When this picture first appeared online yesterday, June 26, from an Instagram account that has now gone to that great Social Media Graveyard in the sky, we at Narnia smirked a bit because according to our set watches, it was indeed time for the 4th of July pregame show to start. And here he is, our guy Jake with some blond dude whose account name was @geregaco.
However, taking a closer look tonight, we have been alarmed to see that it looks like Mr. Jake has had some kind of Gyllen-calamity.
I don't know, but that looks like a swollen left cheek and dark upper left eyelid to me???? What happened, Jake?!
Did the Wisdom Tooth Fairy come barreling through the door?
Did Papa have an encounter with one of the kiddo's drones?
Unique combo of lavender pencil and Skoal for that balanced image?
Lost a ping pong match with a yellow jacket?
Did a pinata stick miss its target?
Boy! Nonetheless, this "eye-catching" photo has been followed up today with this dandy gem:
Which seems like a sort-of, kind-of facsimile thereof, and in fact reminds me of this lovely botched, photo shopped job ("waist" not, want not after all!):
Not that Narnia is going to super analyze all of Mgmnt's "offerings", but we felt the added cosmetic inconsistencies were worth making note of. If indeed these two Almeria pictures in the same restaurant were to have taken place the same day, it would be interesting to know why Jake needed to have a change of pants? ;-)
No doubt we will be in for more black snakes and sparklers before this 4th of July 2017 is over. Yea for that! :-)
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pic sources: IHJ, Instagram, giphy
our playlist: Kung Fu Fighting - Carl Douglas
Firework - Katy Perry
Eye of the Tiger - Survivor
Fight Fire with Fire Kansas
Brand New Key - Melanie
1 comment:
Oh, it's a miracle. That Instagram account is back online again. Isn't that just something. Reminds me of that whole @msnbc debacle in late 2015 when Mgmnt used that account to pretend that this Barbara woman was carrying Jake's twins. Her account went private, then public, then private, then public, private.....you get the drift.
Aah well, another lunch hr gone pffft! Hope everyone's having a dandy day.
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