Fast Forward to the December 26, 2015 post from Austin Nichols' Facebook page:
Margie Nicholson congras for your new baby daughter
And almost like a Groundhog Day "on repeat" moment, guess who popped up with Jake in New York City for a 2015 photo op four days earlier on December 22? Wait for it... Greta Caruso.
Both parties openly sporting
In many respects, Greta seems to be a closet accessory for Jake, whether it be in the capacity of a nanny or as a beard successor following the inevitable "break up" of Jake and Alyssa Miller in February 2014. And now two years later, she can add the label of Crazy Quilt Picnic Pal.
In conclusion, Greta Caruso can be called many things, but the term that probably best captures her recurring role in Jake Gyllenhaal's life is that of personal assistant. Depending on the celebrity, a PA can be involved with any number of activities and tasks. But, for the long rumored closeted Jake Gyllenhaal, deeply shrouded in secrecy and subterfuge ever since the rumors of a Grey Goose and Family Tile first surfaced in 2007, Greta's steadfast presence dates back to her initial casting call surrounding the birth of Jake's niece, Ramona, in October 2006.
At this point, filling in the blanks is not too hard. Let's just say, she hasn't gone anywhere after 10 years of service. Congras, Ms. Caruso. You are obviously still very much needed as Ms. Margie Nicholson reminded us in January 2016. Apparently, you have learned your lines well and seem to have been able to hit the mark every time. We all know Jake does not ask for curtain calls very often. Only those he trusts. Which these days are few and far between given all the personal secrets he needs to keep. No doubt Ms. Caruso will show up again by the end of the year. The only question will be how many photos will the next photo op produce.
Part 3 of 3
written by Methodical Muser and Prairie Girl
sources: Facebook, IHJ
song: Beautiful Sunday - Daniel Boone
That's Life - Frank Sinatra
The Perfect Nanny - cast members of Disney's Mary Poppins
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In case you open this post first, please close the window and go back two more posts. This was a triple poster. They do follow in order rather well.
^^ of course, if you reached that comment, that means you read the whole post before you saw the heads up and so it was kind of out of order. LOL! I'm such a stupehead sometimes. M&M had the more brilliant & common sense idea to post the heads-up at the top of the post in blue. *facepalm* That's why I'm dangerous on my own, folks! ha ha ha.
If you look at the set of pics on IHJ of the December "22" outing, you can see how Jake/Greta tried to walk closely and look as though they were holding hands. smh. Nice to see that Greta Caruso has no qualms about pretending to #IsSheOrIsntShe with a man who's married in real life and has a family.
Word on the "street" is pointing towards Danneel Harris-Ackles being pregnant again. Or should I say, going through the process of looking pregnant while someone else carries the baby. A few very hinky pictures have appeared on social media, one of which was posted and then "taken down", but not before it was captured by some folks. Enough folks who would then repost it and let the embers remain burning. And then there were a couple of potato pics that a Mgmnt intern or two is defending to the DEATH over on Spn Gos.
This was the one posted after a visit to a hair salon:
Is this Danneel or not? Is she pregnant or not? Oh the mystery!
And get a load of this, lol:
Shot from News Chopper 1
This one preceded it:
Okay then
I'm aware that she is supposed to be a "tinhatter", but that would make her pictures seem that more believable, wouldn't it? And she also tweeted this:
he was smiling, jj was jibber jabbering, and d looked tired.
How could she see when she couldn't even get close enough to take a clear picture and one that didn't look like it was taken from a hot air balloon?
I think Mgmnt is trying to get more convincing and believable with their intern accounts. They still get some duds, but some of these accounts are doing their job a little better than they used to. Sorry, I do not buy this nonsense at all. Danneel could be pregnant, but she's not carrying the baby. And that would explain why the "taken down" picture and now these potato pics shot from the Hindenburg.
The same reason why we have Mt Rushmore's and drinking glasses blocking our perfect views from pics of closeted celebs. It doesn't take long to think about it.
Ah, yes. Using the fandom to do the dirty work of management and then blame the whole rumor mill about Danneel's pregnancy on those pesky, intrusive, tin hatters. What a great business model designed to disseminate a pack of lies and then scream in outrage about entitled stalker fans.
What's even more despicable is that most of these fandoms consist of vulnerable girls who love and support their OTPs with all their hearts and then find they are being accused of being bad fans. The psychological techniques applied are implemented in a way to attack self esteem and question sanity. Wholly misogynistic and emotionally abusive. Oh, but they still want the fan's money. Funny, how that works.
