Wednesday, November 23, 2016

It's A Small World After All: Bearding and Theme Park Capers


Gooooal! This past Saturday, a heated exchange took place on the soccer field between one of the world's greatest footballers in the game, Real Madrid player, Cristiano Ronaldo and Atletico midfielder, Koke (Jorge Resurreccion Merdio). As usual, Cristiano let his spectacular play do the talking throughout the match, including a hat-trick, ensuring his team remained on top of La Liga, 3-0. But, Koke, frantic with frustration at being outplayed at every turn, allegedly hurled homophobic slurs at Ronaldo. At one point, reportedly calling him a "f*ggot". Instead of ignoring the claim, or slinging a curse word in response, Cristiano was said to be defiant and direct. The gist of his comeback being that he might be a f*ggot, but he was a very rich one. 

Headlines exploded about the incident, ranging from Cristiano Ronaldo 'targeted by homophobic abuse' to Cristiano Ronaldo called "a gay slur.' Splashy though the captions were, it was how Cristiano's public relations team met the onslaught of publicity that revealed their state of mind as well as their immediate priority: damage control:


Cristiano Ronaldo puts on a smitten display with stunning new girlfriend Georgina Rodriguez as he goes incognito at Disneyland Paris. 





Interestingly enough, Ronaldo was not the only one seen in Paris 

this week For some reason, Ricky Regufe, his "manager" and 

"special friend," seemed to be nearby as well.


 




Only this time Ricky was nowhere near Ronaldo. At least, not 

publicly. Rather he was seen with his own companion, who just 

happened to be of the female persuasion as well. Both seemingly 

enjoying a "hush-hush" romantic respite that mysteriously was 

uploaded to Instagram to capture the occasion. What an incredible 

coincidence, don't you think?






That Eiffel tower in the background really provides a nice touch.

Along with the spotless table setting and the two wine glasses 

which inexplicably seem to be filled to the same exact level. Truly 

that's the kind of organic, perfect moment that really makes a 

coupley compatibility statement. Don't let her go Ricky. That 

woman looks like she may be The One to me!  


Now, some might protest and insist that the impressively timed 

Disneyland Paris sighting was not staged at all. That surely some 

lucky tourist just happened to recognize a "disguised" Ronaldo and 

for some reason wanted to take a pile of pics to show the folks

back home -- "spontaneous" moments that appeared to capture a 

smitten heterosexual couple enjoying the amorous ambiance of 

Mickey Mouse at the Happiest Place on Earth. I don't know 

about you, but there is something wildly erotic sounding about that 

spinning Crush's Coaster.  A whirlpool of adventure that I'm sure 

is the kind of stuff true dreams are made of.


Of  course, others might get a tad suspicious, when they find out 

that TMZ rolled back the contents of their own article, which 

curiously enough just appeared on their website today, with a bit of 

revision. According to TMZ, Cristiano and the girlfriend sighting 

actually took place "last week" before the Koke-Cristiano ecounter 

had even occurred.  Nothing to see here. PR is not trying to react to 

gay rumors by forcing their client into an awkward, high profile  

public situation right after he is caught openly admitting that he 

was gay during Saturday's game


Then again, it is odd that the infamous TMZ 'Breaking News' 

outlet would wait until today (nearly a week) to post a story that is 

portrayed as not being news at all. Hey, maybe Harvey Levin's 

crew needed some extra time in the ol' photo lab darkroom to 

process those "candid" Disney shots, right?


Surely a professional public relations and media management

team would not be so lame, unimaginative and frankly

homophobic to treat the public like a bunch of gullible saps 

who will believe anything that's fed to them by the powers that be.  

Moreover, why go to the absurd length of placing a client in a 

theme park setting with a reported "girlfriend" just to counter some 

"harmless" gay gossip.   We are sold the belief that adult people 

don't act that way when there's nothing to hide.  Followed by the 

reminder that we are in the 21st century people. No one has to be 

in the closet any longer


If Management is not the problem then someone else must be to 

blame for these ridiculous conspiracy theories. How about those 

darn, largely female, pesky tinhatters who just won't see reality and 

choose to ruin friendships, instead of minding their own business.  

A bunch of deranged fans, trying to "force" a sexuality on perfectly

straight guys is where the  real problem lay. [At this point,  

snark is very much intended.]

If only there was an observable pattern we could turn to for reference. Maybe something similar we could identify to justify our suspicion. One or two examples that might suggest we just might be on to something. Let's see....











June 22, 2012 – Disneyland (Louis Tomlinson and “girlfriend” Eleanor Calder)


J-14 excerpt:  “From romantic Disneyland excursions to ski vacations, they did romance extremely well. But for her 20th birthday, the 1D singer planned an epic series of gifts and also presented her with a cake of the two of them in front of Cinderella's castle at Disneyland.”





