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Monday, July 13, 2026

Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles: I Can’t Help Falling in Love with You - The X Factor Years (2010-2011) Part II


One Direction on X Factor, Nov 2010

November was an eye opening month regarding Louis and Harry's evolution as popular members of a boyband that was rapidly growing in popularity throughout the UK. In terms of raw numbers, Series Seven of the X Factor ended up with an average weekly audience of 14+ million viewers. While the Grand Finale show, which aired between Dec 11-12, brought in an estimated 20 million. As the group grew in popularity and visibility so did Louis and Harry's uninhibited interactions on the show. Constantly seeking out ways to be together while being "handsy" with one another at seemingly every opportunity. From humorous sketches and contestant games like Megamind and Spin the Harry, to gratuitous appearances by Harry in a couple of Quickfire sketches hosted by Louis, there was Harry, happy and eager to join in on the fun and revel in the steadfast, doting attention; inevitably and predictably, Harry ended up being Louis' favorite time and time again. Louis' boy. Regardless of the situation or the setting.

One-track mind Louis, lifts Harry up from below the TV camera lens and announces his victory, even though Niall & Matt Cardle were the ones playing the game. LOLLL!

Somehow in the middle of living their dreams over the last several months, a dose of cold reality penetrated their blissful little world around the fifth week of the competition. The timeline and details about the incident are still murky, even sixteen years later, but deductive reasoning can fill in the blanks pretty handily. On November 5 (Friday), an article appears about a contestant gone missing from the X Factor premises. Explained away with a story that Louis Tomlinson was feeling overwhelmed with the pressures of the competition and decided to return home to clear his head for a few days.


As the media coverage developed around this story, an even more implausible element was introduced. The public version of events was that Louis "forgot" to inform the production staff of his departure. The problem with that part of the narrative was that Week Five’s Live Show took place on Saturday (Nov 6), and it doesn't make much sense, given rehearsal schedules, that he would voluntarily leave for a few days and go home to Doncaster on a Thursday. In other words, whatever happened, had to have occurred earlier that week. Perhaps even on a Sunday (Halloween), which we have learned since was a favorite holiday for both Mr. Tomlinson and Mr. Styles. Back-to-back Paintgates in 2012 and 2013 and subsequent Harryweens, are just a few illustrative examples that come to mind.

Louis and Harry's body language on Oct 31, 2010 as Harry makes a "1D"
voting appeal after Saturday's Live Week 4 performance

The other part of the story that is highly suspect was that Louis never looked "crushed" by any competition pressure, and since he and Harry were snugly joined at the hip, this alleged willing separation seems farfetched to say the least. Moreover, this version of events doesn't even begin to address another piece of information which was circulating around Nov 4, 2010. 


And this may be the biggest smoking gun of all. One Direction typically filmed their video diaries on a Monday which in this instance, would have been Nov 1. But for some reason, both Louis and Harry seemed exceptionally tired that day. So much so that it would  have been hard for the production staff not to notice and result in some kind of consequence.





Video Diary, Week 5 Nov 1, 2010

You touched me goodnight
Butterflied both our bellies
You and me are skipping sleep 
With dirty feet
Ready, steady, go

Regardless of whatever took place that week, nothing was stopping Louis and Harry from being in each other's back pockets while continuing to drop hints about the personal nature of their on and off stage relationship. At this point of their involvement, the intimacy was not only physical but observably emotional as well.

After The Kids in America performance, Week 5, Nov 6, 2010


Two examples provide an excellent window into just how far things had evolved at this juncture in their attachment.  Interestingly enough, both instances occurred successively on November 5 and 6 during the week of the "constant same sex action" rumor.


Niall hosting a contestant-centered "talk show" called, "Question Time" with Louis, which aired on
Nov 5, 2010

A smiling, delighted Harry

A coy Louis

A provocative conversation, to say the least, given the juicy gossip that had been circulating that week. But then again, Louis and Harry have always been known for their media awareness and their timely and artful gay-coded messaging. 

