Little bit of this, little bit of that...
• Apparently, Justin Bieber's team feels there's nothing like reminiscing about a memory of attending Coachella with a rumored date to.....do what, exactly? He's freshly "married", should still be in honeymoon mode, but hey, let's post a Throwback like this one on your Instagram:
..."better be this good"? There's no mistaking the insinuation of that statement. But his social media team threw in a fond comment by his
Justin Bieber is taking a trip down memory lane right in time for Coachella 2019.
One day before the highly-anticipated music and arts festival kicks off in the Southern California desert, the pop star took to Instagram with an epic throwback from his Coachella experience in 2015. That year the Biebs attended the event with none other than Kendall Jenner, who he at the time was rumored to be romancing!
"Coachella better be this good this year," he captioned the snapshot taken within the festival grounds.
Four years later, it's pretty ironic to note that Justin's wife and Kendall's BFF, Hailey Bieber (then a Baldwin), also partied at Coachella with the pair.
She even commented on her beau's post, "this pic gets me every time."
As for Kenny, she's yet to miss a Coachella since 2014. - Justin Bieber Gears Up for Coachella 2019 with Must-See Kendall Jenner Throwback on eonline
You can't make this stuff up, folks. While Biebs is supposed to be flying high on the "loved up" cloud of his recent nuptials, E! Online and the singer want the public to believe he's instead looking in his cloud's rear view mirror, if you know what we mean. And that Hailey Bieber is A-OK with this post after partying with "the pair" at the festival is even more amusing. "Kenny" gave a playful Instagram comment of "Haha i'm dead".
And then E! Online ends their write-up with "Here's hoping Kendall and Justin get an opportunity to recreate their Kodak moment sometime this weekend!"
Huh? lol. But looks like there's no big deal with this and they're all one happy family. Here's "Kenny" and Hailey together this weekend at Coachella while Biebs is enjoying his 'me' time. Perhaps he's seeking some pastor support this weekend???
Hailey Bieber and Kendall Jenner at #Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival Day 1 in Indio, CA. (April 12, 2019) pic.twitter.com/QaV4x8f0gP— Hailey Baldwin Updates (@HailsBaldwinCR) April 13, 2019
Interesting, isn't it? How many relationships and marriages in Hollywood remain on such amicable and friendly terms even after a legal ending?
Demi Moore and Bruce Willis
Naomi Watts and Liev Schrieber
Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield
Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder
Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony
Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin
Fergi and Josh Duhamel
Just to name a few. Is there any kind of pattern there?? ;-)
And remember this very friendly looking, but "accidental" bumping-into that took place after their "break up"? Austin Nichols and Sophia Bush.
Maybe Austin, Jake, and Sophia could do a Biebs-"Kenny"-Hailey Instagram "we-are-family" post too, with a throwback to when they were all at the beach together in 2006:
and then with Austin carrying Jake's shoes,
Good times!
• And Narnia wishes we could play a wholehearted "Ding Dong the you-know-what is dead", but this fauxmance was so devoid of conclusiveness and execution, we can't even muster up one chorus, lol. Nonetheless, we are glad to see the end of Naomi Campbell's Tick-like attachment to the thriving Liam Payne. Here's a couple of recent pictures of one of Narnia's faves.
Has a VW bus ever looked any better?
.@coachella here I come 🚌🌵🙌🏼 pic.twitter.com/kpDDhS5vbi— Liam (@LiamPayne) April 12, 2019
Which then reminded 1D fans of this time:
— Joł😎 (@mordeczka_jol) April 12, 2019
Leave it to Liam to tug at the heartstrings with that picture.
Thank you, Liam!!
Special bonus - here's Liam's reaction to the VW bus:
• For some reason, every time I see Kris Allen performing in the southeast (which is pretty much a fixture now), it feels like Kristopher's reaction to crossing west of the Mississippi is like George Costanza's in this episode of Seinfeld:
What's next on Kris's schedule? An "intimate" performance on May 5 in Blue Ridge, GA at a private cabin. The performance is listed as a fundraiser for Big Change [social impact accelerator that finds inspired youth with potentially world-changing ideas and helps them bring those ideas to life] and tickets are $68.27 (w/ service fee) and there is a $140 VIP Private Meet and Greet event.
Sounds quite lovely anyway, doesn't it? Mountains and a private cabin. If you live in Arkansas, Georgia, Nashville TN, or New York, you've got a reasonable chance at seeing Kris perform. If you live west of the Mississippi? Wellllllllllll.....different story.
We have those American Idol memories and You Tube as well. Interesting, isn't it? Because this guy is quite talented. He's a great songwriter and really has evolved as a singer. But his geographical boundaries are narrowing instead of enlarging, which isn't a bad thing as long as he is happy and loves what he is doing. When this Blue Ridge private cabin performance in May is the only listed tour date on the internet though, it does leave one kind of scratching their head. With two children to see through school and possibly college, it's kind of an interesting, non-ambitious path....
• Look at this dandy photo Austin posted on his Instagram this past week. Love that tie!!
