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Sunday, October 22, 2023

The Beat Goes On with Liam Payne and Takes Off for Travis Kelce and the NFL

 



Well, high school football games are underway and pumpkin flavored everything is in season!  Even though the Writers Guild strike is over, the SAG-AFTRA strike is ongoing (with the WGA supporting them, or at least they were) and so publicists and talent agency teams are still trying to figure out ways to keep their clients in the news and visible.  For Narnia's faves, that's a double whammy.  

Let's see what's happening where and with whom.

 

• Liam Payne reappeared to the public eye several times to try and make it look like he was working on new music and a mini-tour, only to have the "new music" remain elusive and the mini-tour yanked out from under him, in the form of an alleged "kidney infection" affliction.  

Simon Cowell and Sony, we thought Liam was supposed to be ill?  So ill that he had to cancel highly anticipated shows scheduled for South America. On September 12, Liam was scheduled to perform in Mexico at the time of this alleged illness.   WHAT a coincidence.  #Not

Instead, by September 11, Management was using his image to make it look like he was strolling around Lake Como with the Beard. 

Here below, we were provided a social media account to explain to everyone why Liam's hand was on his back at this precise camera-captured moment, in addition to chastising fans who were critical of his photo-op'ing appearance with the Beard when he was "supposedly" so ill that he had to cancel tour dates.  Oh, and how convenient that Splash News just happened to capture the moment.

 


 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Syco/Sony has to add legitimacy to the whole "kidney infection" story, right?  So, let's have Liam put his hand on his back in one of the photos.  Interesting that, in the other photos, his "infection" didn't appear to have needed visual support.  Lots of balconies, bushes, railings, stone walkways, all getting in the way of unobstructed images. Hmm. Imagine that.

Just as a quick reminder, here were the dates for Liam's cancelled performances.


credit:  liam 93 productions


 

Huh.  Funny how Liam just happened to "pop up" in these photos, allegedly from Lake Como, right around the dates of the concert performances so that some fans can raise a suspicious eyebrow.  After all, if Liam can be out and about, strolling with the beard, he must not really have been sick enough to cancel those concerts, right?  "What a louse!" [insert sarcasm]

And this kind of garish headline is another shady tip-off:




By the way, curiously enough, the above tweet (which was accompanied by another Pop Crave post which included the link to the Sun story about Liam's alleged physical state of "agony"), did not allow for replies.  Yet, this same twitter account did not seem to have a problem allowing replies on its other tweets, but their two tweets about Liam, though?  No engagement allowed. Hmmmm....wonder why that would be?  Not only that, but the Sun.co.UK twitter account did not even tweet their own story.  "Pop Crave" did that dirty work for them.   

Does anyone else find that rather peculiar? Fingerprints removed from the crime scene, perhaps?





 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As several fans shared personal stories about their own kidney infections and based on their descriptions, they described the pain as intense and accompanied by other symptoms such as fatigue, chills, fever, and nausea. So, Narnia found it interesting that Liam was allegedly able to bounce back and immediately hop on a plane for a four-hour flight, without a care in the world. Or, without any kind of self- awareness about all those disappointed South American fans.  That doesn't sound like Liam at all, does it?

No, what seems more likely is maybe Cowell and Sony setting Liam up for failure in the eyes of his fans with concert dates that were never going to come to fruition.  The "kidney infection"?   A convenient malady conjured up because Sony knew that fans would buy into it, due to his early 1D alleged history with a kidney malady and a garlic necklace, to dare fans to question the validity of the story.  Worked out just perfectly, didn't it?

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And the crowning touch for implausibility was the Beard using her social media to inform Liam's fans of his hospital release and hey, even though he was allegedly home now, she was going out for the evening!  Not even a word about having someone sit at home with the newly released patient.  Liam was going to have to fend for himself!





Despite all these and other past attempts to rile up and alienate his fan base throughout the years, Narnia continues to fully support Liam Payne, who no doubt refused to comply with another Simon Cowell and Sony demand. 1) Given planted articles, 2) Zayn's career resurgence and 3) recent Cheryl quotes about Liam, that new contractual demand most likely involved wanting Liam to agree to have another stunt baby with Cheryl Cole. That's right. The OTT punishment, sabotage, and abuse, not surprisingly, related to Liam's closet. 

He will rise above all of this - we're just waiting it out.

 

His day of breaking free is coming.

 

• Narnia isn't sure which part of Travis Kelce's team is responsible for setting up/agreeing to this latest contract with a regrettably familiar face:

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But the sheer lunacy of their (first?) alleged "hook-up" was off the charts.  These teams continue to stun Narnia with their so-called "imaginative" ways.

Narnia would love to know how Travis even had the time to "quietly hang out" on the east coast when Shifty was supposed to have been there.  People in the know, are aware that the Chiefs have few days off, right? Between practices, game days, and travel days, there are one or two days to recover from a game, get injury treatments, and not a whole lot else.

At the time gossip of this new fauxmance emerged mainstream, the Chiefs had several road games going on: one in New Orleans LA (Sun, Aug 13) and one in Glendale AZ (Sat, Aug 19), in addition to one home game vs. Cleveland on Sat, Aug 26.  Then, Travis injured his knee at the end of practice on Tuesday, Sept 5, just before the home opener against Detroit on Thursday, Sept 7.

When is he supposed to have had time to be "quietly hanging out" in the Big Apple?  Management couldn't even muster up any photoshopped pics.  They just wrote up some fan fiction and dialed up a few rags to publish it.  Then they got the Kansas City Star (who are so totally all-in on this story) to play along, as well as a local sports talk radio station 610 AM to chatter about it.  That radio station, by the way, is part of the Chiefs' broadcast network.

