Almost Monday Musings - Tree Hugging and Tulum Tricycling

Another holiday, another round of entertainment for the fan masses.  For followers of Jake and Austin, nothing new on Jake "Richard Simmons" Gyllenhaal.  He's still playing MIA - does anyone know the name of his housekeeper?  We need TMZ over here!  *wink*

And as for Austin and his beard, Hassie "Hassle" Harrison? Well, they provided another round of unimaginative Insta Stories - a wedding and...sparklers.  We'll save everyone the yawns on the "wedding" pics (minus the bride and groom) and as for the sparklers, well - please see 2015:

Just a different year and different cover.  Brainstorming in the boardroom seems to be in need of a kickstart. lol!

• And speaking of no imagination.  Remember this terrible photoshop?  

That was from July 4 holiday, 2016.  Tulum, Mexico.  From July 4 holiday, 2018?  Josh Duhamel and his 'gf', Eiza Gonzalez.  There must be a rent-a-bike shop doing a bang-up business in July, lol.  Courtesy of Just Jared:

Well, they join the likes of a few others who have discovered that paps will follow anywhere - here's Aaron Rodgers and his 'gf' Danica Patrick bicycling where?  In Tulum, Mexico.

Just for amusement's sake, Narnia would like to take another trip down memory road as we toast that time Jake and Ruthie Wilson were allegedly dining together in.....Tulum, Mexico.

Just having dinner next to Jake Gyllenhaal and Ruth Wilson, NBD. (@ Posada Margarita - @tulumbeach) https://t.co/GDvy4HHGEW

— sophia lin (@sophaloaf) March 23, 2015

 

As This Week in Baseball's Mel Allen used to say - "How about that."

• Now, while it seems the biking in Tulum vacay has been used for stunting, "treebathing" aka forest bathing would seem to be a new one.  The Ackles trying to convince the masses that they are having a Precious Moments bout of passion:

#Treebathing with my ❤️

A post shared by @ danneelackles512 on Jul 7, 2018 at 3:23pm PDT

 

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm not seeing too much difference here, barring the big redwoods,

smh.  Let's hope this isn't going to be the "new" Tulum for bearding couples.  

Just a short post tonight.  Back to work tomorrow and as you know, re-entry is hard.

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