Monday, August 7, 2017

Saturday's child works hard for a living






By now, we all know about the story of Leadville (see 30 Days: Day 17) and how that getaway trip to Colorado related to Jake, Austin and a new addition to Family Tile.  It's a grand little story with many moving parts, and twists and turns, but the ultimate ending always seems to lead to the welcoming of a Bundle of Joy.


Probably the first big clue that there was something special baking in the oven that summer, was Jake's steady pattern of medical building visits mentioned in Doctor's Orders , capped off by the kind of spontaneous pap sightings we just don't see anymore.  For instance, Jake was caught where he wasn't supposed to be on July 23, 2010, in Los Angeles. Prior to that, Jake was believed to be in Martha's Vineyard to enjoy the summer with Peter, Maggie and friends.


Just passed Jake Gyllenhaal in the airport. To anyone who doesn't know, he is my #2 dream man. #babeland  - @jacvanek


Apparently Jake Gyllenhaal was in Woods Hole last night at the liquor store. I wonder if he was wearing a shirt? - @dohnemus
 


 

Consequently, fans were made to think that Jake was going to settle in on Martha's Vineyard well into August, or at the very least through July, which was a frequent pattern and destination for family Gyllenhaal vacations before the fakeness that was Reeke 2008-2009 (Jake and Reese Witherspoon's fauxmance).  

What a surprise to everyone when Jake was suddenly papped back in California only three weeks later on July 23, railing out the front door of some retail store.  Watch out, here he comes!!!





Nah.....lol.  In reality,





Although these pictures appeared on IHJ on July 24, the actual sighting took place a day earlier.  Looking a bit dodgy there, Jake.  Don't be so shy!  ;-)

Of course, once Jake's Martha's Vineyard cover story had been blown he made sure to very publicly be seen at the Red O Restaurant on July 25, 2010, openly papped walking into the high end dining establishment with his minder, I mean publicist. The ol' "I have nothing to hide here, seeeeee, people."






As we continue this stroll down memory lane, on August 7, Jake was tweeted breakfast'ing with Busy Phillips at LaMill in Silver Lake, California.  Perhaps a party planning tĂªte-Ă -tĂªte prior to the August 14 event??  At this point, let's condense a bit of what was going on by highlighting a few key points with this mini-timeline courtesy of M&M:


August 12, 2010 Austin tweets a pic of his mom surfing. His parents are visiting him in NC. The only time they do so the entire time he is filming OTH: 2008-2011.

“My mom surfing huge north carolina waves”



August 15, 2010 (Sunday) Breakthrough Awards Takes Place (Austin was announced to be there with Sophia Bush, but neither party shows up. As mentioned in this day's thread on Oh My Godot it was also difficult to find many details about the event)  



August 14, 2010 (Saturday) – Jake takes Ramona to a “Birthday Party” in LA, a celebration that is allegedly for Birdie Phillips (Maggie is supposed to be in attendance although we never see her, but Jake is carrying Ramona).  Birdie, however, was actually born on August 13th (Friday). Busy tweets that the Birthday celebration was on Friday/Saturday (August 13/14th)







Well, on August 5, we know that Maggie and husband Peter Sarsgaard were in LA because they dined with Jake and one of those Mystery Brunettes™.

"Jake Gyllenhaal introduced a new mystery woman to his sister Maggie Gyllenhaal and her husband Peter Sarsgaard at Giorgio Baldi Thursday night." - x17    There's even video

 
On August 6, Maggie was in Los Angeles for Emma Thompson's Walk of Fame Star ceremony.























Oh, looks like Big Sis was still in town on the 10th.  From Twitter:


@jaycarlile: Just left flight night at AOC as Maggie Gyllenhaal and her husband walked in. She looks great. August 10, 2010
 
August 11 brought the Craig Ferguson television show for Maggie, taped in L.A. 





The fact that it never made sense for Maggie and Ramona to be attending Birdie's birthday party makes one wonder if something else could have been going on behind the scenes? A distraction perhaps? Oh My Godot and Narnia both believe all the hyper activity served as cover for another stork arrival, a "Leadville Baby Tile" if you will.

As was pointed out before by M&M, the gathering of family members could have been a sign of a birth celebration.

For background purposes, we know that Jake is Jewish and that he was raised in a Christian and Jewish household. Being that Austin is Christian it would not be surprising that Toothy and Goose's offspring might be brought up with a similar blended religious heritage. In Jewish tradition, a Bris of a healthy baby boy is done on the eighth day of life (counting the day of birth). This is so even if the eighth day falls on Shabbos, Yom Kippur or any other Jewish festival. (If the baby was born on August 7th, which would have been a Saturday, then the Bris could have been set for August 14th (the 8th day of life).