In addition, management teams can plant some interns on Twitter and that's about all it's going to take to blow this smoke over a crowd of gullible NFL followers.  Not to mention Shifty's brainwashed army of bullying fans. 

[UPDATED NOTEAccording to Page Six, August 31 is around the date that Travis has confirmed he was in New York City as he was taping the New Heights podcast.  Huh.  Well, we reckon that's possible, especially if the team got a couple days off for Labor Day holiday after their pre-season.


Although neither star has directly addressed the romance rumors, Kelce confirmed that he was recently in New York during the Aug. 31 episode of his "New Heights" podcast. - Page Six, Sep 12, 2023


There's just one logistic problem with this date provision.  Narnia took a look at the episodes of the New Heights podcast surrounding this date of "Aug. 31 episode".  August 31 was actually the airing date of Episode 51.  So, could it have been possibly the episode before or after Episode 51, Episodes 50 or 52 for which Travis had to go to NYC?

So, in this article from Business Wire, we see this bit of information:

 

New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce” is filmed remotely with Jason in Philadelphia and Travis in Kansas City. - Business Wire, Sept. 21, 2022


This makes sense.  It's easy to tell that New Heights is filmed remotely.  I've seen alot of the episodes and while with Jason, we've seen his dog napping on a couch behind him, or heard his wife and daughters arriving home from an outing, we also see Travis every single time, cramped into a corner with a few knick-knacks and memorabilia.  Same background setting for each brother.  

And while some episodes have been filmed on location elsewhere when both brothers have been available, for the most part, the episodes have been filmed in their homes during the season.

And for episodes 50, 51 and 52?  Travis is in his home Zoom location, not a "new" studio, which he would've had to use had he been in NYC.

 

Episode 50


 

 

Episode 51



Episode 52

 

 

[Nice John Mayer tee, by the way, Travis!  😉]

Additional information on the filming of New Heights, from Forbes:


The brothers record remotely on Tuesday, which is usually a day off for NFL players across the league, and a team of WSE employees edits, post-produces and releases the show on Wednesday — about six-to-10 hours after the Kelces originally recorded it.

Though it’s typically remote and once a week, they recorded a bi-weekly, in-person show when Jason’s teammate, Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts, was a guest on Nov. 10. Since it was Travis’ bye week, they broadcasted from the Eagles’ facility.

When Travis’ quarterback, superstar Patrick Mahomes, was the guest for the Dec. 1 show, Travis and Mahomes recorded from the Kansas City Chiefs’ training facility, and Jason was remote from his studio.

WSE set up remote studios for both brothers since Travis lives in Kansas City and Jason is in Philadelphia. Travis has more room in his house than Jason, who has a wife and two young children, so it was a bit easier to find studio space for Travis.

source:  Forbes, December 2, 2022


So, we at Narnia have to question this alleged statement from Travis via Page Six about his and Shifty's "quietly hanging out" around Aug 31. (special thanks to Methodical Muser for this assistance) ]   Now, on to the next of what would involve into a slew of shenanigans.


Once the "rumors" were off and running, Shifty helped add to speculation by appearing "drunk" at the VMA Awards on Sept 12.  Lest we forget, Travis Kelce is widely known to be a partier and loves to participate in the libations.  Whereas many might wonder what on earth Shifty would have in common with Travis Kelce and his high-volume lifestyle, she helped to show his possible "influence", right for the cameras to see.

🚨🚨  warning - Elaine Benes dancing ahead:

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I mean, what on earth??  😏

 


 

 

Narnia has seen some eyepopping beard behavior, but Shifty's Elaine Benes dancing probably tops the list at this point, smh.

 


 

We apologize, folks, for your exposure to those awkward demonstrations, but it had to be asked at this point in time, what was Travis's team thinking?  We have no doubt Shifty agreed to whatever this mess is going to be - for this would only go on to become one of the glossiest show-fauxmances we've seen in these parts, and in fact, we would also realize there is a third, crucial party invested in it. 

The question is how lengthy and involved this high-profile display will become and will it at some point become disruptive of Travis' football performance on the field.  

We know that Travis' CAA media team dipped their toes in the bearding waters with Megan Thee Stallion at the CMT Awards this past April. Certainly, Stallion is someone more compatible with his long-established public image. For some reason though, the pairing was dropped quickly. 

Or was it that this was an early musician setup, to prepare for Shifty after her performance at Arrowhead Stadium on July 8. She, after all, began her career in Country Music. 


He has a private jet? Or rather, access to Patrick's Airshare?? 😉


Let's get back to, what were they thinking?

All Travis and his team had to do was simply look at how almost all of Swifty's merkins have been treated over the years, which is with no respect whatsoever.  

When Jake's new book, The Secret Society of Aunts and Uncles, was recently released and promoted by Barnes and Noble in an Instagram post, a fan stated that they had to turn off the replies.  Indeed, this is true - there are no comments enabled for their post.   Why?  Because Shifty's mob-like following enjoy jumping in with their editorials.  Pathetic.

 


 

Jake and his team, including publicist Mara Buxbaum, thought they were being clever back in 2010, by entering into a mutually "benefiting" contract with Shifty "Taylor" Swift.  After all, what better way to be hetero-immortalized than to have the album Red be performed and hinted at as being all about you?  Sounds like a publicist's dream, right?  Well, the publicist team has been the only benefactor.  

Because here we are in 2023, and all that contractual arrangement has done is damage Jake's image.  Thirteen years later, and his Twitter search is still filled with verbal abuse, ridicule,  "F' you's" and red scarf memes.   

 


 

She will somehow, by hook or by crook, find a way to get herself a statue, just watch.

 

 


 

 

 

And Jake's people still have his Instagram comments limited.  

Is it really a preferred mindset that bad publicity is better than no publicity at all?

