Sunday Musings: Louis Tomlinson Came to My Hometown, and Digging Through Jake's Closet

 

Boy, it's that time of year, the waning month and few weeks left of winter and sometimes Old Man Winter doesn't want to let go!  We don't want to forget to thank and appreciate our UPS/Fedex/US Mail and other small package deliverers.  They're having to navigate treacherous sidewalks, steps and poorly cleared side streets to get us our packages, some of which are large and bulky or weigh a TON, (I'm looking at all the Chewy.com boxes of 50 lb. pet food and kitty litter!)  These drivers do struggle and they are put on very tight, rigid schedules, with no set lunch hours, grabbing bites to eat, in parking lots.  At the same time, I do have to chuckle as the driver in the video above crawls along the driveway on his way back to his truck, lol.  Oh, and I just did notice that the recipient is catching the sliding box and they must be standing inside the garage door; you can see their hand sticking out at the last minute!  😂 📦

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Well, hop aboard the Make-Believe Train.  Believe me, you don't want to leisurely stroll through this, best to be on a moving mode of transportation.  LOL!  

 

•  Jake Gyllenhaal, 41, has a movie release, soon approaching, so you know what that means.  It means the interview circuit and...

 

 

 

 

 

 

LOL!  Aww. Let's rip the obligatory band-aid off and just get it over with because there is the usual kiddo and husband denial.  

Even though he went to all the trouble of posing in red heart glasses and a red shirt and pretending to vacuum a red carpet, Jake says in the March issue of Esquire,

 

 

 

And something about how "All Too Well" has nothing to do with him, something about cyber bullying, even though his Big Sis Maggie G-Haal goes on Andy Cohen and in her baby voice, says "Ehhhhhh - I don't knowwwwww whyyyyyy"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jake, 41, just gaslit the whole world.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yup.  Pretty much.  In his own mind, Jake knows he's talking about his real significant other, his real, real family, but for public consumption, he spins around in circles like Patrick Mahomes in the second half of the American Conference Championship Game and acts like he is blathering about beard Jeanne Cadieu, whom he can't even take any time to be seen with, and skates by with Paul Bunyan stories about how he's been holed away in his godmother's country cottage during the pandemic, being all domesticated.   This is a riot.  👀

Didn't Jake say "It's getting to be time" [to be a father]??  What's he waiting on?  Why, that was last May.  May 2021.  "It's getting to be time."  We're practically one entire year later.  Jake's calendar seems to be set at a more biblical pace, doesn't it?  Hmmm, wonder what in the heck happened?  

Did something upset that apple cart?  Or are we maybe just waiting for time to creep closer to the release of "Ambulance", the big Michael Bay flick that was advertised repeatedly during NFL games and the Olympics?   Could be Jake is going to spring his big family news real casual-like, followed by him and Cadieu strolling down the sidewalks of NYC with several stunt tots in tow.  Won't have to worry about a baby bump watch and totally bypass the "private" garden shed wedding.  They'll already be hitched, had a few offspring during this pandemic and then he'll just go back into hiding.  

 

 

😂  I mean, I think Narnia is the only one keeping track of that 💩 show of Jake and Mara's.  So, we'll move along because there are some photos from his Esquire Fables interview that we wanted to add our own insight to.  We'll include some of our favorites.

 

Who says Jake doesn't give an insiders' wink*wink in this latest Esquire shoot?  Because I think this is his shout out to Baby Tile Number 1 Son.  How's that, you ask?  Well, because I think this is going to be Baby Tile #1's first set of wheels!  This just could be the Gyllynichols Compound Garage and during the pandemic, Jake and Austin have been refurbishing this thing.  And Jake, 41, below is steeling himself for those incoming insurance premiums.  That's what this grimace is all about.  😉 😄 🚗

Another favorite was this one, which I think was an actual live look at Jake hollering to some squabbling Tiles in another room:  "DON'T MAKE ME COME IN THERE!"

 

 

The Esquire 2022 photo shoot is a good one.  If you'd like to check them all out, this is a link to the thumbnail page on I Heart Jake .  A few of the photos' poses are reminiscent of some old shots of his and some seem new.  The shoots don't seem to involve clothing that he looks uncomfortable or unnatural in and -  wait, what?  Oh, you mean Jake still can't have a photo shoot that doesn't have some self-serving purpose to it?  Like this?