Then the following day, on Nov 6, the Dream Team are right back to being as physically close and subversive as ever. 









LOLLLL! With that TMI (actually not), let's enjoy more visual evidence of how Louis and Harry continued to make their relationship more and more public. 

Louis and Harry openly embracing outside Fountain Studios, circa Nov 6, 2010

By the way, closing one's eyes when being hugged, is not only an indication of deep trust, but emotional intimacy and sensory immersion. Shutting one's eyes allows a person to fully focus on physical sensations (e.g. warmth, touch, scent).


One Direction walking down the street, Covent Gardens, Nov 10, 2010

Louis and Harry walking down the street

Spot the Couple


Fountain Studios, Nov 12, 2010 - "I love you, Harry"



Louis is asked who his best friend in the X Factor House is - responds to 5 different accounts


Wembley Stadium, 1D went to the England-France match on Nov 17, 2010 


Arm in arm, circa Nov 19, 2010, Fountain Studios

Closey close

Harry still looking at Louis - Louis' arm still looped in Harry's 

And people were noticing,





Just four lads out bowling, All Star Lanes Nov 25, 2010

Just two boyfriends out bowling and holding hands (Note that Louis is wearing Harry's gray hoodie because, when cold, he gets "a bit moody"). Or if the gray hoodie was Louis physically comforting Harry, the chivalrous gesture screams boyfriend.

November 2010 was indeed an eye-opening month for Louis and Harry’s origin story and for their rapidly growing fanbase. But there is one more classic video diary from November that Narnia would be negligent not to spotlight, and will kick off Part III. Let’s just say that for those who have been paying attention to Louis and Harry since Glastonbury 2025, there is little doubt that they are publicly reconnecting with one another in big ways and small. Most importantly, while this realignment is underway, they want us to come aboard and set sail with them. The time for waiting is over.

From color schemes to song lyrics, to the selection of cover songs, like “Everybody Wants to Rule The World” to the call and response naming of their current tours (How Did We Get Here? – Together Together), they are inviting us to join them on this adventure. That’s what Harry being awarded a Blue Peter Gold Badge at Wembley on July 4 (famously known as Independence Day in America) was about. Like always, they are talking with us. Don’t get caught up in the distractions (Signgate) and the strategic trolling still being unleashed on the Larrie fandom by those same forces who determined that they had "to fade it" back in 2016, aka Hiatus from Hell™. The very same operatives who very much, in 2026, still want “to rule the world”. Keep Louis and Harry in that room (The Closet) where the light won't find them.





Sources: Now Magazine, ITV, Tumblr, X, YouTube

Playlist: Can’t Help Falling in Love – Elvis Presley
              Dancing in the Moonlight - Thin Lizzy
              For the First Time – The Script
              Hannah - Ray LaMontagne
          


Saturday, November 3, 2018

Unsportsmanlike Conduct and Flagrant Fouls for This Famous OTP




October ended in a two week flurry of yellow flags for Narnia's two kings of Sham, Jake Gyllenhaal and Austin Nichols, along with the former's go-to guest star beard, "bestie," Greta Caruso.  Given the guys' obvious need of attention, Narnia would like to permanently document their antics in that special way we like to do.  ;-)

Let's roll the highlight reel for Jake Gyllenhaal over the last several weeks.  First off, Management obviously felt that there was a need for a renewal of the periodic meme that "Jake lives in New York City". Therefore, once again,  we see Jake's tush squished into canvas director chairs repeatedly, with various interviewers, bland back drops, and muffled questions captured on video.  Mostly Instagram-based activity, but somehow attendees were able to capture limited footage of mearding moments like this one.