If this fauxmance becomes a May-to-December show, will Travis really need that level of "camera stalking" (as we have already witnessed), tabloid headlines, and high-profile attention as the NFL season is ongoing?  I don't think Chiefs fans realize that if this "whatever-it-is" ends during the season, it will get quite ugly for Travis?  They don't know that she will not suffer a black eye at all, that he will be the one with the planted stories of what a rotten person he is?  And her fans will attack him just like all the others?  

Because this circus is already shaping up that Travis will become the ghost subject of her next album.   They're setting it up already.



"Shifty has been warned!"


Travis and brother Jason's very successful podcast, New Heights, will prove to be a convenient and successful platform for whatever narratives need to be sold.

Why?  Because even in its inaugural year, New Heights was already hugely successful.

 


 

 

 

From the beginning, Jason and Travis have conducted an entertaining, educational and hilarious podcast, highlighted with stories from their childhood, of game experiences, and guest appearances, particularly by family members.  In other words, it stood on its own merit.

Already however, episodes airing during the winter hiatus and second season of their show have begun to show signs of the podcast being used to "adjust" Travis' public image and plant the seeds/enable along, the Shifty fauxmance.

Without any doubt, this is a case of the whole contrived Travis/Shifty pairing bringing added publicity to the NFL.  Even though the NFL has not been too LGBTQ+ inclusive and encouraging (just see what happened to Michael Sam and Carl Nassib for example), but boy, like many other businesses, they sure welcome the community's disposable income.  Shifty's fans bring huge numbers, which translates to viewers.  Maybe this pairing would/will breed a new generation of NFL fans. 


So, we'll see where this is headed.  Narnia is far from being done adding to this ongoing story; this was just an introduction.  😉  We have much more to add.


• One more comment regarding Travis, this one is about the Sunday, Sep 24 game in which he had two behavioral penalties for 15 yards each.  The "old", temperamental Travis Kelce re-emerged.  It's not difficult to imagine the possibilities why.  Were the Chicago Bears defenders getting too rough?  Were there any other underlying aggravations?

One thing is for sure.  He doesn't need Narnia to advise him to be prepared, in games going forward, - for opposing players who may use the Shifty nonsense to taunt him relentlessly. This is in addition to the heightened media attention, the jokes, and apparently, scripted comments by NFL announcers like Ian Eagle.

Tell Narnia that the line (with a reference to a Shifty song) which announcer Ian Eagle inserted after Travis scored his one touchdown, wasn't already provided to him in case he scored.  Accounts like Sports Illustrated, Pop Crave, CBS Sports, and New York Post Sports all tweeted it out for more viral activity.

 


 

I never thought I would see an accomplished, professional announcer like Ian Eagle reduced to enabling a PR-contrived fauxmance.  Not only that but also helping to promote Shifty's music.  In this instance, she's the one who received the free publicity.  She's the one who benefited, not Travis.  It just made him fodder for a meme.

Will there be benefits for Travis besides increased jersey sales and magazine covers?  Let's hope so.

He deserves better treatment.


UPDATE:

Isn't it interesting how this Travis Kelce/Shifty fauxmance has shot from 0 to 65 in just a matter of weeks.  We can't even hit publish on this post without a new "update".  * eyeroll *

By this brief time, it is very apparent that the contract between Travis and Shifty involves more than just win-win cover for both celebrities and mastermind PR.

But with NFL reporters, major rag sites, and online media obsessed with the saga to the point where Travis' Twitter search isn't even about football anymore, it would appear that there must be another invested party in this "relationship" ➞ the NFL. 

Narnia will take a (much, much) more in depth look in our next post.



pic sources:  liam 93 productions, investor place, Daily Fail, Payne as F, You Tube

our playlist:  Closing Time - Semisonic

                     Just For You - Lionel Ritchie

                     Shining Light - Annie Lennox

                     Real World - Matchbox Twenty

                     Waiting in Vain - Annie Lennox


Wednesday, April 12, 2023

Liam Payne's Media Image: How to Baffle and Mystify A Fandom

 


 

For anyone attempting to make some kind of coherent sense out of the unyielding attacks upon Liam Payne's character and career these days, Narnia suggests that it would be more helpful to take a pause, a deep breath and reevaluate what is really going on behind the scenes.  In other words, trust your instincts and that accumulated knowledge acquired over many years of daily exposure to this abuse-riddled "rags to riches" story. And, most important of all, never forget who we are dealing with when it comes to One Direction's public image and contractual obligations.


INTERVIEWER:  "Who is the most sensible?"

 

Let's start from the beginning with the narrative established for Liam at the beginning of the Hiatus from Hell™. In quick succession, Liam tweeted that he had signed a record deal with Capitol UK (announced on July 21, 2016), soon followed by a deal with Republic Records in October 2016. Six months later he released a huge debut solo record with "Strip That Down" in May 2017. Subsequently, over the next two years, Liam sold over 18 million singles and amassed 3.9 billion career streams. He performed at the Dubai Global Village Complex in front of 110,000 people on March 30, 2018. And then continued to demonstrate his musical versatility by collaborating with some of the biggest artists in the hip hop, pop-infused, and Latin Pop, R&B communities.  Hardly a one trick pony, we also learned, during this time, that he took acting lessons which lead to an audition for Stephen Spielberg's remake of West Side Story. Reportedly, he was part of the final cut of five actors considered for the role.

 

 

Running parallel with all of this positive media coverage, Liam, himself, told us how much he was looking forward to his first solo album and called the release "the last piece in the puzzle" in the musical career he had started a decade earlier as a fourteen-year-old. On a more personal level, articles amplified how he was a "happy" new dad. Cheryl (now Tweedy) Cole chimed in on Twitter to reinforce the domestically contented narrative and hinted about their great sex. Okay, we know, but let's attempt to suspend belief just for a second. 😝 

Closer magazine even disclosed that Niall Horan and Simon Cowell played matchmakers to get the "happy" couple together.  

