Tuesday, October 24, 2017

Feeling a Little Nostalgic Tonight about Jake & Austin


This post is almost as much for nostalgic purposes as it is for simply sharing.  Have you ever seen any of these?

This is so wistful and love the song by Olivia Newton-John.  Unfortunately, the poster (at the time of publishing) thinks they've broken up. Now that is what's tragic.



A "Courtship of" take on Jaustin:



And one more.  This video is by Giusi Dottini, who has posted several videos of Jake and Austin.  This particular one has some tiny, dark, fuzzy, Hi-Fi stereo clips from the making of The Day After Tomorrow incorporated into still shots.   Boy, at 00:08, look how close Jake is talking into Austin's curls.  This one is a real retro gem!




And so there you have it.  Thought it would be fun to share these before the films disintegrate from exposure to daylight.  We are very thankful to all the folks who make fan videos for all to enjoy.  I know I wish I knew how to make them.  But there is a plethura available of 1D and J2 videos - too many to count.

For Jake and Austin?  Not too many at all.  Enjoy the trip back through time.  :-)   And for now?

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our playlist:  Don't You Forget About Me - Cover (Instrumental)
                     Night Moves - Bob Seger
                     Moon River - London Filmharmonic Orchestra


Sunday, October 22, 2017

The Mysteries of Insta Taking


When a birthday-with-friends photo can turn out so well...




But a wedding-meal-with-friends photo not...



We at Narnia seem to be the only ones questioning the wedding meal photo, and that's okay.  At first glance, there doesn't seem to be anything to question, albeit the "sepia" filter which we assume is to add an artsy effect.  

But it really shouldn't take long to realize that Jared's face and hair are extremely blurred and layered.  And the waiter staff person (we assume) in the far background is blurred as well, but is that because he's moving? Or because he's a bearded civilian and therefore won't be able to be positively identified?

And if he's blurred because he's moving, that at least would make sense, wouldn't it?  Should Jared be moving that much as he looks straight ahead, engrossed in conversation?   And if he is indeed talking to the blond woman across from him, why does it appear as though her head is facing the picture taker, yet her hands are gesturing towards Jared?  

Of course, there are the whole "where are the children" and the 'groom just supposedly met his bride several months ago' questions.  Could Jared really have been the one holding down the fort with the ark?  That's saying if there really was a wedding at all.

But time is of the essence when it's this late at night and work is to be had tomorrow.  The burning question remains why in this age of cellphones and their top-notch cameras, some of these closeted OTP's continue to be the victims of terrible picture taking at the worst of times? And there seems to be the forgetfulness of previewing, seeing that a photo is inferior and the option of a re-take.  

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And it appears that the witching hour has now come, time for the patch and repair.   Time for some hocus pocus, eh boys?






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our playlist:  Magic - Pilot
                     The Ghost in You - Psychedelic Furs
                     Ghost Town - Madonna



Thursday, October 19, 2017

Hey Rocky, Is That a Rabbit You Pulled Out of That Hole?


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Sometimes it's worth that repeat trip to the rabbit hole, you know?  What rabbit hole are we referring to?  Well, back on October 7, Narnia speculated on Jake Gyllenhaal's newly announced campaign for the Calvin Klein fragrance, Eternity .   And we were batting around some ideas and speculations.  Predictions.  



And so while glancing through the Comments section again late this afternoon, there was a tweet series which gave cause to look twice.

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Huh.  Say what?  Back it up a moment.  


 

"How is Lisa doing"?   "Lisa"? 

As in, "sounds like"..... "LEILA?" Like in Leila who still has no last name even though she is in the high profile "daughter" of Jake Gyllenhaal and Liya Kebede. How very organic.

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Could it be that a certain contracted gardener might just have been instructed to drop a few more seeds in a certain garden row? After all, that Calvin Klein ETERNITY campaign is not just about boosting sales. It's about Jake Gyllenhaal "finally" getting to be seen as a Dad at long last. Yep.  Some identifiable sprouts just may have started to emerge among the shadowy weeds today. Remember, there's a lot of manure left to promote the growth of more rumors in the future, don't you think?

Stay tuned for future updates.





pic source:  Giphy
our playlist:  Sowing the Seeds of Love - Tears for Fears
                     Rose Garden - Lynn Anderson
                     Garden Party - Ricky Nelson


Juuuuuust a Bit Outside






Well, well, well, well.   



