Well, you know what they say about Kansas weather.
Well, the same can be said for something as simple as Jake Gyllenhaal being confirmed for a movie role or not.
This story really started just barely over a year ago. Endeavor (formerly WME)-represented actor Tom Holland set the table for the future by being quoted in The Hollywood Reporter:
• "I really am having the time of my life. But as far as my future goes, I want to stretch myself as an actor in a way that Jake Gyllenhaal, Leo DiCaprio, and Meryl Streep do." - Endeavor represented actor Tom Holland in THR - June 05, 2017
• May 21, 2018 - the first twitter releases state that Jake is to star as the villain in the next Spiderman film. This was one of the very first accounts to release the news, a twitter account based out of Ghana.
#BehindTheScenes with @africellUG #MidmorningMagazine— Radiocity 97FM (@97fmRadiocity) May 21, 2018
JAKE GYLLENHAAL TO STAR AS VILLAIN IN NEXT SPIDER-MAN FILM!
Jake is set to play villain Mysterio. He'll portray the antagonist opposite Tom Holland who is returning as the webslinger for a fourth time. pic.twitter.com/SPOwReDiYU
Regardless, the rumor went wild and similar tweets would dominate Jake's twitter search until this day.
• On May 21, The Hollywood Reporter made a conflictingly stated tweet:
Jake Gyllenhaal is getting ready to suit up as the villain in the sequel to #SpiderManHomecoming – The @Marvel film is set to open July 5, 2019 https://t.co/vQ51g8X2zb pic.twitter.com/kAfcgb17n9— Hollywood Reporter (@THR) May 22, 2018
The Hollywood Reporter's tweet stated that Jake was "getting ready to suit up", yet when you opened up the accompanying story, you were greeted with the words "is in talks to play". Not exactly the same thing, THR.
• With the announced/semi-confirmed rumor barely breathing oxygen on the internet, there was definite haziness and unclarity.
The original article lists the @TheSun as the source of the Jake Gyllenhaal/Mysterio news but there’s no actual article from the Sun. The Sun hasn’t reported anything. Plus, ya know, it’s the Sun... so take all this news with a big grain of salt, it’s not exactly @THR or @Variety pic.twitter.com/Fw8codzUhu— Marvelous Realm (@MarvelousRealm) May 21, 2018
• "confirmed to be in talks"
The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed that Jake Gyllenhaal is indeed in talks to portray Mysterio in Marvel Studios’ upcoming ‘SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING’ sequel. (Source: @THR pic.twitter.com/jQkvaIcJ8I— Comic Fade (@ComicFade) May 21, 2018
• Finally, on June 24, Tom Holland "leaks" the name of the upcoming Spidey sequel. "Far From Home". Word comes that The Hollywood Reporter has "confirmed" that Jake is "confirmed" for the role of Mysterio, albeit via other twitter accounts and not from THR themselves.
— BARRIS FUELLER (@Veritas312) June 24, 2018
So, if you look within the article, embedded in one of the small print paragraphs (the fifth paragraph to be exact) are the casual words "Spiderman: Far From Home also stars Jake Gyllenhaal as the classic Spider-man villain Mysterio".
Interestingly enough, THR never tweeted this official confirmation that Jake was a "go", even though they don't hesitate to be the official tweet of "in talks".
• On the 24th at 15:35, exactly one minute after Narnia Dispatches released its post which contained a mention about Jake not being officially confirmed yet for the Mysterio role, this tweet was released:
— Marvel vs. DC (@TheMarvelvsDC) June 24, 2018
Confirmed! This time, the official Twitter word comes from a lesser known site (wegotthiscovered.com) which references The Hollywood Reporter as the source of the confirmation.
• The next about-face comes 24 hours later, interestingly enough after there were a few comments made on Narnia about Jake and Austin having been staying across the pond since the spring and would be there in time for the beginning of Far From Home filming which is supposed to start after the 4th of July holiday, a SAG holiday. Here's the Whoa Nellie.
— Cinema Talk (Movie & TV News) (@Cinematlk) June 26, 2018
A few highlights:
*During a recent interview*...*Kevin Feige was asked about Jake Gyllenhaal being in the sequel*
*Feige clarified that his casting has not yet been confirmed.*
And in a quick U-turn of wishy-washy-ness that makes Charlie Brown look like the king of commitment, the article paraphrases Feige's statement:
*Though, that doesn't mean he won't be in the movie, just that Marvel Studios hasn't confirmed it yet, or perhaps that Gyllenhaal hasn't signed on the dotted line.*
*The movie is set to begin filming next month, so if they haven't already locked Jake Gyllenhaal down, they need to get that done or find someone else in a hurry*.
