Sunday, March 27, 2022

Narnia Has Questions: Will Jake Gyllenhaal or Won't He for Ambulance, and Liam Payne for Taste The Future

 


We just had a few!  😉 

 

•  What gives Liam Payne the right???

 

Liam Payne and Paul Wesley at Taste the Future 2022

 

• Where did Eiza Gonzalez go after the London premiere of Ambulance??  She made the big splash story with the changing of her hair to platinum blonde and then Pffft!


 

Jake, Yahya, Eiza and Michael Bay at London premiere










She was gone.

I don't know, but the stylist who set that look up for the group...not sure what inspired... That's all I'm going to say about that.

So, Eiza disappeared after talking in interviews about her hair change and then she was gone.  But the men carried on like the troupers they are 😉, playing soccer with the Madrid team and more interviews, a cool television guest appearance, and...we begin to see signs of what may become more steroidal interactions now that the film's marketing team tries to appeal to the American male audience with tried and true bromantic content.

We have the classic intern social media account which provides us the heads up, as her account is fed narrative content, beginning by having an interviewer shoehorn speed-dial meard, Tom Holland,

 

 


 


 

 

 

 

 





 

 

 




 

 


 


 



Even the strawberry blond director Bay is used (Narnia apologizes for this one!  LOL - hey, we're just here to provide his latest movie promo! We wipe our hands clean of this.):
















What is interesting at first when you look at this particular co-star of Jake's, is that he has an incredibly catapulting, impressive resume.  Abdul-Mateen II outshines anyone Jake has previously co-starred with.  His story is outstanding and can be looked at here in Wikipedia, but here are a few very brief highlights: 


- youngest of six children.  

- plays chess  (here's a potential sparring partner for Jared Padalecki!)

- high school prom king

- attended Univ. of California, Berkeley and member of Alpha Phi Alpha and was a hurdler for the school

- overcame a stuttering challenge by taking theater

- obtained a bachelors degree in architecture and worked as a city planner in San Francisco

- when he was laid off, he attended drama school.  He was accepted by drama divisions of New York University, Harvard and Yale

- obtained his Masters of Fine Arts degree at Yale

- from this point on, his acting career just took off and in 2017, was in Hugh Jackman's "The Greatest Showman"

- Emmy winner for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Limited Series or Special 2020

- Critics Choice Award winner for Best Acting Ensemble

- Satellite Award winner for Best Ensemble - Motion Picture

- SAG Award winner for Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture

 

And as you can see, there are other awards he has won, all by his age of 35 years. 

He is also in the DC Extended Universe of Aquaman.  And like Jake, has his own production company, called House Eleven10.

So, one might find interesting his appearance in Ambulance?  And why is he allowing his image to be used a la Tom Holland?

Because he's a WME/Endeavor client would be a better's best choice.

Abdul-Mateen II is sharp and likeable, and has a totally different air about him than those before him in Jake's land of filmville, so the American tour will be interesting how it pans out.  


Now, just to show another way that borrowing and repetition eventually reared its familiar head, we have a new one.  Here is some Supernatural Dean and Sam Winchester mirroring being used for Ambulance.   Again, thanks to the intern account for bringing this to our attention. 👍

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sam and Dean Winchester - also brothers in the show, Supernatural.  From the famous first episode:

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thought I'd seen that before!

It would also appear that Jake's people are gradually warming things up for a likely nuptial pairing of Jake with beard Jeanne Cadieu.

Jake stepped out with one of his beards on the red carpet for the first time in Paris, France, the first premiere of Ambulance.




 And it would appear Management has given Cadieu an Update social media account, so the operator can tell us all of the official scoops!   They wiped Cadieu's Instagram account clean and started over; that was "Heads-Up 101".  Step Two, now she has an Update account.

Things are heating up and a table is being set.  Here they are warning everyone "No place for bullies!"  👀


 



 

Following next, is a fan who would like to follow the Update Instagram account but she's fearful of backlash!  Why would this be?  Because Jake's people have set Cadieu up to be a very unlikable racist person.  This appears to be Cadieu's narrative (I'm sorry, but there's no way to prove the timing of the "proof" videos and so this author is reserving commitment to the validity of this claim) and has provided plenty of material for intern accounts to trash her on Instagram.  This is a noticeable pattern with Jared and Jensen's people as well,  in their treatment of the beards , but that discussion can wait for another day.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


We have several final questions, just tossing out in a pondering fashion...

 

• Will Jake's childhood bud, Chris Fischer, accompany "wife" Amy Schumer on the Oscars red carpet tonight as she arrives for her co-hosting duties?  Judging by the Twitter search, it would seem her social media team is operating on the fumes of 2019 news for the couple.

• When will Austin appear on HBO Max's Minx, which he tweeted to fans that he was proud to be a part of the show?   Hopefully we'll see him on the show soon and for a longer period than Peter Sarsgaard was in The Lost Husband, I mean The Lost Daughter! Oops, sorry about that 😂 😂 😉

 


 

 • How many Tay' Swift jokes and skits will there be on April 9, when Jake hosts Saturday Night Live?




 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

• Has the time come for Chiefs' wide receiver Gehrig Dieter to finally graduate to the Big Squad???  How much longer will fans continue to be steered around by his "practice squad" story line??

 

Just a few questions, just a few...

 

Narnia is thankful to be able to see the photos and videos from many of our featured individuals.  

Remember, April Fool's Day is this Friday!


pic/information sources:  wikipedia, tenor

our playlist:  Instant Replay - Dan Hartman

                     Here You Come Again - Dolly Parton

                     Again - Lenny Kravitz


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