Saturday, June 10, 2017

Power, Lies, Corruption, Chaos: Even on A Red Carpet


Since it’s a leisurely Saturday afternoon, let’s not get too deep into the weeds, but for the record, it’s important to document a quite curious interview which occurred on June 6, 2017. The place was London, England. The event, the 14th Annual Glamour Awards ceremony. For the purposes of this particular post, Liam Payne is the individual of note, in attendance to present the Man of the Year Award to James Corden.





For those following the antics™ of the 1D hiatus, one cannot ignore the many strange and stunt-filled narratives that have been pushed relentlessly and strategically, since January 2016. The usual suspects controlling the PR storylines is largely lead by the corporate behemoth of Sony Music, who now owns 75% of Syco and to a lesser extent, Simon Cowell who now only owns 20% of his own company that he founded in 2002.  The key to remember is that despite the seemingly chaotic mess that is 1D these days, an unscrupulous pattern has emerged which is both methodical and premeditated, one that is tailor made to disrupt and weaken the power of the 1D fandom base.

By factionalizing and dividing fans, Sony/Syco have been overseeing a campaign that is perfectly designed to devalue the group’s worth, while alienating and sowing discord among the fiercest and most dedicated fans, the Larries. The latter being the segment of the fandom that believes Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson are a couple and have been together since 2010, forcibly closeted against their will. There will be future posts that will provide more context and circumstantial evidence of what has quickly become one of the most vicious and corrupt examples of unfettered capitalism at work.  A system designed to dominate and enslave the performer, bolstered by non-disclosure agreements, iron-clad image rights clauses and contractual prisons that trap performers into unfair and exploitative arrangements. 

If gay performers are especially susceptible to the heavy hand of a homophobic management model, just think how treacherous the existence of a gay couple in the same billion dollar boyband are to the powers that be.  With this in mind, let’s look a little closer at how Sony continues to mock and belittle members of 1D, especially Liam and Louis, even in small ways, to cheapen their reputation and anger their fanbase. 



Interviewer:  Heard you had a little chat with Liam Payne?

Anna Kendrick:  Yeah, yeah. Well I couldn’t give a shit about him, but his better half is…I’m OBSESSED with her…


Interviewer: Cheryl.

Anna K: I keep trying to get her to be my best friend so I uhm I was asking if she was here. The last time I was here at the Glamour Awards I tried to get her to be my best friend. And weirdly and mysteriously she’s not here tonight. I wonder if she heard I was coming? Hey, my best friend, Cheryl. What’s going on there. That’s fine.

Interviewer: Why do you want to befriend her so much?

Anna K:  I don’t know. I really don’t know.  She seems like she’d smell nice.

Interviewer: I think you two should be in a musical together. She can sing. She can dance.

Anna K: That’s a great idea. I’m just hoping her DNA would like magically wash over me.




Anna Kendrick recently shaded #StripThatDown singer, Liam Payne, saying that she doesn’t “give a shit about him.” Watch the interview here: pic.twitter.com/NMrRtrkDvc




Notice four things:     

     1)  Anna Kendrick was immediately dismissive of Liam.

     2)  Cheryl and Liam are once again professionally sold as a real couple.

     3)  Cheryl is portrayed as the star in their "relationship". She is presented as the gifted singer
           and dancer, not Liam, the person who actually has a new song out and a music video where he 
     is seen dancing. But, Cheryl who has zilch product to promote, becomes the woman of the
     hour.
  
4)  Cheryl is gorgeous (DNA).


But, but, but Anna Kendrick is not associated with Sony Music you might say?  Well, think again, folks. It’s a small, small world. Even smaller in the entertainment industry where enablers and facilitators are standing in line ready, willing and able to advance their careers by knocking someone else down that the power elites want hammered and packaged in a certain way. 


Sing along to Anna Kendrick's insanely catchy #GetBackUpAgain from the Trolls soundtrack!
 


      We already know why Sony/Syco is dedicated to destroying the reputation of Louis Tomlinson.
      One word sums it up:  Larry

                





    But, Liam has his own secret that Sony/Syco want to bury as well. Maybe not as high profile as 
    Louis and Harry's relationship, but certainly a rumor management would love to destroy at every 
    turn.







