Saturday, February 25, 2017

The Perils of a Michigan Taco Run


Back on January 14, 2017 this happened.


 

And where was the account located?  Southgate MI

 
Note:  Southgate MI is 11 miles from Detroit (the airport).  94 miles from East Lansing, MI.  15 miles from Romulus MI.  And 72 miles from Jackson MI.  [remember these cities and distances later in the post]

We know that Jake was in Los Angeles on January 8 because he was seen in the audience at the Golden Globes, getting up and down from his seat 1001 times *wink*.

Five days later, Jake was still being placed in Los Angeles on January 13:


 

To recap, for a moment, the Taco Bell tweet appeared on January 14 at 1:33 pm CT, which was 2:33 pm ET (Michigan time).  Now, pay close attention because what follows from here is really something to behold. An actual tour de force in unscrupulous chicanery by a smug yet paranoid PR team desperately trying to bury the truth about their closeted clients. Including how to use commercial airlines, "civilian" tweeters, and family & friends to help sell the lie to the public.

Gr🌨g

I know I'm in Southern California, but I'm assuming that wasn't Jake Gyllenhaal...


7:38 PM - 14 Jan 2017  [5:38  PM CT]
Here's the best one:
REVISED 03 16 2019:  Since scrubbing has been going on, it appears two of the above tweets are no longer "available" to the public anymore.  Here is the "Jake gyllenhaal is on my flight" tweet in its now-saved form:

 
I guess Jake was personally overseeing the pouring of his coffee. Or, maybe he was going to help the flight attendant serve the passengers? Who wants peanuts? LOL!

And, where was Austin?  Well, Mr. Nichols was supposed to be in southern California as of January 12th for an Ocean Champion private fund-raising dinner event:


 

But January 12th came and went, with no sign whatsoever of Austin having attended, not from host @OceanChampion nor environmentalist Philippe Cousteau (the son of Jacques Cousteau), who attended.

Swiped from the source next door however, we have Austin placing himself in Los Angeles on January 14:


So Austin didn't attend a State of the Ocean event on January 12, even though he was publicized to, but two days later, he is seen skateboarding with a dog on the streets of Los Angeles.  Okay.

On January 16, Jake "surfaces" in New York City.  This tweeter's profile location is listed as Long Island.


 


 

And Austin?  Well, on February 3, believe it or not, he was placed in Michigan.


 

And for the benefit of the public domain, various back and forth conversations ensued:











because he's from Ann Arbor 

[When someone asked if Chloe Bennet was with him]:






So at this point, we have Jake leaving LA and arriving in NYC, with a (possible) sighting in Southgate, Michigan in between.  And now, once Jake is seen in NYC, Austin is being seen in Michigan. See a pattern here?  Back on February 4th, Narnia had published an analysis of the Michigan-Austin tweets, but we're going over this again to place them within the context of something bigger.


 

So, what happened after Ashley Nichols was tweeted in Michigan on February 3 and Narnia speculated that she was possibly there to help little bro with his and Jake's children?

From Waiting for Toothy 2:


Anonymous said...
Bad news.
Austin's father has serious health problems.


February 05, 2017 12:38 pm

However, the hyperlink no longer works, so don't try it. Where did the link take you to?  Rowdy Stovall's Instagram.  Rowdy is married to Ashley, Austin's sister.  Back on February 5th thru 6th, Rowdy's Instagram was on full display with several narrative posts.  Here is a partial screenshot which was one of the first to place him and Ashley in Michigan with the father, Dave Nichols:


And the following were comments on two of the posts. They're formatted this way because at the time, the posts weren't saved or embedded so this is from an email link.  These two sets of comments were from two different posts from Rowdy's Instagram:


  • honeytuckerSo sad to hear about David. Prayers for a speedy and complete healing.
  • schochhubbardPraying for Dave as well as all of you πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—
  • infamoustdev❤️
  • demaderaatxSending lots of love to the family! Thanks for the update. Let me know if there is anything I can do.
  • laurenhabiby❤πŸ™πŸ»❤
  • watergirl_lynneThe Morea's are sending love and prayers to Dave and his recovery.