Jaz (@jazzzydiva)
8/8/16, 00:37
@HankAzaria AND @AustinNichols on tonights #RayDonovan?! This is what great episodes are made of! 😍😍😍
Mark Tinker (@MarkCTinker)
8/7/16, 22:16
Totally digging @AustinNichols and @ERICBALFOUR on #RayDonovan. Extra texture!!
Katie (@K_Eli28)
8/7/16, 20:49
Oh look, Tommy Wheeler is back. @AustinNichols @SHO_RayDonovan
PV (@realpv4)
8/7/16, 20:55
@SHO_RayDonovan Stacy Keach, TWD's @AustinNichols the Easybeats (sorry, better than Hank) and Mickey almost getting killed. What an episode
Isn't this something, by the way? These popped up on Twitter last night and as soon as a couple of them did, here came a mini invasion of "civilian" robot tweets as though to try and drown them out. But how are you going to hide that Tommy Wheeler came back to Ray Donovan? And can you tell that Austin is loved up somewhere with Jake somewhere again because he didn't acknowledge his mention or appearance on Ray Donovan at all. Was it a glimpse? A mention? These people speak as if you can physically see Tommy Wheeler in the episode.
So why so silent, Austy? And why did he never tweet that he had filmed a guest stint?
@HankAzaria AND @AustinNichols on tonights #RayDonovan?! This is what great episodes are made of! 😍😍😍
I can confirm that Austin Nichols was on Ray Donovan last night. Very strange how there was no announcement from Austin's social media accounts. Not one peep. His people apparently use his Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, et al. for all kinds of bearding antics. Or, to try to place Austin somewhere where he often isn't. Yet, when it comes to his career, promoting his work, all we get is crickets.
Austin sure loves to provide us with a blow, by blow, by blow account of when he is supposedly in Georgia, filming TWD, but it's curious why he didn't offer one bread crumb of information about filming that Ray Donovan episode. I suspect this is another indication that his gig in The Walking Dead, small as it may be, is part of the bearding contract. A way of "documenting" that he's working, without him actually having to lift much of a finger at all. Too busy with other more personal activities that are beyond the lens of a snap chat or a heavily filtered Instagram pic.
Another clue that Austin is deep, deep in the closet.
Btw: Austin looked great last night. He wasn't on the screen long, but I love his character of Tommy Wheeler. I would like to see more of him.
I don't have much time to comment (my lunch hour went Pfft!!), but this is what's kind of amusing. We hear and see more about Austin at the local Georgia swimming hole and riding his Triumph around, then we hear anything about him being on set and actually filming, which I think is what he's supposed to be there for anyway. Believe me, I've seen all the tweets and Instagrams and Snapchats! And Facebooks and Vines and I don't know what else.
I've seen one screen cap from Austin being on Ray Donovan and he does look pretty darn spicy. I apologize for the Fisher Price link. I'll fix it when I get home tonight - I only have 5 minutes left!!! Lol.
Michele Chambet (@scott5ivegirlfr)
8/8/16, 06:54
also was surprised and happy to see @AustinNichols back on #RayDonovan miss him on my computer screen http://twitter.com/scott5ivegirlfr/status/762617865283444736/photo/1
Here's a direct link:
Austin as Tommy Wheeler in Episode 407 of Ray Donovan
An anon comment I had found awhile back on DataLounge which was kind of interesting. Take with a grain of salt, but worth mentioning:
The three boys from Game Of Thrones f***ed. Richard, Alfie and Kit had a threesome after a good night out for drinks.
Hugh Dancy had a little go around with Damian Lewis.
Adam Levine had a crush on Jake Gyllenhaal, but Jake considers Adam a brother since they've known each other for so long.
Ryan Murphy has a thing for Darren.
Liev Schreiber has been eyeing Austin Nichols for a while. Nothing has happened yet.
Christian Aguilera appreciates female beauty, specially one that is in a bikini.
—Anonymous
07/13/2013
From the Celebrities You Know To Be Gay-Bi From Trustworthy Sources or Firsthand Knowledge Please Keep Posting thread
lol. That was a heckuva long thread title. Isn't that something? Who knows? But kind of hot about Liev eyeballing Austin. Could that be why maybe we haven't seen them going surfing anymore???? hmmm...
Just leaving that there. You don't always know with DL. ;-)
Well, check this one out. Austin's role as Spencer Monroe being beefed up in 2017?
Better get a new pair of swimming board shorts for next season, Austy!
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