This was just one of the first tweets to indicate that somewhere, something was happening in Jake World.
yall telling me jake gyllenhaal is canceled cause some girl stalked him and when she wouldnt leave him alone he got mad? pic.twitter.com/CJrSfg3tQR— aaron 🐺 (@andy_dwyers) August 12, 2017
— meera (@saoirsesronan) August 12, 2017
— s(ts6)eph (@iwishyouwouId) August 12, 2017
Tweeters kept referring to a "thread". Have you seen the thread? Did you see the thread? What? What thread? What happened?
It took a short while to back track and find out what, who and when because the "barrage" of activity was sizeable and viral enough, that this particular reader was getting a whiff of something cooking already.
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Well, the "who" was a tweeter named @actorhoe. The "when" was August 11. The "what, why and how" is here in the infamous "thread", tweeted by @actorhoe himself, and in order sequence:
wow.
I think I'm...
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;-)
It was amusing to watch it all in real time because at first the tweeters took mr. @actorhoe's word for it and voiced their displeased reaction by proclaiming they were hereby officially "unstanning" Jake, disappointed in Jake, bummed about Jake and all of his "No no no no's".
— Aquamarine (@AquamaGirl) August 12, 2017
elijah 🕷 (@vancitypool)
8/11/17, 23:26
jake gyllenhaal is cancelled.
8/11/17, 23:26
jake gyllenhaal is cancelled.
Then, the tide soon changed and tweeters began poking fun at and accusing @actorhoe of being a stalker and trespassing on his idol, Jake Gyllenhaal. The nerve! The gall! How stalkerish!
— s(ts6)eph (@iwishyouwouId) August 12, 2017
By the following day, the situation had deteriorated to the point where cyber bullying was occurring and @actorhoe apparently threatening suicide and closing up shop.
so some girl on twitter stalked jake gyllenhaal showed up to his apartment and was upset that he got mad and lashed out at her... pic.twitter.com/7dpATHwHwy— electra (@biselinakyle) August 12, 2017
— andy™ 🇻🇪 (@grangerslaw) August 12, 2017
Funny thing happened on the way to the forum, however. @civilwhore is not online any longer. Can't find @johnboyegs either. Oh, and @actorhoe? Well, first his account went private, now it's totally deleted. Meanwhile, some kept beating up on the twitter account which eventually was to go poof! into the night.
Wow, that's quite a display.
So, no pictures. No video. No eyewitnesses to this "incident". Not only that, but keeping in mind that this melodrama was to have occurred at this well-publicized "new home" of Jake's: 443 Greenwich in Tribeca. We assume the 'burbs weren't all they were cut out to be? Remember that "story" during Life promo about Jake and Reynolds being neighbors in Pound Ridge, with Jake hanging out all the time over at their house, Easy Bake Oven cranking out homemade Ho-Ho's left and right? ;-)
Jake's new digs are at 443 Greenwich, the new tall-story condo "It" building-for-the-stars. Oh, and Blake and Ryno also live there, again - neighbors with Mr. G. lol. But about 443 Greenwich:
• strong emphasis on privacy
• elevators that open directly to each unit
• Concierge and full service, underground garage
• Valet parking
• Full Time Doorman
What was that?
Full. Time. Doorman.
An underground garage which allows the celebrity to enter from the street and never be seen before entering or exiting. source - Time.com
So we're to understand this random fan was allowed to hang out for "7-8 hours" waiting for Jake?
And what was "When he was entering the building"? So that means this fan made his way past the full-time doorman and was allowed to wait inside this "It" building-to-the-stars? Dripping wet on the floors? lol.
I mean....
The Actorhoe Stunt was another one for the Jake ages. What were these several wasted hours designed for? Not entirely clear, although certainly the "It" building-to-the-stars being Jake's new digs was definitely "pounded" home repeatedly. Also, the idea of Jake having no privacy, being hounded by fans, of literally being the new Greta Garbo of our generation - these points also a goal of the story.
Meanwhile, during the aftermath, Jake was skipping town, only present in the Big Apple long enough to pose for a few photo ops with his speed dial beard, Greta Caruso and hug Mystery Gals™ on random streets.
So while Jake fans everywhere were dabbing at their eyes feeling badly for their long-time fave, Jake was busy putting his sneakers to work.
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We saw you, buddy. ;-D
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This is how you know, folks.
When the evidence is erased.
Tweets, accounts deleted. Gone. Pfft!
In this case, there are still some of the tweets online, although at this point, it takes a while to backtrack, unless you have the exact words or the URL. And this is what Mgmnt counts on.
Mgmnt wants to crop dust a stunt and then they count on you forgetting about it, being unwilling to go back and research.
The fact that actorhoe conveniently went on about his suicide talk, goodbye cruel world and account private'd and then deleted?
That's a huge clue it was all a royal stunt.
The Larries are some of the best at screen capturing the second they see.
This whole actorhoe stunt was so fake, it wasn't funny. The fact too, that Jake's twitter search lit up like Vegas was also a huge clue. I saw so many new accounts tweeting about him, it wasn't funny.
Really not surprised. All I know was that Jake was long gone by the time actorhoe's account went belly up. smh. lol.
Never a dull moment! ;-)
What's also funny about this story and I can't believe so many fans bought right into it.
Any fan of Jake knew all the stories about this new "It" building to the stars and Jake buying a unit. It was publicized everywhere recently. This new place is supposed to be "paparazzi proof". Uber private. Lots of other celebs are supposed to live there.
Yet this actorhoe fan was allowed to "hang around" for 7-8 hrs waiting for Jake to arrive back? So Jake arrived via a taxi? On foot from one of his many trips on the train? So the doorman would have pulled the taxi door open for him, right? Or met him as he approached, waiting to hold the door open? Isn't that what they do at places like this? And we're supposed to believe that Jake reacted with "No No No No"? lol. Too funny.
But everyone bought into this viral story and Jake's twitter search blew up - I watched it. I was still up, on the phone with M&M. We both watched the event unfold.
Entertaining enough to give Narnia a post.
And we're supposed to believe that Jake reacted with "No No No No"? lol. Too funny.
There are so many wonderful tidbits from this stunt, but I think my very favorite was as Jake was screaming at actorhoe in vein popping fury that the "fan" was able to count that Jake said, "No" six times!!!! He must have had an abacus to add each "No" as it left Jake's mouth. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Jake doesn't seem to have much of a vocabulary, does he? Truly laughable. One of the main reasons his team keeps planting these uber privacy stories is to brainwash people into thinking that this is why he's hardly seen anywhere. There are just so many intrusive, stalkerish fans that he can't live his life out in the open. As a result, poor, put upon Jake Gyllenhaal just can't live like the rest of us. Not because he has a secret family, with multiple children. A band on the run, if you will. Oh, no. It's because he is just sooooooo popular, he can't be seen out and about -- except for those staged hetero pap shoots to prove he's straight.
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