   This hiatus is not just about devaluing the 1D brand, it's about silencing the gay 
   voices in the fandom. Punishing those who dared to challenge the hetero norms of the music 
   industry and the expiration date on boybands. The side benefit is the undermining of 1Ds       
   support system, sabotaging the ability of the guys to comeback, stronger than ever.  That's the last  
   thing Management wants. And never underestimate the Powers That Be when it comes to pure   
   vindictiveness towards clients who dare to fight for their freedom.
  
                                                                                                                






author:  Methodical Muser
pic sources:  Tumblr (account deleted), Glamour, dailydoseofziam
our playlist:  Rude - Magic
                     Issues - Niall Horan (cover)
                     A Well Respected Man - The Kinks
                     She's So Mean - Matchbox Twenty


Sunday, June 4, 2017

Looks Like You Missed a Spot - *Wipes Corner of Mgmnt's Mouth*





Aah yes.  Where did we leave off last?  This is going to be quick and relatively painless.  Three points that Narnia would like to make about 72 hours of You Sank My Battleship - Supernatural fandom style, of which there can't be another fandom quite like it.
72 hours of....


 and then Narnia is done with this nonsense.

•  From the first look at the doughnut picture, the inconsistencies were quite noticeable, the conjoining of two pictures suffering a shift in the doughnut where the misalignment is visible.  The other area of revelation is in Jensen's wrist where it disappears slightly into the plate.  If you cast your picture in darkness, one can see that it would be easier to let those alignments just "disappear".  Blurry/Fuzziness is also very common.   Bottom line - why would you need to photoshop this picture which was released 24 hours later?  Because half of the duo was not available, aka in town.
[author's note:  Thanks to an anonymous message which came to me overnight, I was thankfully informed via a Yelp review that the blackberry and chocolate was not the flavor of creme filling, but rather the flavor of dipping sauces for the doughnuts.  No doubt the desired visual effect of dripping blackberry or chocolate would have been lost in all of those dark shadows.]   

In "real filter":


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And in lightened form:


We'll save further elaboration on some of those photoshop inconsistencies.


• Alluding back to our discussion in #DateNight Hangover , Narnia had made an observation about a narrative that Mgmnt has been working on with Jared for the past several years.  Part of the reaction to the #DateNight photo made sure to return to that narrative.  While Jensen seemed to disappear from sight after the doughnut jelly spill, perhaps in search for a Tide stick,  Jared was highly visible at a "private" party and around the city of Austin, the proverbial pictures with random fans.

Here's Sad Jared (because he lost out to these young bucks at a game of ping pong. How do we know this? Because we have pics!!)


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To add a stamp of chaperone'ing approval, here's an adult who was in attendance of the "private party".



Oh look at that, another business CEO, just like Leo Resig from #DateNight.    And let's take a look at one of these ping pong champs and his Instagram, one which is littered with these kinds of photos, nestled amongst other game, camouflage and beer toasting:


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And let's not forget that Jared is a man who has no home in Austin (except when he needs to re-connect) and sends Milk-Bones to the 'hat' segment of the fandom:


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by feeding that narrative of "man-loose" and fancy-free, except when it comes to Jensen. #NoFamilyManImageAllowed. So to upright that #DateNight sinking ship, Mgmnt sends Jared out to the streets to play ping pong with a game hunter and take ambiguous, tongue-laving pictures with the men of Austin, that whole kill-two birds-with-one-stone thing and all.

• It was a 72 hour period stemming from one social media moment of unrestraint, a #DateNight picture which has happened many, many times before:








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Well....we could keep on posting previous #datenight pictures forever, but the point is when was the last time the boys had a date night which started a brush fire the likes of the 72 hour period post-June 1 through yesterday, June 3?  I  bet one would be hard pressed.  So one should go back to the original #DateNight photo and look to see what made it so different from all of the others: 

                        • Jared hash tagging #DateNight
                        • with a sexually charged double entendre  #AKF 

A climatic, "creme-filled" reaction.  A lot of clean up.  A lot of ensuing nastiness.

Until the entertainment industry accepts that Love is Love, this kind of nonsense will only continue.


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                     Hungry By the Wolf - Duran Duran
                     Doughnut Song - Tori Amos
                     Cream Dream - Joan Osborne                    

 

Friday, June 2, 2017

#DateNight Hangover


My goodness, it was the #DateNight photo which rocked the fandom.  This single Instagram post...

#DateNight                                                        



set off the confetti, parades.... 

 



 

There was outrage, protests, controversy, wailing and gnashing of teeth, more triumphant chest thumping, snarling, fretting and worry, counter arguments, round tables, and Mutley snickering.  I think there have probably been earthquakes with lower ratings on the Richter scale.