On the Rowdy/Ashley picture post:

  • schochhubbardPraying for Dave as well as your family. We love you πŸ’™
  • laurenhabibyPraying for Dave. Love you guys!!!
  • stirtherouxlizziePrayers for your dad.. πŸ’™
  • lindseylooheronI just heard the news today. Will and I are thinking about you guys and sending you thoughts of love and healing. Of course, if there is anything we can do...we're here for you.


As you can see, the same accounts were commenting on both posts.  One more side note:  Of the commenting accounts seen above, only one of them is a public account, Austin TX woodworking business account (@demaderaatx).  The other accounts  @honeytucker, @schochhubbard, @infamoustdev, @laurenhabiby, @watergirl_lynne, @lindseylooheron and @stirtherouxlizzie were all private accounts.

From Rowdy's Instagram on February 6, he even posts a picture of daughter Penny sending her grandpa a Get Well:



And the first post about the father, included a Caring Bridge site that one could visit, which required registration.  



On February 8, we are then spoonfed detailed information that surely must be legitimate because of all the specifics provided *sarcasm intended*:


Are you still with us? Good. Because there is more to share. Rowdy Stovall's Instagram account was not only used to document the initial reason for all of the Nichols' presence in Michigan, but the posts also provided future cover for Austin by supplying a handy "post-crisis rehabilitation scenario" in case he is seen again.  A 'Get Out of Jail Free' card if you will. Surprisingly, however, Austin has not been seen in any of Rowdy's Instagram photos. We see dad, Ashley, and even one of his nieces, but not one appearance by Austin. Zilch.

Within days, on February 9th, Rowdy posts again on his Instagram that he, Ashley and the family are returning home to Austin, TX.

 
 And what was Austin doing?  From February 6:


A post shared by Austin Nichols (@austinnichols) on
 
May 16, 2010 update:  We happened to notice that this Instagram post of Austin's has now been removed.  Hmmm.  I remember the photo once I saw the caption which described a video where Austin pretended he was "flying" the deard Wally, aka beard Chlo Bennett's dog.  These publicist teams can remove the tweets, but the text remains behind and in this case, from our draft page, we get the validity of the post:

A post shared by Austin Nichols (@austinnichols) on

He then adds a promotional-type Instagram post on February 9 about the Bates Motel (a show he is guest starring in), the same day that his sister, brother-in-law and their family are returning to Austin, TX and we assume, leaving the father "rehabbing" in Michigan.  This is followed with the plethora of Valentine's tweets, Instagrams and Instagram Stories with his beard Chloe Bennet on the 14th  (see Narnia Dispatches' post:  Austin and Chlo on Valentine's Day allegedly in LA California )

For background purposes, let's explore why that Taco Bell tweet from Southgate, Michigan on January 14, 2017, unleashed such a tidal wave of PR activity. First off, Austin has many cousins who live in Portage MI on his mother's side of the family.  Moreover, a Vermeulen Furniture store used to be located in Portage, but closed in 2010.  (Note: "Vermeulen" is the surname for Austin's maternal side of the family)   source for Vermeulen Furniture

Remember all those cities and distances listed at the beginning of this post? Well, here's one more. Portage, Michigan is only 135 miles from Southgate. Over the years, since Jake fell hard and heavy for his tall Texan during The Day After Tomorrow audition in May 2002, there has been an ongoing Michigan connection for Jake that now, with this Taco Bell sighting, spans 15 years. 

Here's a soon-to-be 22-year-old, lovestruck Jake Gyllenhaal proudly wearing a Michigan t-shirt in an early scene from The Day After Tomorrow. Considering that Jake's character, Sam Hall, lives in Washington, D.C., the wardrobe choice is an intriguing one.



Then in October, 2004, Jake is not seen campaigning for John Kerry in his backyard of California or even in New York, but rather in East Lansing, Michigan. Gee, I wonder why he chose that particular city to display his civic duty?



Over the years, Jake has been seen in Portage, Southgate, Romulus, and East Lansing. Considering that a large part of Austin's family lives in and around Jackson, as well as Portage, it's no surprise that these are the cities Jake continues to be sighted in.  Michigan is obviously important to Austin. It's where his father completed his residency in Diagnostic Radiology (University of Michigan), where his mother's family is from and where he was born (Ann Arbor). He frequently returns for family celebrations and for summers on Clark Lake where his mother was buried in 2015 in the Columbia Township Cemetery. When Austin's TV show John From Cincinnati was cancelled in August 2007, Austin was found in Jackson, Michigan and was infamously arrested for a DUI on August 24.


