In honor of the Solar Eclipse taking place on Monday, August 21, 2017, Narnia thought we would hold auditions for Mr. Moon's role in the event. As much as we would like, there will be no full moon here, but sometimes what is left to the imagination is part of the whole appreciation process, no?
Can't think of a better way to get the ball rolling than with Blake Shelton and his own 'dat' prolamation:
“@blakeshelton: AND just in case that upsets you just remember... Don't need no class when you got dis ass!!!!!” 😂 pic.twitter.com/TR0v0l1cpy— carlie (@carliencarter) August 22, 2013
And since glutes come in pairs, it seems only right that the majority of our OTP's come in....pairs!
Adam Levine:
from a video shooting, Adam challenging Jake in the spandex dept:
Adam Lambert live!
holy moly, not safe for the cubicle today, no no....
And who should follow Adam, but Mr. Kristopher Allen:
holy maracas...
You don't see this one too often. Bonus! Kradam
Time for J2....and with these two, you could devote a whole page.
A classic:
Oh, these boys... Jared?
The classic "I ripped my pants"
and sneaking in a personal favorite: as Sam Winchester...
And, if two is better than one, five ASSets most assuredly require a WARNING label before proceeding.
As well as a reminder that the "packaged"cargo is a precious commodity that needs to be
Take it away Louis:
Well, that escalated rather quickly. Maybe we could have a little foreplay first, Mr. Tomlinson?
Yes, reverence would be a bit more audience-friendly, thank you. Now, let's get this show on the road with a playful reminder of one of our favorite OTPs - Harry Styles and the Sun King himself, Mr. Louis Tomlinson during their playful fetus days:
Alright Louis, we'll start with Hazza Styles' cute little bum first. A wonder of the world which has truly evolved throughout the years. Those legs are just a side benefit.
Words escape me when it comes to this young man, so let's just say it's Tommo time:
Then there's Liam "Lima Bean" Payne. Who we all know, also appreciates what he has to offer. No need to be shy when you can walk the walk, right Leeyum?
And here is a different kind of "wave"
Shake that booty, Liam!
Zayn obviously has two eyes as well.
Now for Mr. Malik. A gift that keeps on giving from all angles. Easy on the eyes in every way. Front or behind.
Now for Nialler. Ol' Teflon Niall. A man who has been "developing" before our very eyes. These Irishman - they are "magical" in every way.
Shake it, Niall!
No glute breaks here. We still have who? Why, Jake and Austin, of course!
Back when Jake was filming Source Code, he had some playtime with Atticus, who could forget this shot?
And there was this direct hit:
And you can't ignore the Love and Other Drugs. Even the grainy doesn't take away from this mooning:
Oh, I swore I was going to stay from the nudity and almost made it through the post....
In character as Spencer Monroe, Austin walks a set of porch steps proud.
Heavens!! From John in Cincinnati...
I don't know about you, but I feel like I've been around the "globe" a few times. LOL. We can't have a booty post without a Bonus! salute to Prime Minister Justin Trudeau...
Ah, what the heck. Let's throw in a not so little, Whit Merrifield...
And a few
This one just cracks me up.
Thanks for joining us in this thorough examination of celestial bodies in orbit. Science is a wonderful thing, don't you think?
collaborated: Methodical Muser, PG
pic sources: Tumblr, pinterest, mynewplaidpants, usatoday, kenneth in the, oh my godot, aminoapps, ihj
our playlist: Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater Revival
I Feel the Earth Move - Carole King
Sweet Dreams - Beyonce
Shake Shake Shake Your Booty - KC & the
Sunshine Band
New Moon on Monday - Duran Duran
Keep on Walkin' - Cece Peniston
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