Sunday, December 11, 2016

Mr. [Austin] Nichols Goes to Washington! Or Did He?






Usually when a trip is taken and shared with friends and family via social media, personal text messages, or a photo album, we may caption that pictorial representation with a humorous comment or a simple label of identification like, "Mt. Rushmore".   And since we were actually present, the chances are that the label would be correct.  Meaning, we don't caption a photo of the Grand Tetons with "the Smoky Mountains" because you know where you were.

So if one were to go to Washington D.C., the national monuments and iconic buildings are easily identifiable:  Washington Monument, the Lincoln Memorial, the United States Capitol, Thomas Jefferson Memorial, the National Mall, the White House...

For instance, this is the White House.




One should know when one is in the White House, correct?
Unless you are Austin's beard, Chloe Bennet, I guess.




Bennet "forgot" she was across the street at the Eisenhower Executive Office Building.  Notice the innocent comment in the middle of the thread by Mr. @danielfeeney1138 with the correction:

"Eisenhower Executive Office Building really.  The house is across West Executive Ave."

For comparison, let's take a look at a snapshot of the Eisenhower Executive Office Building:




and again, the White House...

 
Looks like Austin wanted to place himself in Washington D.C. with Bennet the latter part of this week.  And why would that be?  Could one of the reasons involve Jake's movie, Nocturnal Animals which opened in wide release on Friday, Dec. 9?

Then there's the geographical matter of Jake being announced to appear on Good Morning, America in New York City the morning of Friday, Dec 9.  Instead GMA tweets about guests Ryan Gosling and Brett Eldridge on their show that morning.

Where was Jake? He was heard on IHeartRadio being interviewed via phone with Ryan Seacrest.   

So Austin was not the only one misrepresenting his location this past week.  Jake was as well.  Looks like non-disclosure agreements and image rights contractual clauses were in full enforcement.



collaboration:  Prairie Girl and M&M
pic sources:  USA Today, pinterest, Getty Images
song: Hello, Mr. Kringle - Kay Kyser and his orchestra (from 1939)
         And To All a Goodnight - Band of Merrymakers


2 comments:

prairiegirl said...

And I can tell you the first thing the naysayer is going to point out and that is that there are "other pictures!" to prove otherwise.

And there was hinkiness with the rest of that DC photo album. When you couple the subtle "hinkies" with a gaffe like this, that's all I need.

Austin never was in Washington DC this week.

Methodical Muser said...

And this constant manipulation and outright lying regarding where Jake and Austin are at any given time points to much more than just a closeted couple. They are hiding something much bigger. Much more inconceivable and eyebrow-raising to the unsuspecting public. A situation with a lot more moving parts. Like maybe, just maybe a closeted family.