Saturday, August 3, 2019

Juuuuust a Bit Outside






As we deal with the temporary vapor fall-out from Far From Home, there has been one "just a bit outside" post in particular which caught Narnia's eye and well....we thought it a great excuse, er, - OPPORTUNITY! to enjoy this fine August Sunday with a "I think you meant" correction to this graphic mistake:


https://gaybuckybarnes.tumblr.com/post/186728569076/jake-admiring-toms-body
 

Because Jakers sure knows how to pick them.  And no, we're not talking about Peter Parker.  We're talking about someone else.  Not that it sounds like he "picked" Austin.  (Unless the entire coconut tree getting struck by lightning and falling on your head means you had any say in picking out your life's soul mate, heh heh heh.) 

We heard how that went down one day in May during The Day After Tomorrow auditions, Jake.  *wink*

But if there's any cause for great admiration, we at Narnia think this will prove it's a no brainer. Are you ready?



















































Doing a wetsuit proud:





Even the common apple stands no chance:



Always the ultimate test, the plain white T:


Spandex?  Pffft!


Leather:


The smile:



















(get a load of this one)  Comin' at ya:


 

Or goin':



None finer than Jaker's hubs!



























 
 































































You've gotta love a man who can consume large amounts of liquid!




We cannot ignore the obvious:






It was that smirk, wasn't it?  And then all the rest fell into place.




There's nothing outside of the plate with these two.  It's a direct strike.





pic sources:  jackttwist tumblr, giphy, pinterest, austinway, Maxim,
                    austinnichols fan
our playlist:  My Favorite Mistake - Sheryl Crowe
                     It's a Mistake - Men At Work
                     Fooled Around and Fell In Love - Elvin Bishop




6 comments:

Methodical Muser said...


Tom Holland needs to sit down. Thank you for coming to our Ted talk.

prairiegirl said...

I mean, don't even. lol.


Jake has got to be the most blessed man on earth.

prairiegirl said...

Lol. Just stop it. I was just taking a re-gander at the post here in the ol’ lunch room and the whole thing is just ludicrous.

Well, I thought I was going to lose little Coco as one of my dog watches, but it turns out they’re not moving out of state after all. So that’s great news! Even though he kind of drives me nuts with his repeated watering of the pee pads, he’s still a good little boy and a real cuddle-bun. Coco is a poodle lala opso mix. He doesn’t shed much at all and his fur is very soft. He’s quite cute and has the lala opso tail.

And Jake’s team made it look like he was stepping out with his Insta-beard. I say Insta-beard because the only time we see her is through Instagram. LOL!!

His team released the pictures over the weekend and I would bet they’re a Scotch Tape job. They had themselves some craft time, got out the tape and scissors and mashed up their solo outings together. There’s six pictures all together and Caribou is in only two of them. #eyeroll. Not only that, both of them are acting ridiculous and holding up things over their face (her) or like Jake, who is pulling an Exorcist and flipping his head almost 180 degrees. Quite a feat.

Why even bother? Maybe there’s a contract stipulation that they have to be seen “together” every six months or so.

OR....could it be because this is a special birthday week!!! Remember whose birthday week this is!

No sense in acting like there’s a pink elephant in the room. One of Jake & Austin’s kids has a birthday this week.

prairiegirl said...

Happy 9th birthday to Baby Tile Leadville today. And while Broadway plays semi-regularly open on a Thursday, they also open on other days of the week. It just is too coincidental that his play would "open" AGAIN on his son's birthday.

But, but, but. As M&M pointed out these words of wisdom, this is not any different from many kids who have birthdays during the school year and are sent off to school for the day to be with their classmates, then can celebrate at home in the evening with their family.

Couldn't a celebration be held during the day today and then in the late afternoon, Jakers tells his son "Daddy's got to go to work, BT."

Of course he wouldn't call him "BT". LOL! Remember the post we did where we speculated on what we believe this particular Baby Tile is named? Busy's cake said it all.

So it's really not much different, just flipped around. Or it could have been that on Sunday (Jake has Sundays off), they could have had a party, and then today was kind of a quieter day of celebration.

9 years old. Geeeeeeez, fellas! And Baby Tile Number 1 Son will be 12 years old. That's one year away from them having their first teenager.

And then? It will all be over for Jake and Austin, lol. They will be miserable for the next eternity because their boys will start asserting themselves and challenging them. I wonder how Jakers will handle that? *wink* Might need to be more bubblebath cuddles with the hubs to help get over it.

prairiegirl said...

Looks like Mgmnt made sure tonight was the night Sebastian Stan attended Jake & Porridge's play. Hiddles is also in attendance.

Stan is in a play that Nine Stories is producing, along with Holland and Robert Pattinson. Holland has already said he will be attending so there will be alot of "husband" chatter with that appearance. And no doubt, Pattinson will be attending a show as well.

Nice, little sideshow distraction from the fact that today is Jake's son's birthday.

Ohhhhh, and looks like they rolled out the beard to his show as well.

On his son's 9th birthday. Neat!

prairiegirl said...

I apologize for not changing the music. Too busy yakking! ;-)

Time to hit the hay. The Royals are in the midst of the longest game. It feels like it's been going on for days. Thank goodness tomorrow is Friday!!

Friday is the best day of the week, then comes Saturday and Sunday mornings. :-)

Everyone have a safe drive in to work tomorrow and enjoy the day.