I love these two together!! Thank you @jesssmarza for the videos and the scoop on the Q&A. She highly recommends this movie, agreeing with what I have heard that it is worthy of an Oscar! @theacademy - - - Jake with @wildlifethefilm director Paul Dano ~ The movie is out now and everyone is loving it!! It will be RELEASED in cities across the country, just check out the link in their ig or mine to find tickets 🎥 🍿- - - 👉👉👉From rogerebert.com 💻 “This is an accomplished, moving piece of filmmaking, one that cares about its characters and trusts its performers. It comes from a relatively old school of dramatic storytelling but connects emotionally because of Dano’s tender, confident work and what he’s able to draw from two of the best performers of their generation.” - - - [Jake at a Q&A for “Wildlife” in NYC on 10.26.18.] - - - #jakegyllenhaal #photooftheday #weightlossjourney #bae #bromance #movies #chrispratt #ootd #streetstyle #drama #film #mood #healthylifestyle #actor #actorslife #aboutlastnight #jakevideo #foodie #mancrusheveryday #ladygaga #nyc #newyorkcity #newyorklife #funnymemes #spiderman #dope #goals #kindness #instadaily

A post shared by Jake Gyllenhaal (@jakeovereverything) on
 

In other words, very controlled glimpses of Jake designed to send certain PR constructed messages.

jakebullshittingovereverybody credits (for once!) someone named Jessica Marza for the video, although if you check out Ms. Marza's Instagram, there are no videos or pictures from the Q & A on her account; in fact, she only has 22 posts.  Another post credits (gasp!) someone called "ihavedepressionsis" for their pictures, but alas, their account is privated. Darn the luck.   Yet another post credits @photojuice, but if you look at their instagram account, they only shared a photo of Bill Camp from one of the Q & A's, but none of Jake.  Just sort of interesting sources...

Then there was the Headstrong Project Annual Gala which has been held around the date of Baby Tile's birthday for the last three years in a row. What a coincidence - said no one at Narnia, lol.  Not when one of the Tiles' birthday is on Oct. 17th and an event such as this can be used to try to prove Jake couldn't possibly have any children because what parent would step out on any possible celebratory festivities? 

2016 - Monday, Oct 16
2017 - Tuesday, Oct 17
2018 - Thursday, Oct 18 

Here's Jake on October 18 at the "New York Gala"... at where else, but New York City,



Supposedly, on the 29th, the recurring lonesome stroll around Tribeca on a deserted sidewalk via People.com. Funny how NY is one of the most crowded international cities in the world, yet the moment Jake appears, everyone seems to scatter. LOLLLLL!


Here's a "livestream" uploaded on YouTube back on the 15th.


Crickets on October 17, Baby Tile #1's birthday.

via GIPHY 

MORE Q & A's the weekend of Oct 26 with matching beanies and enabling participant, Ben Stiller.






Warning! Warning! Fake posing directly up ahead.  And how do we know shenanigans are afoot?  Well, when tweets like this appear and pictures are posted on jakebullshittingovereverybody highlighting the "snoozing", staging and propping are surely going on.


 

More empty sidewalk strolls  #WheresLeo, #shorts, #muffler, #wintercap, #noshowsocks.



Contradictions regarding appropriate weather attire abound here, don't you think? Is it Spring, Summer Winter, or Fall?  Well, Jake is a man for all seasons after all. Always prepared, like the boy scout we know he is. *smirk*

And with all that, we're still not done yet. Jake's last several public weeks of October ended with a loudly trumpeted "platonic" NBA game outing with his "bestie", aka speed dial beard, Greta Caruso.   While the likes of the enabling ubiquitous Gyllenhaal Instagrammer jakebullshittingovereverybody, Just Jared, and the Daily Fail loudly bull-horned that the daughter of actor David Caruso is just a long-time, platonic, pal and bestie.....

"longtime friend",

"longtime BFF"



"longtime pal"


"and his bestie"



But in that characteristic Daily Fail way, they couldn't resist just a bit of "hmmm" with the whispering reference.  LOL!

So lots of "Riccolo" shouting of "longtime pal," "BFF," and did I mention "longtime," planted comments of "girlfriend?" and emphatic reminders of  being"friends,"



and yet...........

and yet...........

you have this,


Along with a zoom lens shot of Jake sniffing Caruso's foundation and moisturizer where her attire seems to be slipping (LOL), aka a common trait of a Hollywood beard which is stepping out the door with skin-bearing bearding attire,


and the "find someone who looks at you the way etc., etc." shot,this time Greta carrying out her half of the deal......