 

"Samesies"

 

Because in case you didn't know, Jake's meard, Tom Holland keeps sending shout-outs to his "hubs" through....you guessed it - his clothing, which we touched upon in our post From the Bleacher Seats:  An Idea Box Running Low on Stock, and Flying the Hi-Profile Skies:

And the Wardrobe Department just keeps churning out all the "evidence" ...

Yes, someone is actually serious about this and going to a lot of effort. 😉

 

 

 

 

 

 

and hey, what are the odds of this one....

 

lol.  If it's not Holland that Team Mara/Alla are using, it's planted accounts like this one below, acting like former co-star Heath Ledger is still alive and that he and Jake are an active, real-time OTP.  This particular Instagram account is devoted to this idea, along with a few sprinkled photos of Heath with actress Michelle Williams because, just like the triangle of Jensen Ackles, beard Danneel Harris-Ackles and meard Misha Collins, TPTB want the hetero image, but they also want to bury the real-life male partner, and so a meard enters the group, to create a threesome.   In these two cases, real-life partners Austin Nichols and Jared Padalecki respectively are publicly disrespected and ignored.  In other words, according to TPTB, the real-life partners of their client don't exist any longer in their worlds.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the intern calls them "non-random coincidences"

Jake, these shout-outs are out of control, please restrain yourself.

It has been fourteen (14) years since Heath passed away.

It doesn't even make sense that a present-day Spidey or second-generation Brokeback fan wouldn't even take the time to research their fave and see that there are 1000x more reports, social media sightings, real photos (non-manips) of Jake with Austin, than the above "proofs".  ❓❓  Think about it.  If you are supposed to be a fan and believe your fave is having a romance or yearning for a love in the past, wouldn't you look in their past to see their prior history?  To gain further evidence that you're onto something?  I know, that makes too much sense, doesn't it?  😉🧠

What does make sense is to remember that what has been talked about by Narnia, particularly in this post from 2020 called "Winter/Spring 2020 Musings - Bringing Back Jake and Austin Pt 4 of 5", Jake and Heath are/were represented by the same publicist (as was Michelle Williams), Mara Buxbaum.  And Jake's publicity team continues to use Heath's image repeatedly and obsessively, actually.  I will not pretend to be educated on the use of a deceased celebrity's image rights, but one has to wonder if this would be going on today if Heath were alive.  Would he consent to Jake using him as a meard?  Would Heath say, "Hey Jake, no worries, go ahead.  I don't mind at all."  Would Heath dress in the same color clothes like Holland is doing to make it look like they're sharing clothes or sending shout-outs to each other?  It's amazing what people will do after someone is gone from this earth, isn't it?  As long as that person isn't around to say anything?  Something to think about.

While Jake's team is carrying on as such, is Austin unconsciously messaging what the kiddos call him? 

 

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[ Back in OhMyGodot days, some of us pondered what the Tiles would refer to both men, Jake and Austin.  Are both of them called "Dad"?  One person wondered if Jake was addressed as "Papa" and perhaps Austin was "Dad".  It's just a nosy question that moi in particular, has wondered.]

Hey, at least I admit it.  😂

Look at the back of Jerry's tilted head as Kramer calls him "Mr. Nosy".    😂😂

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Huge thanks and congratulations on a fantastic show to Mr. Louis Tomlinson who was in my Metro Area of Kansas City the past couple of days for his concert at the vintage Uptown Theater.  And here were a couple of lucky fans who met members of his band at the locally famous Kansas City Joe's, formerly known as Oklahoma Joe's (and I still think of them as Oklahoma Joe's).  This is the original location as they have other locations in the area and appropriately enough, the building's street address is on Rainbow Boulevard.  🌈   I'm sure the guys enjoyed their BBQ - I mean, who wouldn't? 

King Louis shining in the adoration of his people:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This guy is winning.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here he was leaving, leaning & waving from the bus.  Bye, Louis!!!  I hope you and the band slept through that dark drive across I-70 in Kansas.  LOL!!  I have made that trek a multiple amount of times and it is nothing to brag about, haha.

 

 

 

Huge, HUGE THANKS 🏆🏆🏆 to the fans who sacrifice some of their personal enjoyment and their arms while sharing feeds of Louis's show.  I know I would never have been able to see one of his shows without them and it is a real gift to the fandom.  To hear "Through the Dark" is a real treat as it's one of my favorite One Direction songs.

And it was an honor to have Louis here in our city, spreading his joy and charm.  Safe travels to him and his crew as they continue on to Denver.

