Ha ha ha ha, Jason Nesmith from Galaxy Quest is Team Narnia after watching the Jake and Austin show following the last Sea Wall/A Life performance on Sunday, March 30. [We assume those performances took place and Jake didn't slide out for recess ahead of time.] ;-)
There were the few obligatory "Jake in the Public Theater Lobby" photos with fans, but on Monday, April 1, we were privy to four (that's right, FOUR!) pics of NYC sidewalk walking complete with air buds, beanie with strategically-facing label, the army green bomber jacket, the workshop blue pants, pristine white sneakers, and the eyes-not-on-path position, face in phone.
We're not sharing the pictures, so if you've not seen them already; just envision the sight in your mind. We've seen this pose plenty of times, if we just close our eyes, the image should come right to us!
On Tuesday, April 2, Jake was portrayed to be in L.A., having run into a gentleman named Ken Dawg outside of Crossroads Kitchen, an upscale, vegan restaurant Jake is supposed to have been spotted at before. Ken Dawg is a courageous burn survivor and motivational speaker, according to his Instagram profile. His post also happens to mention that Jake has a movie soon to be released, even providing the name of the movie in his Instagram post.
Conclusion: Jake could be anywhere.
And Austin? Well, we all know how quiet he's been, but as soon as Jake's play is over, we're privy to a picture of him on his Triumph, sans helmet (????)
and a couple of Instagram "stories" with the narration telling us Austin and his beard Chumley (aka Hassle "Hassie" Harrison) are hanging out with his nieces and nephew. In Austin, TX.
Conclusion: Austin could be anywhere.
As opposed to what social media is trying to tell us.
Jake in New York City....then Los Angeles....
Austin in....Austin, TX!!!
How long have we been doing this, folks? I think it's My Little Pony in Groundhog Day. ;-)
*sigh*
UPDATE: April 6, 2019
And now predictably, since Jake is really incognito, enjoying family time, his social media team has begun Operation Month of April (Austin's birthday month). Time to feed the Tom Holland fans with some contrived "bromance" appetizers in preparation for the later onslaught.
And some Tumblr contrived drama:
This will be the demographic that Jake's public relations and social media teams will be aiming at and now probably explains this latest photo that Jake posted on his Instagram.
Anyway....some look-over-here while Jake is somewhere else being all domesticated. (and no one is gladder than Austy! *wink*)
So, there's our Narnia Update on these two. We hope that they and the fam are enjoying some down time together before Papa grabs his lunch pail and goes off to work again.
pic sources: daniplayer, makeagif, giphy
our playlist: Bread and Butter - Newbeats
Holiday Road - Lindsey Buckingham
Morning Train - Sheena Easton
2 comments:
LOLLLLL, the two little My Little Ponies reeeeeeaaaching for each other.
Pffft! We've been doing this for so long, these past couple of days really have to be given a D-. I think M&M would probably give an "F", but I will give a half grade for the opportunity for a safety moment.
I hope Jake isn't teaching his kids all of his un-safe ways. Goodness!
I don't know what is wrong with the music player lately. It won't automatically play and so you have to hit the little play button.
Sorry about that! Hopefully, it's just operator error and I figure out what I'm doing wrong.
Thank goodness tomorrow is Friday. Today was AWFUL. Nothing but problems and lunch spent at the desk.
:-(
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