What will 2017 bring? Hopefully good health and peace for us all (the title is a little cheeky!) We at Narnia would like to wish all of our guests a very Happy New Year and thanks for visiting. This blog wouldn't even exist if it weren't for the following celeb couples (past and present) and maybe a couple who never were, but you never ♫♪ knowwww ♪, right???
Here's to our OTP's; Happy New Year and best wishes for the all the many blessings that 2017 has the potential to bring.
Harry Styles & Louis Tomlinson
Jensen Ackles & Jared Padalecki
Kris Allen and Adam Lambert
Patrick Kane & Jonathan Toews
Mike Moustakas and Eric Hosmer
Liam Payne & Zayn Malik
And Jake Gyllenhaal & Austin Nichols
Did I miss anyone? lol. Look at them! Just look at them all - gorgeous, wonderful, adorable, sexy, loving OTP's.
Today is about celebrating our love for the special moments and relationships that we see.
May
2017 be kind and safe for them, heaped with blessings and appreciation for what
they have had together and may still have.
Once upon a time, Michael K had a bit of a soft spot for Jake Gyllenhaal. As the years have gone by, his commentaries on Jake not only have grown fewer and far between, but the words have also come with a nip of habanero sauce. One could easily tell that Michael K was not quite so beguiled or charmed by Jake and the deeply closeted antics which surrounded him as he grew older.
As some may know, Jake has been photo'd lately in New York City and now St. Bart's with Greta "Speed Dial" Caruso. The St. Bart's photo op alone consists of 134 files (photos) on 6 pages - what a way to sell a "low-key" Kevin Arnold & Winnie Cooper relationship. Alas, the lavish overkill is really all for naught; nothing to see here, folks, but sand and Coppertone. ;-)
I feel like we've seen this movie a few thousand times before....
Here's the St. Bart's version of the GyllyPiggyback:
But I digress because we don't want to lose focus over what happened today in Michael K's column. OPEN POST: HOSTED BY JAKE GYLLENHAAL'S HAIRY NIPS IN ST. BART'S December 28, 2016 / Posted by Michael K
It’s that time of year again when those of you who live where the
temperature is January Jones’ Queef (read: ice ice cold) feel the
icicles form around your frozen b-hole while looking at pictures of rich
famous bitches frolic in the warm waters somewhere. One of those rich
famous bitches who are frolicking in the warm waters is Jake Gyllenhaal who is spending his holiday in St. Barts. Jake, his beard, his “pandas with jaundice” trunks and his friend (and not in a quotation marks and italics sort of way, she’s an actual friend) Greta Caruso (aka the daughter of David Caruso and Melina from the original Total Recall)
were papped yesterday going for a swim in the ocean. Or if celebrities
really are just like us, they were papped while taking a piss in the
ocean because the bathroom is way too damn far away from their loungers.
I’m going with that, because in a few of the pictures, it looks like
Jake’s Clan of the Cave Bear-looking ass is smiling the kind of
relieved smile someone does while finally emptying their piss bag. And
as he’s doing that, Greta is probably screaming, “Eww, Toothy Tile, aim thattaway, it’s hitting my leg!” source Ouch! and a big, eye-popping whoa!!! Not only is Michael K clearly not happy with Jake, he just outed him as one of the most famous blind items ever ... Toothy Tile. And who is Toothy Tile? He's a deeply closeted Hollywood actor made famous by gossip columnist Ted Casablanca in 2005. Toothy fell in love and married a fellow actor, dubbed Grey Goose (aka Austin Nichols). According to "Ted-lore", Toothy Tile and Grey Goose settled down and are raising a secret family away from public scrutiny, in a Hollywood-style happily ever after.
collaborated: Prairie Girl and Methodical Muser pic source: IHJ, Daily Mail our playlist: Life's a Beach - Heymous Molly Island Girl - Elton John
Did anyone else see this photo from Megan Padalecki's Twitter? Jared, his brother Jeff and sister Megan on the staircase in what appears to be Jared's Austin home.
It had all of the makings of a classic holiday family photo: the striking wood staircase, holiday garland, body positioning and placement on the steps of the three siblings...what could be missing?
Does anyone else find it odd that what was missing was Jared's classic smile? The dazzling smile that is so frequently present with fan photos and with Jensen. An anon commented on Spn_Gos about this very observation, prompting accusations of Troll! Wanker! etc. Well, the anon isn't the only one with the same observation. One could say that well, it's just one picture and red-eye / non-smiles can happen with candids. But this picture could have been re-taken. The set up was all there as previously mentioned - the perfect setting. Three family siblings holiday portrait. They had all of the time in the world to re-take the picture. Seems like a minor deal, doesn't it? source: Twitter
Doing a double post today - neither one is anything "groundbreaking" or "shocking". They're both just kind of random thoughts and observational kind of things.