The kiss cam moment without the smooch, but another dose of "bestie" and "best friend goals" captions.




Let's put it this way, I Heart Jake and Instagram could have saved a lot of cyber space had they simply posted this single live look at Mr. Jakey,



LOL!  Whadya think?  When one needs to have a beard, yet doesn't want to sign that piece of paper.....wants to sell the hetero, yet doesn't want to actually extend themselves on the PDA and date nights....when one wants to tease "Are they??.....or aren't they....", but yet doesn't want flagrant headlines on the internet for one of the multitude of Baby Tiles to find.....Well, one makes sure all of the press releases insist upon "bestie" and "long time pal", but uses pictures like these to lure viewers into seeing that "little something extra", only to wonder later if they had seen what they thought they were seeing.  In other words, interpretation and any possible accusation of "Well, you're the one who sees something that isn't there!" falls into the lap of the fan, not Jake or Greta for leading viewers on.  See how that works?
 

Remember, a picture is worth a thousand words without actually having to move the lips.

Again, this narrative in the Nets/Warriors pictures is classic, Grade A taunting.

But, speed dialing Jake wasn't done yet. Following the Brooklyn Nets photo op, we saw Jake throwing a screening party for another go-to, Big Sis Maggie in New York City,


 Pictures which were quite similar to these same pics from the NYC premiere on Oct 10,





The common trait of a Hollywood beard again, an abundance of bare female skin, hey even if it's your sibling! ;-)



Another message sent in Jake's OTT displays is gavel'ed in this Instagram caption by the Management run site - 

"family over everything..."

- not his own family because to the general public, they are nonexistent, right?   But this caption refers to his family which consists of Maggie and her daughters. Not even matriarch Naomi because we do not see her anymore; she's only mentioned in interviews.  Nor does "his family" refer to Peter any longer, because we don't see Jake and Peter together, something about a ping pong table and keying a car, disintegrating marriage, etcetera etcetera. The threesome of Jake, Maggie and Peter couldn't even manage to take a photo together for her New York City premiere.

On the 29th through the 31st, a new meme robot began linking Jake to fellow WME/Endeavor artist Rami Malek, who had a stunt, I mean negative encounter with a fan.  What has followed has been an endless loop of pleasant tweets such as the following:











Likely a scheme to link two WME/Endeavor clients together and also stuff Jake's social media timelines with content while he traveled to be with his real, but hidden family in Texas. Remember, robot tweets are often distractions, giving Jake cover as he travels to where he's not supposed to be seen. Filling up his search with nonsense, in case a real sighting leaks through.

Let's end this walk down memory lane with a parting shot of Jake's crowning October exit, complete with mearding, bearding, gaslighting, and taunting. A Quadfecta, if you will.



Yup, yup, yup.  That's pretty much it.  Although not too much to write home about.

And so let's move on to Jake's better half, Mr. Austin, and the last several weeks of his October comings and goings.  As had been noted in a recent post, we know that Austin was in Atlanta the weekend prior to Halloween.  There were a couple of rare video interviews that came out of the convention, something Austin Nichols fans are unfamiliar with, but when they happen, it seems as though parades and confetti are in order.  ;-)



  Then there was this one,



Wow!  Amazing.  We go years without interviews and in one weekend, we had two. Austin fans were feasting!

Following the Atlanta convention, Austin bull horned that he had motored on to his namesake hometown, Austin TX, for there was a film festival to attend - the Austin Film Festival. In case of any doubt or skepticism, an abundance of Instagram Stories were posted on social media to show he was indeed in the Big T.  A funny thing happened along the way -  something from Atlanta accompanied Austin to his hometown, this particular travel companion popping up in video and camera captures over and over and over.  Sort of like that NFL penalty, right?  Hands to the face, this author believes it is called.  



