Showing posts with label People mag. Show all posts
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Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Jake Gyllenhaal Bling: A Cloud or a "Silver" Lining?




There is an old Chinese proverb that warns those going to buy, to make sure to hide their silver first. Sage advice, indeed. Particularly, given the upcoming holiday season. But, if the massive amounts of recent photos that have appeared lately are any indication, Jake Gyllenhaal seems to have missed that message along the way. For those who haven't noticed yet, practically everywhere Jake goes whether overseas, or in Los Angeles or New York, he has been making a recognizable effort to be seen, at scheduled public appearances, and even at deliberately accessorized formal photoshoots, wearing a certain silver bracelet on his left wrist. 





Last weekend in fact, he was even photographed in New York, making what suspiciously looked like a certain heart shaped gesture with his hands. You know the one. Right?








Could be leading to something. Could be nothing. After all, Jake's been seen wearing this same piece of jewelry earlier in the year as well.



 March 2017

But, when the PR-run Toothy account suddenly decides to post a magnified photograph of the item in question, replete with the up close four square framing of multiple images of said item on their “blog,” [see above] and the other more mainstream Jake Gyllenhaal “fan” account never mentions the bracelet at all, no matter how many times Jake is photographed with the prop prominently displayed bling, there could be something in the works. Telltale signs from the never ending antics of Jake's team. First plant the seed then harvest the bounty it yields somewhere in the future, when the conditions are right or the circumstances require it.





 But, let's all keep this to ourselves. It's a secret, you know.





Maybe we'll get a speculative article soon, or an “intrusive” interview question sprung upon the unsuspecting mega-private actor. Either way, it should be fun to see where all this goes because Jake is always entertaining when he attempts to sell a scripted narrative. He is the “best actor of his generation” after all. Then again, maybe management will pull the plug on the stunt now that the light of day has spotlighted the shining accessory? Either way, all indications are there that something was or is being set up. And, like always, we love to watch the drama.



pic sources:  giphy, I Heart Jake Media, PEOPLE, Patrick Tehan, the Mercury News 
our playlist: Chains of Love - Erasure
                    Diamonds and Pearls - Prince
                    Silver Dollar - Bobby Darin




Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Is This #Congras Part 2??


Well, the you-know-what's getting darned serious when the Big Gun People.com is given a phone buzz by Team PR.  The big news on the Jake Gyllenhaal front today?  Was it the movie, Stronger?  Nope, not today.   "Police car ride-a-longs for five months"?  "Seventeen stitches in his hand"?  "Bleed-outs"?  "Cooking with his best bro's wife"?  Pfshaw, no!  Let's take a look at how Jake has began his observance of Rosh Hashanah:



 

And Yahoo...



 

And Vanity Fair:



 

Marie Claire:



 

In Style:


 

 



And the story is only less than 10 Twitter hours old, just think!  ;-)  Well, well, well, well.

This is certainly an interesting turn of events, isn't it?   Jake is literally - why, I think he just might be thumbing his nose at both Ted Casablanca and Narnia Dispatches' #30Days, whadya think?  I think Jake be like.....


 




LOLLL!!  He is..

 
Staking" the flag in the womb of fertility!



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




 

 

And Narnia will be there all the way to bring you the latest in this #BabyWatch. Tomorrow or Friday, don't be surprised if we get a Jake Gyllenhaal People magazine cover.  Here's a sneak preview.



Exclusive:


Jake Gyllenhaal Opens Up About His Desire to Be a Father: I Want a 'Family of My Own'

By Jodi Guglielmi • @JodiGug3

Posted on September 20, 2017 at 12:00pm EDT
  
Jake Gyllenhaal may be an Oscar-nominated actor and Broadway star, but there’s still one role he hasn’t yet added to his resume: father.


Gyllenhaal, 36, opens up in the new issue of PEOPLE about his desire to one day start a family.

“I want to continue becoming more of an adult than I already am,” he says of his future. “Hopefully with a family of my own.”



The Stronger actor says his bond with his sister Maggie Gyllenhaal's two daughters makes him excited for fatherhood.



“My sister has raised two beautiful daughters. They are the most amazing girls,” he says. “It’s fun to send them home with a lot of candy, because it was almost like, ‘Enjoy it, Mags!’ A little payback for being the sister who made me perform weird shows at our parents’ dinner parties.”


Gyllenhaal is currently single, and after past high-profile relationships with Kirsten Dunst, Reese Witherspoon and Taylor Swift, the actor says he doesn’t let rumors about his love life bother him.

“I’ve learned to have a real sense of humor about things. There will always be opinions. I think I’ve made my peace with that.”

[For much more from Jake Gyllenhaal, pick up the latest issue of PEOPLE, on newsstands Friday.]
 

Jake's Desire for Fatherhood (once again?) 


Alrighty then.  We look forward to following this little excursion, don't we?  

Is there a reason why #SpeedDial beard Greta Caruso has been absent since those spinning, dog walking, Scotch egg eatin' with Mama G & Son photo ops in New York City?  

Is it possible that Greta may emerge soon sporting a baby bump?  Is Speed Dial willing to lay it all on the line for her go-to pal and carry boxes and over-sized gym bags in front of her rounded tummy?

Were the headline cries of "I Want a Baby" and "I'm Desperate for a Baby" the carrying vessels of a secret message to a certain Tall Texan?   

Are you listening, my main Food Truck Man Grey Goose?  Is Mgmnt getting Margie Nicholson's fingers warmed up for another Facebook "Congras" gaffe?  One thing all the articles are getting right is that yes indeed, Mr. Gyllenhaal loves babies.  He wants more and more babies.  He can't have enough babies.   

The Vermeulen Furniture elves just might be at this very moment carving and varnishing an additional leaf for the Gyllynichols family table, what do you think?


 




 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You would think that Jake would just wine and dine his tall Texan if he wanted another youngin'. Instead of splashing his baby yearnings in the public square. Pssst! Jake - don't you remember? You're supposed to be in the closet.  ;-)
 


pic sources:  Giphy
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                    The Chapel of Love - The Dixie Cups
                     I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do - ABBA
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