Wedding bands? Should be enough.
Children with the marriage? Should be enough.
Bun in the oven? Slam dunk.
But for Jared and Genevieve Padalecki? They obviously feel a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
The symbolism used in the picture is like a sledgehammer.
1. kiddie wet wipes in the plastic pouch - translation: Jared and
Genevieve have a young family already and Genevieve is
driving the family SUV with one hand, wiping messy hands
with the other.
2. mixing bowl and spoon - translation: Genevieve is a super
mom. She even has time to bake a cake while driving the
family SUV and....you get the drift. *wink*
Perhaps the ultra-domesticated props will be enough to distract fans from the strategic placement of young Shep in front of the prairie-dog-popping "baby bump"?
via GIPHY
In this case, some of us know when we've had our fill and it's rather easy to push away from the table.
our playlist: Blind My Mind - flunk
Willing to Wait - Sebadoh
2 comments:
I can't even with the entire unbelievability of that picture. It's insulting.
Should I have even offered another translation? The "beanie" on one of the dolls means it's supposed to be...Jared....and the other one is "Mommy".
You really have to wonder why...
Ah well - there always has to be one of the tops spinning, doesn't there? LOL
Credit to a tweeter who also pointed out to me the visible ring - that ring is supposed to be all they need, right? It is perplexing, for sure. These guys' left hands (and subsequent adorned ring finger) are always hanging over the back of chairs, holding a mic, resting on their thighs, waving around - bands on full display at the cons at all times. The bands are supposed to be their Get out of Jail Free card. Either someone's not being convincing enough or I'd be asking for a refund.
Funny thing, too - look at that ceramic bowl with the handle sticking out of it. What's in there? It looks so sparkling clean. ;D
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