocked my twitter, @goosestile.
LOLLLLLL!!!! Gee, I wonder what I could have done to have offended him so??? I wear it as a badge of honor. ;D
I love it! The Breast Pump has become the new PR prop to "prove" that these beards are really mothers. Strollers and baby carriers, fake pregnancy bumps, maybe a toy or two are no longer enough. The new "accessory" for the on the go celebrity mom is the breast bump!!! And, what’s even funnier is we get the closeted dad indirectly associated with said breast bump to provide indirect paternity. Ever hear of portable breast pumps, Jared? Oh that’s right. The bigger the better because we want EVERYONE to notice.
Jake Gyllenhaal is always a trend setter though. That ridiculous Annaleigh Ashford story where he gave her breast pump funnels is true genius. I can just see his PR team sitting around a table late at night musing over how to pull off another indirect association of Jake with a female without him having to touch her.
Someone blurts out "breast pump!" Another voice adds, "Annaleigh does have a five-month old son! We could associate Jake with her my having him give Annaleigh a breast funnel!"
"But, why would Jake do that? He wouldn't even know the right size to get?" "Who cares? No one is going to pay attention to pesky details. It's just a way to associate Jake with a woman and a baby!" See people. Jake is just a normal heterosexual male who knows how to treat a woman right. A true "leading man" with the added benefit of the unspoken insinuation that something intimate is going on between those two in that dressing room. Who care's if she's married.
Brilliant!!!!
This just could be an interesting filming season for the J's. It's already off to a second glance start and I've got my spiral notebook open and pen handy. That's all I'm sayin', lol.
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