Not only were Maggie, Peter and Ramona in Los Angeles, but Stephen Gyllenhaal, Jake's dad, was seen having lunch with him on Monday (August 16th) so he was in town as well. No one is quite sure where Mommie Dearest was (Naomi), but given that she never seemed too far away from her precious son, she no doubt was close by. Probably, laying low so it would not look so peculiar that the entire family had suddenly convened in LA. when they were supposed to be on Martha's Vineyard for the summer.


 





Let's fast forward at this point to a little over a year later on September 25, 2011 when Busy Phillips Instagramm'ed this photo:



This was the adorable yfrog picture which accompanied the now deleted Instagram:






One of the cutest cakes I think I've ever seen; Busy certainly went the extra mile for that special "friend". But, let's think for a moment and see who else is known to be fond of these hairy creatures of the jungle? First off, in One Tree Hill, Season 9, which would go on to air in 2012, Austin's character Julian Baker and Brooke Davis become the proud parents of twins.  As part of the detailed scenery, the on set nursery interestingly enough was decorated with a curious amount of monkeys.







 
  















And given that Austin confessed just yesterday at a Walker Stalker Convention in Tulsa, Oklahoma that he became Julian on One Tree Hill, the personalization/morphing of Austin and Julian seems more than real on many levels.

  
"His also liked his #oth merch He was Julian. He said he knew he was going to be on the show for awhile so he wanted to be him...







In a curious case of monkey see, monkey do, Jake had his own personal association with this particular primate. 



Bonobos, you say?

And the logo picture for the vegetarian eatery, Bonobos?






Awwww, get a load of that cute little guy...

Looking back at the Bonobos tweet for a moment, one might wonder who @TwisterMurch was.  Well, his twitter account is no more, but thanks to email records, his profile location read as Los Angeles.  His schooling history was Georgetown and USC (a University that Austin also attended).  In fact, many of his twitter mutuals were from USC.  One mutual of interest was named Jeremy Michael Cohen, and he was a filmmaker, director, writer, entrepreneur. He had just started a business at the time and coincidentally enough, it was called Tortuga Backpacks!   One of Jake's favorite resort areas.

Before closing, let's make sure to revisit the name on the monkey boy cake that Busy created for her special friend whose baby's first birthday was obviously celebrated in 2011. HUGO!  Kind of an unusual moniker at first glance, except if we remember who had a grandfather by the name of Hugh Anders. That's right, Mr. Jake. Interestingly enough, Hugh just so happens to translate into Hugo in Swedish. And, who do we know who is half Swedish? That's right, Mr. Jake, once again. And, what is the meaning of Hugo: mind, heart and spirit. Sounds like the kind of transcendental name that just might appeal to a Buddhist-loving Jake Gyllenhaal, doesn't it?  Yeah, that guy who said he studied Eastern Religions and Philosophy. It might also be a name someone who happened to be a USC grad in Creative Writing might appreciate as well. But, I'm sure all these parallels are mere delusional coincidences. Right, Jake? 

In any event,  Happy 7th Birthday, Hugo!!! Whoever you are. *wink*




collaborated:  PG and M&M
pic source:  Giphy
our playlist:  Birthday Song - DJ BoBo
                     Baby, I Love You - The Ronettes
                     Happy Birthday Swing - Lucky Seven
                     Happy Birthday - Stevie Wonder (Live)

2 comments:

Methodical Muser said...


Here's the blurb from Just Jared about the Breakthrough Awards appearance. It was posted as late as August 13, 2010:

JustJared.com can also exclusively reveal that Sophia and Austin will be presenting the Breakthrough in Green Innovation award to Global Green at the 2010 Breakthrough of the Year Awards presented by Crest 3D White.

prairiegirl said...

Awwww, Happy Birthday to little Leadville BT. Alas, not necessarily so little anymore. 7's getting to be a "big" boy. Can you believe these guys' kids are getting the ages they are? Number 1 Baby Tile will be 10 years old in October. TEN!!!

I was telling M&M this morning on the phone that these guys are getting darn close to the first offspring hitting puberty. LOLLLLL!! They don't even know a rough ride yet until one of their teens goes stomping upstairs and telling them they don't understand anything. Ha ha ha ha.

Do you know what I would give to be a fly on the wall? I would give my cracked back molar yanked out without a shot. No shot, no nothing. That's how much I would give. ;D.

That back molar is going to be bad news next week when I do go to the dentist. My wisdom tooth next to it is sideways and for years, dentists have wanted to yank it out and I tell them leave it alone, it's not hurting anything. We shall see.

So much going on right now. I keep tweeting "Narnia's going to do a post on this!!! Narnia's going to do a post!!" The list is getting mighty backed up. LOL.

I gotta go. TTYL.