• Meanwhile, Jake's people want us to believe that he is re-shooting scenes from the Far From Home tentpole movie. When IHeartJake posted the paparazzi photos, they were posted as "At a gym in West Hollywood". But according to two different Instagram accounts, "ffh cast" and "the_comicb00k_lover", the gym photos were actually reshoots for the movie. You don't say? So, sounds like another case of End of Watch and the Subway "filming"?? Here's Jake hidden by a large black bag, along with some of the film crew? Co-stars from Far from Home? Are they shooting a scene? One in sweat pants and hoodie, the other in denim pants. Working out at the gym? Re-shooting? Both???
Then, it was Cartier
Heyyyyyy, that's not the elusive Jeanne Cadieu, is it? Where in the heck has she been, anyway? Oh, that's right! Jake has been overseas since the closure of his play, thus here comes Caribou from out of the wine cellar to help give him his needed cover. Because otherwise, it feels like a year or so since we were told these two were canoodl-ers.
Exclusive: Jake Gyllenhaal has been dating 22-year-old model Jeanne Cadieu since June 2018. https://t.co/Eip432LwrB— Us Weekly (@usweekly) December 21, 2018
And this is supposedly her and beau Jakers at the Paris airport on Apr 10. Notice Jake is practicing for his lead role in Phantom of the Opera - half of his face is missing.
So, Jake goes from New York City cross country to Los Angeles to post-produce a re-shoot of a Far From Home gym scene allll the way over to Paris, France for a Cartier launch, then back to New York City to flip himself off. Here's Jake pointing at his own nose, allegedly today:
• Looks like Jared and Jensen are playing their "New York City" narrative, except theirs is the "Austin TX" narrative. Their social media is frequently sprinkled with pictures which lack solid date stamping. In other words, they merely list a current ongoing event, but there is not veritable proof that the pictures are current. And what are the chances of photo layering being used with an added background photo?
Here was Jensen allegedly at the WGC Dell Match Play held in Austin, TX, and a stop on the PGA Tour.
The match play ran from March 27 through the 31st. Jensen's photo was posted on March 30, thus
And the "Ivan Shawski Shaw" for J2, aka Steve Carlson, providing the use of his Instagram to place Jensen as possibly working on some music at Arlyn Studios, which is in, of course - Austin, TX:
and then Jensen added his own photo yesterday:
We are to presume the photo was taken recently, because 1) Steve Carlson placed himself in the Austin studio yesterday. Not necessarily a deal sealer. But then there's point 2) one might argue, which is because of the heavy scruff; the follicle growth which causes fans to conclude that beard = hiatus so it must be current. Makes sense. Could be. Or could not necessarily be. Interesting the photo is in black and white. And believe it or not [this is now truly interesting to know], did you know that facial hair can be created in photos? I don't expect anyone to watch this whole video, but as I told M&M - know that it exists. This was fascinating. And kind of scary.
There are other more current videos because believe it or not, this particular one is from 2014! So, definitely enough to make me stroke my own chin in contemplation. LOL!
Seriously however, depending on the distance of the subject and the filter, one could see follicle alteration as being a distinct possibility.
Guaranteed money shot of absolute placement? A major, televised award show. Or a live, televised sporting event. Here was such an example - Patrick Mahomes with the alleged ruler of his television remote control on his right.
— Ben Hanson (@keehawk12) April 7, 2019
•And if anyone was able to catch this historical moment in America, South Bend, IN Mayor Pete Buttigieg announcing his candidacy for President of the United States, with his husband at his side. Truly, this was a genuine, historic moment. Someone who is stepping up due to the dire situation in our country.
Such a touching moment between Pete Buttigieg and his husband Chasten. Seeing a gay couple have a legit shot at occupying the White House shows us there is hope for a more inclusive future. #PeteForAmerica pic.twitter.com/lJeB0sGwdL— Adam Best (@adamcbest) April 14, 2019
I'm glad to be alive to see this day.
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So, a little bit of this, a little bit of that...and Monday's around the corner. So let's go get 'em.
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4 comments:
From elsewhere in the Jakers hemisphere:
To me, it's always impossible to understand how much effort these people make to "investigate" Jake's love life - as if it's our right to know what's going on. It's not.
His private life is strictly his own business.
Wellll, for us "investigators", it really did not take too long to revise my post on these latest antics, I mean "developments" in Jake's "love life".
Nope, not a lot of effort at all. I love how some blogs love to defend and speculate about Jake's "love life" when it involves a member of the female population, but when it's supposed to be Austin, it's suddenly not allowed and it's taboo.
Bullshit.
And it doesn't take any effort at all to investigate Jake's stunts. All you need are two eyes and some functioning brain cells.
I think that comment was made because that blog knew what was going to be coming and they don't like it. Well, tough.
"investigators".
It really is looking like Mgmnt has taken over two blogs now. GB hasn't been looking the same for quite some time.
Look again at that photo of what is supposed to be Jake at this Cartier event and the back of a female's head. An anonymous on the internet is telling us that is supposed to be Cadieu.
How on earth can you tell? Not only that, but look how crowded everything is in that picture. So Jake is supposed to be sitting in that gold chair and who we're told to understand that is Caribou squatting beside him. Look how close his neighbor in the navy dress is. And they've got another chair between her and Jake! How is there room for another chair and whose chair is that? If Jake's gf is Caribou and they were both at this Cartier event, then why isn't she sitting next to him?
So why isn't she sitting in that chair next to him but instead she's squatting on the floor talking to him?
LOL!! Stop it, just stop it, Jake.
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