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Now, let's look at a pictorial timeline as we change topics, to one of Louis' former bandmates.

On February 12, Liam Payne allegedly performed for the Veeps' virtual showcase, "Here's To The Future". A program that he announced on January 8 for a broadcasting date of January 29, but conveniently had to reschedule to February 12 because...that's right, you guessed it, COVID. :

February 12, 2022

Here's Liam allegedly in Costa Rica on a golfing "getaway" with beard Mayo "Maya" Henry for the Valentine's holiday, which would mean around Feb 14.   So that would be just a couple of days later.  Boy, that scruff grew fast!

Liam "around" Valentine's Day which is Feb 14

 

And this is allegedly Liam tweet pic'd with someone at the airport in Costa Rica, allegedly on Feb 20.

Liam allegedly at Costa Rica airport 02 20 22

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There's also a video here, of which you cannot even tell that's either Liam OR Mayo.  Come on.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now, here is also Liam, being given a Twitter shoutout of "Nice to Meet Ya, what's yer name?" from a podcaster and host of ESPN in Chicago, by the name of Peggy Kusinski.  She supposedly met Liam somewhere, we are not sure where at because she doesn't show a location on her Instagram post, in other words, doesn't say "where" in her Instagram post caption, nor does she say "where" in her tweet.  NOR does she answer anyone's inquiry on either the Instagram post or tweet who ask her if the photo was taken in Costa Rica. All Peggy Kusinski will say is that next time, the round of golf is "on us" at the Medinah Country Club which is located in Medinah, IL, a northern suburb of Chicago.  Dated February 18.

And why are Liam's bangs in the Kusinski pic, so incredibly short?  

Incredibly short.

How does his hair bounce back and forth between how it looked on the golf course allegedly in Costa Rica and how it looks in the photo with Peggy Lusinski?  

Check it out.  They're jacking around with these photos and Liam's locations.

Transport to Liam suddenly in Glasgow now for a boxing match on February 21.  And he became a Chia pet.  😉💓

It's fascinating, isn't it?   I daresay Ms. Lusinski didn't want to put it out there where the photo is supposed to originate from.   Purposely vague in that sense.  The question is why, if he's already been officially placed there. Hmm. Maybe he wasn't with the beard after all.      It's a crime the way Liam's image is being used.   Hopefully soon, this will change.   

But in the meantime, Liam was smiling with some folks and taking photos at a boxing event in Glasgow, looking utterly FANTASTIC.  🔥 ✨

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Liam outshining the boxing ring!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and this looks like a match!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not only that, but looks like there was a familiar person traveling in his group, hopefully keeping an eye out for Liam's safety!

 

 

What an unexpected surprise!   Again, great to see a smiling Liam.  😊

 

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And while we wanted to get to some NFL football/Chiefs chatter, let us not, for this particular post.  LOL!  Let's not book-end this post with two sets of Band-aid ripping.  Instead, let's end it with some great photos of Liam and Louis.   We want to get the new work week off with some gladdening!

Have a good week!

 

 

 

 

 

pic sources: giphy, gfycat, makeagif, tenor, Just Jared, buzzfeed, gifer, Telleryhodges

 

our playlist:  For You - Liam Payne w Rita Ora

                     Midnight (Live at LP Show 1) - Liam Payne

                     Don't Let It Break Your Heart - Louis Tomlinson

                     Daddy Could Swear, I Declare - Gladys Knight and the Pips

                     Papa Loves Mambo - Perry Como

    

                      

 

Winter/Spring 2020 Musings: Bringing Back Jake and Austin Pt 4 of 5

*Paging Jake Gyllenhaal and Austin Nichols! Paging Jake and Austin!*

Dónde están Jacobo y Austin?

😉  Well, here was Austin on Friday, Feb 28 on Twitter, doing his best again to look like a crazed man with the wild-man eyes:

and here was Jake, allegedly one minute in San Francisco, 

Okay, wait, hold up. What was this?  Where was Jake hanging out at?

Another #RSAC is in the books ✅ Check out our week in San Francisco talking to the industry about managing #DigitalRisk. pic.twitter.com/CFQ5Cde9UY

— RSA (@RSAsecurity) February 29, 2020

#RSAC? Talking hackers.  Secrets and lies?  Cyber security!