June 29, 2012 - Universal Studios (Minus Harry Styles, the other half of Larry Stylinson)



Daily Mirror excerpt:  Harry wasn't there - maybe because he'd been to a Coldplay concert the night before. The curly haired heart-throb (yeah, we went there) posted a picture of the gig on his Twitter the same day the rest of the band were at Universal Studios. Hmm, could there be a rift?”











January 9, 2014 – Disneyland, Paris Zayn Malik and “girlfriend” Perrie Edwards

Daily Mail Online excerpt: “After venturing into the park, Zayn and Perrie were seen posing in front of the most romantic of all Disney symbols - the Sleeping Beauty Castle.”





July 2, 2015 – Disney World, Florida Liam Payne and “girlfriend” Sophia Smith

Heat World excerpt:  “The 1D member and his girlfriend, Sophia Smith, looked well lovey dovey at Disney World Florida this week. They clearly couldn't help GOOFY-ing around too.”
 

 
Case closed. Nothing to see here. Nothing at all.  Sure there seems to be a pattern of celebrities who are rumored to be gay and in the closet strategically showing up at theme parks with high profile "girlfriends" (I'm talking to you too Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes). But, that's just a random coincidence, right?  *wink*


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6 comments:

prairiegirl said...


That Eiffel tower in the background really provides a nice touch.

Along with the spotless table setting and the two wine glasses

which inexplicably seem to be filled to the same exact level.



LOL. That made me laugh. It's too bad all of the nonsense, but not surprising, is it? Kind of Dead Man Walking photo ops. Jaustin fans are certainly familiar with that and I'm sure 1D fans are as well. Sometimes the reaction (aka coverup) is more eyebrow raising than the "crime" itself.


And what about Disneyland/Disney World being a popular spot for photo ops?

Ryan Gosling & Eva Mendes
Andrew Garfield & Emma Stone
Joe Jonas & Gigi Hadid
Blake Shelton & Gwen Stefani

and I've got to raise at an eyebrow at:
Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Karina Smirnoff


They broke up and he's not married to someone else, but I kind of wonder about ol' Maks.

Good business for Disneyland/Disney World though, right?


prairiegirl said...

That isn't too complimentary of a picture of that Sophia Smith, is it? ;D

Speaking of lopsided pairings, 1/2 of one tweeted tonight, ol' Austy. And what is on his mind today, this Thanksgiving Eve? A terrible situation , the construction of the Dakota pipeline, is weighing heavily on his mind enough that he tweeted twice about it today. I can't recall Austin tweeting about this before and while it is a tragic situation going on, I'm caught by surprise at the sudden vocalness on his Twitter. Couple these tweets with a Gong Show performance video at a salad or celery bar, whatever that is, and it all really adds up to.....just another holiday in Closeted City.


AUSTIN NICHOLS Verified account
‏@AustinNichols
I just donated to help this cause. HELP STOP THE DAKOTA ACCESS PIPELINE. text WATER to 82623
3:37 PM - 23 Nov 2016


It's too bad the first time he tweets about this situation, it's done as part of social media visibility the day before a major holiday. It might have had more impact earlier in the year than this hectic day for so many Americans.

Methodical Muser said...


Well, I guess if Austin is tweeting tonight, at least he's not trying to convince everyone that he is having fake sex with the beard.

prairiegirl said...

Wheweee, what about that wallpaper and then that closet? LOL. Pretty wild stuff - sorry if it's startling on the eyes. Might kind of tamper with it a little but will need to be away for a couple of days due to holiday travel.

Hope everyone has had a wonderful Thanksgiving and no going hog wild with the Black Friday sales! ;D

Don't worry, we've got more good stuff up our sleeves, the posts will just need to wait a couple of days. ;-)

prairiegirl said...

Isn't Angela Lansbury awesome? So is Rebecca James - her Christmas CD is great.

Speaking of, Auntie Mame is on right now on TCM. One of my favorite all time movies. If you haven't seen it, you should give it a shot - the one with Rosalind Russell. Never get tired of it - a lovely, wonderful story every single time.

"Patrick, my little love!!

prairiegirl said...

Good morning, everyone! Blogging from Wichita KS and I have a feeling Jimmy's Egg is not going to happen this day. :-( Getting these teenagers up and out of bed anymore is impossible!! Lol, speaking of my niece and nephew. They love sleeping in so it's just impossible to get everyone out the door at an early hour to go out to breakfast. So a few of us are still doing our own thing, waiting for several family members to stir. Good grief, look at the time, too!

This holiday has been the most unproductive of all holidays, in ever. But I'm not going to stress about it. The tree will get decorated whenever it does. Sometimes you just have to chill and enjoy doing other things. We had great fun last night all of us watching the Grinch on TV and reciting the lines together. You are never too old for the holiday shows. Never. We've been working on a Christmas puzzle together and enjoying sharing meals.

And if you look online, there has been a lot of vaudeville and puppet shows going on, but hey, lol....in due time, we will be addressing some of it. But no rush. It'll still be there. :-)

So enjoy these holidays!! Soak it up. These days only come around once a year.