Sunday, January 8, 2017

Blind Item Reveal #6: Jensen Ackles



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September 22, 2016


There is an almost network show that has been on forever. The lead actor on the show was out to dinner with some members of his church. Apparently the discussion was mainly about the upcoming election and if there was any hope of getting rid of gay marriages. The actor then went on a rant about how he is sick of questions about whether his character is gay and that he would never be supportive of his character being gay because our actor does not want kids to think being gay is normal. Everyone is entitled to their own beliefs, but the fandom is basically based on this, so probably not something they wanted to hear.

Reveal:  Jensen Ackles / Supernatural


Aaaah, and let the fandom angst ensue. But in this case, the blind really doesn't match up with the "revealed" celebrity's behavior for the past several years. September 2014 brought an end to the working relationship between Jensen and William Morris Agency and he signed with Gersh.  The Destiel/Cockles pulse was waning to a feather rate until 2015, when the divining rod pulled a strong 180 in the opposite direction and what has become known as the "Sunset" pictures happened.


 
The "Sunset" pictures (with Jared absent and "unavailable") began a trend which continues today at a baffling teeter-totter rate - back and forth, back and forth; J2 Tough Mudder and date night pics one weekend, Cockles boat ride and You Are Not Alone campaign bathroom videos the next:



 



The back and forth from 2015 to 2016 has been dizzying.  J2 fans are just trying to....

 
Without going into the possible reasons why, what seems to be pretty clear in the past two years is that Jensen does not have any problem performing his part for the Cockles/Destiel fandom, which has been a sharp contrast to previous years.  Basically, the talk (the Enty Lawyer blind) does not match the walk (Jensen's actions). 

So, the next question would be why the blind, if its single goal was simply about his heterosexuality?  And, what was the immediate reaction from fans?  One barometer site to go to for answers is  Spn_Gos, whether or not you agree or disagree, believe or side-eye some of the opinions expressed on the blog.

If you try to go back to the thread discussion where the "Reveal" was posted on Spn_Gos live journal community, it appears to me that it's like jumping into a book halfway through.  The discussion starts with the Moderator making a statement in reference to comments which you can no longer see:

MOD NOTE Blind Item - Jensen

[moderator]Troublesock
2017-01-01 03:58 pm (local)
Just as it was the first time this was brought to this site, I am pulling this thread for the following reasons:

1. It does NOT lead to any discussion whatsoever, but just lead to name calling from all sides.

2. As, I mentioned before, CDAN is not a reliable source as stated by the man who runs the site.

If you want to discuss this topic, please do it elsewhere. 
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And the few comments which follow are...frozen.  Gone are the comments which had started the discussion which were speculating about whether the reveal could really be true or not and then were met with accusations that Cockles/Destiel fans were no doubt responsible.  Even though Enty Lawyer has been proven wrong in the past and "plays the Hollywood game" to a certain extent just like about any other gossip writer (possibly with the exception of Michael K), is he really going to take a "tip" from an anonymous civilian claiming to attend Jensen's church?

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Because this blind is not the first time Jensen Ackles has been accused of being homophobic, the Cockles/Destiel segment of the Supernatural fandom seems an unlikely source of the blind tip.  Jensen has been the subject of strong "homophobic" claims dating back to at least 2013 when a fan was rebuffed at a New Jersey Supernatural convention for bringing up the subject of subtext on the show in the sexuality of the character Jensen plays, Dean Winchester.  His conservative upbringing is also well known by fans, but just like the "homophobic" accusations, claims of his being a Republican and this, that and the other have not been backed up with solid evidence.

How about looking at the timing of this blind? The blind was originally posted September 22, 2016, a little over a month after the announcement was made on August 10 that twins were on the way for the Ackles.  One would think the blind wouldn't be necessary to sell the Ackles marriage and family situation, but with speculation on Spn_Gos that a surrogate was being used, PR probably felt some reinforcement of Jensen's 'straightness' was in order.  Particularly, since there were a lack of believable pictures throughout the "pregnancy".  Never mind that there were hardly any photos at all. 

The timing of the Blind Item reveal during New Year's weekend was not odd, in fact the practice of posting reveals over holidays is a common practice with Enty Lawyer.  However, since production on Supernatural ended in mid-December, Jensen has not been photo'd "out and about," except one time during the holiday break. Jared has been portrayed as flying off to Hawaii allegedly with his whole family, but no "pregnant" pic of Genevieve in sight. Conclusion: She wasn't there. LOL! Later, there was an odd grainy photo of the beard with the youngest son posted on twitter. But, as you can see her expectant state is still up for debate.