This kid can crack any of your passwords, and he's only 12! #RSAC #RSAC2020 #CyberSecurity #passwords #Hackers #Infosec pic.twitter.com/POWIFg926X

— Evan Kirstel (@evankirstel) February 24, 2020

Of all times, where were his ever-present "minders" at his side?  LOL!! They were likely dispersed to various booths getting some of the latest "tips".  Bet those convention goodie bags were LOADED.

Yep, there was Jake doing an outstanding job of trying not to look like a dad fresh off of spring break with the kiddos and hubs.  Which we know they had been doing.  ;-)  Shhh, we won't tell, Jakers!  You know this ain't Narnia's first rodeo.

[I don't know, though, Jakers, it is still a challenge trying to find you listed on their daily schedule for this year's conference! lol]  ← Somebody let me know if you find him! *wink* 

And then voila! Off to New York City, looking like a "responsibility-free" man,

a man on guard at all times.

And prior to this?  What were those two fellas up to?   Well, back in December, Jake hosted another screening (with light refreshments?) - this one was of Parasite, the Oscar winning film by Jake's former Okja director and fellow publicist Mara Buxbaum ID client, Bong Joon Ho.  Congratulations to Mr. Ho on his big wins!

Later in the month, Jake played corporate boss and hosted the Nine Stories annual holiday bash (looks like NYC besties Austin and Chumley were not invited back this year!),

And publicist Mara Buxbaum was going to take 2019 out with a GyllenHolland bang with this fandom-pleaser, first posted by the meard-er and meard-ee himself, Tom Holland and then re-grammed by Jake's account.

The fawning fest got even more 'romantic' with none other than Shawn Mendes gawking from afar and letting his brothers know that hey, he gave his A-OK.

All we were missing was John Mayer.  Wherefore art thou, John?  You can't make this stuff up, folks.  But alas, again, looks like Austin must've tracked mud into Jake's house or double-dipped his chip in the dip bowl last year because he was not invited to add his licks to this mano-a-mano brofest either. 

 

lol.  Aw well, can't have everyone!  I mean, everything.  

On December 22, this story subtly floated around, reminding everyone that Jake was going to be in Sunday in the Park With George during the upcoming summer of 2020: 

On Christmas Eve, John Mulaney's new Netflix show, Sack Lunch Bunch was released, with Jake guest starring.  JUST in time for the holidays...

Where Mulaney was the "mom" and Jake was the "dad".

                                 via bourgeoisiebirdie


Jake portraying another crazed, "chaotic" character helped to feed his social media search the remainder of 2019 and into January.

Meanwhile, Austin barely poked his head out of his gopher hole, although bro-in-law Rowdy's Instagram came in handy at holiday time for him.  At Thanksgiving, it was time for Austin to be placed in Austin, TX.

 

Christmas rolled around and Rowdy came to the rescue by posting a picture of Austin getting "caught" by the home security while supposedly urinating in his bro-in-law's yard.  On Christmas Day.  Oh, the horror of it all!  Gee, I don't know, M&M, can we even follow these boys anymore??? 😉

  
We can only assume sister Ashley was joining in on the holiday snickering, even though the status quo for Nichols/Stovall social media nearly always reflects non-visibility, reminiscent of Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard.  In Jake's case, we haven't seen him with ex- bro-in-law Peter in years, whereas with Austin, we rarely, rarely see his sister at all.  With anyone.  It's all Rowdy and Austin's nieces, nephew and dogs.  Interesting, isn't it?

Although it was supposed to be Christmas time according to this Dec 24 picture, the familiar, festive color combination of red and green appears to be non-existent! No evergreens or tinsel in the Rowdy household, it seems.

 
and so now, let's wade back through these waters otherwise known as the Jaustin Flim-Flam,

back to the other side, with Jakers.  In early January, the announcement came that Jake had another film project in the works.  Again, this kind of tweet just cannot be made up.  We're dead serious here! (I think Jake is laughing at us, don't you?)

Jake's company Nine Stories is to produce the film adaptation of the Tony-award winning musical.  No filming dates have been given yet.

And Austin was still "hanging out" in Texas, enjoying his college holiday "break". 

