Well, the you-know-what's getting darned serious when the Big Gun People.com is given a phone buzz by Team PR. The big news on the Jake Gyllenhaal front today? Was it the movie, Stronger? Nope, not today. "Police car ride-a-longs for five months"? "Seventeen stitches in his hand"? "Bleed-outs"? "Cooking with his best bro's wife"? Pfshaw, no! Let's take a look at how Jake has began his observance of Rosh Hashanah:
And Yahoo...
And Vanity Fair:
Marie Claire:
In Style:
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And the story is only less than 10 Twitter hours old, just think! ;-) Well, well, well, well.
This is certainly an interesting turn of events, isn't it? Jake is literally - why, I think he just might be thumbing his nose at both Ted Casablanca and Narnia Dispatches' #30Days, whadya think? I think Jake be like.....
LOLLL!! He is..
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| Staking" the flag in the womb of fertility! |
And Narnia will be there all the way to bring you the latest in this #BabyWatch. Tomorrow or Friday, don't be surprised if we get a Jake Gyllenhaal People magazine cover. Here's a sneak preview.
Exclusive:
Jake Gyllenhaal Opens Up About His Desire to Be a Father: I Want a 'Family of My Own'
By
Jodi Guglielmi • @JodiGug3
Posted
on September 20, 2017 at 12:00pm EDT
Jake Gyllenhaal may be an Oscar-nominated actor and Broadway star, but there’s still one role he hasn’t yet added to his resume: father.
Gyllenhaal, 36, opens up in the new issue of PEOPLE about his desire to one day start a family.
“I
want to continue becoming more of an adult than I already am,” he says of his
future. “Hopefully with a family of my own.”
The
Stronger actor says his bond with his sister Maggie Gyllenhaal's two
daughters makes him excited for fatherhood.
“My
sister has raised two beautiful daughters. They are the most amazing girls,” he
says. “It’s fun to send them home with a lot of candy, because
it was almost like, ‘Enjoy it, Mags!’ A little payback for being the sister who
made me perform weird shows at our parents’ dinner parties.”
Gyllenhaal
is currently single, and after past high-profile relationships with Kirsten
Dunst, Reese Witherspoon and Taylor Swift, the actor says he doesn’t let rumors
about his love life bother him.
“I’ve
learned to have a real sense of humor about things. There will always be
opinions. I think I’ve made my peace with that.”
[For much more from
Jake Gyllenhaal, pick up the latest issue of PEOPLE, on
newsstands Friday.]
Jake's Desire for Fatherhood (once again?)
Alrighty then. We look forward to following this little excursion, don't we?
Is there a reason why #SpeedDial beard Greta Caruso has been absent since those spinning, dog walking, Scotch egg eatin' with Mama G & Son photo ops in New York City?
Is it possible that Greta may emerge soon sporting a baby bump? Is Speed Dial willing to lay it all on the line for her go-to pal and carry boxes and over-sized gym bags in front of her rounded tummy?
Were the headline cries of "I Want a Baby" and "I'm Desperate for a Baby" the carrying vessels of a secret message to a certain Tall Texan?
Are you listening, my main Food Truck Man Grey Goose? Is Mgmnt getting Margie Nicholson's fingers warmed up for another Facebook "Congras" gaffe? One thing all the articles are getting right is that yes indeed, Mr. Gyllenhaal loves babies. He wants more and more babies. He can't have enough babies.
The Vermeulen Furniture elves just might be at this very moment carving and varnishing an additional leaf for the Gyllynichols family table, what do you think?
You would think that Jake would just wine and dine his tall Texan if he wanted another youngin'. Instead of splashing his baby yearnings in the public square. Pssst! Jake - don't you remember? You're supposed to be in the closet. ;-)
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While we are having a bit of fun with this latest from Jake's public relations team, there's a note of seriousness in our view from the observation deck.