Here we are in January, 2017, and it looks like closeted Hollywood is still alive and kicking even though strategies and tactics are becoming more and more obvious to the general public.  Gay celebrities not only have to stunt about with beards pretending to be pregnant, but they need to be characterized as expressing homophobic slurs themselves, usually planted via social media by interns who have access to celebrity account passwords, or through agency-approved Blind Item reveals like this one. 

In other words, one of PR's favorite tools is to characterize closeted celebrities as being hostile toward the LGBT community. Examples being Louis Tomlinson's, Bullshit 1.0 and Bullshit 2.0 "tweets", Liam Payne's tweeted "admiration" of Willie Robertson (of Duck Dynasty fame) and his "family values", and brother Jep Robertson and his wife's close friendships with the Padalecki and Ackles' families. Then, most recently, we have Jake Gyllenhaal attending tonight's Golden Globes Award ceremony and being seated at the same table with known equal opportunity discriminator and homophobe, Mel Gibson. 

Hollywood publicity teams need to know that social media operates on a two-way street.  Fandoms today do not accept this kind of intolerant,  hate-filled projection of beliefs and behaviors onto their favorite celebrities. Diversity, multiculturalism and most of all inclusion is what fans respect and support. It's one thing to choose to live one's life in the closet. Another to embrace hate and promote narrow-minded bigotry. The end date of this public relations tactic has long expired. Welcome to the 21st century, everyone. 



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Monday, January 2, 2017

A Weather Update on the Jaustin Perfect Storm (i.e. Jake Gyllenhaal & Austin Nichols)


The you-know-what's getting real when you see Jim Cantore come to your town, and well, look who has come to Narnia Dispatches to give us an update on Storm Jaustin:





Jaustin fans have not seen the likes of this kind of onslaught for years.  


With the Jaustin Perfect Storm comes a 99% chance of dancing dogs, Panda board shorts, and party horn Jarhead dance shout outs.  Let's examine the latest coordinates as we seem to have recently passed through the eye of the squall:



"Girls? Calling all girls to come over here for a quick picture, k?"



"And this picture is called, 'Full Moon Against the Sand' " - Sister Wendy

"Don't worry! I saw Kramer & Elaine Benes do this in a Seinfeld episode."


"Let's get those girls back over here for a conga line, whadya think?"


"Hee hee hee, c'mon now, Greta! Only Austin gets near the nipples."


"Yup.  Livin' on a Prayer. I'm living it."

Even the Austin & Bennet cell activity has been winding down lately as there are only so many party horns that can physically fit inside one's nose (and elsewhere on one's person as Austin illustrates directly below):







In the wake of this Hollywood style synchronized sh*tstorm, the question remains: What could have caused the timing of this severe turbulence?  Certainly not global "warming," right?  No, no, Mother Nature does not seem to be behind the climatic activity of such gyrating patterns.  

Could the timing and force behind these unprecedented tandem antics be the ballot submissions due soon for the BAFTA and Oscar voting? There's no doubt that Jake is obsessed with being nominated, just by looking at his twitter feed over the last several years.





Omkar Koolkarni (@om2kool)
2/25/15, 05:12

Oscars: 'Guardians of the Galaxy' Director Slams 'Lego Movie,' Jake Gyllenhaal Snubs http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/oscars-guardians-galaxy-director-slams-764342 via @thr 


@GYLLENCRAZY: Give the man that Oscar already "Is sneaky 'Nightcrawler' inching its way into Oscars' Best Picture race? http://shar.es/13sOEj #Gyllenhaal

Went to @ODEONCinemas Unseen and saw @NightcrawlerUK. Wow. Dear Oscar voters, give Jake Gyllenhaal the Oscar. What a role! What a film!
 
19 Dec 2016

-Jake Gyllenhaal is an Oscar nominated actor who should have more than one nomination but has been robbed quite a few times.


Jake Gyllenhaal needs a f**king Oscar he's our new guy now


When are people going to realize Jake Gyllenhaal is the best actor of our generation? 