 



Dropped first thing this morning, October 19.  I'd say Jake and his team missed the real drop date by less than 48 hours, what do some of you think?



 

lol.  I love that old Harry Doyle (Bob Uecker). #classic

Well, it's not a Club Lounge Brunch moment, but as we watch this and any future Calvin Klein ads of this campaign, I think there are some of us who realize what we will see are created, substitute Polaroid moments for how Jake really is with those in his life he will never dare to acknowledge. 



our playlist: Too Little, Too Late - JoJo
                     It's Too Late (Live) - Carole King




Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Double Digits!!!


This will be one particular set of parents today.


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Not going to say who. Not going to say why.

But it is a very special day today and at least one parent in particular will probably be in complete denial. Better embrace it, fellas!





pic source:  Giphy, keep calm-o-matic
our playlist:  Happy Birthday - DJBoBo
                     If I Could Turn Back Time - Cher
                     You Are the Best Thing - Ray LaMontagne
 

Monday, October 16, 2017

There's No Stopping This Train Called Time



                                                       “The years just pass like trains
                            I wave but they don't slow down” - Steve Wilson


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Zayn Malik






Blake Shelton



































Austin Nichols





Kris Allen

















Liam Payne






Adam Lambert






Louis Tomlinson










Jake Gyllenhaal



 Dylan O'Brien






















Adam Levine







 Harry Styles





Jared Padalecki


Jensen Ackles





And last but certainly not least, probably the one man who has really grown before our eyes over the years, Mr. Niall Horan






That was fun and got PG a bit sniffly. Not only that, but just about blew up Narnia's Blogger Memory. LOL!  Remind me not to try this again. ;-)  Time to pick up our carpet bag and leave the depot, though. We can't stop this train, but who wants to anyway because as the great Charles Kuralt once said, we can't help wondering what's around the bend.

pic sources: too many to list. If anyone has a beef, give us a call.
our playlist:  If I Could Turn Back Time - Cher
                     Time Has Come Today - The Ramones
                     This Is The Time - Billy Joel

Saturday, October 14, 2017

Behold the Emasculation Proclamation! The Outer Layer Stripping of the OTP Leader (Part 3 of 3)


Part 1 of 3 - Part 1
Part 2 of 3 - Part 2 of 3


Last, but certainly not least, our third featured, squashed and Gumby'd OTP half?   Mr. Jared Padalecki.

With Austin, it was about alleged twitter DM's to underage girls and public demeaning by his most recent beard, Chloe Bennet.  With Louis, it was about the creation of a baby, denouncing of Larry and a very public airport exhibition.   With Jared?  It's been about "unstable behavior" associated with mental illness and a repressed anger/frustration due to the hapless bearding contract he is in. The situation has seen Jared transition from a relaxed, confident intellect to a fragile man in need of round-the-clock care-taking.

Just some samplings of the rants which have been posted on Jared's twitter and/or Facebook:

 

 


 
Were these really from Jared or from someone with access to his twitter?  These below are quite homophobic; somehow I doubt they are from Jared, but they are designed to sound homophobic and Mgmnt's thinking is "How could he be gay and say something like that?"


 


 



Then there was the famous Minnesota Hotel Ivy incident of 2016:


Jared Padalecki Sandy Hudspeth Thank you for voicing your opinions and your concern. You are, of course, entitled to both. As far as last night goes, I didn't receive "poor service". I didn't have mustard instead of mayonnaise on my burger, and she didn't give me too many or too few cubes of ice in my drink. The picture of her playing on her phone was the NICEST thing she did during the course of the evening...... No. I was subjected to a mean, spiteful human being. Period. She was mean. She was a bully. She, specifically, did several things that hurt mine (and our) feelings. She made me feel singled out and not welcome and "less than" (maybe you've been in the same situation before?). She ruined my night (if not my trip) in Minnesota. Furthermore, I'm not incredibly happy to have you express that you believe I'm not entitled to share my concerns or unhappiness because I'm a "celebrity". That's akin to the people who told me that I should be "happy" because I'm "successful", and that I shouldn't have "depression" or "anxiety" because "famous people" are so "lucky". And I very much don't appreciate being victim shamed, even though I'm "famous" and should just "deal with it and keep quiet about it". At the end of the day, I am a human being that breathes oxygen. The same as you. And, sometimes, there are people who hurt my feelings intensely and I want to reach out to my social media family to express my hurt  (edit)


Whew! It's getting a little tense around here, does it feel like to you?


