Sunday, July 22, 2018

Killin' Time - Jake Gyllenhaal Takes the Debit Card For a Walk in London





As Narnia has been following in its post Spiderman's Far From Home Daily Update - For Jake Gyllenhaal Fans Only, there has not been an official confirmation of  Jake playing the role of Mysterio in the new Spidey flick, even though the production has been filming since early July.  So it makes sense that while Jake awaits word on when he can come off the bench and join the players on the field, that he kill some time while in London!  And that he has been doing, right? Going out to eat at the River Cafe and bumping into Burt Bacharach, attending the play Fun Home, and dining al fresco with a "member of his team" (even though all we saw was the back of her head), but positively identified by the "trustworthy" source, jakebullshittingovereverybody.  

And so it is, via this very same source that we have our latest "out and about across-the-pond-style" sighting of Jakers.  Let's have a look at our guy whom we've seen more of now breathing outdoor oxygen than we saw in the States since last fall.  ;-)



There he is! While it's not a piggyback ride with Tom Holland like we're anxiously awaiting, we'll take it because we love new pics of our guy.  There he is through the window and looks like he's joined by a belt buckled male of some variety and with his now customary sunglasses-hooked-in-the-T-collar.  Obviously, to prove the man in the photo is really THE Jakers Gyllenhaal. Now we're not sure who the original poster is because that person is not credited (as usual for this account) and so I reckon we just need to take the administrator's word for it.  *wink*

So it was a "quiet day" (ear bud free? Not sure as there is a bit of window glare interference!) and according to the caption, we are told that Jake has "been at places like this and furniture stores".  Why?  Because apparently, "it looks like he is still trying to fill that new apartment he purchased last year".  Hmmm.  The narrator must be talking about that paparazzi proof condo Jake bought last year, the "No no no no no no" condo with the underground garage that he disappeared into when harassed by that fan, who later deleted their account.  Now Narnia has to worry if Jake went home to a sleeping bag that evening! 

What could Jake have walked out with after shopping at Labour and Wait in London?

Well, how about a whistle to round up the troops for dinner time? This dandy little mechanism will likely even reach the ears of Big Sis Maggie, the matriarch Grandma Gyllenhaal and nieces:




And how about a welcome mat because I'm sure the Gyllynichols are open to their neighbors and visitors just dropping by, including assorted Spidey cast members and leadership team:



We'll try to keep this store tab under control because well, since Jake isn't confirmed yet for the Mysterio role and Austin turned down his In the Dark series lead role, we don't want to strain a budget based on uncertain income. ;-)

For the pooch that no one has seen while his owner has been out and about in London thus far but surely resides with the fam, Jake needs to make sure "Leo" stays hydrated at least.




Look at that! The vintage housewares shop carries it all, don't they?  A dog bowl with the word "DOG" on it.  That's awesome.

And finally?  For those nights that "Mags" and NanaG feel up to it and will babysit for a few hours so that Jake and Austin can have some London "we" time over some carryout, how about a set of romantic candle tapers? I hope they are scented!




Aawwww.  A home away from home.  ;-)  And we'll let the guys worry about getting items like these and any "furniture" through customs and onto the family barge when they return to the States.

And speaking of the hubs, what about Austin?  Well, the candlit, romantic meal will apparently have to wait because Austin says he's stateside right now.  Yup, we heard from our other OTP half last night:



From another "supportive, in-the-know" account,



There he is!! Looking dapper as usual and since Austin has been involved with Oceana for awhile now, it doesn't surprise that he would appear to make good on an appearance this time, since last year, Austin bailed on Oceana without so much as an RSVP regret.  But here he was in 2014, coincidentally the same year that Leo DiCaprio attended the Sea Change event:



Austin's tweet was good for a thanks-for-the-support reply from  Oceana's Chief Deputy scientist, Katie Matthews, who actually is presently in Italy:



While we "labour and wait" for further pictures of Austin at the Sea Change event last night, we'll sip some English tea in honor of him and the hubs.



Happy Sunday!

pic sources:  tumblr, tenor, labour and wait.com
our playlist:  Shop Around - The Miracles
                     Material Girl - Madonna
                     Walk On the Ocean - Toad the Wet Sprocket
                     Drops in the Ocean - Hawk Nelson


6 comments:

prairiegirl said...

*titter* I have no words for that Instagram post. That thing was full of some of the deepest bullsh** I've seen posted about Jake in awhile from a "fan" account. They don't credit the source of that picture and while it may be out there, I searched Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and did a Google search, didn't see that picture anywhere else.