Before Chiam were a thing, it was Niall and Simon Cowell who got the pair together after they told Liam and Chez that they fancied each other....

Liam explained: "Niall came over to me and said you'll never guess who's got a crush on you – Cheryl.

"I was saying something about Cheryl in Simon's house and he said I know who the future Mrs Payne is."

He added: "Apparently, he really embarrassed her one day by saying, 'Do you know who really, really fancies you', and she left the room bright red and Niall told me this whole story.

"They played Cupid."

I know, but try to work with me here, Niall

 

Oh, and by the way, this is the same time period in which Liam was publicly praising One Direction at the Brit Awards in 2017, affirming that he loved to still sing their music and how much he appreciated the incredible support the group continued to receive from their devoted fans. 



 


 

 

 

 

Alright, now let's fast forward to 2022 and experience an absolute paradigm shift in how Liam's image is being sold. Make sure to hold onto the steering wheel, however, because we are about to navigate a treacherous curve in the road. The audience, in fact, may need a metaphorical neck brace after the multi-car pile-up that awaits us ahead. Remember, that there are reasons that gag clauses and NDAs exist.



Source:  Evening Standard

 


 

As with most unnatural disasters, it's hard to forget Liam's jaw-dropping, seemingly self-inflicted wound made on May 31, 2022. The Logan Paul Podcast episode seemed tailor-made to divide the One Direction fandom further in addition to unleashing a torrential flood of trolls with the retaliatory meme of I-don't-need-a-good-reason "so I blocked Liam Payne."

 

 

 

Cue the expected fandom outrage regarding some of Liam's remarks, especially those focused on his bandmates, with Zayn singled out for particular "distinction".



 

Let's just contrast this eyebrow raising comment, with a much more sensible and recognizable 2016 Liam Payne:

 



 



Two diametrically opposed personas for sure. In fact, if the 2022 Logan Paul interview is considered the apex of Liam's seemingly self-destructive implosion, mid-2018 might be considered the beginning stages of when his public narrative paradoxically reverses course. Don't think it was by chance that Liam prominently displayed a tumblr of "whiskey" served neat (also known as a set prop) throughout the interview. He even disclosed unprompted that he had been drinking before the one-hour + broadcast began. What better way to communicate instability and personal demons. Or, as Paul informs the audience, Liam is fired up and ready to tell some "stories." Interesting choice of words to be sure. Now, Narnia is not eliminating the possibility that Liam might drink when he's anxious or feeling trapped. Lying and stunting not only ravages self-esteem, but damages an individual's physical health, and leads to a feeling of isolation. Two things can be true at once.  

 

Liam at 44 seconds into the interview

In fact, the new manic Liam image is sometimes strikingly unrecognizable. One might even use the words, incendiary and perverse. The once kind, loyal, heroic, sort of goofy, talented, philanthropic, and ambitious man is suddenly packaged and sold, and please excuse Narnia for the double entendre word selection, as a 'directionless' clod and loose-lipped braggart. Before our very eyes, Liam is transformed into a cheater. An alcoholic. A serial monogamist. A failed musician. A Zayn hater. A liar. An absent father. Biphobic. Oh, and let's not forget the unhinged farce at the Oscars known as Accent-gate, featuring Liam's inexplicable allegiance to an American movie actor who had just physically assaulted a presenter on a broadcast seen around the world.

See: Liam Payne's Own Beautiful War Against the Music Industry

Making sure not to get too bogged down by the headline-grabbing details involved in this train wreck, let's take a more Big Picture approach, especially when reviewing the past several years. A period of time where the pattern of vilification has been most clear. Suspiciously, uniform, and oddly predictable. Basically, the viewer is meant to now believe that Liam Payne is more than just occasionally problematic. He is an abject failure. Not only as a person, but as a performer, and a "dad."  In fact, we are now being told that Liam is so desperate regarding his stalled career that he is practically begging for a One Direction Reunion.

 


 

Sidenote:  

1)  Narnia doesn't know where this new reunion narrative is headed. It could just be another effort to demonstrate how rock bottom 'The Powers That Be' want the public and fandom to perceive Liam's current situation. However, given the constant shadiness associated with 1D's hiatus, including the timing and the group's 18-month pinkie swear promise to get back together, accepting the true meaning at face value is probably not the best choice. Especially, if this new anecdote is actually coming from the Simon Cowell, Rob Stringer, and Azoff contingents. The group most responsible for the imposition of the One Direction hiatus in the first place, (a "business" plan visibly inaugurated as far back as 2013, but more than likely part of the original Sony 2011 contract). Don't forget the music industry views the shelf life of boybands as being no more than five years. Therefore, TPTB may just be trying to make more money off of One Direction, this time in a more untraceable manner. Evidence, in fact, abounds in support of this theory, by simply looking more closely at the thought-provoking clues left behind for the One Direction fandom by the Rainbow Bondage and Sugar Baby Bears tour appearances. Especially, during the latter half of 2015. 

2)  Regardless of the actual situation, the official narrative that Sony, et al. wants the public to believe is that Louis Tomlinson is an authentic, unrestrained entity, who calls his own shots. That Zayn Malik is likewise an autonomous agent, given that his contract supposedly was cancelled by RCA in November 2021 as a result of his "fight" with Yolanda Hadid, and because his third solo album, Nobody is Listening only reached No 44 on the US Billboard 200. 