Motorcycles and Caviar... @swedishhillaustin pic.twitter.com/kK7NNKc4tf

— AUSTIN NICHOLS (@AustinNichols) January 8, 2020

Jake made a trip across the pond to attend a NYC classical music concert in late January, here he was (we presume) backstage with world famous conductor, Gustavo Dudamel:

Supposedly in later January, old friend and fellow papa Rufus Wainwright had Jake join him onstage for a crooning duet, All I Have To Do is Dream.  Too bad they couldn't have exchanged toddler-raising stories there on stage, isn't it? Guess Jake's "secret situation" would prevent that from happening.  ;-)

Rufus Wainwright y Jake Gyllenhaal cantando 'All I Have to Do Is Dream' de los Everly Brothers. ME DERRITO. pic.twitter.com/03NcCC2zrE

— Pedro J. García (@fuertecito) January 23, 2020

 

Longtime Jakers followers recall that time period during Reeke, when Jake and beard Witherspoon were seen at Wainwright concerts.

Could this have really only been thirteen years ago???

This quote from Rufus back in 2008 is interesting:

'I know Jake quite well, mainly because he'll admit he's a pretty fanatical Wainwright fan. He's been snooping around for a while, which has been lovely. Him, I don't look at as a mother. With him, I'm completely predatorial and willing to go anywhere, but I'm pretty sure he's straight. So that's not gonna -- whatever. We're fine. So I see him in Hollywood, and he's become quite a friend actually.' - The Delaware News Journal

 
from that once totally-gone, oh-look-it's-back-again Jake blog, Wet, Dark and Wild in a post from 2008.  Looks like even back then in 2008, Rufus Wainwright did not have any hesitancy in helping to protect Jake.  Why would anything change in 2020?  Indeed.

In early February, Jake likely needed to check up on the ol' homestead and so he "popped up" on the west coast.  Grocery shopping, working out, going to Oscar parties, but not the Oscars event itself (just the before and after??).  Go through the mail. Make sure the basement wasn't flooded. (Lol, do California homes have basements?)

Old familiar friend (and former roommate of Blake Shelton's boyfriend, Adam Levine)  Gene Hong, chummed along to a Lakers game.  Looks like Mara continues to try to re-do the Laker photos.

Jake did provide an opportunity for a Safety Moment during one of his LA outings:  we should try to avoid bending forward at awkward angles, i.e. with a cart in front of your body. Even the Louis Tomlinson tip-toe move isn't going to help with this one.

But then, he realized he needed to keep his spine in natural alignment, how? By raising one of his legs as he moves paper grocery bags into the trunk of his vehicle.  Good for Jake, this helps the spine! #Yea

Pre and Post-Oscar partying.  Here was a pre-:

And then, allegedly the post-:

An announcement came on Feb. 18 that Jake would be appearing at another comic con:

and then back to New York City for street meandering and a guest appearance on Saturday Night Live with John Mulaney, who has helped re-introduce Jake to the public masses after his Fall/Holiday2019 and Winter2020 Gyllenichols Hiatus and subsequent Spring Break 2020.  


Voila!  He's officially back.

And Austin?  Well, presumably he's been playing golf (because he's been so obsessed about it), perhaps filming during last fall?

That above picture is from the filming of a movie called Masquerade, which was announced on December 10, via Austin on Twitter and the source, Deadline.


"Bella Thorne to Star in Home Invasion Thriller 'Masquerade' "- Deadline, December 10, 2019.


We hear that Bella Thorne is set to lead Masquerade, a home invasion thriller that Shane Dax Taylor will direct and write.


The project, which will shoot in Kentucky,  [edit] - Bella Thorne Set to Star

Austin tweeted about the project on the 10th of December and according to the Iowa City Press Citizen (yes, the Iowa City Press Citizen), filming was taking place beginning the very next day.  

Roadrunner fast?  That was our thought, too.  ;-)  


Some "here", some "there" since last early fall when both of these men closed up camp and disappeared.  Despite these prairie dog pop-ups, there were far more extended time periods when we saw or read nothing about Jake and/or Austin.  


When we do see them, it's with crazed looks in their eyes, unkempt beards and hair; perhaps it's to make folks wonder "Surely, these unstable looking men could not possibly be together?  Or fathers?"


Narnia doesn't ponder this too long.  The extended, Gyllenichols Family Hiatus of 2019/Winter2020 appears to be officially concluded.  Spring Break 2020 has been lived and let-lived, wherever they spent it - Narnia is laying odds that a body of water was somehow involved.  And now Jake is letting everyone know that he's returned home, er - overseas, in "preparation" for his upcoming summer stint of performing Sunday in the Park With George in London.  See how that worked?