I know I wouldn't put it past a 'pregnancy' being floated out. Today, Jake set an unprecedented height of limbo on how far he'll go to deny his own children.
Is it possible Greta Caruso and a partner may want a child? She could pretend to carry and Jake be named the father. The child is "protected" from paparazzi view, a la the Gyllysarsgaard girls and Jake wouldn't necessarily be seen much at all with the baby. Then a "break up" occurs and the child remains to be really Greta Caruso's.
OR....OR, OR, OR, Jake maybe did wine and dine Austin for another rugrat and Greta could pretend to carry "their" child, while really the baby would be Austin and Jake's. I doubt that scenario though - seems pretty risky to me.
But after seeing all the nonsense with other celebs and weirdness, I don't put anything past these PR teams. And certainly after watching today, I don't put anything past Jake. He's pretty desperate for an Oscar nomination, it would appear.
I really don't put it past them.
Going on the record with a People mag exclusive is extremely big, don't underestimate. That's the kind of public denial that actually I think, puts Jake's psychological well-being at risk. But it's the guys' decision, and since he's just smirking away on this press junket, he must be fine and dandy with their decision.
If Jake has a PR child with whomever it is, maybe there can be play dates in the future with Freddie Reign? Stunt babies need to stick together, after all.
I sure hope you're wrong about a PR child. It's funny we haven't seen the "I want a family" PR move in many years, so it does make you wonder what's up. Maybe just some early campaigning for attention for a role they think he might get Oscar buzz for.
Just caught up on all the other nonsense. Yep, I'd say it's the roll out of the run for the Oscars.
Oh yeah, I think so, Destiny. I think that was Jake's team trying to get away with something.
I really do wish Jake all the best in his movie. I won't watch it, but that's just because it involves bombings and lots of blood and screaming and I think I've long said how I don't like to watch that. It's just not my thing; Errol Flynn could be in the movie and I wouldn't watch it, ha ha.
But Jake has knocked himself out (as usual) promoting his movie. I don't know if there is anyone who works harder to promote than Jake. And he gave some good interviews. This was one: Surprisingly from ew
I enjoyed that interview. I didn't read a lot of them; there were just too many. But that one caught my eye and really enjoyed it.
What a chaotic time we are in. It's so chaotic I'm taking a small break from Twitter but that doesn't mean I can't be on my blog. LOL!
I'm listening to both sides on this Take a Knee, Take The Knee, whatever in the heck it is. My sister has helped me to see it from the military's side and I see that. I get it. Every time they fought overseas, it is this right for Americans to be able to freely voice our opinions, burn a flag if we want, and there are cops getting away with racist motivated brutality. I'm as outraged as anyone else.
I just can't sit down or kneel against the flag or the anthem. Is that so bad? That makes me a horrible "conservative"? I'm not a conservative. I'm pretty liberal minded, I think.
But that flag and our beautiful anthem have been with us since we became a country. I cannot bow against it. They are beautiful to me. I love this land.
I'm not a Trump supporter. I'm not a Republican. Unfortunately, I'm still registered that way as I told M&M one day not too long ago. LOL! I got my voter's card and I saw that was how I was registered. [I need to find out how to get that changed.] But I know some very nice Republicans, after all I live in Kansas. Doesn't mean they're all horrible people. There are horrible people who are liberals, too.
All of this chaos and arguing and stuff is very upsetting to me right now. I just want to leave and go far away. Watch Brady Bunch and listen to my 70's music and read Max Lucado and hold a puppy.
Soooooooooo....lol.
Now that I spilled those guts......here's what we're going to do. I'm taking a Twitter break. Doesn't mean I'm not reading. I'm just not talking. This is where I"m talking.
And Narnia is going to be working on a few things. And there will be some Stone Henge falling, probably, a bit of European Vacation going on. But this seems a fine time to start working on what I have been planning for quite awhile.
So sorry it's taking awhile to post. I was able to finish my chapter and post on LJ, almost a whole stinkin' year later. I have got to do better.