 


Then there is Harry Styles, the last Sony-signed artist from One Direction, who has reportedly completed his three album deal under Columbia Records, and yet still not announced his future plans on whether or not he will stay with the label. No doubt the omission has been intentional. Given that we are still in April, and Harry apparently signed his contract with Sony on June 23, 2016, Narnia surmises that we will just have to watch this space as summer draws near and the 13th anniversary of One Direction is reached one month later on July 23. Moreover, it's just been announced that LOVE ON TOUR will end in Italy on July 22, 2023 which is, at the very least, interesting timing. No wonder we continue to be brainwashed told that Harry "loves" Rob Stringer and that Jeff Azoff is his "best friend". The implication is that there would be no reason not to continue Harry's professional association with Sony/Full Stop Management. Right?  👀



Let's return to our discussion regarding Liam's public image. Experience teaches that the kind of abusive, consistently humiliating media coverage that Liam has been enduring, especially over the last few years, doesn't just fall from the sky. That's why publicity and crisis teams exist. Therefore, someone(s) has to be behind the curtain, stoking this image disaster while also preventing any kind of helpful intervention.  We know that Liam is still listed on the Capitol UK and Republic Records artist rosters. But, Doyen Global (now KIN Partners) was headlined to have dropped Liam in November 2021. At least that was the cover story presented. No doubt to protect the "manager" who had been assigned to Liam: Steve Finan O'Conner. Although Narnia prefers to simply call him, 'The Barnacle'. 

 


Interestingly enough, O'Conner claimed on his LinkedIn page that he left KIN in September, 2021, but there was never an official announcement of his "departure."  That allowed him to continue to accompany (monitor) and oversee public Liam Payne under the guise of a shared interest in NFTs. (Sorry, but another 'Sure, Jan' is warranted.) Seemingly, Liam was free, but being handled in a covert manner. The Barnacle accompanied Liam during Livestreams, interviews, when Liam was bearding with Maya Henry, during Accent-gate at the Oscars, and at VeeCon during the Logan Paul Podcast. In other words, he was present anytime Public Liam was pushed out to humiliate himself once again. The question is why are TPTB working overtime to hide O'Conner's involvement in Liam's destruction? For some reason, finding information on Liam's Management situation is like trying to find a needle in a haystack, which makes Narnia wonder where is all this drama/career assassination headed.

 

 

And when the 1D fandom started to catch on, O'Connor conveniently sleeked off into the night. No surprise that his exit came after the Oscar's Accent-gate in March 2022, the Logan Paul Podcast disaster on May 31, 2022 and the ending of the fake relationship with Liam's beard, Maya Henry (May/June2022).  Contracted deliverables apparently met. At Louis' red carpet premiere of All of Those Voices in March, 2023, an event at which O'Connor would normally have been seen hovering in the background, Liam was instead paired with Sara Lee, longtime stunt handler with ties to Simon Cowell. While Louis was observed alongside Simon Jones, another deep-rooted One Direction hanger-on. 

 


Remember the slimeball guy who cunningly separated from Hackford Jones PR in December 2015 (surely another random event), just as the group disbanded, and opened his own agency under the name SJPR. What a coincidence that Louis would choose Jones to be his publicist to not only continue to enforce his public image (largely based on Babygate 1.0 and bearding entanglements), but to be entrusted to launch his uncertain, teetering-on-the-edge solo career. His other client, Niall Horan, obviously included just to remind the One Direction fandom that Jones could actually promote a client in a competent manner...that is, if he wanted to. When it comes to One Direction, the Syco connection runs deep. So much for being free, which is what Sony/Syco wants fans to conclude. The illusion is necessary so that anything Louis or Liam do will be perceived as two blokes just acting on their own volition. Louis' sudden interest in fatherhood being a perfect example. By the way, Sara Lee also was seen directing chatting with the latest semi-naked bottom feeder, Kate Cassidy, at Louis' premiere, underscoring one of her chief functions when it comes to her professional responsibilities in relation to Liam. The conclusion from this event is that Barnacle may have left the stage but Sony/Cowell are very much still present, pulling the strings behind the curtain.

Sidenote: Proof of Barnicle being present at VeeCon. What a surprise.

 


 

 And even at the end of 2022, fans have not forgotten.

 



Remember, just because the front man disappears, there are always those who remain behind the scenes. The ones with the actual untouchable power and control. In this particular instance, control over Liam's image rights. The kind of individuals who use barnacles like O'Conner to remove their fingerprints from the scene of the crime. Don't ever forget that important precept. 

Contrary to the advice in Wizard of Oz, it is actually essential to pay attention to the man (people) behind the curtain, no matter how many layers of deception are fabricated to shield the Master Puppeteers from public scrutiny. People like Steve Finan O' Connor. Simon Jones. James Corden. Modest Management. Sarah Stennett. Mike Navarra. Steve Bartlett. Alessandro Michele, Chris Frewin. Savan Kotecha. Jeff Azoff. Dan Wooton. Kid Harpoon. James Grant Management. Ben Winston. Narnia will stop here because the list is truly never-ending. Unfortunately, there are always people eager to do favors for the power brokers, especially when it comes to imposing the closet because there are so many safeguards to cover up their abuses and lies. So many rewards to be "earned". Individuals who are often times compromised themselves. In Nazi Germany, these kinds of cooperative functionaries were called Kapos - simultaneously collaborators, perpetrators and victims.

At this point, Narnia certainly knows no one is trying to stem the bleeding when it comes to Liam Payne's public image. Which makes us think about whether there is some kind of Incapacity/Key Member Clause in their Syco contract. Especially, since Zayn had already "left" the group in 2015. In addition, the timing of all this negative publicity is critical to isolating the inflection point of events. This knowledge then leads to a better understanding of when the piling on actually began in earnest and for what purpose. Interestingly enough, the negative media coverage was really put into motion after Liam's "break-up" with Cheryl Cole. Almost suggesting that as long as Liam was playing along with the hetero closet imposed on him by Simon Cowell, et al. (and everyone knows that Cheryl Cole Tweedy is an inbred Cowell/Syco minion), no real damage was being inflicted directly regarding his career. Not least of which was because Cheryl was obviously being rewarded for her participation in Babygate 2.0. 