Anyone who tweets or Tumblrs about OTP's, makes openly frank statements about doubting contractual marriages or fake relationships on a regular basis, puts themselves in a position to be trolled or approached by a representative sent by said OTP's team. Not something to be terrified about, just to be aware of.
Most of us have recently witnessed this possibility in Decoding Anna being bullied off of the internet by the J's people. Some of us OMG regulars could conduct a clinic on the multiple ways Oh My Godot was invaded. And the harassment continued to social media, all for naught of course. ;-) How do the interns/trolls try to infiltrate? Well, here was one way.
1. Beware of hyperlinks sent to you in emails or private messages unless you're fully comfortable with the person you're talking to. Instead of clicking on the link, Google the subject or title and find it yourself on the internet.
2. Hyperlinks can contain spyware. If you click on one from your cellphone, the spyware can enable another party to listen in on your phone conversations. Beware of strange noises on your phone which can be a heads up you have a "visitor" on the line with you. A factory reset may be needed to clean your phone. You can Google this on the internet and find the existence of spy software that enables people to listen in on other others' phone conversations.
3. In the case of the deep HW closet, listening in on other folks' conversations can help Mgmnt with a pre-emptive strike. They can adapt their photo ops to counteract a fan's theory. 4. Let's take a look at an example. What if, let's just say, that a fake bearding/merkin HW relationship began to wind down with barely existent activity and interaction for a significant length of time. A cell phone conversation might touch upon the possibility of the approaching end to the contract. Of course, the speculation isn't going to be made on social media or any blog because of previous experience. No need to tempt Mgmnt, right? 5. I had tweeted this just for kicks back on Aug. 25 of this year.
The yellow lightning bolt, otherwise known as the split. #contractisup
11:57 AM - 25 Aug 2016
Barely a week later, during Labor Day weekend, Austin began wearing this odd hat which was not a San Diego Chargers hat; it was not the same lightning bolt and could not be identified on the internet.
6. Without a positive source for the hat, one might think that, coupled with the recent tweet about the lightning bolt being a gossip rag symbol for a break up, that the hat might be a sign of...a possible break up between Austin and beard Chloe Bennet? LOL! The thoughts of the naive, right?
7. Labor Day came and went, blurring into October with scant interaction between the two parties and "cryptic" photos like a downsizing sofa pic on the beard's Instagram and "lonely" photo of her and oft-used deard, Wally. So if you follow the signs, the scene went from this...
Aaaah, the spoonfed caption of "updated". Another sign, right? Of upcoming probable break up? Because how is Austin going to fit on the naptime "corner" couch now?
8. New York Comic Con passed with the continued narrative of barely-there interaction and photos of the bearding couple, "cryptic" signs like Instagram'ing of a break up song lyric from the beard. 9. By Oct. 11, a complete reversal of narrative took place with the Art for Health event co-hosting appearance in Chicago and "Game Back On" became the theme of Wangchols to the hyper point where we are today, which is Hetero Relaysh on Steroids, ha ha. False alarm! Contrived from nothing, right? Or was it? 10. On October 29, the Mgmnt-compensated troll made the following comment on his blog, Waiting for Toothy 2 [author note, my nickname on Blogger is PG]:
Anonymous
poor PG said...
Melting
Mary is really upset with Austin.
Pee Gee predicted that "contract is about to end" while Austin was
filming in Canada,
but Austin doesn't give shit about that.
Solution?
Not one, but TWO POSTS about new silly lie: Austin being in New York with Jake
for 'Sunday in the Park with George'.
No one saw Austin in New York - because Austin was in LA - but slash fiction
isn't about reality anyway.
October
29, 2016 11:02 am
11. How does this Online Safety Powerpoint Demo conclude? Well, where the Troll screwed up was I had never made this comment anywhere online. Not on my Twitter. Not on Narnia Dispatches. Not on my Tumblr. I had only made anything close to this speculation inprivate.
I have gone back through my Twitter and on the blog, never made any such claim in public. So how did the Troll know this? I have a couple of options where the breech was made, but most likely the break was made via the cell phone.
Lesson learned. Steps taken. lol. Amazing, isn't it? Gary's Tavern vs. Cheers. Wolves in sheep's clothing in the form of Austin Nichols who has been hanging too long now within the wolf packs of HW to be considered a sheep any longer, folks.
Phone 'tapping' is illegal. Spying on civilians' private discussions is Big Brother-ish and puts one not that far off from the category of our American government. Perhaps feelings of desperation are what prompt such desperate actions.
pic source: @austinnicholssource, Instagram, Twitter song: Rikki Don't Lose That Number - Steely Dan Invincible - Kelly Clarkson