 

Let's dial it down a notch. Geesh! Here's one of the more "mild" ones, lol:


 

Then, there are those "events/incidents" which are surrounded with question marks, missing socks, leftover Lego pieces and whatnot.
Take several of the JibCon Supernatural conventions for instance.  In particular, the Jus in Bello (JibCon) of 2014.  Chaos ensued on that Saturday the 24th and Jared's public persona to the fans has never been the same since.


This probably was a clue:



http://itsjustjensen-archive.tumblr.com/post/86773187933/jared-talking-about-cas-fake-heaven-i-dont-know



And this was a clue where Jared was looking just not quite himself:






 

 


Before some of this began to happen:



"springheel-jack

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My dash is swamped in cockles"

 

The fake makeout on stage:







It's still not been clear to me when the infamous "hotel lobby Misha Collins Swipe" took place in Saturday's schedule, but it happened just prior to the "shoulder injury" and Jared's "cancellation" from the remainder of that day's convention activities. In the following video, Jared is clearly not joking around when he chases Collins, who is indeed cowering under Jared's hold:


 

I'm sorry, but look at the expression on Jared's face as he spots Collins and then takes a swipe at him. That is not the face of someone "playfully horse playing" around.  

Just for a different angle on cowering Collins, let's have a looksee:


http://blackcatripper.tumblr.com/post/86912301379/jared-jensen-and-misha-jibcon-5-rome-2014
 

Yeah, I'd say Jared was a bit upset about something, anyone else? Likely because he knew what was going to transpire that day? That he was going to have to hit the deck (literally), disappear for the day, and thereby clear the stage for that "Cocklest convention ever!" And just how was Jared "moved aside" for the day?

@SpnMaisieDaisy
Jared had something come up and is postponing his panel until tomorrow #JIBCon #JIB5



From Spn Goss:
*twitter account name* read a comment from a Russian fan. She had a photoop with them and she could smell the booze and Jared WAS REALLY DRUNK
 

same anon comment said he's being ill and can't do his today panel :(Some saying he is sick and others saying he was drunk  


@StoriesandMagic: Daniella just told me Jared fell and hurt his elbow, the doctors said he's okay. Everything else is stupid #jibcon


galain @galain · 8m
Daniela just explained that Jared tripped and fell and landed on his elbow, bruising his shoulder joint. Ouch.#jibcon -  Spn Gossip

galain @galain · 1mDaniela also said he's fine and he'll be back almost good as new, if a little bruised, tomorrow #jibcon - Spn Gossip

Apparently he fell on a piece of paper and fell down and dislocated his shoulder. Well thats what one tweeter said. - Spn Gossip


The "shoulder injury" incident:

"Jared’s panel on Sunday 25th May in Rome at JIBCon 2014. He had missed his Saturday panel, after tripping and bruising his shoulder."
 


https://lipglosskaz.tumblr.com/post/86783959142/guys-jarpad-has-his-shoulder-all-wrapped-up-arm

 

Despite Jared returning the next day to participate in convention activities with a makeshift sling, he went on later to have surgery, about a month later

In the opening minutes of the video directly below, Jared says (after a slight hesitation) that he had a "broken arm and torn rotator cuff" at a Comic Con held July 24-27. He says he had surgery "about a month ago", which places surgery around June 27. The injury occurred May 24, which translates to Jared walking around with a broken arm and serious rotator cuff injury for a month before surgery was performed. What is surprising about this besides the fact that the two injuries combined should be pretty painful, is that surgery would be delayed during what is already a limited summer hiatus. Why would you wait a month and thus delay his return to filming unnecessarily? And then there's that whole X-ray/MRI thing, two tests which are usually quick and accurate to diagnose a break and when exactly were they taken?  Too many unanswered questions.
 