Narnia suspects that the key year in Liam's media image shift can be traced to 2018 based on two significant events that coincidently took place in July. Liam Payne's "break-up" with Cheryl Cole (contract ending?) and the sudden renaming of his supposed music management company from Doyen Global to KIN Partners. How interesting that Liam signed a deal with Doyen Global for music management in July as well. The company tweeting out a welcome on July 25, 2016. Doyen Global was always a shady set-up from the beginning. This sports focused operation allegedly set-up a music division just for Liam Payne. Hard to believe that an experienced and successful musical artist like Liam would sign with a company with no track record in the music business.


"Guided" by Doyen Global


 With that baffling background as context, let's return to Liam's public image.

2017
 

Keep in mind that Babygates were indispensible strategies to the Sony/Syco Masterplan when it came to One Direction. Beards and fake engagements no longer considered impactful enough to divide (weaken) the fandom while also subverting Larrie and Ziam supporters. As we know, Louis' Babygate was orchestrated to be launched in 2015, while One Direction was still touring. The plausible reason for his stunt acceleration was that Louis' hetero push needed to be rolled-out first, given the Sony/Azoff blueprint for immediately repackaging and selling Harry as the next big Rock Star. It's no coincidence that Yachtgate was set into motion even before 2016 began.  A mere 16 days after 1D's final performance on the X Factor.

Caribbean: Jeff Azoff, Harry Styles December 29, 2015


In fact, Narnia has reason to believe that there's a direct correlation with the selling of the Jeff Azoff / Harry Styles documented "friendship" and the kickoff of Sony's grand scheme. Note below, the early foreshadowing of the future narrative with Harry's Rolling Stones rock star t-shirt, reportedly taken inside the Azoff household in 2013.

 

August 15, 2013
 

Up until now, we've been focusing on the narrative from TPTB standpoint, but let's switch off and really hear what Harry and Louis were communicating, particularly in that fateful year of 2015. Here's a bedecked RBB, sitting on his throne, counting his money (coins on armrest), while on the phone no doubt making mega deals.



Oh, and if our readers are still not convinced that the Bears were Louis and Harry's way of informing the fans what was going on behind the scenes with Sony/Syco, maybe this set-up will convince the nonbelievers.  

This time, Rockstar Harry is clad in ermine-like royalty, and has even more (paper) money stuffed into his left shoe. The Green Sticker (Harry) is surprised and the Blue Sticker (Louis) is sad. The baby bottle is hardly subtle, but no one is celebrating because the cigar is extinguished in the champagne flute. Even more specific are the letters "GMA", written below the wood paneling (see below). And on what television show was Louis forced to acknowledge his upcoming "fatherhood" in August 2015?  That's right. Good Morning America (GMA). Given this context, Louis' current song, "Chicago," which reference's fatherhood, is likely part of the current story playing out in 2023.


Chicago, August 23, 2015
 

Forgive the digression, but Narnia believes it's important to reveal how the hiatus was planned well in advance. Which means what we see being played out now is relevant to understanding how Liam's image also has been planned, including Babygate 2.0.  

Note the Rock Star pic provided below, under Louis' reminder that "It's all planned." This time, there is a sad Red Sticker (Liam) next to the baby bottle. If this means what Narnia thinks it means, by August 25, 2015, there is verification from Louis and Harry that Liam was being setup with his own Babygate. All that was needed was Liam's pedal-to-the-metal breakup with Sophia Smith on October 26, 2015 for the show to begin almost immediately. By November, tabloid rumors were already circulating about Liam and Simon Cowell flunky, Cheryl Cole's romantic pairing. Everything falling perfectly into place to coincide with the upcoming Hiatus from Hell™. 

 

Louis' "Just Like You" music video released on October 11, 2017 - Coming Out Day


Milwaukee, August 25, 2015
             (Note:  On August 23, 2015, One Direction announced their extended hiatus.)

 

In addition to the foretelling of Babygates 1.0 and 2.0, the Cheryl setup was being unveiled as well. The upcoming narrative represented by the toothpaste tube under the brand name of Col(e)-gate (Cheryl Cole) in SBB's paw. Moreover, the crown that RBB is wearing has the green and red gemstones on display, instead of the typical blue and green. No mistake that this tableau is about Liam and Harry's hiatus futures. An added hint being that the August 29th date of the assembled "scene" took place on Liam's twenty-second birthday.

Bonus foreshadowing:  Harry had already been selected for Dunkirk by the end of August 2015. Hence the military uniform and the Green happy face sticker. 

Detroit, August 29, 2015



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Besides Cowell's connection to Cheryl Cole who had rumors for decades about her own sexuality and relationship to fellow Girls Aloud bandmate Kimberly Walsh, she was a perfect means to an end. Cheryl was a current judge on the UK X Factor (British Series) in 2015, providing the ideal controlled environment in which to sell the beginning embers of their "romance" to the fandom. After all, One Direction was to perform live at the X Factor studio for the final time before the hiatus began. Oh, and look. The Mirror was able to capture a potato cam screenshot, just to prove that the storybook moment was genuine. Very organic.




And, if you still don't think Sony/Syco didn't set up this coupling yet, in preparation for Babygate 2.0, take a look at this moment from October 28, 2017 when Liam performed his hit song "Bedroom Floor" on the X Factor, with Cheryl looking on "lovingly" in the audience.  Hmm. Does that look like One Direction beard handler Katie Ray sitting next to Cheryl? Someone directly related to Simon Cowell and Simon Jones. Now why would Cheryl need a beard minder at an X-Factor performance of her "boyfriend" and "son's father"? 