And seen at similar stores and shopping for furniture before? By whom? They never state by whom. Just unbelievable. Blatant fictional lying.

prairiegirl said...

I was working on a J2 post, but that one will need to wait a little while. The hink is flying left and right with that crew, lol. Geez.

Meanwhile, we'll just wait on some more convincing pictures of Austin who allegedly attended this Oceana Sea Change event before leaping off of that dock. But so far, he seems to be conspicuously missing from Oceana's instagram site and their pictures from the event.

Gorgeous, gorgeous LaGuna Beach. Wow. And quite a luxurious, lavish looking event with a sunset view of the beach.

Methodical Muser said...



That "jakebullshittingovereverybody" Instagram account cracks me up. They obtain all these exclusive photos of Jake, and each one invariably has a Endeavor friendly narrative attached to it. Moreover, the idea that Jake is out and about buying furniture and kitchen items while in England for that new Tribeca apartment he bought last year, is completely laughable. Officially, Jake had a 2826 square foot home in the Hollywood Hills since 2005, 7411 Wilson Way, which he "sold" in 2014. The fact we even had the address of his "home" indicates that he probably rented out the property (we know how private Jake is, afterall), but still he had to have been living somewhere all those years. Presumably, with furniture and kitchen gadgets. We were then told he moved to NY in 2012. Are we to believe that he lived without any creature comforts or modern day conveniences since he left his parent's home?

Now his team places him strategically in England as rumors still swirl that he is up for the role of Mysterio, where we see him go out to buy furniture, apparently shopping for his NY domicile. Let's get real, the bull-shit o'meter is alive and well. Funny how he was in England for months when he filmed the movie "Life" in the summer of 2016, yet didn't see him anywhere, except for an awkward series of photos with him and a British chef, Katja Tausig, which hit the Daily Mail (that well-known bastion of truth) in October 2016, AFTER he had already returned to America.

Just more evidence, that Jake has something big to hide and his management team are working overtime to try to make him look like he is actually living a life. I guess Narnia Dispatches constantly calling them out on their serial photoshopping efforts, caused them to change tactics. No worries though. I'm well-stocked with snacks and other assorted munchies to watch the gaslighting, fake narratives, and hilarious spoonfeeding that fills his social media search on a daily basis. That is when Endeavor is not sending out tweets trying to keep Jake's career alive by inexplicably inserting his name into articles that include actual A-list actors. I guess they are hoping that if his name is juxtaposed with Oscar winners like Leonardo DiCaprio, Meryl Streep, Robert DeNiro, Heath Ledger, etc. the public will be fooled into believing that there is nothing odd about Jake's career path or choices.

prairiegirl said...

That store Labour and Wait is really cute on the outside; it just doesn't seem to carry a whole lot. Cute looking neighborhood it's in.

In case some aren't aware, Austin's ex-beard, Chlo and Logan Paul have "confirmed" their fauxmance and she has been really taking it on the chin. Looks like they were at San Diego Comic Con, the big daddy of conventions, and she was getting roasted in the comments.

KS_in_TP • 11 hours ago
This "relationship" is totally manufactured. They have zero chemistry and are not even touching except for limply holding hands. What I can't figure out is WHY? Who benefits from this? Surely he does -- but what's in it for her?

Chris KS_in_TP • 10 hours ago
Attention. Her show's ending soon, and she has nothing significant lined up. What I can't figure out is why she's committing career suicide for the sake of attention. But the fact that they barely show any chemistry here, AND that they've been so extra about each other on social media, substantiates the idea that it's a PR thing.


Casey C KS_in_TP • 8 hours ago
especially as it went super quiet after last years pics of them making out on the beach, she unfollowed him on SM, it all went quiet, it seemed like she was distancing herself, but now she's doubling down on this being a great relationship and how wonderful a man he is blah blah vomit. if she left Austin Nichols for this douche (she split with Nichols right around the time filming Valley Girl) shes more of a vapid idiot than she appears.

prairiegirl said...

And then good ol' Gina:


Gina KS_in_TP • 9 hours ago

I always thought she was a lesbian.


Chlo had zero chemistry with Austin as well. At least Gina was picking up on the clues.

The whole narrative is just lousy.

prairiegirl said...

Aaaah, bear with us as we work on a multi part post that will take a little while to put together.

It's possible we'll do a Saturday or Sunday Musings to cover a multitude of topics in a more brief manner.

Hope everyone is doing well and *sigh* wish there could be some interaction on here.

TGIF anyway!