Then came 2015 and the second year in a row that Jared's appearance at a Jus in Bello convention was jeopardized, and in fact proved to be non-existent.


http://thebreakfastpanel.tumblr.com/post/119033474223
 



2015-05-15 05:01 pm (local)
Thanks, anon!
I just saw this, from this twitter:
https://twitter.com/gracioussam   [note:link no longer works]

From what Misha told me, I understood that Jared isn't just "sick". I think he is under a lot of stress and he may be depressed too.
I truly believe something happened to him. Misha tried to joke but he couldn't ...

Misha said Jared has been pushing himself too hard and he probaly couldn't take it so he and Jensen and the others told him to take it easy -   [edit. - Spn_Gossip]





Re: Jared is sick and won't be at JIB

(Anonymous)

2015-05-15 10:26 am (local) 

Oh, my goodness. Jibcon is definitely a curse for poor Jared. Isn't this the third toime something has gone wrong. Poor guy.  -  Spn Goss LiveJournal


 

Jared has pushed himself to his limits and is suffering from exhaustion.  - 


 



Interestingly enough, just prior to this JIB2015 absence, Variety had published a story, " 'Supernatural star Jared Padalecki Talks Depression and Why You Should Always Keep Fighting " - source

A doctor came to set and talked to me for about 30 minutes or 45 minutes and said: “Jared, I think you’re clinically depressed. I think I should write you a note and we can shut down production for five days and then we can take it from there.” -  Jared P.

The Always Keep Fighting campaign was started in March 2015, inspired by several factors according to Jared: losing set stand-in Matt Riley to suicide, the urging of colleague Stephen Amell, who had a campaign established in the fight against cancer, and his own personal experience with depression.

There isn't enough space to go into deeper detail really about either JIB Con 2014 or JIB Con 2015.  They both could have a post by themselves.  There isn't a Supernatural/J2 fan who is not familiar with either dramatic ordeal. There were many unanswered questions with both incidents resulting in Jared's major absence in one of the conventions and complete absence in the other. When a third absence would have tipped the cart of suspicious activity, the beard Genevieve was brought in and she provided more than sufficient disruption.

Ever since these times, Jared has been depicted as fragile, in need of protection/looking after, and perpetually on the verge of another breakdown.


It's hard to imagine this "old" Jared from the past several years:






The audio is not good on this video, but all one needs to do really, is watch.  Thank heavens for all the fans who tape the panels and share with everyone else:





























has undergone an often seen new transformation, including very underweight to the point of being "smol", "drunk", in need of caretaking:

Noticeably thin:



from 2017, dominated:



From JibCon 2016: 














 






And then it was JJ from Kaleo's turn to try and fit Jared under his protective wing, (I mean arm) in a picture which just happened to be captured in relative privacy at the tour bus:





Not sure what message the "disheveled" appearance here was intended to tell:



















at the Handlebar in Austin, TX:



 and then Jensen again in 2017:






who is this guy?




Frequent mic clutching:





More symbolic body positioning?











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In summary....


This has been a bit of a read for a crisp Fall day (for some, it may take a week - LOL!), but a comparative narrative was necessary to illustrate that the emasculation of one-half of an OTP is actually a common practice in the entertainment industry. In other words, it is not an isolated phenomenon or aberrational curiosity. All three of these guys have been vilified and marginalized to sap their power and influence within their respective fandoms. 

The technique succeeds on many levels. Fans are pitted against one another as sides are taken; which strengthens the hand of management teams in terms of manipulation and emotional abuse. The tool also elevates one of the pair over the other which undermines the notion that the perceived couple are compatible or supportive of one another. In other words, how could these two even be together? Or, stay together for that matter. Separation is the key. One is the golden boy, the chosen one, and the other is the bad boy, the troublemaker, or in Louis' case, the chav. What's important to remember is that the latter is the one management fears the most. The one with the voice which must be silenced. And, whose influence needs to be diminished. In reality, PR would not be so aggressive or purposeful if the couple were still not together, fighting the system that insists that their love dare not speak its name. 

Austin and Jake:




Louis and Harry:




Harry saying, "I love you" to Louis




Jared and Jensen:






** We want to wish our friend Destiny a happy, happy birthday today!  Hope she is having a bang-up day!! :-) **




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our playlist: Blind My Mind - Flunk
                    Strong Enough - Sheryl Crowe
                    You Make Me Strong - 1D
                    That's How Strong My Love Is - Bryan Ferry
                    My Weakness - Kris Allen