 

 

In contrast, during this scripted moment, it's interesting that when the X Factor host, Dermot O'Leary, goes into the audience before Liam's performance to interview Cheryl, the stunt handler is nowhere to be seen. Vanished into thin air it seems. Could that be because Katie knew to get out of camera range for this planned interaction? 


No stunt handler


Sara Lee, Stunt Handler, Publicist,  - Simon Jones PR

 

Oh, and look how Sara Lee (another stunt handler) is with Liam on the Red Carpet in London for Louis' film premiere of All of Those Voices on March 16, 2023. These crisis managers never seem to be far away even seven years into the hiatus. And, no Steve Finan O'Connor in sight. 

Overall, there are, no doubt, many working theories that provide some insight into why Liam's image has been trashed pretty much consistently since 2020. At first, when the Covid lockdown hit in mid-March, Liam looked happy and healthy and was featured on a fan favorite single called "Midnight Hour", released on April 8, only three weeks into lockdown. Curiously enough, "Midnight Hour" was another Liam collaboration not released by either of his record labels. Instead, this project was recorded in mutual self-isolation with acclaimed Swedish DJ and record producer, Alesso. It was Alesso who issued the record on the Stockholm-based Alefune label, with Liam as the featured artist, in much the same way that Steve Aoki provided a label and promotion for Louis' first solo endeavor, "Just Hold On" back in 2017. [Almost as an afterthought, Universal Music Japan, released Midnight Hour six months later on October 9, 2020).

A few weeks later, Liam connected with his fandom once again with an innovative and entertaining YouTube weekly series, beginning on April 26. The episodes were designed to share what was going on in his life during lock-down, while imparting random thoughts about popular culture and answering fan questions.  It was a series, by the way, riddled with gay innuendo and symbols, like a stuffed unicorn and a triangle necklace. Liam perhaps rebelling against what was about to come.

 


 

The timing of the videos was also interesting because Babygate 3.0 was about to be announced by TMZ and Entertainment Tonight on April 28. (Certainly, a common way of revealing such life changing events - sarcasm intended).  

• Two days later, Zayn's beard, Gigi Hadid, was conveniently booked on Jimmy Fallon's, The Tonight Show where she predictably confirmed that indeed she was "pregnant". 

After that "announcement", the expedited Babygate 3.0 timeline was launched:

• September 19, 2020 the "baby" was allegedly born. 

• Six months later on March 21, 2021  Zayn and Hadid announced their "breakup" on social media. 

• On November 2021, Zayn left his record label. 

Whew! Let's just suggest that after Babygate 3.0, Zayn was pretty much over it and saying, "I'm outta here!"

 

In retrospect, it's hard to know whether Babygate 3.0 was part of the original Sony/Syco plan developed back in 1D days because RBB and SBB had not begun to send Babygate messages to fans until after Zayn had departed the group on March 25, 2015. However, back on June 27, 2015, in Helsenki, a baby doll was thrown on stage and Louis and Liam infamously let the audience know that the baby (doll) was not real. Three times.

 







 


 

Therefore, it's possible to deduce that since Sony/Syco was committed to cementing industry-imposed closets, particularly related to the two couples in the group, and since the enforced Hiatus was an intricate part of that plan, it's quite possible that once Liam was able to break free of Cheryl Tweedy in mid-2018, that further and further abuse was heaped upon him. Especially since he initially distanced himself from Babygate 2.0 as soon as he could, and continued to send out clues that he was, in fact, part of the gay community. A courageous trend he continues to display up until today.

[Here is Liam quietly wearing his heart on his sleeve with one of his "inspirations" and "idols," renowned LGBTQ+ iconoclast, David Hockney. One of the most influential British artists of the 20th century. ]

 

Art Exhibit, King's Cross, London - February 2023

 

Let's now explore the origin story of Liam's "first born". Although many fans didn't want to believe that Liam was also being saddled with a fake kid, many snickered on social media and precociously began using the phrase Babygate 2.0 as early as 2016. Note the X Factor "Breaking News" connection, once again.

 


Just like with Freddie Reign, Liam's "baby" was given an inside joke moniker. Not exactly the kind of thing real fathers do, especially with their first born. But, the tongue-in-cheek designation of Bear [endure the] Payne was just too obvious to bury one's head in the sand. Apparently, homonyms can come in handy when one is closeted. LOLLLL!

Oh, and Liam's absurd explanation of the "baby's" name on the James Corden show in 2017 didn't do much to stop the chatter.


Liam:  

When he was born...one of the midwife's said, and he had this thing that if they don't have a good cry they get fluids in their lungs which is quite serious.

He was like going Grrrr, Grrrr. When he was like sleeping. 

So I had like specialists running in and out of hospital, my missus was asleep and he was like being checked over... and they're like "we aren't really sure." 

Maybe get someone else, and like 10 doctors coming into the room in the end... and I'm like "Dude, I'm not being funny. He just likes to make a lot of noise. 

And that's how he's carried on ever since. And he became, Bear. Children live out their names. And now he's humongous....

 


 Fast forward to January 2020, when the public "seeding" of another child began to be floated in the media. From out of nowhere, Cheryl revealed that she wanted Bear to have a sibling and was exploring a sperm donor because she still wasn't dating anyone. When the story was first published in the Mirror, Narnia wondered why such a private thought was being spread in the media. Perhaps Sony/Syco was sending a shot across the bow message to Liam, signally that he better follow through on what was being asked of him...or else. It's also quite possible that Zayn was given his own Babygate instead because of Liam's lack of cooperation.