These kinds of tweets are routine on Jake's social media search. In fact, the messaging is a daily, steady occurrence and has been for several years.  Combined with the last few weeks of a simultaneous, over-the-top, heterosexual-push for both men, and the approach of final voting submissions for the BAFTA - due on January 3, 2017, and the Academy Award nominations - due January 13, 2017, it is not beyond the realm or the audacity of Jake's management team to make a strategic investment in their client at an opportune time.  

Here's a hint for Mgmnt to consider in the future. Next time, try directing some funds used for those ridiculously priced panda shorts to buy your client a discount pass to a tanning salon. That way the farce might at least look more believable. Because after basking in the sunny climes of St. Barts, those bare-skinned pictures released today (after six days of outdoor cavorting about) shouldn't require the viewer to have to wear high-performance dark glasses to avoid the glare of milky white skin. 

Then again, maybe Jake was only in St. Barts for a one-day excursion, short and sweet, with enough wardrobe changes and pap pics to make the unsuspecting public think he's been spending his entire post-Christmas break with his "platonic" bestie, Greta.   Could be this "storm" was like a microburst "hazing" to gain admission once again into Club Oscar.  Looks like we'll need to wait until Jan. 10 for BAFTA nominations and Jan. 24 for the Oscar announcements to see if the efforts made over the past several weeks were worth the while to be considered for one or both of these honors:



 
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Sunday, January 1, 2017

Ground Swell: Jake Gyllenhaal's Aquatic Adventure in St. Barts


Ever have that second glance moment of realization?  The kind of encounter that almost sprains the neck when experienced?

Jake Gyllenhaal is continuing his fun vacation with longtime best friend Greta Caruso and they were spotted going for a surfing lesson together! - Just Jared, December 30, 2016

And just in case you would like the pictures set to new age music and placed into an automatic slide show (someone sure had a lot of time on their hands this weekend), here's a YouTube compilation of the whole performance. Ahem... I mean, occurrence. Look! There's Jake and bestie Greta "Speed Dial" Caruso, along with someone who looks like he is acting as a surfing coach for a "newbie" aquaman, Jake Gyllenhaal.


Entertaining though this splashy slide show might be it seems, in retrospect, that maybe Jake might have tripped on a few of his little ones' toys on Christmas day. Perhaps taken a few knocks on his noggin because somehow he appears to have forgotten that he already knew how to surf. ;-)

From 2005 in Hawaii:





And coincidentally enough, a certain very special someone with whom Jake has partaken in many athletic activities before the closet door slammed shut on their relationship, also knows how to surf.  





From bendweekly.com



Today,  Austin Nichols enjoys seeing his name on the labels of millions of Wild Turkey bottles, but doesn't quite share the passion for the spirit with his ancestors. He did learn how to water-ski from his athletic mother, however, and did it well enough to be ranked third in the world and winning three events at the 1997 Pan-American Championships as a member of the U.S. Junior Water-ski Team.


The youngster also learned how to surf from his highly competitive father, although he seldom had the opportunity to test waves in landlocked Austin. He finally upgraded his surfing skills riding the short waves off the Southern California coast while working on a bachelor's degree in English (concentrating on creative writing and literature) at the University of Southern California.



Rather challenging to believe that Jake, who grew up in southern California, right next door to some of the most famous beaches in the world (Surfrider, anyone?) would not have been exposed at some time to the primo, off the wall experience of surfing. Even Big Sis, Maggie knows how to ride a board. And Austin, practically a human with fins, who loves the water and knows how to surf and water ski, would surely have shared that experience with his main squeeze, Jake. Just like Jake shared his love of running and biking with his man.

Back in 2006, TMZ even voted Jake Gyllenhaal the Celebrity Athlete of the year:


"Jake Gyllenhaal spends an incredible amount of time outdoors, doing more athletic activities than any other celebrity since Matthew McConaughey's jock days.  Gyllenhaal's sporty resume includes surfing, biking, baseball, skateboarding... the list is a mile long.

In the last few weeks alone, the active actor spent his days working out and keeping his body in top condition with fellow actors Ryan Phillipe and "Day After Tomorrow" co-star Austin Nichols." 

Looks like we may just have another epic failure on the part of Jake Gyllenhaal's management team. Or, should we say another, "Wipe out?" Remember, rewriting history can be especially hard, when that pesky truth is still hanging around, ripe for the picking.

Happy New Year... and Cowabunga, everyone!

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