Considering the movie is supposed to start filming early next month, that sounds like a decent plan.
• Tuesday, 06 26 18's update?
Spider-Man 2: The truth behind Jake Gyllenhaal Mysterio casting rumours in Far From Home https://t.co/RDCqAHYQtX— Newspaper Report (@Newspaper_re) June 27, 2018
According to Kevin Feige on the what, when, where on the film: "Well, I mean, sure, let the speculation begin. That's always fun." Translation: We're going to keep you hanging even though we know everything, including whether or not Jake is "set".
• Wednesday, 06 27 18 - Jake is still "in talks" to play Mysterio. But hey, Sony has confirmed that the title of the film is to be Spiderman: Far From Home .
• Thursday, 06 28 18 - No Change.
• Friday, 06 29 18 -No Change.
— Angel ♡ (@_hollandroos) June 29, 2018
• Sunday, 07 01 18 -No change. Just waiting.
via GIPHY
• Monday, 07 02 18 - Apparently, filming has started but still no official word of confirmation on Jake's contractual status.
• Tuesday, 07 03 18 - lots of confirmation assumptions, but no
actual confirmation
• Wednesday, 07 04 18 - SAG Holiday......
• Thursday, 07 05 18 - no change!
• Friday, 07 06 18 - Feige can confirm Benedict will not be in Far From Home.
at least that's likely confirmed now but what about jake gyllenhaal as mysterio?? https://t.co/IktCKvpzZn— Michael Robosa (@michaelrobosa02) July 7, 2018
• Saturday, 07 07 18 - Pfft! No change
• Sunday, 07 08 18 - Did you really expect any news today? In an article dated 07 07 18 entitled "SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME - Here's Everything We Know About the Spidey Sequel So Far" , we are reminded that Jake is as deep in the closet as he ever was and he has plenty of enablers.
We're still not 100% sure that Jake Gyllenhaal will play the character (it's probably a done deal, but Feige is playing coy), but we do know that Mysterio will be the main antagonist of Far From Home. - comicbookmovie.com
• Monday, 07 09 18 - There are more tweets which speak in such an affirmative tone and yet there's still....."rumored" #eyeroll [Narnia may have to extend this post into a Part 2.]
cast for Spider-Man: Far from Home ...— skyra🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇮🇸 (@skyraslight) July 9, 2018
finally the long awaited reunion for Jack Twist and Mr. Delmar ;)
@brokebackmountain @jakegyllenhaal pic.twitter.com/sKoZk2vaKv
• Tuesday, 07 10 18 -Well, I guess Jake didn't like being nicknamed "Richard Simmons". LOL! He appeared on Instagram in a picture with legendary composer, Burt Bacharach, taken at the River Cafe in London. Baby steps, I reckon!
• Thursday, 07 12 18 - It seems to be "official" now. Jake is in London. Still no confirmation of his status as Mysterio. But here he is dining al fresco in a picture which seems to be mysteriously sourced by a "fan" account, the jakebullshittingovereverybody. For once, the watermark seems to be true. And somehow, the author seems to know that is a member of Jake's "team", even from behind! And #iphonephotography? How do they know all of this this? Welllllll....it's been obvious for quite awhile. We have no idea who took this photo.
• Friday, 07 13 18 - no change.
• Tuesday, 07 17 18 - no. change. confirmation proves elusive.
• Friday, 07 20 18 - Well, still no confirmation, no sightings, but we DO have a "new"
• Tuesday, 07 24 18 - In the interest of conserving space on the post, Narnia is updating every few days. At this rate, we could be revealing an official "confirmation" from the red carpet at the premiere of Far From Home! But in the meantime, here's Tom Holland shouting out again to Jake and thus, perhaps another hint of proximity to Jake? Who knows, lol...
• July 26, 2018 - While there still is not an "official" confirmation, we have this observant tweet which draws attention to a deleted Instagram post, which hash tags Jake and Mysterio.Ok this is what I think,,, Jake was confirmed to be in spiderman 2 so when Tom found out he had a jake gyllenhaal movie marathon and now when he boxes he thinks of southpaw pic.twitter.com/RCgbXFuO1r— Lourdes (@lourdes_ccc) July 25, 2018
Alcoomics @_Alcoomics 9 hours ago
A en croire ce post Instagram (depuis supprimé) du comédien #NumanAcar qui sera Dimitri dans #SpiderManFarFromHome, #JakeGyllenhaal serait bien #Mysterio tandis que #MariaHill et #NickFury devraient être de la partie ! #Marvel #MCU
Translated from French by Microsoft
To believe this post Instagram (since deleted) of the comedian #NumanAcar who will be Dimitri in #SpiderManFarFromHome, #JakeGyllenhaal would be well #Mysterio while #MariaHill and #NickFury should be of the game! #Marvel #MCU
https://twitter.com/_Alcoomics/status/1022525213030993920
• July 29, 2018 Well, more shenanigans again today. Jake was "spotted" "near the Spidey set".