 


Clearly, Liam had already been linked to his new beard, Maya Henry, in August 2018, and there were signs that the PR push would be one of those classic, on/off set ups to create persistent headlines, and periodically hint at marriage. Not surprisingly, once the pandemic began to recede, the fake couple became "engaged" in August 2020.  The breakup then occurred, followed by the official "Back On" publicity four months later, inevitably leading to a cheater scandal (on Liam's part, of course), in May 2022. True to form, the public embarrassment would serve a new emerging narrative about Liam's inability to sustain a stable, healthy relationship. Since we already know that everything's planned, that surrogacy story had to have been planted for a reason. But, by October, another American beard already had been pushed on Liam with a "meeting" taking place in Charleston, South Carolina (September Twitter posts posted to confirm his "visit" there). A subsequent Halloween unveiling announced her identity as Kate Cassidy. At this point, Narnia speculates that something has shifted again on the part of Liam's public narrative. Something set into motion which is just beginning to play out. Given what we have seen thus far though, there is little doubt that more abuse and chaos is to be expected.

A possible working theory for Liam's massive abuse, including the stalling of his music career may be that another Babygate was being dangled to keep him in line for what was being planned regarding his public image. The reason for this speculation has to do with the timing of the following article that dropped from out of nowhere, in January 2023, this time published in The Evening Standard.

 



 

The sperm story stayed out there for three years. Almost like a placeholder, or a threat. And then was abandoned like it was no longer needed.  Is the immediate set up with Cassidy after the "break-up" with Henry part of the reason why? We know there is a power imbalance between the guys and TPTB, but a tradeoff may have been negotiated in the meantime where Liam agreed to have his reputation and physical image trashed in lieu of being the "father" for another kid. At this point, Sony/Syco is interested in maintaining control for as long as they possibly can. What better way to achieve that end than to physically and mentally whittle away at Liam's fan base while further eroding those pesky Ziam believers?

Being that "History" was the last song the group released before the hiatus, both the lyrics and the visuals of the music video might be helpful in understanding where we are today and what we have been experiencing all these years. Foreshadowing career trajectories for all four guys, the ending of the music video is, in fact, chilling. Harry and Niall walking away together in the same direction, Harry waving goodbye to his two mates. While Louis and Liam turn in another direction, following a different life/career path. The implications are disquieting; right before our very eyes is the public narrative that subsequently has been playing out for the last eight years.

 


 

For the most part, both Harry and, to a lesser degree, Niall have been professionally successful, while Louis has suffered for years when it came to his career, particularly between 2016-2019. When he was just about to shine, he was confronted with a natural, random occurrence, shutting down his Walls tour for two years. In the end, the Covid-19 pandemic actually ended up delaying a proper launch of his first album until February 2022.

Now, it appears that Liam has taken over the "failed" narrative from Louis, especially since 2019. Within this context, enough time has certainly passed to know that Sony/Syco has a pattern of using threats, sabotage and Babygates when anyone does not comply with their demands.  Therefore, even once-protected Harry Styles has been experiencing a multitude of bad press lately, from being mocked for allegedly "spitting" on Chris Pine at the Venice Film Festival, to his performance at the Grammys nearly resulting in a catastrophic outcome when the stage inexplicably began to spin the wrong way. Interesting that Ben Winston (longtime Sony/Syco flunky) was named the Executive Producer of the Grammys that year. And then there is always the extreme bearding stunts which are as humiliating as they are viral. Recently, there even has been a Babygate 4.0 threat circulated perhaps in retaliation for Harry not wanting to resign with Columbia Records and/or wanting to leave Full Stop Management. Louis suddenly embracing Babygate 1.0, after five years, might even be viewed as him trying to leverage some better deal for the both of them. One thing that cannot be overlooked is that neither Sony nor the Azoffs are about to allow their cash cow, Harry Styles, to just walk away from them. The power imbalance is as disorienting as it is disturbing.


Source: Tik Tok videos


For sure, the next year is an eerie prospect to consider, after all this time, and after all of Harry's hard work. The 'Chosen One', since X Factor days, out of disfavor, could be easily turned into "sushi" for serving out his purpose. Especially, if he chooses not to cooperate with his masters.

 

"Music For A Sushi Restaurant" Video, October 27, 2022

Still, no matter how desperate the situation appears, it's important for fans to not despair and to have faith in the future. Continue to speak out against these abuses. Support all the guys. Be forgiving. Be strategic. These men are not free. The greatest team the world has ever seen exists because social media has provided a platform to point out patterns, to share information, which then builds a bond between the performer and the audience. It's hard to grasp just how much more awful One Direction's predicament might be today without a spotlight being put on their respective closets and manipulated images. No doubt the guys knew this hiatus would be rough, but when one is dealing with massively unscrupulous forces, it takes a united community to spark any kind of hope of survival. What is rare is that all of them understand the gift they've been given. When all is said and done, there is truly nothing more empowering than to be heard, and to be seen. No matter what the future brings.

Our pic sources: YouTube, Closer, Tik Tok, Jimmy Fallon Show, RTE One, Billboard, Just Jared, Twitter, the Brit Awards, 2017. Evening Standard, Kiss You Music Video, Logan Paul Podcast, Pop Tingz, Giphy, Instagram, Sun, Just Like You Music Video, X-Factor, Tumblr, James Corden, Mirror, History Music Video, Music for a Sushi Restaurant

Our playlist:  Mr. Businessman - Ray Stevens

                      Silver Tongues - Louis Tomlinson

                      Pillowtalk - Zayn Malik

                      Midnight - Liam Payne

                      Music for a Sushi Restaurant - Harry Styles

      

Special Shout out to my partner in crime, Ms. PG. She saved us all from an HTML disaster. Let's never speak of it again. LOL!