Good morning!! A pictorial salute and hello from some of our fave men while we take a bite of pumpkin spice pancakes from iHOP. Because several of them have been out on the runway and looking indeed SPLENDID!
First off, Mr. Liam James Payne has been out and about this past week after his stint on The X Factor as one of Louis' guest judges (along with Nile Rodgers). Here he is at the Radio 1 Teen Awards tonight,
And Jake!!! Jake looking mighty fine as well. He is appearing at some Q & A's this weekend for Wildlife. Love the Kris Allen plaid shirt!
And from the Today show (whenever it was filmed *wink*)
Is that velvet??? And nice to see the sweet smile, too:
Alot of good time off has its side benefits for us Jake fans!
And finally, from the snark and mic drop files, several unexpected (timing-wise) but nonetheless, brilliant moments from Louis and Liam yesterday and this morning!
Louis on the X Factor yesterday:
LOL!! Gotta love it. And here he is sneaking in a bf shoutout, wearing a Mastermind hoodie backstage at the X Factor:
Mastermind fashion line from Japan. And where was Harry portrayed to be earlier in the month?
And Liam this morning had a burr to extract from the Daily Fail. Narnia salutes Mr. Liam James Payne this morning as he drags the rag publication up and down Main Street for its misleading article:
https://t.co/pK43KBQVJV My team is full of talented, smart professional women. I find it wrong that they are reduced to being linked to me romantically in the press just for simply standing next to me. Isn’t it time we treat women with a bit more respect?
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At the very end of the previous post, there were pictures of three (3) of Narnia's most notable couples - Jared Padalecki & Jensen Ackles, Louis Tomlinson & Harry Styles, and Austin Nichols & Jake Gyllenhaal. There was Jensen all snuggled back against Jared, both men smiling to beat the band. And Harry and Louis? Arms around each other, also smiling ear to ear. There are boundless numbers of photos and video of those two couples, capturing hand-holding, finger touching, hugging, both looking at the camera, arms around each other, posing for a picture. Together.
And what did we have of Jake and Austin? lol. Their latest photo capture - Jake sitting in an SUV and Austin standing in front of him in either what was a stunt-gone-wrong or their Oops!We got caught! shoutout for another Baby Tile birth. Looked more like a football tailgate pic! Even in the many old photos that we have of them, there are none of them posingtogether for the camera. They are bike riding, walking alongside one another with coffee cups, sitting together at a Lakers game, all quite comfy and platonic activities.
Now, there was the flirtatious "wipe-down" on the set of The Day After Tomorrow
and we saw the stolen, yet immortalized moment in the movie where Austin sneakily touched Jake's wrist with his arm.
Certainly they were playful signs of affection between them, just a bit on the reserved side is all. ;-)
If we didn't know any better, we might be asking: how is it they ever got into the mood to feel in the family way?
LOL! Well, believe it or not, it hasn't always been this way. You don't say, Narnia??
We just have to do a bit of digging and rely on dishing, un-monitored ITK's and friends. And Ted Casablanca was the one who started the chatter on these two with his very first Toothy Tile blind:
Mere
days ago, while everyone was hooting and complaining about this gown and that
host from the Oscars, Tile was right out in the
open holding hands with his man in a West Hollywood restaurant - blind items exposed (Ted C. One Adorable Blind March 9, 2005)
Aaah yes, how quickly we forget! And remember the SUV friskiness?
So, there T2 is with the stud-unit again. In the
concrete parking structure of a very popular Hell-Ay shopping enclave. It was
dark. Not too many shoppers were around.
Could this be why handsome Tooth (whose legs, I feel, have been vastly
undersold, thanks to his mega-charming smile) saw fit to smooch his companion
in their car, reclining their seats as far back as Faye Dunaway's forehead. And
this kissing scene didn't simply occur in first, my dears. No, Tile brought the all-man, all-body Frenching session
right on home, full throttle, all the way to fifth, I'd say. - (Ted C. One Window-Fogged Blind Vice - March 23, 2005) Goodness! And of course, there is the anonymous ITK from the original Waiting for Toothy blog, who commented about their first meeting at The Day After Tomorrow auditions in 2002:
"It was during casting of TDAT, Austin walked in and the rest was history. They couldn't take their eyes off each other." - Waiting for Toothy blog
Bunking together via DataLounge,
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Sleeping Single in a Double Bed ♪♫
said... From the Adam
Levine - "Jake Gyllenhaal is not Gay" thread on DataLounge: I think there's a major diff. between believing Jake
is bi or gay and blindly believing every or even any of the Toothy Tile stories
will nilly. I do know Jake
and Nichols spent a LOT of private time together out of LA a few summers ago
but that doesn't make them a 'couple' or even sexual partners. It would appear
they slept in the same room - or bed - according to a friend. Beyond that I
do not know. I have no idea if he and Nichols were ever involved or just good
friends but I will surmise one thing: anyone that thinks Austin Nichols is 100%
straight needs TO HAND THEIR CARD IN.
Something about a shirt on the floor at the Texas house via Datalounge,
And a date night at a Deathcab for Cutie concert?
It's worth repeating: "They were most certainly on a date and Jake was swaying to the music and kept looking at Austin." - courtesy of someone with a great archive via Oh My Godot blogspot thread Mar 28 2011
Oh, and hold on - according to Ted, there was some footsie playing under a restaurant table:
November
2, 2006
First off, our fave, and top tumescent dawg, Toothy Tile: T2 was just caught at
a fancy-ass New Yawk restaurant playing footsie with the b-f underneath the
table. Right in front of Tooth's 'rents! And the busboys! Not to mention a few
(thank gawd) Awful Truth readers, too fun. Tooth-doll, makes sense, as I hear
you're getting thisclose to superdomesticating things with your most
benevolently forgiving man. What, getting tired of the doin'-it-in-the-parking-lot
scene, T-man? Regardless, congrats! - Ted C
There have been signs of commitment in photos like this one where we saw the band on a chain in Jaker's shirt gap:
and Austin wearing his Big Blue larimar ring:
and a ring on a chain:
show that these two guys have had their romantic moments and apparently, plenty of hanky panky! Tree houses, jacuzzi's, luxurious, secluded and romantic resorts like Post Ranch Inn in Big Sur and Tortuga Bay resort in the Dominican Republic, and Sunday evening dinner dates.... and a family. Together. 16 years together with a large family is not representative of a mere Spin & Marty summer together. It's a bit more than that. A tale that also began with Ted Casablanca's blinds and talk of swirling juices in addition to now-deleted posts about the arrival of a baby from ostracized Jonathan Jaxson and a silented Perez Hilton, the latter of which even mentioned the hospital where Baby Tile was born. We know now that Reese Witherspoon was hired for the purpose of hiding this important birth (and possibly additional ones until she blew the show by "dumping" Jake and marrying Jim Toth) and the "coming out" of their faux relationship in Rome was coordinated to be the BIG event to hide the BIG event.
We have an innumerable amount of clues in the Masterpost Thirty Days of Toothy Tile, Grey Goose and the Baby Tiles which point to the existence of this particular Baby Tile and his siblings. These, despite a lack of Instagram Stories, Stickers and Boomerangs, point to a story Narnia has followed for over a decade now as well as many of you.
It is a story as old as time. One which started out of love and grew into a desire for commitment and to start a family together.
Happy number eleven (11), Baby Tile, the firstborn and "legendary" offspring of our original OTP.
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