It's All In the Numbers - Day 22

Thirty Days of Toothy Tile, Grey Goose and the Baby Tiles

Day 22

Baby Tile Countdown:


ONE

One blue star; one stroller; one nanny; one baby  JUNE 2008

TWO

Dear Ted Letter

August 29, 2008

Dear Ted:
Ted, I love your wit, and the new retina-burning format is starting to grow on me. You said there's a Baby Tile — is there another one on the way? Is it Ben Affleck?
—Scutten

Dear Baby Q:
Such the good guess, babes, so right in so many brunet directions, alas, it's the wrong two-timing type.

Pigs in Blankets for Toothy?

by Ted Casablanca | Thu, Jan 8, 2009 9:27 AM

“When we announced that Toothy Tile won our user-voted year-end awards, the Prop 88s (88 celebrity propositions we want passed, including T. Tile coming out of his very dusty closet), we suggested a lovely ceremony at the Beverly Hilton to make it official. You know, award him with an actual trophy instead of a trophy girlfriend, that sort of sensible thing.

We chose Oct. 11, National Coming Out Day, can't think why. Next thing you know, the senior catering manger from the damn Hilton emails us and wants to know if we really are booking the joint? I said I'd ask.

Toothy? Is it a date?”

[Author's Note: 
*88 Duplicate numbers

*11 Duplicate numbers

Pigs instead of pig in a blanket: Two instead of one; 
Significantly, Ted wrote catering manger (metaphor for crib) instead of manager]

 

THREE

 Three boxes of candy - Leaving Medical Office, May 17, 2011

FOUR

 4 frozen yogurts for Jake? September 3, 2009

Where're you going with all that yogurt, Jake?

 4 bottles of juice January 18, 2012

FIVE

aka a Fünf obsession (February 2012)

February 9, 2012

In the 01:30 video above, Opening Gala Festival hostess, Anka Engelke, wondered out loud on stage why Jake asked for five of everything at Berlinale (e.g., Jake asked if he could take five stuffed bears home with him)

A joke was made about the square root of 5 and Jake's obsession with that number

Jake had five bodyguards at the airport departing from Berlinale 


SIX

Six colors KALAS children's tumbler - IKEA

Interview - Jake Gyllenhaal 

April 1, 2011 (Interview Men’s Journal)

'We pass a bin full of the rainbow-color plastic cups. “My house is equipped with all of these,” Gyllenhaal says, [for Ramona, his four-year-old niece.] “It’s always fun when friends who don’t spend a lot of time around kids come over and they’re like, ‘Why do you have these?’ ”

[Author's Note: The Ramona reference was inserted by the interviewer, not Jake. And, why would Jake need the entire set of six rainbow-colored plastic cups, if he were talking about only one child who lives on the East Coast with her parents? Moreover, Jake lived in Los Angeles at the time.]

Maybe an answer can be found based on a low-key, random anon comment, coincidentally posted SIX years ago:

  

From Waiting For Toothy 2 said... February 17, 2011 4:52 PM

Anonymous said...

I know from a very good source that Jake Gyllenhaal has four children with a fifth on its way. He and Austin couldn't be happier. They'll wait a few years when their careers slow down to come out. Rumor has it Jake wants half a dozen kids. He's obsessed with kids like that. :)

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