** A Narnia Dispatches Alert!! **
We have been given a heads up by the Jolly Man himself, Santa Claus, that one of his stops tonight will be at the House of Narnia. What we still don't know however is: Will Narnia's residents (or possible guests) receive something nice in their stocking? Or ... could it be the dreaded lump of coal will be dropped off instead??? Let's hope not!
As the anticipation builds, let's take a look at what might be possible, shall we?
"An Attempt Was Made". LOL! Oh, no. This could get interesting. In no specific order or association (and it won't include everyone just because of space and time), here are some thoughts from Narnia about Santa's distribution list this year:
🎁 We will lead off with the ultimate bad boy, Jake Gyllenhaal. We think Santa is going to go right on by that guy's stocking. 😄 One reason would be his involvement with this nonsense that began back around Valentine's Day in 2018: Amy Schumer "and" Chris Fischer. Now, Fischer is Jake's long, long, long time bestie and, no doubt, one of his main influencers regarding his love of cooking. This publicized union, helped GPS Jake at their "wedding" while providing het cover for Schumer and possibly Fischer as well. In fact, Jakers' fingers have been all over this fauxmance from the beginning; we trumpeted this in "Six Degrees, Two + Two, They All Connect to Jake and Maggie G" and in "Poor Jake: Always a Guest, Never a Groom". And now? They're "done-zo". ⚡
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| December 12, 2025 via Just Jared |
🎁 And then there's the ever persevering, gallant Louis Tomlinson, who has bent over backwards trying to provide as many clues to his fans as he can, when something nefarious is incoming or when an inspiration of hope is needed. Interviews, social media "Likes" color coding, lyrics, whatever it takes. How we have years and years of him proving himself as a man of integrity, and yet there are still unbelievers is stunning. Louis earns all the banners for sticking up for Liam, Zayn, and his own lived truth. One standout moment was that He called out Logan Paul.
You better believe Santa is stopping by Louis' stocking this year. 🧦
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| October 21, 2025 via Just Jared |
🎁 Santa also has a special gift for Harry Styles' stocking for being an incredible sport at having his image repeatedly misused and for stepping aside in different ways, during some of his prime years, so that Louis can work on his career within the limitations he obviously is constrained by. That's sacrifice and it's what true partners do for each other. 🧦
🎁 Narnia is afraid Santa might also be by-passing Jared Padalecki's stocking. Jared, who can't seem to appear anywhere or be photo'd without Genevieve glued to his hip and co-headlining his appearances. It's mind-boggling. He also couldn't guest star on "The Boys" along with Jensen, without guess who. The professional meard taggling along. Even though the creator and showrunner of the show, Eric Kripke, could only gush over Jared. 😂 We understand, Eric. We understand.
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| Jared, from 2021 |
🎁 Santa will always have something nice for Liam Payne's stocking. Always. Wherever he is tonight; Santa will find him. 😉
Never, ever forget all the bravery that Liam exhibited throughout the years, trying his best to tell us all who he is and who he loves, I mean loved. 🧦
🎁 And as this young hockey-playing star returns to the ice and has to take up ill-fated nonsense with an Azoff client, let's look back a couple of evenings ago and bite back a smile. We bet Santa gave Jack a thumbs up, too. 🧦 There will likely be a stop at the house of Jack.
🎁 And The Man With the Bag is dropping something nice in Zayn Malik's stocking. Zayn was able to be seen with band mate Louis Tomlinson, and in January of this year, he also reclaimed a spot at the LA County Museum of Art that had been used for Liam's bearding and up-righted that ship by placing himself at the Urban Lights sculpture. The planted accounts were not happy about this one! Good for Zayn. 🧦
🎁 Santa Claus is conflicted with Austin Nichols. He could skip that stocking ... or he could pay a visit. We think he will swing by because for one thing, in March, Austin let it be known that he was at Jake's opening for "Othello" on Broadway. AND ... he Instagram'd with (suspected) Toothy Tile insider, Matt K Frost. How about that?! Good for all three of these guys, Austin, Matt and Jakers. 💓
🎁 Santa will also definitely be making an air drop at the stocking of Chiefs' QB1 Patrick Mahomes, whom we are assuming is recovering from a reported knee injury which has knocked him off of the active roster and into next season. Narnia isn't sure yet what to make of this latest development, but there is no doubt some sabotage going on with his career. Patrick hasn't looked this desolate since the New England AFCCG game in 2019. How else could you look, though, when you are not being allowed to be as good you can be? There is a real injustice being done right now against this guy and the GP will never know. The teeter totter is definitely lop-sided. 🧦
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| Patrick post-game vs Denver Broncos, 11-16-25 |
🎁 And a stocking drop for Niall Horan, as well. Still captain of the Larry ship. We salute Niall for this one.
🎁 And finally, Santa Claus is going back in time (he can do that, he can do anything!) to drop something nice in two stockings that are hanging together at the fictional TV fire Station 51, belonging to loyal paramedic partners Roy DeSoto and Johnny Gage. Because while they do plenty of harping at each other, as in Season 2, episode 21 The Audit,
"Well, see now I told you not to worry." - Roy re: John's intense worry over an IRS audit
"Oh, I wasn't worried." - Johnny
"Whadya mean you weren't worried?! You were paralyzed!" - Roy
"Oh, come on now, I mighta been a little concerned, but I certainly wasn't paralyzed." - Johnny
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| I am beginning to think Johnny Gage may have invented gaslighting 😂 |
But don't let any outsider attack the other partner because those two staunchly defend and support each other. Santa, you are badly needed here! 🧦
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| Yep, Santa Claus is WAY overdue here 🧦 |
Encore!!
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And so there we have a few suspicions on possible Santa Claus drops (or non-drops as it were!) for 2025! 😂 😍 Not all were so joyous or amusing, there were a couple of somber ones. But for the most part, Narnia is here tonight for a few smiles; we just don't ever want to forget that some of these guys are frequently under duress and that doesn't go away just because it's a holiday season.
Narnia wishes all our readers a happy Holiday.
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| Liam |
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| Patrick and Travis |
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| Patrick Kane |
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| Jensen and Jared 😉 |
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| Austin and Jake 😳 |
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| Jonny Toews |
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| Blake Shelton |
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| Zayn |
And before we sign off, we cannot go without wishing Louis Tomlinson a very Happy Birthday today. Yes, he is a Christmas Eve baby! We send our warmest wishes to Louis and hope that he has a peaceful, joyful celebration. 🎂 🎉🙌🥳
pic sources: HappyBirthdayName, Getty, MARCA, IMDb, screen_caps51 tumbler,
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our playlist: And To All a Goodnight - Band of Merrymakers
Finally It's Christmas - Hanson
It's Time to Celebrate - Christopher McConnell and Robyn Newman
It's Finally Christmas - Casting Crowns
Bring Me Love - Marie Digby
Glorious - Melissa Etheridge
With a Christmas Heart - the late, great Luther Vandross
Mary's Boy Child - Crouch End Festival Chorus and the City of Prague
Philharmonic Orchestra