Working on the next post but sometimes, these things can take awhile, especially when you're researching and trying to find some things. And in the process, you find some old blog posts and get to reading comments and your whole evening can be shot.
But I think folks will find the next post pretty interesting. So please bear with us.
This is hilarious. While poking around next door, I found this EXCELLENT comment. This is just hilarious, so hilarious it almost deserves its own post.
Anonymous Baby Tile said...
Yeah I'm their Little Fairy Dust. I don't understand the whole story but they said they'll tell it to me when I'm older. It's something about one of my Daddies getting something in his eye when someone was playing with someone's tinker and a bell went off and there's a big long wand where magic stuff sprays out all over everywhere and I'm special because they saved some of the precious dust and it turned into me.
February 11, 2009 3:59 pm
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. It just kills me. "someone was playing with someone's tinker and a bell went off".
Ha ha ha ha ha, who wrote this. It's hilarious.
I love patterns. Jake has been in Los Angeles for a week, yet he has not been seen anywhere, even though it's his hometown. He knows thousands of people there, loves to drive, but not seen out and about to get his face on Just Jared or some other gossip site to get some easy publicity for that film of his. No jogging. No restaurants. No casual walks on the sidewalk with a friend. Nothing. Not surprisingly, Austin is MIA as well per usual.
And, speaking of patterns, guess who also just happens to be in Los Angeles at the same time? Ol' sis, Maggie. That's right she was on the James Corden show last night. Even though her HBO series has been on for three weeks and already renewed for a second season, she pops up in California to still "promote" the project at the same time Jake is marketing "Stronger". That family is all kinds of close, if you know what I mean? And, with Austin having to be publicly separated from the hubs over the weekend, looks like Jake might need some help with those kids. Particularly, if he plans to be transporting them back to the East Coast after his ArcLight Cinema event on Friday.
Like clockwork, Austin will be flying out to Philadephia for a Convention at the same time to provide "proof" he's not in LA this weekend, but where was he all week? That's the question everyone should be asking.
Well, well, well...what a day. Sobbing all over the place over my Royals and the emotion upon this last day, a day where it's likely some of our core players will not be back as Royals. Hugs and crying all over the field, red eyes, sniffling and sleeve wiping. It was AWFUL. It was DRAINING.
And all the while, Jared was doing the Texas thing while Jensen was bearding up a storm all over NYC. And you know, it's not like many buy those marriages of the Js' by this time, only the stubbornly oblivious who think every pair of male "buds" look at and touch each other like these two have for the past over a decade. Not to mention the interview and con panel slips, the oops! sightings and all of the recognizable signs of a closeted couple; the stunting, the photoshopping, the way social media is used, the enabling of friends & family.
And then you've got the usual chastising by those who say "They have to beard! Just ignore it. Accept it - they have to do this if they want jobs. Look away, focus on all the goodies, look on the bright side! They hardly beard! They used to beard so much more than this back in the day." On and on and on and on.
Meanwhile, what some don't realize is this kind of persistent, OTT lying just sets about an acceptance of a fake world. It's pretty messed up.
Interesting day in J2 World. A lot of OTT bearding by Jensen, the minimum by Jared, not even that many fan photos, which an observant poster noticed on Spn Goss. This is not the norm whenever Jared is placed in Austin.
So, going to watch one more day and see what happens. Just quite a bit of yanking around and I dragged myself into it, all my fault of course, me & the mouth. LOL!
Ah well. Time to call it a day and has anyone seen Mr. Liam Payne lately???
This news was announced overnight or this morning
Let's see if I can do this link correctly from my iPad this morning
Jake becoming the face of Calvin Klein's Eternity fragrance with the theme of love, intimacy, etc etc. ;-)
No, no, of course it isn't gender bending and of course Austin isn't involved! lol
Let's try again. I'm not redoing that comment again, lol.
Second time is a charm, whadya think?
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