Here's Jake:
The above photo is Jake and the enabling make up artist Donald Mowat, who has let Jake use his instagram to try and account for his whereabouts. The photo of the two appeared first on Mowat's instagram, but disappeared mysteriously immediately following @goosestile pointing out how un-bulked-up Jake looked, not to mention how they were dressed for 50 degrees instead of 70's. The photo was pulled from his twitter feed because it was already starting to robot, but was replaced with a different irrelevant robot tweet, one which was actually tweeted yesterday, 7/28, but suddenly began stuffing his twitter search around 2:30 today.
Jake Gyllenhaal Spotted Near The Set Of ‘SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME’ – SUPERBROMOVIES https://t.co/kKLgXVb5yB, see more https://t.co/Rlx2gqorjT— Jake Gyllenhaal News (@TT_JGyllenhaal) July 29, 2018
Here's Jake:
JAKE GYLLENHAAL IS IN LONDON YALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS KDHDKGSJSBDHDJDUDISJHS pic.twitter.com/8kXxiu8gwR— valerie (@MARVELKIWlS) July 29, 2018
The above photo is Jake and the enabling make up artist Donald Mowat, who has let Jake use his instagram to try and account for his whereabouts. The photo of the two appeared first on Mowat's instagram, but disappeared mysteriously immediately following @goosestile pointing out how un-bulked-up Jake looked, not to mention how they were dressed for 50 degrees instead of 70's. The photo was pulled from his twitter feed because it was already starting to robot, but was replaced with a different irrelevant robot tweet, one which was actually tweeted yesterday, 7/28, but suddenly began stuffing his twitter search around 2:30 today.
This was followed by a return of the Mowat/Jake photo under a new narrative that Jake was spotted near the Marvel Spidey film set, whereas when Mowat had tweeted it, they were placing themselves at Picadilly. *eyeroll*
• 08-03-18 Well, here we are in August now and still looking for an "official" confirmation. But here's Jake allegedly today, going shopping in London, aka "fueling rumors" that he's in town filming Far From Home.Jake Gyllenhaal ya está en Londres para unirse a la filmación de #SpiderManFarFromHome, dónde interpreta al villano Mysterio. Pero creo que mientras no le vea en traje, no me voy a creer su fichaje. pic.twitter.com/EMxyjRQq7S— Carlos CaramantÃn (@carcaramantin) July 30, 2018
— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) August 3, 2018• 08 08 18 Jake eating alone at the ol' River Cafe again, allegedly "today", 08 08.
Stay tuned. This post will be updated semi-daily until a yet to be determined date (we're wishy washy too in that way), maybe until we actually see Jake at our local drive-ins as Mysterio, with the fish bowl on his head. It just may take that long for a confirmed determination. ;-)
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2 comments:
This is really getting entertaining. My favorite part was this interview from Tom Holland last year. Get the fertilizer out. It's planting time:
"I really am having the time of my life. But as far as my future goes, I want to stretch myself as an actor in a way that Jake Gyllenhaal, Leo DiCaprio, and Meryl Streep do." - Endeavor represented actor Tom Holland in THR - June 05, 2017
Let's see. Holland had just turned 21 and I am sure that the first actor he thought to work with was Jake Gyllenhaal. So much so that he mentions him even before Leo and Meryl Streep. Two actors who have 27 Oscar nominations between them!!! That seems likely.
But, that's how the business works. Jake is definitely not an A-lister, but Patrick Whitesell (co-owner of Endeavor, along with Ari Emanuel)reps him so I'm sure Whitesell pulled a few strings to make it look like Jake is in the same league as DiCaprio and Streep. Give me a break. Maybe we will have to wait for a source from Iceland to confirm Holland and Gyllenhaal's first meeting on set.
Great detective work on this one. It's amazing how an untrustworthy source can be taken and run with by so many other news organizations. The only question is whether the original source made it up to get traffic, or if Jake's people did it.
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