This is where they are now.  While some of us remember Ted Casablanca saying that the Baby Tiles would be raised far away from Hollywood, did you know that Maggie herself laid several seeds back in 2010, speaking about the idea of moving to Paris, being drawn to living in the country ?  (That whole "Vermont farm" makes a nice cover, doesn't it, Big Sis?)  They likely knew even back in 2010, what the long range plan was going to be.  From Los Angeles to New York City, to eventually across the pond.  

As Jake now speaks more frequently of the United Kingdom than either LA or New York City,

• 'And he said, 'Why don’t I play like I’m from somewhere in Europe and I want to be from the Caribbean?'  - John Mulaney on Jake


• Even though Jake uses this moment in the interview to plug "Leo", notice at 05:32 how Jake seems ready to say something else about living in London, but instead says "New York City" and then tacks on about how it's a big city.  Then refers to NYC as "over there".  Here's Jake in his fuzzy, soft daddy sweater:

By the way, this is interesting.  In 2018, Jake was shown to be in New York City in September, "out and about" on the 15th.  On the 18th, he was allegedly at the annual Headstrong Gala in NYC for his longtime friend, Zach Iscol.  Baby Tile's birthday was sandwiched in between, on October 17.


Maggie was where, on October 18?  London.  Talking about her 40th birthday, which had happened back that previous November 2017 (almost a whole year earlier), while on the red carpet for Kindergarten Teacher.

Seems pretty easy to put together the logistics there, doesn't it? ;-) Big Sis had a cover for being in London for Baby Tile's birthday and she, Austin and likely Gamaw Foner would all help keep the household corralled while Jake left for New York City (if he left at all) to attend the Headstrong Gala. [I don't assume anything with regards to Jake attending an event unless it involves a live television broadcast.  Just about.  Because he and his team repeatedly use the same individuals for him to be seen with, those folks are compromised already.  They don't mind helping provide him cover.  These individuals include Gene Hong, Zach Iscol, Ben Stiller, speed dial beard Greta Caruso, Ashley Park, Marcus Mumford, Adam Levine, Amy Schumer, Chris Fisher, Claybourne Elder, and Tom Sturridge, just to name a few.]


"I eat Greggs, Greggs baguettes - that's what I eat when I'm in London," he (Jake) said.  "If it's sunny, I just find a green spot and sit.  That's what I do when I'm here." - Jake in 2018 during Southpaw promo


Back in 2013, this little (edited) twitter convo was happened upon between two accounts located in England:

😁 Gotta love those old, archival twitter gems, the kind that now get swept up by the Team Mara Swiffer before they have a chance to stick, right?  ;-)  Let's wrap up this section with a kibble from this fascinating article from w magazine, called "Rihanna and Jake Gyllenhaal Make a Pretty Strong Case for Moving to London" from June 23, 2019.


And why not settle across the pond?  It seems like it has worked out well for Jake Gyllenhaal, who spent roughly a year of his life in the city while filming Spiderman:  Far From Home with Tom Holland and Zendaya.  In fact, Gyllenhaal is set to return to the West End (for the first time in 18 years) with Annaleigh Ashford to lead Sunday in the Park With George on stage. - wmagazine.com


Here's Jake in Notting Hill picking up some sweets on Tuesday, March 3:

Whether they are setting up camp in the UK, or south of France, Canada, or elsewhere, Jake and Austin keep coming up with new ways of hiding their out-of-the-U.S. residence.  Never boring!

• Now, speaking of the UK, specifically London, there's another friend of Jake's who is looking more and more like she could be a member of the Gyllynicholsgaard Compound, twice removed.  


In December '19, Michelle Williams came forth to make a "Oh, by the way, guess what" announcement that she had gotten engaged AND pregnant.  

Michelle sure knows how to "drop" these life-changing events on the public, doesn't she? "  This recent oh-by-the-way announcement caught folks by surprise because it wasn't not all that long ago that Michelle was hooked up with someone else - someone by the name of Phil Elverum.  You could not blame anyone for not realizing they had missed a stop on the train.  Who was Phil Elverum, you ask?  Well, he's an indie singer-songwriter.

Not only hooked up, Michelle allegedly married this Phil Elverum in the summer of 2018.  Cheatsheet.com tells us about the only clue how Michelle and Phil Elverum even met, was via an Instagram by Michelle's bff Busy Phillips.   

That's Phil Elverum standing next to Busy, along with Busy's ne'er seen "husband", Marc Silverstein and her two girls, Birdie and Cricket.  Elverum was based out of Anacortes, Washington, but supposedly moved to New York City to begin his new life with Michelle and daughter Matilda.  Elverum had his own daughter Agathe from a previous marriage, one where he lost his wife of 13 years to cancer.  

