There is an old Chinese proverb that warns those going to buy, to make sure to hide their silver first. Sage advice, indeed. Particularly, given the upcoming holiday season. But, if the
massive amounts of recent photos that have appeared lately are any indication, Jake Gyllenhaal seems to have missed that message along the way. For those who haven't noticed yet, practically everywhere Jake goes whether overseas, or in Los Angeles or New York, he has been making a recognizable effort to be seen, at scheduled public
appearances, and even at deliberately accessorized formal photoshoots, wearing a certain silver bracelet on his
left wrist.
Last weekend in fact, he was even photographed in New York, making what suspiciously
looked like a certain heart shaped gesture with his hands. You know the one. Right?
Could be leading to
something. Could be nothing. After all, Jake's been seen wearing this same piece of
jewelry earlier in the year as well.
March 2017
But,
when the PR-run Toothy account suddenly decides to post a magnified photograph
of the item in question, replete with the up close four square framing of multiple images of said item on their “blog,” [see above] and the
other more mainstream Jake Gyllenhaal “fan” account never mentions the bracelet at all, no matter
how many times Jake is photographed with the prop prominently displayed bling,
there could be something in the works. Telltale
signs from the never ending antics of Jake's team. First plant the seed
then harvest the bounty it yields somewhere in the future, when the
conditions are right or the circumstances require it.
But, let's all keep this to ourselves. It's a secret, you know.
Maybe we'll get a speculative article soon, or an “intrusive”
interview question sprung upon the unsuspecting mega-private actor. Either way, it should be fun to see where
all this goes because Jake is always entertaining when he attempts to sell a scripted
narrative. He is the “best actor of his generation” after all. Then again,
maybe management will pull the plug on the stunt now that the light of day has spotlighted the shining accessory? Either way, all indications are there that something
was or is being set up. And, like always, we love to watch the drama.
pic sources: giphy, I Heart Jake Media, PEOPLE, Patrick Tehan, the Mercury News
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1 comment:
There's a reason for that big four-square, quadruple shot. I've been seeing that bling on Jake's wrist but I wasn't saying a darn thing about it.
And now that months & months have passed with narry a word about it from anyone in his fandom, it looks like Mgmnt feels they need to instigate things and throw a brick at people's heads. "HEY LOOK AT THIS, YOU NUMBSKULLS!"
Well, they can robot or meme it on his twitter search and I'll wait for the big "revelation" there. Maybe we'll find out which one of his bf co-stars/directors/any male he's been seen talking to, may be planted to be behind the gift. Perhaps Denis? Michael "Mike" Pena? Huge Jackman? Oh, how about Paul Dano? Tom "Follicle-Obsessed" Ford? Maybe creepy Ed Zwick? Or the latest, Jeff Bauman or James Franco? Or I suppose Mgmnt could even say Maggie might be behind it, nothing would surprise me.
;-)
Sorry, sorry, couldn't help it. lol. "Follicle-obsessed".
I think I better go to bed, getting a little loose with the tongue.
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