Couldn't you just hear it on Sunday after seeing this tweet from the following profusely visible beard?
— Genevieve Padalecki (@realGpad) July 23, 2017
I know I could hear it - the coordinating question to our Jeopardy players' post title:
Me - "Alex, I'll take Pump It Up for 300."
Alex Trebek - "Alright, here we go. These nursing apparatuses are used as protective shields by desperate parties in order to intimately associate said-party directly with the involved female mamma OR in "verbal proximity" of a female playing the role of wife and mother."
Me - "What are breast pumps for the Hollywood closeted male, Alex."
LOL!!!
And the Padalecki's would not be the first faux couple or closeted celebrity male to try Pump It Up for 300. Oh, no.
.@SundayBroadway's Jake Gyllenhaal gave Annaleigh Ashford breast pump funnels because that's what good co-stars do: https://t.co/Cra6zrNQPK pic.twitter.com/3dTy1jxxE3— broadway.com (@broadwaycom) February 15, 2017
"What’s the best part about starring opposite Jake Gyllenhaal in Sunday in the Park With George on Broadway? Sharing a bathroom with Jake Gyllenhaal. OK, fine, that may not be the best part, but for Annaleigh Ashford, it sure is a perk. The Tony winner stopped by Late Night to chat with Seth Meyers about her dressing room situation with her leading man, the ever-so-thoughtful gift of breast pump funnels he got her [edit]" - Broadway.com
via GIPHY
I think the Jeopardy board question pretty much covers the motive behind the "breast pump" sell.
Oh! Unless....
Unless it might also have a little something to do with the need or attempt to reinforce that rather important matter of biological parentage in an age of concealed surrogacy....right, Genevieve??
pic sources: twitter, broadway.com, jeopardylabs
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