It all seemed to start back on October 13 with his bumblehead, I mean beard, Hassle "Hassie" Harrison:


 

With his right hand frequently visible in convention photos with arms around the shoulders of fans, holding microphones in interviews, and motioning in conversation, and a noticeable increase in his own social media, the plain gold band was hard to miss.


 


 

Can't....miss....the....


 
This is a fun interview, although again.  With the ring, Austin.



Ref, can we get another flag over here?

Even via the tight closet enabling bro-in-law Rowdy, whose Instagram remains locked up but thanks to another enabling, I mean fan account, we the public, were somehow privy to the innards of the Stovall household and flash of the ring,



Can't.....see....
from the glare of that ring...



Sorry, Ebenezer!!  But yes, hard to ignore, hard to dismiss...not to mention we haven't seen Austin wearing a ring since the old, old days of Big Blue, so that dates back to the early Toothy Tile and Grey Goose era. 


With planted Instagram comment exchanges between the loved-up Mr. Nichols and Hassle, like "Hurry home to me" and "Homesick, homesick, homesick"  (is that in any way related to "No no no no no no!"? Just asking!), the idea of Austin growing a renegade, wild hair and giving a public husband shout-out would be extremely misguided.   

Gaslighting?  Taunting? Oh, definitely possible.  When a thick, gold band ring is practically rubbed into the camera lens as often and as conspicuously obvious as Austin has been doing, no doubt the gesture is intended to elicit a reaction of some sort.  

Is it a possible a planted seed?  Despite Jake still downplaying his Mysterio role in Spiderman: Far From Home, make no mistake, this will be his most highly visible role since Prince of Persia.  Take this prelude, for example:


Jake's character Mysterio is going to be on a limited edition series of Dr. Pepper bottles.  This is going to be a big tent-pole, blockbuster movie role for Jake, the likes he hasn't seen since Prince of Persia some ten years ago.  With Marvel and Sony combining forces at the helm and opening over the July 4 holiday, it will just about be guaranteed a large audience.


Apart from Spider-Man himself, you can't really get more "major" than the character who will likely serve as Far From Home's main villain. - via Cinema blend


That sounds pretty big, doesn't it?  And given Jake's aversion to bearding...well, let's just say someone has to step up to the plate.  Is the ring a roll-out to a fake marriage for Austin and Hassle?  Quite possible. 

Tent-pole flick.  Marvel.  Spiderman.  DC universe.  Product endorsements.  Comic Cons.  Tom Holland piggy-back rides  (Sorry Paul Dano! Sorry lobster Riz! You two will be yesterday's news, we're afraid.). 

Sony.  WME/Endeavor.

Those last two words are the final two words in that check list of how big and important this movie role is going to be for Jake.  If there will be a sacrifice lifted up to the bearding gods, it won't be him.  It will be Austin.

Because when he can't even attend a full sporting event when bearding, well, let's say Jake's already shown he doesn't possess an A-game.  In these NBA video highlights from that game on October 28 which range from the beginning of the 1st quarter and scan the crowd back and forth through the 2nd, Jake and Greta Caruso don't show up in their seats until possibly 8+ minutes remaining in the third quarter.  If you wish to watch for yourself, their seats are on your viewing left at the end of the court (that's right, not even prime court status, sorry Jakers!).  You can see the young man in all-white who was sitting to Jake's left.  He is there throughout the entire highlights.  We don't see Jake and his beard until the reel hits around the 8:28 mark.  LOL!!!!  Too hilarious. 




Perhaps the cab driver was going to sit outside with the meter running.   Aaaah, the little things one finds when one is on lunch break......

And so that was the October of Jake and Austin, quite the display, wasn't it?  For right now, hoopla and antics have died down.  Game over. Shhhhhhh....the babes are all asleep...




That is, until the next upcoming birthday.
;-)


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pic sources:  gfycat, giphy, SB nation, Broncos Message Boards,
                     IHJ, You Tube, Daily Mail, OK Magazine
our playlist:  Fire with Fire - Kansas
                     Flames of Paradise -Jennifer Rush & Elton John
                     We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off - Jermaine
                         Stewart
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