At the time, Michelle said of Elverum:

"Obviously I've never once in my life talked about a relationship...but Phil isn't anyone else.  And that's worth something.  Ultimately the way he loves me is the way I want to live my life on the whole.  I work to be free inside of the moment.  I parent to let Matilda feel free to be herself, and I am finally loved by someone who makes me feel free."  And, "Don't settle.  Don't settle for something that feels like a prison, or is hard, or hurts you.  If it doesn't feel like love, it's not love." - Vanity Fair via Just Jared. 

By April 2019, less than a year later, Williams and Elverum were lightning bolt city, aka Done-zo.

So, let's take a closer look at this.  Williams "divorces" Elverum in April 2019.  She finished filming an 8-month shoot of Fosse/Verdon in March 2019, where Kail was the director.  That means it began filming in August 2018.  That means she had just barely gotten married to Elverum! 

And yet, a source via Just Jared said that Williams fell "fast and hard" for Kail.  smh.  By December, we're to believe she was feeling "freely loved" all over again, enough to sport a "baby bump", just in time for Hollywood award season.  Enough for a few award carpet appearances.  Enough for a "Tommy and Matilda, I can't wait to come home to you" line during her Golden Globes speech.   And now?  Donde esta Michelle???? And Thomas?? 

Well, Michelle had been over in London beginning in mid-November of last year for the start of Venom 2 filming with Tom Hardy.  Sometime in mid-February, filming moved to San Francisco.  This photo from the People exclusive "reveal" on Williams and Kail's "engagement" was supposed to show the "expectant couple" shopping for baby clothes over in London.

So, Michelle was over in London, UK for the end of the fourth quarter, which means Matilda would have been as well.  Which was likely where the Gyllynicholsgaards were camped out during their extended Fall/Winter2020 Hiatus.  That could have made for quite the Thanksgiving table, couldn't it?  Are there that many leaves for a table?  ;D  And then look at who was over in London with Birdie in earlier February?

This is interesting.  There are a couple of Six Degrees going on in this post.   The little girl is Cricket, Busy's youngest daughter.  In the post, Busy says that supposedly Cricket traveled with her 'daddy' to New York City, where they stayed while she and Birdie went on to London. (we guess it was to see them off at the airport? Remember that Busy and her family are supposed to live in Los Angeles.)  She also goes on to say that Cricket (age 6) wanted to see two shows while in the Big Apple (not Sesame Street Live! Or...ice skating...or Central Park...) - no, she wanted to see Beetlejuice on Broadway and American Utopia with David Byrne.

Busy informs everyone that Cricket became obsessed with the 67-year old David Byrne ever since his appearance on John Mulaney's The Sack Lunch Bunch, which just so happened to have a guest appearance by none other than one of our faves, Jake Gyllenhaal, as mentioned earlier in this post.  What a coincidence!

Not only that, but then Busy asks, "who helped get "little Cricket" the tickets to go see David Byrne's show?"  Busy's manager and friend - Carrie Byalick!  Carrie Byalick is Jake's former publicist.  Here he was in May 2010 with his former publicist:

Jake and Carrie Byalick in 2010

Then we found out that Byalick used to be Amy Schumer's publicist, but was then "fired" by Schumer after the comedienne "discovered" that Byalick used to date her merkin, I mean husband, Chris Fisher!  This topic was also discussed in a Musings post from last August, called "Sunday Musings: Don't Argue with Siri and PR Team Alpha-Bits".  And Fisher was Jake's longtime, childhood friend from his Martha Vineyard days.  The six degrees is head spinning at this point!

The point is that Jake's circle is quite small, partly due to the secrets that he is hiding, i.e. a husband and large family that they are raising together.  Sometimes members of his circle disappear for awhile, but amazingly crop up at some later point in time.  There was a point in time when Jake was seen frequently with Busy Phillips.

 

On Popsugar and IHJ, the pictures were titled "Jake and Busy", completely ignoring the fact that her husband Marc Silverstein was along as well.  That's him hidden behind Busy.  You have to wonder, don't you, whenever a spouse is relegated like that?  Not unlike the time Jake "stepped out" with Rooney Mara in a set of pictures and her (at the time) merkin, er - boyfriend Charlie McDowell was also along for the stroll, but wasn't included in most of the pictures nor was he mentioned either.