And, just how closely located are all these cities associated with Austin and Jake? Well, let's take a look:

Southgate, Michigan
Romulus, Michigan

Jackson, Michigan

East Lansing, Michigan
Portage, Michigan


12 miles via 127 S Jackson to Clark Lake


Now why would PR be so concerned about Austin's sister being seen with him in Jackson, Michigan on February 3 when she has a family of her own and a husband down in Texas? 

1) Remember, Jake had been seen in Southgate, Michigan just two weeks before on January 14.   
2)  Narnia had published a post on February 4 speculating that Ashley was helping Austin with the kids since Jake was in NY preparing for his play and Maggie was about to fly over to Berlin.

If Jake and Austin were not an actual couple raising a closeted family, there would be no need for such an obviously manufactured and elaborate Instagram story to emerge about Austin's dad suddenly having a very public "health crisis". A crisis that conveniently forced him to be shipped off to Michigan, even though he practiced medicine in Austin, Texas for over three decades and no doubt has an enormously supportive network of professional providers down there. Never mind that Austin, TX is where Mr. Nichols and his immediate family actually live. If the whole scenario wasn't outlandish enough, the privating of all that explanatory "corroboration" only a few days later is truly laughable. A ready made explanation for PR interns and trolls to draw from if someone dared to bring up the pattern of Jake being seen once again in a geographic area that is intimately associated with Austin Nichols.

As another closeted celebrity tweeted back on July 3, 2013:


 

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5 comments:

prairiegirl said...

Goodness gracious, that was like writing the first chapter of a novel. ;-)

Now, one thing that is important to also note about this Taco Bell tweet and that is another reason why it is very fathomable. This was not the first time Jake has been spotted at a T-Bell. Oh no. After doing a little perusing, I found these tweets in the ol' archive. Check it out:



wendall keaver ‏@kendallololol 21m21 minutes ago
Just saw Jake Gyllenhaal at an obscure Taco Bell in Goleta��
Likes 3

7:41 PM - 27 Dec 2015 · Details


And she didn't stop there.


Oh look, she even got more specific.

Karlie Mack ‏@KarlieMack7 11m11 minutes ago
@kendallololol WHICH ONE
0 retweets 0 likes

wendall keaver ‏@kendallololol 10m10 minutes ago
@KarlieMack7 on fairview lol
0 retweets 0 likes

Karlie Mack ‏@KarlieMack7 10m10 minutes ago
@kendallololol Dying
0 retweets 0 likes


Where is Goleta? Why, I believe it is in California and looks like that T-Bell is still there.

Google: Fast-food chain serving Mexican-inspired fare such as tacos, quesadillas & nachos.
Address: 140 N Fairview Ave, Goleta, CA 93117

I guess it is just west of Santa Barbara in Santa Barbara County. I don't know about you but I'm banking on this sighting.

prairiegirl said...

Then, there was this one.


Whitney Harbour (@whitneyh_86)
3/30/14, 1:52

So did I forget to mention that I saw Jake Gylenhaal at Taco Bell in Sherman Oaks the other night? Um ya. TB is better than McDonalds!



Where is Sherman Oaks? About 7 miles from Beverly Hills.

Interestingly enough, she did post this:

Whitney Harbour @whitneyh_86 20h
Creepily enough I did take a pic but only got his back side, which I'm not hating. pic.twitter.com/70AIAv9z7f
2:00 AM - 30 Mar 2014 · Details

But the picture is no longer there.


Now, this wasn't Taco Bell, but there was this sighting of Jake back in 2013 and it was in LA:


Tamara Bascombe (@TamaraBascombe)
8/3/13, 17:27

Standing in line with Jake Gyllenhaal getting some fish tacos πŸ˜˜πŸ˜πŸ˜…πŸ˜‹


Now what is it about tacos and Austin Nichols?

Interview with Austin from FROM “LAist INTERVIEW – May 7, 2007”
 
Q: You’ve been living here in LA for a while now, tell me what are some of your favorite spots in town?


A: Dominick’s is a great spot, I also like the Hungry Cat, Amo, the Bowery. They’re really great restarants. Honestly, most nights I just go to Cactus #1 Taqueria, best street tacos in town.

Austin loves Mexican food.

prairiegirl said...