The beauty of the picture (in many of our eyes anyway *wink) was Jared's hashtag of #DateNight, despite the presence of Leo Resig, the gentleman in between Jared and Jensen.  [Leo packs a pretty influential wallop behind him as CEO & co-founder of Resignation Media, owning a handful of websites, of which one is The Chive, an entertainment site geared towards the male population.]   

The hashtag of DateNight is the straw that broke the camel's back of calm for the J2 believers and acceptance for the "non's" - not to mention a dollop of the acronym #AKF, publicly known to mean "Always Keep Fighting" (a charity campaign associated with Jared), but an abbreviation that could easily stand for something much more "bighearted" and risqué...being date night and all.  Gotta love Jared.  LOL!.   The confetti was flowing and corks were popping as fans were elated to see Jared and Jensen together in Austin, TX, out on the town.  The presence of Leo Resig was acknowledged as a sandwich creme buffer and the absence of the beards in the photo providing the extra fist pump to #DateNight, and a source of nervous outrage for the "non's". 

"Hat" fans slipped into slumber with smiles on their faces, only to awaken the next morning (bar those who are in different time zones) and discover that elves had been at work. 

Enter the countering Take that! - #DateNight pic:




Aaah, a bit of a twist to the picture now.  The confetti took a pause as fans took a second look at this prairie dog pic, i.e. popping up out of nowhere.  The hashtags which counted off Jared, Jensen, Genevieve and Tiffany's husband Leo seemed to be trying to insinuate that Tiffany and Danneel went rogue and left the #DateNight group.  The timing of the picture was somewhere around midnight, enough hours after the posting of the Original Photo to flag wave 'reaction' and 'clean-up'.  The elves had been scrambling....




Seems the elves were the ones who had huffed and puffed the most, doesn't it?  Tiffany going to all the effort of hash tagging all of the invitees when Jared's Original Instagram had not.  Even Leo Resig did not issue any other invites other than Jensen and Jared:


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Oh, the ensuing debates and discussion. Does anyone else remember a past J2 #datenight which brought on this kind of reactionary drama?  One might be hard pressed to recall as such, wouldn't they?

For those who argued for or wanted the beards, I mean the wives' presence, I'm sorry but they are physically absent from the Original Instagram.  They weren't tagged, were not mentioned.  That would have been the money shot - all of the parties involved in the Original Instagram.  This cannot be emphasized enough: the label and/or mentioning attached to, i.e. accompanying the actual photo.  You know, kind of like this one....  remember this picture?


http://teamfreewill-imagine.tumblr.com/post/160097369064/jaredpadalecki-thats-a-season-12-wrap-on-sam


 

"Time for family".  Who is missing from this picture?

"Date Night".   Who is missing from that picture?

It would be worthy to note that the "PadaPink Family" photo came on the heels of the whole Genevieve-PopandSuki social media tidal wave period.  There had also been beard-bonding...

 


 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and excessive, excessive (did I mention excessive?) usage of the children by the beards, particularly Genevieve.   And the #DateNight picture came on the heels of what?   This sideshow on May 26:




 You can't see them, but the young boys Shep and Thomas are standing directly below Jared and Genevieve.  A grandstand showing which headlined in Google searches as "advocating" for a law which had already passed both the Senate and House, and was merely awaiting the formality of the Texas governor's signature.

Both of these pictures posted by Jared came on the heels of distasteful time periods/events, and would seem to be strong Exhibit A's for what is also known in the closeted world as acting out.  Acting out can occur when a closeted celebrity has had to go through a rigorous stunt or time period of heavy bearding.  They've reached their brink; had enough.  And they act out, leaving management with their hands full and in search of the mop and bucket.

One can now see why Jared has gone through several years of having his persona go through repeated washing/spin cycles.  These two posted pictures reveal that strong spirit which still resides inside of him; a sharp contrast to mgmnt's game plan of devitalizing and muzzling, one which has been quite publicly successful.   Louis Tomlinson would be another prime example of this same public relations victimization, er - strategy.

To Jared, Narnia tips the cap and raises the glass.  We see what you did.  We, like so, so many fans share in your enthusiasm for those you hold close to your heart.  The message received loud and clear.  






 

 

 

 

 

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our playlist:  Walking in the Sun - Travis
                     Walking on a Dream - Empire of the Sun
                      Must Be Dreaming - Frou Frou