Friday, September 2, 2016

He Emerged Today - Look Quickly or You Just Might Miss Him

Ha!  You think I'm kidding, don't you?  I'm not kidding.  Look now and right-click copy-paste because he'll probably be gone in a nano Arrivederci second.  Here's Jake today at Venice.  Enjoy!  He looked absolutely splendid.    Looking great, buddy!!  :-)  It was great to see him again and thanks to Austin for sharing with the world.  *jk*








And from the popemobile:

  And then, how about a pole pic?  A look at Jake juuuuuust before he took a spin around this puppy.   ;D





pictures:  IHJ
song:  The Beginning and Timmy's Song - Nikos Ignatiadis

17 comments:

Methodical Muser said...


Now that Jake has emerged from his hidey hole, we know Austin can't be far behind with some "simultaneous" bearding fakery via snapchat, instagram, twitter or a combination of the three.

Besides the other 1,001 reasons we know Faux Chlo and Austie are PR created, this kind of pre-planned, coordinated photo opting just drive home the obvious. Jake has been placed in Venice. Austin must now be seen with the ball and chain doing something vacationie. It's a SAG holiday after all. The only element that's still up in the air is whether or not Wally will be "manhandled" again and how many staged, sexed up poses we will be privy to. The suspense is really killing me. No, really. LOLLLLLLLLLLL!

Methodical Muser said...



And from the popemobile

Haha. I love the reference. I'm sure Austin thinks Jake is full of miracles. Sainthood? Not so much.

prairiegirl said...

Buonasera!!! (good evening!) everyone!

Here's a link to the video that goes along with this wonderful, beautiful music. I am in love in particular with the first piece, although I like the other one as well.

Close your eyes and listen

Very, very romantic! Too bad Austin can't be there to ride along with Jake in one of those wonderful looking gondolas. He was busy reading Harold and the Purple Crayon to somebody somewhere.

Sorry, I'm just kind of uttering nonsense tonight. I'm just so happy it's the weekend and it's a 3-day weekend at that. This was a loooong work week and I can't wait to go back to my own job. I like learning new things, but my fingers are bone tired from typing so much.

Methodical Muser said...


Hey, if anyone is interested in seeing how PR creates a fauxmance from scratch by using a high profile event (VMAs) to really kick it into high gear, take a closer look at that whole Drake and RiRi nonsense. Today on TMZ, they showed a clip of Drake on stage, on his knees, singing to her vagina. Subtle, don't you think?

prairiegirl said...

Jake really did look fantastic today. Kudos to him - he always looks great in the suit, doesn't he?

My day went so fast today that I haven't been online much at all, only enough to catch Jake in Venice. I don't even know if Danneel has been spotted again by a Destiel/Cockles fan or photo'd from the top of a redwood somewhere with a potato cam.



Methodical Muser said...


My day went so fast today that I haven't been online much at all, only enough to catch Jake in Venice


Maybe Danneel has already given birth? The whole storyline is so farcical, why not accelerate the gestation period too.

prairiegirl said...

Hey, if anyone is interested in seeing how PR creates a fauxmance from scratch by using a high profile event (VMAs) to really kick it into high gear, take a closer look at that whole Drake and RiRi nonsense.

That whole thing is so phony and syrupy OTT, I don't get how people are buying it. Come on. He's got rumors up the ying yang and she will take her 15 minutes of bearding fame with any male whom she happens to brush shoulders with. Ridiculous.

They should be embarrassed, both of them.



prairiegirl said...

Of course, I'm just joking with the 'popemobile' and 'pole' pics. Gotta have a few chuckles now and then.

Italy looks so beautiful and would be lovely to see some day. Everyone have a good evening, time for this gal to start winding down. Thanks for checking Narnias out! We appreciate your visit. :-)

Methodical Muser said...


I'm beginning to wonder about Rihanna as well. She never should have been used by Jake's team back in January, 2015. Never mind Jake's perplexing, out of the blue association with Jay Z and Beyonce. Maybe he gave Queen B some surrogacy advice back in the day.


Boxing Night

Clarity said...

He looked good but completely bored. Like he was punching the clock. Was he there promoting a new movie? I think he has a new one coming out but I haven't heard anything about it.

prairiegirl said...

Hi Clarity! Yes, he is there promoting Nocturnal Animals, the movie directed by Tom Ford. Sorry I didn't mention that in the post, all I was doing was going on about how great he looked. I agree with you, he didn't have that sparkle or shine. You know, remember when Jake premiered Prince of Persia and he was smiling everywhere and his eyes sparkled? Or the opening of Berlinale when he was judging? He glowed, he was so "on". And yet, before Berlinale was halfway over, he changed, just like that. His whole demeanor and expression changed. He even began to grow his beard out, if I recall right and he has never looked the same since.

M & M and I were talking about this very thing earlier today and I'll ask her if she wouldn't mind repeating her thoughts on it, because I think she nailed it right on the head.

Methodical Muser said...



He looked good but completely bored. Like he was punching the clock. Was he there promoting a new movie?


I think you’ve nailed it, Clarity. That was my impression of his bearing as well. Jake cleans up well, always has, and he physically looked great in Venice. But, remember when he used to radiate from within? His eyes sparkled and his smile was irresistible. There was a lightness about him.

Those unique qualities seem to be completely drained from him. He appears detached from his environment. Almost stoic. Like he’s merely fulfilling his obligations. Sort of like someone glancing at his watch every 15 minutes impatiently waiting for his obligations to be over. This was the guy who use to brag about living in the moment. But, I see little trace of that kind of spontaneity and exuberance coming from Jake now. Instead of drawing people in, he pushes them away.

That’s why I think it’s so important that young men like Harry and Louis come out while they are still young. While they still glow from within and genuinely feel they can be whatever they want to be because they can reach their full potentials like anybody else. Simply put…they can be free. Alexa Chung, a British fashion model and TV presenter once described Harry as magnetic, like staring into a lighthouse…an incredibly charming young man. I don’t want those two guys to lose any of that joie de vivre.

Unfortunately, it seems like Jake’s natural enthusiasm has really be drained right out of him over the past four years. That’s what the living in the closet and years upon years of lying, and hiding yourself away from the world will do.

Methodical Muser said...


In stark contrast, take a look at how Louis interacts with fans on the red carpet just three months ago. That young man has been through hell and back for five years, fighting for his and Harry’s freedom. If anything he glows more now than he ever did. Because he hasn’t given up the fight.

Louis Tomlinson on the Red Carpet

Methodical Muser said...

Oops! I meant:

...seems like Jake’s natural enthusiasm has really been drained right out of him

Clarity said...

Thanks M. I thought maybe it was just me. I have to admit even when I see Jake in movies now it's like he's just phoning it in. I don't feel any connection from him.Its so disappointing. I think he did an interview with the director for the lastest one but I haven't heard anything on the movie itself.

Clarity said...

Your so right M. Louis looks like he's having fun which is how it should be.

Methodical Muser said...



Louis looks like he's having fun which is how it should be.

Very true. Yet, behind the scenes, Louis and the boys have been waging one Big Gay War against Simon Cowell, Modest Management and the Sony/Syco record label for years. You would never know it when they take the stage/red carpet, however. They simply refuse to let those battles put a wedge between themselves and the fans or their music. Of course, they have made compromises along the way because of contractual shackles, but their ultimate goal has always been to work together and break free. Their solidarity has helped them to remain true to themselves.

Sidenote: I got a kick at the end of that video when one of the fans says, "OMG, you're such a small bean" and Louis straightens himself up and playfully teases, "Oh give me a break. I'm big". There's really little mystery why the 1D fandom call him a ball of sunshine.