Both of those old Taco Bell tweets are from accounts no longer active on Twitter. But it is something how Jake has been seen at several Taco Bells. Hmmmmm, like maybe it's not just Austin who loves tacos and TBell? Perhaps Mr. Jake is a closet TBell lover himself and can't get enough of those Meximelts and burritos???? Kale is just a cover, perhaps.

Now back to the Nichols family and their extracurricular activities....

I know it seems outlandish, doesn't it? But not when you realize that they had done this before with his mother and we did a whole post on that. So no, this does not surprise me. It flabbergasts me yes, but does it surprise me? No. I'm just surprised they used the little girls in this.

So many holes.

The fact that Austin was not in any of Rowdy's Instagrams, and there were a good handful of them. M&M and I saw them all - we just never saved them. The reason why the pics of Rowdy & Ashley and then their daughter Penny look so funny is that those are "Preview" pics from when M&M had emailed them to me.

So the Caring Bridge link doesn't work anymore. Rowdy Private'ed his Instagram account so you can't see anything. Most of the accounts which were commenting on his posts were all private so you couldn't see their accounts, try to get a feel for their validity. There's a reason for that. There's a reason for all of it. It was a farce.

I don't know about you, but Caring Bridge is (I thought, anyway) a site for seriously ill people. And by the comments, you would have surmised that David Nichols was seriously ill. But in a couple days, there they were in a vehicle. There was Rowdy in the car/truck with his father in law and it was the Instagram pic where he announced they were headed to the rehab facility. And then like the next day or two, the family left! They packed up and were gone.

What in the hell. And in a few more days, Austin was trying to say he was back in LA and posing with heart glasses and filling time doing Instagram stories.

Someone hand me a blowhorn please: not believable. Not believable at all.

Now it's like none of it ever happened. Instagram account teller window is slammed shut. Well, too bad. We still saw it.

And it was because Jake was spotted, bless his heart. He was probably getting lunch for the kids. Or maybe himself. LOLLLLL!! I'm beginning to think he's sneaking in little taquito bites on his own.


prairiegirl said...

Oh look, it's a miracle. Now Rowdy's Instagram is suddenly "public" again. Isn't that something? lol. In a case display of "nothing to hide here", the much referred to Instagram is now on full display again. Must have been one of those @msbccg moments, right? *wink*


https://www.instagram.com/p/BP_xAsGj9rI/?taken-by=rowdyatx

I apologize for the Fisher Price link. Anyway, you can see the posts for yourself.

Doesn't change my opinion whatsoever. The whole thing was a farce.

Methodical Muser said...


Shaking my head how management's reaction to our post on Sunday is to just make Rowdy's Instagram public again. "That will show them!" LOL! Sorrrry. Unprivating fake pics and stories once you've been called out on your BS, is easy. Anyone who even has a casual acquaintance with PR teams' abuse of social media know that "the leak" is a standard method of pushing fake stories (i.e. PR narratives). Take a look at how Cowell and company have recently used social media to "reintroduce" Eleanor Calder to the public and fandom again. Trying to make an absurd story look organic to the causal reader is what publicists think Instagram and Twitter are for.

Of course, Jake's people can't explain why blabbermouth Rowdy (the son-in-law) is the one telling this personal Nichols family story at all. Why not Austin or even Ashley? Remember when Austin's mother was ill, it was Austin who posted pics with her and his family. By the way, Ashley was in those pics. Not Rowdy. In fact, Rowdy is nowhere to be seen.

Yet, when it comes to Rowdy's public reveal about his father-in-law's ambiguous health crisis, Austin is in none of these "family" gathered in Michigan pics to support his dad. Not one. Nope Austin is too busy eating out with his beard in LA. Throwing her dog up in the air, promoting his new TV show and generally acting like everything in his life is fine.

Most importantly, while PR is trying to distract from the situation, no one has explained why Jake Gyllenhaal was seen in his typical stomping grounds of Michigan just at the time that Austin is there. Moreoever, let's say we believe the "story" about Dave Nichols. Doesn't it look even more suspicious that Jake is up in Michigan, at the same time that a perceived Nichols family health crisis is occurring? I thought he had no relationship with Austin? And, if he has no relationship with Austin, why would he have a relationship with Austin's family? Makes no sense unless Jake is part of the family too. See how that works. Just apply a little logic and the whole "organic" explanation falls apart.