And of course, who could ever forget the infamous "Goodbye to LA" breakfast pictures from January 2012, right before Jake was shuttled off to New York City to "live".  This picture said it all - Jake was "sadly" bidding his farewell to one of his LA friends!

So Busy was there helping Jake and then disappeared from Jake's public circle ever since.  For the most part.  But what about what we don't see?


Jake is Matilda Ledger's godfather.  Busy is Matilda's godmother.  Did you know that Michelle Williams not only shares the same talent agency as Jake (WME Endeavor), but Mara Buxbaum has been Michelle's publicist since she was paired up with Heath Ledger in the Brokeback era.  Mara was also Heath's publicist. 

Translation:  Buxbaum was the publicist for both Michelle Williams and Heath Ledger at the time of Brokeback Mountain.

Here is an extremely rare photo of the three of them: Heath, Michelle and publicist Mara Buxbaum.  We would post it, but it's got Shuttlecock's watermark alllllll over it.  Interesting that it does, yes??

(And then when Jake switched over to WME, she became Jake's publicist, although now it looks like he's also covered by another member of Mara's company, ID).

This speaks volumes that Michelle and Heath shared a publicist.   When one sees the meme treatment that Jake receives on social media, the sexually graphic robot tweets, and the treatment that his real life husband receives by having Jake shipped as Tom Holland's husband instead, is it any surprise now to look back and see what happened to Heath's image as soon as he had passed away?  Is it any surprise to see how Heath continues to be used for publicity gains by Michelle, by Busy and by Jake?  Over and over and over again.

They're all tied together. 

Remember too that Busy likely made Baby Tile Hugo's birthday cake.

Narnia went into more detail on this cake and the monkeys, Leadville lovin' and Baby Tile Hugo in this post from August 2017 called Saturday's Child Works Hard for a Living.  That one was quite a dandy!  Don't try to go back and find Busy's Instagram post with the picture of the cake, it's long gone.  ;-)

Michelle and Busy go as far back as their days together on Dawson's Creek.  There are so many pictures of them, they're countless in number.  And they are frequent dates of each other on the carpets - those pictures are too numerous to count.  Busy even "traveled to" New York City to be with her bestie on the 10th anniversary of Heath's death and both ladies were on gossip posts showing everyone their mourning - ten years later.  

"Busy Phillips Flies to be with BFF Michelle Williams on Anniversary of Heath Ledger's Death" - People.com

From eonline:

Michelle and Jake's relationship dates back to the 2005's Brokeback Mountain, which they starred in together.  

Oh the secrets here in this picture:

And then lookee here - Austin and Busy!  Back in 2017, allegedly August 19.  Huh.  That would be Baby Hugo's birthday month, wouldn't it?  In fact, it was August 21st when Jake and Austin were spending some romantic "we" time (perhaps celebratory?) at Leadville, CO.  Let's see.  August 21...Busy and Austin supposedly sharing a sidewalk on the 19th.  Does this narrow down Baby Tile Hugo's birthday a wee bit, hmmmmmm??  ;-)   

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.  

 
Well, well, well....

LOL!!  Sorry for that one - could not resist that gif.  Gotta love it.

We'll continue watching this crazy game of Twister with the Gyllynicholsgaards and Philliams or...Bichelle...or whatever name would work.  Looks like that last little one that Jake and Austin had a few years ago will have a new friend coming soon that they can play with when their parents are in the same city.  Which could be more often than any of us thought.

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One last little correction on that term "spring break".  You know, in the UK, that holiday when schools close is not called Spring Break, but is called "half terms".  In 2020, the half term fell between Feb 17 through Feb 28.

Jake was busy being seen on the west coast during the first week of February.  Then that announcement about the Ace Con on Feb 18.  And then we had a break.

Until late February.

;-)

Well, that seems like a good note to go out on.  Remember George Costanza wanting to leave a room on a high note?

LOL - naw, let's leave with a new pic of Jake released today from an I Heart Jake set where supposedly he is "leaving a gym" in New York City.

Jake's got the sidewalk just about to himself, it looks like.  Stay safe, buddy.  Keep the hand sanitizer close by and feed the immune system!  Plus, he's limiting his animal and human contact.  No Leo the dog.   And no walking companions!

Narnia's going to take out a few quarters and play the Wurlitzer in honor of our two fellas - Jake and Austin.  Enjoy!

pic sources:  giphy, tenor, wifflegif, IHJ, Just Jared
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